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could you ever date someone that is unemployed? I couldn’t. I know its tough for people out here trying to find jobs but I find stability attractive. If you can’t afford to pay your own bills thats a huge turn off for me.
harleythezombie: I don’t know how to study. Not well anyway. I never really had to. So idk wtf I’m doing. How to study? Turn off all electronics. Make tea or coffee, if you need your laptop block sites you’ll know will tempt you. Also, listening
mistress-laufeyson: ramon-salamander: witchlingfumbles: GUISE GUISE IF YOU HIT “X+C” IT SHUTS OFF EVERY GIF ON YOUR DASH EVERY SINGLE ONE TURNS TO A LITTLE GREY BOX WITH A LOCK GUISE TUMBLR HAS MADE ITSELF SAFE FOR EPILEPTICS PASS IT ON I BRING
sensualcinderella: tootricky:Buttercream piping techniques (source) Okay I was looking at this so long my phone nearly turned off. I think that’s a sign to reblog even if I run a porn blog
chefpyro: sliver1002: chefpyro: If you don’t watch the entire intro every time Snake Eater boots up you’re not a real gamer that implies i turned snake eater off.
vanilla-chastity: Every push-up I do means another orgasm you have to give me before it’s your turn to come. All the cross-fit has really paid off. I’m up to twenty and I’m not even tired… Maybe I’ll stop at fifty, if you're lucky.
tonibifem4u: broken-erica: cumbucketwith3holes: cumdaughter: Cock is the ultimate truth serum It is IMPOSSIBLE not to spill your darkest secrets when Daddy’s dick turns your brain off. Anyone know if I can watch the full scene for free somewhere?
real-bull-4-your-wife: hotwifeandbicuckhubby: Recorded action at Zorbas in Scottsdale Arizona…I love sucking married men off. Cherish her if your wife loves to turn you on by sucking another man’s cock
detownley: valkyrieritter: ohdear–imqueer: Jumpscare warning ALSO IF YOU SEE AN AD WITH THE APPLE BUFFERING ICON WHERE THE SCREEN STARTS TO GLITCH IT’S ANOTHER JUMPSCARE AD FOR THE NUN You can turn horror movies off in your ad settings on google
i can’t believe i took a year off of college because i hated the school i was at just to turn around and go back. literally i hate myself and i’m still debting on if i wanna do that.
katalepsja-off-duty: sexforthepeople: If I imagine the person wearing the nun’s costume is also a guy, the picture turns extra hot ~_~ tell me more… A co tu w ogóle nie jest extra hot, co?
vulcanthropy: if you turn off all the lights, stand in front of a mirror, and say “leonard mccoy” three times, he won’t appear because he’s a doctor, damnit, not an urban legend
teamfreewifi: Back in my day, we didn’t have menu screens. When a movie ended it was replaced by a tranquil, bright blue screen that suddenly became screeching, demonic static if you didn’t turn off the TV in time.
iamhiddlebatched: yourneighborhoodfaggot: bitchiel: justaddtommy: i think we’re out of ink have you tried turning it on and off again Have you checked to see if your printer is plugged in? Did your printer kill a Leviathan?
So someone said to me that you can never meet a good person off the Internet. I want to prove them wrong. Reblog if you've met someone from the Internet and they've turned out to be one of the best people to ever exist.
lena-dinkley: euphoric-heart: peachycreamm: Hey guys, if you want to support content creators on tumblr, you should turn the ‘best stuff first’ option OFF. It pushes the posts with thousands of notes to the front, so you’re more likely to miss
evilwizard:football-in-tuxedos:radiofreederry:Someday I’m gonna need to actually write about this conservative tactic of demanding we basically turn off the part of our brain that interprets words and finds meaning when we talk to them. If they don’t
fentonworks: bbanditt: slett: winchestercodependency: ibecameacat: what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off “People with vaginas” what are
ironmaven666: chasintrophywhitetails: what i need right now a couple of slow kisses that turn into a heavy make out session that leads to rippin’ off of clothes followed by rough couldnt-stop-if-we-wanted-to sex. a beer. that is all. yup.
coolitsallgood: “Masturbate with me with anything you have on hand. Cucumber, whip cream, pillow, anything. Take off all of your clothes. Let’s get down, dirty, nasty. Stroke your pussy or rub that hard cock. I will come twice, so if you get turned
missjennyxtoyou: So I posted a couple of pics just now, and my phone started going off with tumblr notifications and that kinda turned me on, I dunno if you can tell or not
pornodroid: sniperj0e: here’s a video of 7000 fireworks accidentally going off at once after a computer malfunction (IF YOU’RE WEARING HEADPHONES TURN YOUR VOLUME DOWN JESUS CHRIST) i can only assume this is the robots first attempt at causing
ramon-salamander:witchlingfumbles: GUISE GUISE IF YOU HIT “X+C” IT SHUTS OFF EVERY GIF ON YOUR DASH EVERY SINGLE ONE TURNS TO A LITTLE GREY BOX WITH A LOCK GUISE TUMBLR HAS MADE ITSELF SAFE FOR EPILEPTICS PASS IT ON I BRING FORTH THIS KNOWLEDGE
cishits: autisticsoldier: there are already posts on this, but if you are a Jewish blogger or a user that interacts frequently with Jewish users, turn off your submit box Neo-nazis are sending Jewish bloggers gore, so please be safe.
