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lindsaychrist: prettyyinpunkk: nevver: A toddler has now shot a person every week in America for two years straight yet another reason to get rid of Texas and Florida immediately why i left michigan
wingedvibe: same gundham, i, too, hate when toddlers feed my catbear
fartgallery: a game show where a toddler has to choose between a cheque for a million dollars or a small basket filled with Ű.14 worth of dollar store toys and in the corner of the tv you can see their parents in a locked sound proof room watching from
ask-otonokids: Aye aye, today is little You’s birthday !!! Congratulations, little captain !To celebrate, the daycare staff rented a boat, and took all 18 of the kids on a cruise. How can you fit 18 excited toddlers on a boat, you ask ? Well, let’s
hairotterboy: eds55555: jeffrey1701: I do love a man in (and out of) uniform! And look at that delicious little cock!! nice Ghost military guy with toddler size dick
lloxie: staywokejusticeequality: niggazinmoscow: Mamoudou Gassama, a 22-year old Black man from Mali, without hesitation scaled four stories of a Paris building to save a toddler facing certain death. Mamoudou is an undocumented immigrant. He knew
truthandglory: No matter who you are, you fucking wave at a toddler saying “bye”
prozd: paragonikathryn: This toddler just discovered she can, in fact, hug dogs. And she is fucking proud. I’m gonna die.
sircuddlebuns: bear-onica: shitloadsofwrestling: One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass. the rock is a gift the rock is fucking cool as hell
triinketfox: Ok but imagine. toddler Peridot. OMG! MY PRECIOUS LITTLE PERI!!!!! <3 <3 <3
rebeccamouser: theskeletonsareafterme: topfunnystuff: 4gifs: Siblings wont be kept apart. [vid] how strong is that toddler, like wow did about 3 years in that crib This is the sweetest thing ever lol…. You think that kid is pulling it??
gayinsect: i luv kids they are so much funner to talk to than adults. i asked a toddler today whats up and he said “ten” with such conviction i really did believe it was an adequate response to my question for a second
godtricksterloki: chingch0nq: sassyc4t: do you ever see an 8 year old and know they’re gonna be a slut have you ever watched toddlers and tiaras BUUUUUUUUUURN!!!!
fuckyeahdolan: toddler pls
radiopaedia: Mirror hand (ulnar dimelia) in a toddler. Needless to say this is a very rare congenital abnormality. View full case with CT and MRI here: http://goo.gl/7lmYZt via our Instagram - Dr FRANK Gaillard, Dr Andrew DIXON, Dr Jeremy JONES, Dr HANI
xombiedirge: Bat Toddler in a Tree by Simon Gane / Store
sadrien-depreste: the-addiction-of-you: no-lives-matter-that-much: mostlycatsmostly: voodythevainglorious: In case anyone is curious, you can put 27 toddler socks on a lazy cat and she won’t move. 23 ski caps and didn’t budge. 😺 Four remotes
bixbythemartian: writing-prompt-s: You’re a daycare worker, watching over toddlers, when the imminent end of the world is announced. It becomes increasingly clear none of the kids’ parents are going to show up as the end inches nearer. [Audio starts]
happyds: toddler scribble locker room makeout
topfunnystuff: 4gifs: Siblings wont be kept apart. [vid] how strong is that toddler, like wow
peaceloveandbrittana: toddlers are essentially just drunk college kids
fat-toddler: dinuguan: eatin’ ass under water call that pacific rim
eightmonkeys-deactivated2022090:staunchly against toddlers being given phones. stop that. give them little stuffed animals to play pretend with. fucking talk to them for a second even. stop giving them your phone. stop giving kids phones and ipads. stop
kaijuno:We need a slur for toddlers
rubbyrubbishbin: felt foods seem to be popular in japan but it would be good for making for a toddler. WOW THAT EGG
a-rose-by-the-pond: of course chris is like nine, all serious and businisslike david is like ten, all freaking out panic what even is car and matt like eleven, driving off the tracks like a toddler on a sugar rush
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lmaonade:i heard your bf cant even make simple syrup. cant even combine a simple 1:1 ratio of water and sugar. like a toddler
ponybalderdashery: It’s like with a toddler At first you’re really happy to see them walking And then they start destroying the house x3!
princessnoob-art: Quick doodle of toddler Nooby Awww ;w;
askfaithpony: I aged him up a little bit, so now he’s a mischievous little toddler. (just don’t let him bite you as he doesn’t have very good control of his venom sac yet.)Given to me by asktheoneeyedbrownie Aww, he’s adorable! ^o^
datcatwhatcameback: beeskeepony: operativewalker: elpiso: iwilleatyourenglish: i have never seen someone with such a nonexistent grasp of food in my life. there is virtually nothing here that makes any sense or works. this is like watching a toddler
staywokejusticeequality: niggazinmoscow: Mamoudou Gassama, a 22-year old Black man from Mali, without hesitation scaled four stories of a Paris building to save a toddler facing certain death. Mamoudou is an undocumented immigrant. He knew getting
hinaxnaru: honestly this is my favourite sketch of baby bolt because look at him with his finger in his mouth and his adorable innocent face and holding onto hinata’s (most likey) handhe was definitely a shy little toddler like his mama i’m crying
heroes-and-cons: Bandit Way so fucking presh :’) Wow, she’s just my roommate in the body of a toddler.
