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-diagonalley: miss-darling-clementine: simplyalexandermason: I feel like they just conspired together… THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME. This is so adorable!!
tinychatter: u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you
crayonster: timeturner: bex-chan: you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it #DADDY
urbanclictionary: doin a group project like
whethervane: angeredpomegranate: captain-dorkalicious: ”We’re gonna have to break in” literally my most favorite thing ever omg please even if you don’t like gravity falls, please, watch this
unamusedsloth: Looks like he found some amazing cereal
spikespiegell: do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”
greenseer: Sometimes I feel bad about the fact that I often need very basic concepts/tasks explained to me but it’s just like when you are visiting your friends house and you have to ask what drawer the forks are in except the earth is my friends house
suchbirds: bounnd: rainy summer morning Roadtrip. OMFG. okay this looks like literally the most perfect thing I could ever ever do omg my heart I want itttt ahhhh cant handle it rain + road trips + coffee it’s too much, too much i say Want
rhin0killer: Hahaha this is exactly what my girlfriend looks like while sleeping
lostentirely: inbox: ppl are ignoring me like im rob kardashian who
juli-the-human: shubbabang: you know that thing where you scrunch up your arms and it looks like you have only hands well this one time when i was little i kept it up for 3 days no matter where i was one time i also pissed off my entire family
surprisebitch: milliardo: when you say frozen wasnt that good white people be like i cant fucking breathe
gavinmakespremades: like if you take plz
el-leon: GOD BLESS THIS PERSON’S SOUL. IT’S TRANSPARENT. IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S CLIMBING DOWN MY BLOG. CRYCRYCRY.
yugichrist: yepperoni: this shit goofs me up i just want to play as an Ordinary Dude in skyrim look like a tourist in disneyland *The DRAGONBORN walks in wearing his SKYRIM LOGO T-SHIRT tucked into his JEANS*
isaw-iconquered-icame: no matter how hard you stunt, you will never stunt harder than the arabs like why is the flex so skrong this nigga really drownin this bitch in bills and all her clothes is still basically on that arab flex is the ultimate
girlwhowasonfire: deans-avenging-angel: girlwhowasonfire: Found a better use for the wine glasses That’s a martini glass I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery
sheeranal: single and ready for someone to fall in love with me already like damn
eythejedi: pomegran8: you know what’s dumb the concept of treating adolescents like children throughout the entirety of their teenage years and then at around age 17 pulling a complete 180 and expecting them to decide within the next couple years
theangelshaveteslasatncis: folie-a-killjoy: eli-manning: gurry: Aren’t we all internet explorers? do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us? thats exactly what we are
lennon-lime: when your friends are talking about topics you know nothing about so you just kinda stand there like
sad-but-tru3: Do you ever get really into another band and you feel like you’re cheating on your favorite band
rlmjob: hipster blogs be like
crrocs: This is fat cat ? Yes but is he happy? Yes You can be happy with your weight just like this cat.
greetings: when my parents ask me to be nice to someone i don’t like
eyessetforward: field-of-consciousness: “Butterflies can’t see their wings. They can’t see how truly beautiful they are, but everyone else can. People are like that as well.” shit i just died a little inside. that quote.. that quote just
ussawesome: when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man
thatdudeemu: “Well if black people wouldn’t dress and act like thugs maybe they wouldnt get treated as such!”
jamieprivateschoolgirl: royalbloood: you should want a bad street like this omg
nonbinarypunk: There ARE laws against this. It’s called rape by deception or fraudulent rape and basically, it’s anytime the conditions of your consent are compromised. In a situation like this, you consented to protected sex. By having sex in a
k8thescout: sakibatch: cerviceps: I also found this ŭ toothless figurine at target and it was already pretty cute but I went “how can I make this even cuter” here’s what the original toothless figurine looked like, pre-painting (I forgot to
jaimielannister: when you clean your glasses and they go from like 280p to 1080p
howunpleasant: friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”
cigs4kids: i kinda love u like a lot (▰˘◡˘▰)
canc3rsucks: Deadpool Socks Contest Rules: must be following Canc3rsucks reblog=1 entry. like=1 entry. I will be choosing someone at random and on August 1st I will choose a winner to get the socks. They have not been worn but I do not have original
nicolezai: What it might look like if Earth was destroyed by a black hole. Omg
saintlukas: Madonna be like
rneerkat: *pulls out bread at wedding* i’d like to make a toast
svvitzerland: people talking about their sexual experiences and u r in the corner like
i-hate-the-beach: i-hate-the-beach: i-hate-the-beach: Becoming more and more aware as I walk down this busy road that I look like I’m not wearing shorts. I am. Some man just shouted ‘slut’ as he drove passed xxxxx IM WEARING SHORTS
sorelatable: hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess u didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before
wrasslers: do you wanna look like this skeleton or THIS skeleton? drink a milk kids
stop-chicken-nugget-abuse: nevvzealand: happy birthday someone I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE
bitchface12345: i don’t do cocaine i just like the smell
piquic: rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one”
sniffingrainbowdust: Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation
lilcoochie: i start thinking about dick like
cybuggin: one time i was swimming in a spring in florida and everybody started screaming and getting out of the water and i was like haha losers aint nothing in this water and so i climbed up on a rock to sit, but then the rock started moving and thats
guy: dont flirt with me like this bc i will fall in love with u
mandasaurkitten: ryuko-deactivated20140413: LIFE OF A COMPASSIONATE QUEEN♔ I LOVE THIS SHOW AND THIS ANIME AND THIS PHOTOSET LIKE HOLY SHIT.
queenhartbigslayer: broughtsand2dabeach: spookyfbi: suckmydestiel: OH MY FUCKING GOD IF YOU DON’T THINK THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT EVER GO HOME PETITION TO HAVE A MOVIE MADE OUT OF THIS STORY. Like A Boss!!! This just made my day *sheds a tear*
sheeppap: tHE MAP OF PEOPLE WHO ARE ON MY BLOG I S MAKING ME LAUGH RN ITS LIKE ew an american ew ew ew everyone cluster so it cant get to us ew
ending the school year like
maliciousmelons: if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it
jaclcfrost: don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck
emilylg13: Only reblogging because I thought she was holding like a white fast food bag and she was gonna pull out something delicious to snack out but she didn’t :(
shipsnotdrugs: so my friend and i were home alone and naturally we ordered a pizza we had a simple request so when the doorbell rang we were super excited but our delivery person was this really confused old guy he was like, “i’m sorry, but i don’t
