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littlemrsbubbles: I honestly block the shit out of dudes if they have homophobic ass bios like get yo fragile masculinity havin ass away from me you fuckin roach. Homophobia is such a fucking turn off.
moriarty: ianwanda: I think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they’d have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit I’m gonna go see why it isn’t working touch my wifi you asshole and i wont be the one whos getting murdered
mistress-laufeyson: ramon-salamander: witchlingfumbles: GUISE GUISE IF YOU HIT “X+C” IT SHUTS OFF EVERY GIF ON YOUR DASH EVERY SINGLE ONE TURNS TO A LITTLE GREY BOX WITH A LOCK GUISE TUMBLR HAS MADE ITSELF SAFE FOR EPILEPTICS PASS IT ON I BRING
kakiland: Kink4All : http://kakiland.tumblr.com After you are done, a game to have some fun! Liked this picture? Support me by entering my page and click on the ads (turn off adblock if you have one)
bitch-daddy: tnrambler: trannypornstars: Jane Marie Would love her in my ass 😍 The only way that’s more sexy is if she turned all the way around to show off 360.
So someone said to me that you can never meet a good person off the Internet. I want to prove them wrong. Reblog if you've met someone from the Internet and they've turned out to be one of the best people to ever exist.
Send me kinks and I will say if they are a turn on or off.
raincitykittyy: sensualcinderella: tootricky: Buttercream piping techniques (source) Okay I was looking at this so long my phone nearly turned off. I think that’s a sign to reblog even if I run a porn blog It’s so satisfying to watch this
the-ipre: “hey brennan, fuck you-”“hes lookin for the d4s-”“stick a fucking eagle statue up your ass-”“if we just kick brennan’s ass-”“turn these fuckin cameras off-”
jcatgrl: kaidanalenko: thenighttwerker: kaidanalenko: kaidanalenko: protip if you don’t have the new posting bullshit don’t log out ever. log out of tumblr i mean it’s okay to restart/turn off yr pc just don’t log out of tumblr 8| wait
I think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they’d have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit I’m gonna go see why it isn’t working
teamfreewifi:Back in my day, we didn’t have menu screens. When a movie ended it was replaced by a tranquil, bright blue screen that suddenly became screeching, demonic static if you didn’t turn off the TV in time.
I’m old fashioned. If I see you constantly with an ex/“ex” or whatever I’m automatically turned off. I leave my exes and everyone else behind to leave a proper place for someone new. I don’t need to remain friends with anyone
this storm is so crazy! if my grandma was here, she’d make us turn all the lights off and go to bed.
babygirlfor-daddy: wolfstravelsinmind: Merry Christmas all…I hope all the naughty little girls get what they deserve and if not, I hope you give yourself what you need. *turns* Hey!!! I don’t care who you are, dude…get those reindeer off my
one-time-i-dreamt:Me and my dad had to fight off zombies that were wearing color-coded outfits, and if we killed the wrong color-aesthetic zombie, we had to let a zombie bite us. The idea was that the first one to turn into a zombie would lose. I woke
raincitykittyy: sensualcinderella: tootricky:Buttercream piping techniques (source) Okay I was looking at this so long my phone nearly turned off. I think that’s a sign to reblog even if I run a porn blog It’s so satisfying to watch this
teamfreewifi: Back in my day, we didn’t have menu screens. When a movie ended it was replaced by a tranquil, bright blue screen that suddenly became screeching, demonic static if you didn’t turn off the TV in time.
awittyusername: faygo-fvckyourself: My dormmate didn’t want to get out of bed to turn off the light if i had to describe college in only a few pictures, this would definitely be one of them
earthprince: sumdudedatdraws: earthprince: WHAT IF EVERYONE PEED AT THE SAME TIME WOULD THE WORLD MAKE A PISSING SOUND????????????????????????????? Time to turn your computer off TIME FOR YOU TO PEE WITH EVERYONE ELSE BUDDY
katnissandhersyringe: I think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they’d have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit I’m gonna go see why it isn’t working
thebloggerbloggerfun: piewinchesters: If you go into the bathroom and turn off the lights and say ” I hate Jared Padalecki” 3 times Jensen Ackles will appear and punch you in the throat Whatever it takes to get Jensen Ackles to appear in my bathroom
It’s funny how SW has increased my self esteem 10-fold. I used to be one of those civilians who couldn’t hook up with a guy if she hasn’t showered in one day or had a little bit of pubes, because I didn’t want to turn off the guy.
