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I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.
tympanista: loud music should be a thing in public restrooms i don’t like hearing people pee
mrsalenko: robertshmurder: the game is evolving too quickly but like how do they not know their number if they’re TEXTING them???
theelando: Why don’t I get snaps like this? 😒
flamingoflaminstop: when you like and reblog your own selfie
whatnycusedtobe: once i was having a sleepover and it was like three in the morning and my friend just says ‘what if there was a store just for food?’ then three minutes later she blurted out ‘grocery store’
people whose header is some shit like "WELCOME TO MY TWISTED MIND"
dirudo: my family doesn’t know im gay so these are my likes on FB
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box. Dear person I hate,Dear person I like,Dear ex boyfriend,Dear ex girlfriend,Dear ex bestfriend,Dear bestfriend,Dear *anyone*,Dear Santa,Dear mom,Dear dad,Dear future me,Dear past me,Dear person
tyleroakley: latenighthush: GIRLS ACTUALLY DO THIS WHEN WE GET REALLY HAPPY LIKE THAT WE SMILE AND CANT STAY STILL AND GET A LIL BIT EMBARRASSED ABT IT BOYS DO IT TOO I CAN CONFIRM
unpopuler: eating healthy sounds like a great idea until you start to miss your favorite junk foods
ccatty: its looks like there’s a hole in my bra but there isn’t D;
bewwbs: how to get girls to like you: compliment their eyebrows eat them out
metal-rider: jennikeatts: focusbtch: syrianlady: This will happen when you leave men alone with babies. facking hell i cant stop laughing I like how in the first one he shakes the baby to make it grab the candy So the moral of the story is leave
clraft: how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you like: garbage cans dog shit asshole people those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what
fancycake: let-it-all-go-elsa: catsncats: pocket protector More like kitty thieves this is why god created pockets
swiggityswagurfab: This guy would survive a horror movie. This guy would survive a horror movie. Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard He hit him with a lamp. I love
trashboat: i get anxious for people who fall asleep on public transit. like where is your home? how many stops have you missed? this was not a time for a nap
breakinglestrade: “You used to ride me like that” :(
strivingking: When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like
mechagod: anime with astronomically high budgets that still look like shit
nextyearsgirl: Trying to keep track of which of my mutuals hate each other like
hus-bands: sleep is for the weak more like sleep is for a week
sixpenceee: Dillon took me to an authentic Mexican restaurant and I really liked it @scibs_1
waluiqi: tryna post a selfie like
hamburgurl: I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math
netflixz: driving past your old elementary school like
aveaucado: do you like my blog? a) yes b) a c) b
cappinzeezee: edwad: i dont say “no” to drugs i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums
fairhies: If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat
vintage-drunk: do you ever just eat really good food and moan like your having an orgasm
more-red-more-blue-more-beer: lyxdelsic: boys unbuckling their belts is the hottest thing in the world tbh i read this as “seat belts” and i was like “no stay safe”
nonespark: A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK
wrasslers: do you wanna look like this skeleton or THIS skeleton? drink a milk kids
christmascockies: i stopped caring when i was like 3
s1lverwing: lhatethisplace: wwhatevvah: harleynoir: welldiggersdaughter: Sanctuary. by alexstoddard on Flickr. ok let’s look at this closely it’s 6 in the morning you carried a massive fishtank which no doubt costs like a hundred bucks into
build-mass-with-sass: quads-for-the-gods: yaboyjkill: This is the most important .gif in human history shibas be like ” i’ll be a baerito for you. “ dream puppy
ging-ler: do you ever shave your legs but later you realise you missed a spot and its like
ukaku: comforting ur friends when they’re feeling bad about themselves like
sparkhy: you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick
succeeding: my aunt tried to make heart shaped cookies and they all came out looking like tiny penises im laughing so hard
beyoncebeytwice: can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle
reallylameblog: what if garbage was spelled like garbij
chowowpow: another quick print for AX (I’ll be at I35).. tokyo ghoul.. i know like no one reads this but .. screaming I love kaneki
benwinstagram: robin williams was like that uncle you didn’t see often but when you did he’d always make you smile and you remembered nothing but good things… i didn’t expect to feel this one so much
microfibrils: rockylikeapuma: microfibrils: on ur period like Don’t ovaryact get off my text post
celsisus: ridge: walking past your crush like THIS GIRL IS A NATIONAL.HERO
necdeep: stunningpicture: New photo from Gaza today looks like actual hell on earth What is going on in Gaza at the moment is the most disgusting thing i have ever heard. When I hear people actually justifying what is going on by saying things such
spenceromg: like yeah cool we follow each other but when are we gonna date
radgoku: original-poster: radgoku: the first person to poop must have been like ??????????????? As an infant they probably didn’t register what was happening i was imagining a grown ass man. a man with a beard. a man hunting alaskan mammoths to
elxra: catpuppys: this guy could be the last airbender tbh more like dis pussy bender gotdamn
flyingcuttlefish: xtattooedheart: birdologist: I can’t even hear what this dude’s saying but look at how ineffectually angry this bird is. I’ve had days where I’ve wanted ti shriek like this at people too.As a side note, I love that barn owls
foxnewsofficial: thanks for liking my post was your reblog button not working or
bootyscientist: illumahottie: illumahottie: I have tears in my eyes. Like I don’t even think you guys understand the magnitude of this tweet. The sheer humanity of this, they are dying over there. No they are being SLAUGHTERED but they have the
teamalphari: don’t believe any boy who says “i’m not like other guys” unless he has snow-white hair, glowin green eyes and can walk through walls, disappear and fly
boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families
stunningpicture: I like the way you think, Coke.
wealthyhugepenis: my favourite part of the bible is when Jesus said that 1 like = 1 Prayer
chrssy: show up to your funeral like