Day One: A Song From Your ChildhoodMrs. Brown You’ve Got a Lovely Daughter, Herman’s Hermits According to my family, I used to dance nonstop whenever I heard this song as a toddler. I don’t do that anymore, but I still enjoy it quite
carsonphillips: when my mom took care of babies my favorite story is about this toddler named eli who took a while to talk and everyone was concerned about it but one day my dad was like “eli, can you say ‘car’?” and he looks at my dad and goes
yareyaredeeznuts: (toddler voice) buccellati buccellati buccellati
debrides: I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it.
things toddlers and i have in common
nephytisthing: mr-toggle: jensenboomshackalackles: bear-onica: shitloadsofwrestling: One day, that toddler will be telling everyone about the time she went one on one with the great one, pattycaking his candy ass. the rock is a gift The Rock is
guardian: “As President Barack Obama came in, my two-year-old daughter threw herself on the floor” Not even Barack Obama can stop a toddler’s tantrum. Such is the case here, where journalist Laura Moser found out how little her daughter cared that
turrkoise: jarring: howellxlester: jarring: love actually (2003) - the maze runner (2014) #HE WAS 13 IN LOVE ACTUALLY IM GONNA SCREAM#HE LOOKS ABOUT 5 do you mean to tell me that the toddler in the top gif is 13 years old jesus christ Fuck
zilleniose: actual toddlers jean and eren
whativebeenreadin: hymnandher: i know tumblr likes violent man eating mermaids but i fuck p heavy with pretty playful pretty scaled mermaids in warm sorts of waters keeping the tide gentle when lil toddlers are learning to swim and kissing the breath
duragdaddy: cali-cocaine: how make a hip hop song in 30 seconds what kind of toddler 8 mile realness…
gifsboom: Video: German Shepherd Helps Toddler Get Ready for Bed.
its-tuesday-again-again: #judgemental detective parents
dresupi: joanws: jennytrout: legit-writing-tips: fozmeadows: Watching my toddler figure out how to language is fascinating. Yesterday we were stumped when he kept insisting there was a “Lego winner” behind his bookshelf - it turned out to be a
autisticcole: debrides: I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object (“say bye bus!”) & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it. I’m glad there’s
advanced-procrastination: tami-taylors-hair: I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I
thingsdtwears: Old suit, old tie, old shoes. Georgia’s jumpsuit is adorable, and she has no business looking so perfect in it when she’s probably my height and I look like a fat toddler in every one of those I’ve ever tried on. They’re adorbs.
horreurscopes:do you ever get into one of those moods where your heart aches and longs for something so deeply but you dont know what and your heart is like a stubborn toddler screaming i want it !!!! please give it to me !!!! And you’re desperately
natural–blues: Ok but imagine her saying this to her and Rose’s toddler. Hmm?
vampireapologist:That time of night as an adult where you’re desperately tired and want to sleep but you also don’t want to give up the day yet bc there’s stuff you wanna do. I’m calling it the toddler hour
dietcrystalbebsi: beetledrink: when i was a toddler i thought god was an imperceivable web of white pulsing membranes stretched over itself a million times and i thought he lived inside the wooden pulpit at my church
![rebeccamouser: theskeletonsareafterme: topfunnystuff: 4gifs: Siblings wont be kept apart. [vid] how strong is that toddler, like wow did about 3 years in that crib This is the sweetest thing ever lol…. You think that kid is pulling it??](https://64.media.tumblr.com/695685d7311818a372f73f82d5ed6405/tumblr_n2tg25X8Ka1qdlh1io1_r1_250.gif)
![bixbythemartian: writing-prompt-s: You’re a daycare worker, watching over toddlers, when the imminent end of the world is announced. It becomes increasingly clear none of the kids’ parents are going to show up as the end inches nearer. [Audio starts]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/06a0531c1ddf033779b76f35ead87323/54d0aacfbd8eef78-39/s512x512u_c1/0e2cd8005a69e3fe4e18bab7a236879dae4db3ba.jpg)
