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eternallyedged: “I wonder if I actually need to take the cage off to milk him…” Sarah wondered to herself. Turning on her Hitachi wand she pressed it firmly against his cage, watching intently as her little experiment played out before her…
macmilf4: soccer-mom-marie: Do think I could this off while shopping? Well, even if I dont, at least I’ll turn the cops on when they arrest my sexy ass. I’d love to see macmilf4 in handcuffs…😈😘 Y'all like my new shirt?!? 😜😜😘
kinkylittlesweetpea: Game time….🤯 What are some turn offs??🤔 What’s a make woman not attractive? 🤔 If you comment I’ll send you a naughty pic…😘😘
wookiara: autumnyte: aiffe: Petition to stop CISPA. I know some of you may have been turned off by the overly-hyperbolic posts about CISPA making the rounds; but the above is legit. If you haven’t signed the petition yet, please do. It needs about
imwallpaper replied to your post: This is one of the worst days I’ve ever had in… Turn on the TV, do exercises, and EVERY TIME you find yourself thinking internally instead of externally, cut it off. Even if the internal thought is just “I
rpdofficer: fnafbot: Testing all the things! Automatic stuff: * blinks at random intervals * right eye flickers and turns off when patch is lowered * looks toward sounds (eyes widen if sound is loud) * reacts to nose boops (+squeaker) Controlled stuff:
So someone said to me that you can never meet a good person off the Internet. I want to prove them wrong. Reblog if you've met someone from the Internet and they've turned out to be one of the best people to ever exist.
cyberqueer: “People often say life is not a fairytale. But sometimes like a child, and sometimes like a fool, how about dreaming of a life that’s like a fairytale? If you don’t turn off the spotlight, and you don’t give up on your dream, maybe
queanedbyforce: myassisforyou: Reblog if our pic turns you on… xox What a sexy fucking picture. I know it won’t be, but I’m hoping tomorrow’s prize will be CC letting me lick my husband’s cum off of her pussy. I just need to hold onto that
mjwatson: everyone please turn off ‘best stuff first’ in your settings on tumblr so you can support your content creators! having best stuff first makes it so a lot of content creators’ edits and gifs get buried by other posts, so if you want to
genitalsanxiety: I’m almost 19 and Ive had a huge problem with my vagina simply because the right side of my labia is bigger than the left and I always feel as if my mole is a turn off. I’m slowly learning to accept/love her (:
micdotcom: It turns out the “pink tax” is also screwing over women at the dry cleaners. In a segment on CBS This Morning, reporters went undercover to see if women were charged more than men. One female producer and one male producer dropped off
deepshowerthoughts: Going to sleep when you’re not feeling well is like turning your body off and back on again to see if it fixes the problem
Wandered around Skyrim last night and took some screenshotsIntel® HD Graphics 4000
moriarty: ianwanda: I think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they’d have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit I’m gonna go see why it isn’t working touch my wifi you asshole and i wont be the one whos getting murdered
fifty-shadesofgay: yourneighborhoodfaggot: bitchiel: justaddtommy: i think we’re out of ink have you tried turning it on and off again Have you checked to see if your printer is plugged in? have u made sure it’s not possessed bY THE DARK LORD
queenmotherofdragons: vulcanthropy: if you turn off all the lights, stand in front of a mirror, and say “leonard mccoy” three times, he won’t appear because he’s a doctor, damnit, not an urban legend karl urban legend
mistress-laufeyson: ramon-salamander: witchlingfumbles: GUISE GUISE IF YOU HIT “X+C” IT SHUTS OFF EVERY GIF ON YOUR DASH EVERY SINGLE ONE TURNS TO A LITTLE GREY BOX WITH A LOCK GUISE TUMBLR HAS MADE ITSELF SAFE FOR EPILEPTICS PASS IT ON I BRING
can I just- can I just set something straight? if your only response to someone’s argument is to use a flaw in their grammar, syntax, or spelling you have lost the argument. turn off your computer and think about your life.
twinflowery: tiny gems! i really want to turn this into a sticker sheet along with three other sets, but i don’t know if i could actually make a profit off of them? oh well, they’re cute and i had fun making them! i haven’t done a chibi in what
kristalynda: @rinaskitty here’s my part of our trade. I’m sorry if the colors look off, my colored pencils are almost gone. This was fun to draw, and I personally love how it turned out.