kruled: jewist: cishits: autisticsoldier: there are already posts on this, but if you are a Jewish blogger or a user that interacts frequently with Jewish users, turn off your submit box Neo-nazis are sending Jewish bloggers gore, so please be safe.
suki2links: kakiland: Kink4All : http://kakiland.tumblr.com After you are done, a game to have some fun! Liked this picture? Support me by entering my page and click on the ads (turn off adblock if you have one) Wow! Nice! Elegance! and Sexy!
saiyan: Actually, the “door” in question is actually not a door at all! If we turn this “door” clockwise we reveal… …that it is actually a door frame!! It is a piece of paneling from the doorframe in the First Class lounge based off
mamitomoes: cannibalgoose: if i’ve learnt anything about short animes with around 12 episodes it’s that they start off cute and happy but turn round and kick your feels in the dick
aextra:nerdjpg:if i was billie eilish i would tweet who the fuck are the beatles and turn off my phonesame energy
martemisss:pancakeke:pancakeke:lmao project runway season 12 has a guy with a cochlear implant and he said he’s not worried about anyone getting on his nerves because if they start he’ll just turn the device off. Some other guys got into a screaming
gothicprep:gothicprep:who cares if the AI becomes sentient lol just delete it? just turn that bitch off.you all need to work on your self esteem, so you stop couching your incredibly good replies in the tags
itsstuckyinmyhead: itsstuckyinmyhead: im going to turn off my dyslexic font and see what this update really looks like If you are having trouble reading the new format download opendyslexic.
VIRAL VIDEO: Amazon Echo Turns Off When Asked If It Has CIA Connections
slavery: If you turn your car off while on the highway it ejects you out the roof
moriarty: ianwanda: I think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they’d have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit I’m gonna go see why it isn’t working touch my wifi you asshole and i wont be the one whos getting murdered
feraligatr: 7eggs: moms be like “call me if you need me” and then leave their phone on the other side of the house charging the entire day my mom left a voicemail saying to call her back and turned her phone off
artbulls: it’s finally done. it’s finally fucking done.if you follow my main then you know i’ve had a hell of a time with this xmas gift for my cousin. i bit off WAY more than i could chew and what was supposed to be a quick thing turned into a
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Kairi: *removing shirt* Wow, is it hot in here, or what?Riku: *also doing it* I’ll say. Who turned up the heat?Sora: *bewildered* I don’t know, but why are you guys taking off my shirt if that’s the case?
noweveryonesgone: I turn into the biggest slut as soon as were alone, if we have a few hours to our selves I just have to have him. The clothes come off in the bedroom then I’m in the kitchen bent over getting my ass licked from him then down on the
mrsvegas719: Looking for help from you horny lot…. I would love to surprise my man with some Jerk Off Captions that have been made on my pics (would turn me on to if honest). Can you help me please???
eternallyedged: “I wonder if I actually need to take the cage off to milk him…” Sarah wondered to herself. Turning on her Hitachi wand she pressed it firmly against his cage, watching intently as her little experiment played out before her…
flr-captions: Stop complaining! You begged me to wear this and you begged me to lock you in chastity. I admit the sharpest “pins of intrigue” on your cage were my idea. But if you want them taken off you’re not going to make me turn round again
oprahs-right-nipple: when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like ‘oh my god’ and then one day she wouldn’t stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned
stalksthenight: kc-anathema: bagmilk: people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights You know that paralyzing reflex you have when suddenly the lights go out? That’s a primal defense mechanism…if you move, they can see you.And you know
awittyusername: faygo-fvckyourself: My dormmate didn’t want to get out of bed to turn off the light if i had to describe college in only a few pictures, this would definitely be one of them
enayalate-h8-this-year: bbanditt: slett: winchestercodependency: ibecameacat: what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off “People with vaginas”
run-cause-hitler: enayalate-h8-this-year: bbanditt: slett: winchestercodependency: ibecameacat: what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off “People
ramon-salamander: witchlingfumbles: GUISE GUISE IF YOU HIT “X+C” IT SHUTS OFF EVERY GIF ON YOUR DASH EVERY SINGLE ONE TURNS TO A LITTLE GREY BOX WITH A LOCK GUISE TUMBLR HAS MADE ITSELF SAFE FOR EPILEPTICS PASS IT ON I BRING FORTH THIS KNOWLEDGE
loladabunnyxo: If you go into your bathroom, turn off all the lights and say “Lola” 3 times, I’ll appear with your dick in my mouth.
deductiontoseduction: artismysanity: I don’t even know where to begin. This scene is so heartbreaking if you focus on Sherlock. From the second John entered the lab at Barts, Sherlock turned on the charm, and here he is, showing off his deduction
dongstomper: larrold: dongstomper: stebbyfrenchguy: dongstomper: bro just turn the lights off bro that way its not gay but then how will i see your beautiful eyes bro? bro literally if this isn’t 1d its…….. not……………………….
