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bidoof: if anakin can believe a dude who literally just confessed to lying to absolutely everyone about absolutely everything for ten consecutive years when they tell him he can save his wife by killing a hundred toddlers, then anakin can and will believe
mirab3lle: thomrainierskies: mugsandpugs1: hermionegranger: autisticcole: debrides: I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”)
deafmic: commanderfraya: icouldwritebooks: mirab3lle: thomrainierskies: mugsandpugs1: hermionegranger: autisticcole: debrides: I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye
lesbianhayleywilliams: lesbianhayleywilliams: mario is so funny as a character because he’s such a good person but that doesn’t stop him from regularly fighting a toddler mario @ bowser jr every time he gets in the way of him giving his dad an old
chal-converts: rannulfr: systlin: dragginage: tami-taylors-hair: I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was
fleetnaturals-deactivated202110:so what if i got my toddler’s eyebrows microbladed? it didn’t cost him anything i had a gift cord
acepalindrome:My brother decided to teach his two and a half year old that Mommy and Daddy have names and there is nothing funnier than seeing a cranky toddler turn to his mom and say ‘leave me alone, Meredith.’
dietcrystalbebsi: beetledrink: when i was a toddler i thought god was an imperceivable web of white pulsing membranes stretched over itself a million times and i thought he lived inside the wooden pulpit at my church
immaplatypus: immaplatypus: children lying on the floor in public areas have such a powerful aura, and i don’t mean like mid-tantrum or something i mean like one time i saw this toddler lying blank-faced, starfish-style in the entrance of a sunglass
ryebreadgf:toddlers with glasses make me want to cry like you are so small and you can’t even see properly. you are so small and your glasses are so big. don’t even get me started on when the glasses are the kind that go around the head so
nyanguardparty:toddler: 1 free estrogen please. i’m not even trans i just like free stuffdoctor: [sighs] because of socialism i must comply
anaryllis: The analogy that has helped me most is this: in Hurricane Katrina, hundreds of boat-owners rescued people—single moms, toddlers, grand-fathers—stranded in attics, on roofs, in flooded housing projects,
milk5:let me put this in terms you can fucking understand. our toddler, Falco Mewtwo Martinez, “wavedashed” straight into a “stage hazard” because you weren’t fucking watching him.
bumblespam-hdd:angelicguy:milk5: angelicguy:my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with
milk5: let me put this in terms you can fucking understand. our toddler, Falco Mewtwo Martinez, “wavedashed” straight into a “stage hazard” because you weren’t fucking watching him.
tricktster:tricktster:toddler niece is three so when we watch tv when we hang out it’s usually Bluey or one of two specific episodes of Dug Days she approves of, but sometimes we spice things up with a nature documentary or two. So there’s a newish
gayinsect: i luv kids they are so much funner to talk to than adults. i asked a toddler today whats up and he said “ten” with such conviction i really did believe it was an adequate response to my question for a second
prettyfatladies: The World’s Most Beautiful Fat Women: Sarah Rae Vargas Sarah Rae Vargas is a fashion blogger in the Chicagoland area. She is a mother of two toddlers and earned a Bachelor’s degree in Communications from Aurora University. Over 2014
mymodernmet: Theo and Beau, the adorable toddler and his loving dog who have achieved viral fame for taking daily naps together, are now joined by their baby sister Evvie for their sweet afternoon siestas.
topfunnystuff:4gifs: Siblings wont be kept apart. [vid] how strong is that toddler, like wow
kidsnextdoormoonbase824c: general-swagious:starring-the-hippo: fuckyeahcodenamekidsnextdoor: i-am-the-strider: nerdycapricornofdoom: i-am-the-strider: Adults who think all teenagers are ignorant and self centered Adults who think all toddlers are
1inde: howellxlester: jarring: love actually (2003) - the maze runner (2014) #HE WAS 13 IN LOVE ACTUALLY IM GONNA SCREAM#HE LOOKS ABOUT 5 do you mean to tell me that the toddler in the top gif is 13 years old
tyrashanks: 1inde: howellxlester: jarring: love actually (2003) - the maze runner (2014) #HE WAS 13 IN LOVE ACTUALLY IM GONNA SCREAM#HE LOOKS ABOUT 5 do you mean to tell me that the toddler in the top gif is 13 years old dermatologists hate
prettyboyshyflizzy: black-american-queen: fat-toddler: can’t take niggas nowhere smh This is adorable, you can see the guy in the suit is just cracking up. 😂😂😂
thatsthat24: megbiediger: queeringfeministreality: hollowedskin: sysichi: did-you-kno: The largest cat in NYC, and possibly the world, is a 28 lb., 4-foot-long Maine Coon named Samson. He’s bigger than most bobcats (and most toddlers), and
arinky-dink: Small, mean, sassy fairyI… mildly hate this emoji-faced toddler… yet… I see myself her
pitbullmabari: janothar: misscrazyfangirl321: wakeupontheprongssideofthebed: writing-prompt-s: You’re a regular office worker born with the ability to “see” how dangerous a person is with a number scale of 1-10 above their heads. A toddler would
sadrien-depreste: the-addiction-of-you: no-lives-matter-that-much: mostlycatsmostly: voodythevainglorious: In case anyone is curious, you can put 27 toddler socks on a lazy cat and she won’t move. 23 ski caps and didn’t budge. 😺 Four remotes
thebootydiaries: thebootydiaries: hi tumblr community . genuine question from a concerned mother , my toddler son is 2 ft tall that boy is getting NO hoes fr fr what do i do ? any other mothers with similar experiences ? Please reach out
zillychu: KH au where everything is the same except Roxas looks as old as he is physically so we get to watch Saix get his ass handed to him by a toddler with knives
superdecibels: Sleeping Time (Feat. Uncle Bucky Not Helping At All) I have this headcanon in this verse that Bucky is his stoic but secretly loving uncle who he calls Uncle Bucky. And since Peter’s still a little totting toddler, he mixes up the words
candiikismet:fslut:bigleoenergy:fslut:One of the best parts of having a toddler in your life that can navigate YouTube is they find some wild shitSo were just gonna sit and pretend this doesnt SLAP??Oh i would never claim this wasn’t the bop of
fierceawakening: expostninja: shalombayitdebbie: beeishappy: TDS | 2013.10.01 Have you ever stood in a line for WIC? PREGNANT WOMEN WILL WAIT AS LONG AS SIX HOURS with noisy toddlers to get their coupons for free proteins like cheese and dry beans.
