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walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home
cigs4kids: i kinda love u like a lot (▰˘◡˘▰)
gameofchrons: is this what having a penis is like
hi i like donughts
pimpunderthemountain: careful-with-that-ass-eugene: I’m so excited because I found out today that this little guy exists He’s a Western Blind Snake and he looks like a very shiny earthworm HE LOOKS SO HAPPY
pokemon-personalities: lets play a game called ‘i feel like i’m bothering you with everything i say so i won’t make any attempts at contact until you message me first’
tsarbucks: tehlofflies: tsarbucks: you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like “heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell” how do you know hell has wifi satan owes me several favors
starllex: when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like
eludible: Being told I have the best taste in music is like the best compliment you could give me
guy: sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with
sushinfood: dreamingofcossackia: live to ride look at the joy in his jolly face it’s like santa taking a biking trip when it’s not christmas and that makes me happy
kingsleyyy: I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone
natsmum: ’[cool user] liked your post…’ ’[cool user] reblogged your post…’
m0rphlne: i can trANSFORM from like a 7/10 to a solid 2
clavid: HAVING A CRUSH SUCKS LIKE I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH A KITCHEN APPLIANCE
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-diagonalley: miss-darling-clementine: simplyalexandermason: I feel like they just conspired together… THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME. This is so adorable!!
s-kinnie: My friend and her bf just broke up and she called me crying and I was all like “You’re going to fall in love so many times before you find the one you’ll be with forever. So think of it this way; you’re one heartbreak closer to happily
mcsingle: i put my headphones into the microphone jack by accident and i was like “oops wrong hole” and i laughed for 78 minutes
-vibe: how do girls keep their room so clean like wtf i try getting an outfit together and then it just goes downhill from there
sadcisco: Do u ever see a girl and ur like oh my god I love life
moltres: overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
littlestpetdjpinkie: When people with bad grammar try to insult you like
surprisebitch: milliardo: when you say frozen wasnt that good white people be like i cant fucking breathe
ashtonshugedick: my parents were arguing today and my mom said that Justin Timberlake wouldn’t treat her like this
jimmyspookyurine: roses can be red violets aren’t fucking blue this is an actual correct poem bottom line: i’d like to fuck you
chomei: *unlikes a post so i can like it again*
captainarlert: ironmanarlert: eren has distinctly sea-green eyes and they are constantly leaking they’re watery like the actual sea and i just think that’s a really fascinating symbol He might just be crying because his mom died He might just
chepibola: when your mum makes you try on clothes you don’t like
guy: the distant screams of children are so strange like are they having fun?? are they getting stabbed??? you never know
tabloid-lover: jamietheundeadamerican: iwillmindfuckyou: kneel-on-nails: forever-kitten: Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t metal as
merrymishas: engage-with-zorp: I majored in gif making. More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass
venula: things i would like to do: kiss your face kiss not your face see you smile always idk buy you things make you mac and cheese learn all your favourite songs tell you that u r a cutie have a sleepover without sleep u feel me etc
shouldnt: suspend: LIKING SOMEONE IS SO STRESSFUL BEING ALONE IS STRESSFUL
trust: i want a relationship but i want them to be like a friend to me, i dont want the relationship to be all about kissing, making out and sex i just wanna hang out with them, and go places, and just have fun wherever we go
broadway-aradia: i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time
unsparks: my pet peeve is when someone ignores you like if we have a problem then let’s fucking address it
kldzbop: officialnasa: kldzbop: how many star in the sky Like 7 star good job nasa keep up the good work
kimlucille: It’s been like seriously 10+ years my bangs have been so long!
netflixz: driving past your old elementary school like
sorelatable: What if Netflix doubled as a dating service like “here are 7 other singles that watched Orange Is The New Black for 8 hours straight in your area”
bluengies: tewdee: speculationspectrum: “But it’s my band!” #fuc k you how the fuck are u carrying that bass with one hand fuck u#murdoc more like murdick#also how tall are those guys if 2d gotta jump to look over#it me 2D#gorillaz#gif
katesmess: no but like seriously masturbate to me
lntuicion: I feel like this explains the importance of the booty i’m gonna do some squats bye tumblr
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg: THE REAL BALL IS STILL IN HIS GLOVE THOUGH. LIKE HE HAD THIS PLANNED FROM THE START.
tom-spanks: remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp
punk-rock-castiel: your-grandmah: day 23: they still think im one of them I stared at this picture for like 5 minutes and then i concluded that the different one was the last one because of the chinese letters
suspend: HOW DO YOU EVEN CHOOSE A PROFILE PICTURE LIKE THAT THING IS SO STRESSFUL
no-wifi: tumblr is running out of urls and now it’s hit the point where they look like our hotmail addresses from when we were 8
beyoncevevo: when you follow someone who doesn’t follow you back and they like your selfie
drunkpeeta: drunkpeeta: thegirlwhocriedfoxface: drunkpeeta: walk up into the club like what up i got a big cock you are a 16 year old girl and your point is????? it makes me extremely uncomfortable knowing that 14k people have seen my cock
cyanideresidue: kiwidemon: Please talk to me Why not? I like hearing from all of you!
johanirae: ohmygil: twistedsickminded: wherespauldoe: I’VE NEVER WANTED A NIGHT LIGHT SO MUCH WANT. I heard you were talkin’ shit What I like about this is that it implies that Tony’s best mode of attack somehow involves him ramming himself
baracknobama: dont you hate it when you put toothpaste on your toothbrush but then it just falls right off like wtf toothpaste do your job
rneerkat: an sentence like this makes me feel uncomfortable
sickomobb: my exes be like
michaxl: you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner
shingeki-no-helpme: inkstainsonmyjacket: xxduhastxx: meowbeastt: gymleaderkarkat: four-big-idiots: What are you so afraid of!? I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle That’s exactly what I thought, too Epic Rap Battles
mistaken-identities: pinkypyro: kevinsanoposts: Six hundred goddamn AD Six hundred. Goddamn AD. HEY LOOK AN ACTUAL THING THAT I LIKE
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