queenmotherofdragons: vulcanthropy: if you turn off all the lights, stand in front of a mirror, and say “leonard mccoy” three times, he won’t appear because he’s a doctor, damnit, not an urban legend
a-family-man: it’s so hard waiting for my brother to finish fucking mom so i can have my turn pounding her pussy. i get so lost in watching her massive tits swing back and forth that i forget that if i jerk off now, i’ll have less cum to pump into
experienceisbest: They were playing a light hearted game of I’ll show you mine if you show me yours. It soon turned sexual when she took off her top. He unzipped his pants to reveal his partially erect cock. She couldn’t help but stroke it to see
thelockerroom: I’m sure this pose was to show off his (very nice) thighs… but how it turned out was a more of a “check out my taint” shot. Don’t mind if I do.
hells-cuties: lunapriincess: f0xcub: megvnmvrie: nobody-buddy: megvnmvrie: He wants a bonnie and clyde relationship, interesting. Oh plz stop showing your face… It’s a turn off if you’re trying to upset/insult me don’t bother i’m too
katara: the activity bar makes me feel as if I’m supposed to do something for notes or my life support gets turned off
slett: winchestercodependency: ibecameacat: what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off “People with vaginas”
oprahs-right-nipple: when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like ‘oh my god’ and then one day she wouldn’t stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned
After completing her special project for her “A” in Mr. Crude’s class, Erica asked if he’d stay while she took a bath. He agreed to stay.A few minutes after he heard her turn off the water, he heard her call out, “I could use a hand in here,
After a quick dip in his pool, Heather turned and said to Mr. Crude, “I’m thinking of taking off my bikini. Would you put some sunscreen on me, please?”“What if I put some SPF 50 on your already tanned skin and some SPF 15 on the
thekinksofyourlife:If she’s an overthinker it means she needs to be fucked until her brain turns off
oedipussywrecks: Mom said she had a surprise for me, if we went for a ride in the country…I drove until she told me where to pull off onto a dirt road…she told me to get out of the car, turn away, close my eyes, and count to 30…then she told me
pansexual-hermione: alone4thoughts: pansexual-hermione:I really want clap activated lights that are triggered by 2 claps so I can go like “BE CAREFUL MAKING WISHES IN THE *clap clap* *lights turn off* DARK DARK” And then, if someone was trying
cleophatracominatya: raincitykittyy: sensualcinderella: tootricky:Buttercream piping techniques (source) Okay I was looking at this so long my phone nearly turned off. I think that’s a sign to reblog even if I run a porn blog It’s so satisfying
bootyscientist2: Once I turn my lights off and get in bed, don’t ask me shit, don’t tell me shit, I’m sleep. I don’t care if you hear me laughing, talking, or moaning. I’M SLEEP.
hobartgloryhunter: If I was that TAXI driver I would have turned the meter off and pulled over to offer more than just my HAND>
need2submit2003: gsocumdump: Broken rubber… We can play the “stealth” game if it turns you on. I’ll make sure I’m suitably shocked to get your rocks off even harder…
thatsmoderatelyraven: my brother just turned off all the lights downstairs and i was like ummmm and then he was like sorry im just checking if my goldfish are glow in the dark
to-dance-beneath-the-diamond-sky:elizmanderson:catasters:omfg I was watching this sound off but then I was like “wait what if they’re making cute lil animal noises” so I turned the sound on and fucking lost itI love incurably dumb dogs
foggypebble: sniperj0e: here’s a video of 7000 fireworks accidentally going off at once after a computer malfunction (IF YOU’RE WEARING HEADPHONES TURN YOUR VOLUME DOWN JESUS CHRIST) They lost like a million bucks over a computer error
mrsvegas719: Looking for help from you horny lot…. I would love to surprise my man with some Jerk Off Captions that have been made on my pics (would turn me on to if honest). Can you help me please???
colormepale: Reblog if you’re currently masturbating It’s such a turn on to know my followers are getting off at the same time as me!
londonboy45: “Okay, but if I take off these pants there’s no turning back.”
destroywhiteboys: Is it wrong that I kind of want those little white nuts to be chopped off? Just imagine how much more submissive this faggot would be if his Master turned him into the sissy he always wanted to be.
My wife fell asleep this way after all my friends each had their turn in her pussy….They didn’t even bother to take her panties off, just pushed them aside…When another buddy came over later, I showed him this scene, and he asked if he
Honey, if I do this in front of your buddies tonight…..How long do you think it will take before they rip my panties off, tell me to spread my legs, and take turns fucking me?……I’m guessing less than 3 minutes….
Let him touch you pussy, too, honey…..Soon, you will take your panties all the way off and spread your legs for my friend…..If he likes you, he and a few other friends will stay the night and take turns with you…..
My wife met a hottie young guy at the party….she asked if would be OK to let him fuck her right there…..she had already let him take off her dress…..”I’ll let you watch honey…..that always turns you on…..”