dailyinspirationquotes: Please Like Our Facebook Page: Daily Inpspirational Quotes Check this article to improve your intimate life: Why You Should Keep the Lights On for Nookie If you are the type to turn off the lights before getting busy with your
fuckingniara: legend has it, if you turn off the lights and say “honor” three times into a mirror Zuko will appear behind you crying
enayalate-h8-this-year: bbanditt: slett: winchestercodependency: ibecameacat: what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off “People with vaginas”
katara: the activity bar makes me feel as if I’m supposed to do something for notes or my life support gets turned off
baby its all yours if you want it tonight ill give you the red light special all through the night just come through my door take off my clothes and turn on the red light
thevirginprince: mileyhighrus: i could never be a politician because every time it was my turn to talk in a debate it would start off with “listen you fucking prick” like idk how these people don’t do this If you do this you don’t get paid.I
ramon-salamander: witchlingfumbles: GUISE GUISE IF YOU HIT “X+C” IT SHUTS OFF EVERY GIF ON YOUR DASH EVERY SINGLE ONE TURNS TO A LITTLE GREY BOX WITH A LOCK GUISE TUMBLR HAS MADE ITSELF SAFE FOR EPILEPTICS PASS IT ON I BRING FORTH THIS KNOWLEDGE
cishits: autisticsoldier: there are already posts on this, but if you are a Jewish blogger or a user that interacts frequently with Jewish users, turn off your submit box Neo-nazis are sending Jewish bloggers gore, so please be safe.
teamfreewifi:Back in my day, we didn’t have menu screens. When a movie ended it was replaced by a tranquil, bright blue screen that suddenly became screeching, demonic static if you didn’t turn off the TV in time.
detownley: valkyrieritter: ohdear–imqueer: Jumpscare warning ALSO IF YOU SEE AN AD WITH THE APPLE BUFFERING ICON WHERE THE SCREEN STARTS TO GLITCH IT’S ANOTHER JUMPSCARE AD FOR THE NUN You can turn horror movies off in your ad settings on google
doctor-stein: stigmartyr762: jobe00: lukeskywalkersseveredhand: 80’s fantasy: films that inspired you to run around your back yard waving a stick as if it was an enchanted sword. Legend: The movie that needed to turn off the damn wind machine.
Suggest sexual things and muse will reply honestly if it is a turn on or off.
best-of-funny: yourneighborhoodfaggot: bitchiel: justaddtommy: i think we’re out of ink have you tried turning it on and off again Have you checked to see if your printer is plugged in? X
justbeautyeverywhere: get to know me: [4/10] animated characters ★ miles morales (spider-man: into the spider-verse) If I don’t turn off the collider after you leave, everyone in this city, my parents, my uncle, and millions of others, will die.
mistressestellad: One year!That’s 365 days! And that’s how long I’ve started my Tumblr. Just got an notification on email that I’ve turned one. Well done my followers. Here’s a little treat. And if you have jerked off to my tumblr at least
suii-ne: the H wordVictor, in a hushed frightened whisper: They say… if you turn off all the lights in the rink and say “puck” 3 times, a you-know-what player will appear and bodyslam you into the plexiglass wallYura and Beka: the horror 😱
milk-and-egg: Tranz mv theory:Okay so I just got a shower (sorry if that’s tmi) and this just came to me. At the very end of the new mv the 2D puppet thing falls limp to the floor and the background ‘turns off’ revealing a green screen. Everyone
ineedtothinkofatitle: bbanditt: slett: winchestercodependency: ibecameacat: what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off “People with vaginas”
earthprince: sumdudedatdraws: earthprince: WHAT IF EVERYONE PEED AT THE SAME TIME WOULD THE WORLD MAKE A PISSING SOUND????????????????????????????? Time to turn your computer off TIME FOR YOU TO PEE WITH EVERYONE ELSE BUDDY
ithotyouknew: Not getting my sense of humor is the number one quickest dealbreaker I have. If I have to say more than twice “I was being sarcastic,” I’m immediately turned off, like go away.
Send me kinks and I will say if they are a turn on or off.
junes-u: If you turn off the lights in your bathroom and say “saki konishi” three times then yosuke will appear in your bathtub crying
cargocub:Today I turned 26. It was a good day even if I had to work, and my boss pissed me off. It was a good day. And hopefully, it will be a good year. I’m glad I managed to survive another year. Here’s to life, and it’s crazy fucked up ways.
jon2020: Yea, now let me rip those jeans off of you and turn you over and show you how much I care… If you like this, check out my Archive of nothin’ but the most gorgeous men and hottest scenes all in HD!! JON2020
mini-stratford: annabellebanks: I’ve reported him missing. So far, I haven’t heard anything. Yeah, but, what did they tell you? Basically that they’ll let me know if they find anything. They said his phone is turned off so they can’t
mini-stratford: annabellebanks: Basically that they’ll let me know if they find anything. They said his phone is turned off so they can’t trace it. They are also looking for his car. Get in touch with our producers, I’m certain they can put out
illustraice: Part Three, I guess? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯Part One ✮, Part 2 ✮It turns out I played myself, I checked the amount of pages these needed and it went over 10 and if I were to stop it at that point it would literally cut off a page or two so
illustraice: Part Three, I guess? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯Part One ✮, Part Two ✮It turns out I played myself, I checked the amount of pages these needed and it went over 10 and if I were to stop it at that point it would literally cut off a page or two
what-turns-me-0n:Morning everyone! I always end up shaving off more than I mean to, but if you look closely you can see my tiny ginger tuft.
royalsiblings: I knew if I wanted to get my brother’s cock in my pussy all I had to do was give him my best fuck-me eyes… he was so turned on before I even took my clothes off we had to fuck twice just so he could last properly the second time.
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