paragonikathryn: This toddler just discovered she can, in fact, hug dogs. And she is fucking proud.
clementineorange: truthandglory: No matter who you are, you fucking wave at a toddler saying “bye” awwwww
slightlysalty: OMG THE WAY HE PUTS HIS HANDS BEHIND HIS BACK ITS LIKE HES A LITTLE TODDLER WHO HAS JUST TATTLE TALED ON SOME OTHER KID AND FEELS REALLY PROUD OF HIMSELF AND LOOKS TO THE TEACHER BECAUSE HE FEELS HE DESERVES A “WELL DONE” STICKER ON
voidbat: carsonphillips: when my mom took care of babies my favorite story is about this toddler named eli who took a while to talk and everyone was concerned about it but one day my dad was like “eli, can you say ‘car’?” and he looks at my
just-shower-thoughts: Sippie cups and pacifiers are the toddler equivalent to beer and cigarettes.
simsgonewrong: this is a toddler that just said this
cassandrashipsit: lonicera-caprifolium: cassandrashipsit: alittlebananaz: buzzfeed: Hello. Here is a video of a toddler being cheered up by her squeaky shoes. That is all. Goodbye. These also allow you to tell where you kid is. Genius. OMG…
nutastic: This doesn’t even have a punchline it’s just toddler Sans being weird. Canon tho, Sans was totally that kid that just put things on their younger sibling because ??? Inspired by our lord and savior Peanut Butter Baby
things toddlers and i have in common
mariethephangirl: howellxlester: jarring: love actually (2003) - the maze runner (2014) #HE WAS 13 IN LOVE ACTUALLY IM GONNA SCREAM#HE LOOKS ABOUT 5 do you mean to tell me that the toddler in the top gif is 13 years old what the fuck
macleod: micdotcom: Mary Lou Bruner thinks President Obama was a gay prostitute who sold his body for drugs and that pre-K education is a conspiracy to make toddlers gay. She’s also the likely frontrunner for a seat on the Texas State Board of Education
toxicgummy: demonic toddler for sale
fartgallery: a game show where a toddler has to choose between a cheque for a million dollars or a small basket filled with Ű.14 worth of dollar store toys and in the corner of the tv you can see their parents in a locked sound proof room watching from
legit-writing-tips: fozmeadows: Watching my toddler figure out how to language is fascinating. Yesterday we were stumped when he kept insisting there was a “Lego winner” behind his bookshelf - it turned out to be a little Lego trophy cup. Not knowing
topfunnystuff: 4gifs: Siblings wont be kept apart. [vid] how strong is that toddler, like wow
thickgirlsweremade4cuddling: etsyfindoftheday: etsyfindoftheday | baby rompers galore | 5.18.17 mille boho baby romper by hipsterlittles get ready for a blast of amazingly cute romper and jumper styles for BABIES! toddlers, too :) i have a few fave
hkirkh: Toddler was asked to feed the cat
nerdgasming: Toddlers and Tiaras is both the prequel and sequel to 16 and Pregnant.
annakateykat: carcrashedheartintheblackparade: cjshark: mariahhlynn: alyricalsecret: Best toddler costume ever STOP IT RIGHT NOW MY HEART CAN’T HANDLE THIS 😱😍😍😍 Ellie, is that you? THAT IS NOT NOW NOR SHALL IT EVER BE OKAY asdfghjkl
peaceloveandbrittana: toddlers are essentially just drunk college kids
clara-hamish-winchester: glitterandmetal-yt-da: goberzerkandfightwithanut: paragonikathryn: This toddler just discovered she can, in fact, hug dogs. And she is fucking proud. I’M GONNA EXPLODE LOOK HOW GENTLE THE LITTLE KID IS AND LOOK HOW STILL
thatfunnyblog: Chinese toddler girls in world’s cutest taekwondo fight. [full video]
victran: mamanoooo: keyanasade: jeankd: afrojabi: dynastylnoire: oh-good-life: sizvideos: Video Cutest shit ever aww why must they touch his head? they toddlers they just spreading the love The pre-schoolers are the best Tyler got tha juice
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