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arcadeigannon: please take this compilation of this man’s tiktoks of his ferrets and ducks
melonkollie: today at work a toddler in a high chair patted me on the arm to get my attention, then when i crouched down and asked him what’s up, he pointed at the table full of chatty old ladies across the aisle and said “NOISE” and i have never
glumshoe: I love how toddlers run. Waddling with awful purpose. Like penguins on a mission.
horreurscopes:do you ever get into one of those moods where your heart aches and longs for something so deeply but you dont know what and your heart is like a stubborn toddler screaming i want it !!!! please give it to me !!!! And you’re desperately
ladymac111: vampireapologist: That time of night as an adult where you’re desperately tired and want to sleep but you also don’t want to give up the day yet bc there’s stuff you wanna do. I’m calling it the toddler hour This post came into my
horreurscopes: do you ever get into one of those moods where your heart aches and longs for something so deeply but you dont know what and your heart is like a stubborn toddler screaming i want it !!!! please give it to me !!!! And you’re desperately
thatgirlwithadhd: ituckyouinmypocket: thatgirlwithadhd: So much of managing your mental health is just…learning to parent yourself like you’re a toddler Like, “Honey, it’s 10 pm and you’ve been up since four in the morning, no wonder you’re
veliseraptor:being an adult is a weird combination of wanting to sleep all the time but also reacting to it being your bedtime a little like a toddler who doesn’t want to take a nap
anaryllis: The analogy that has helped me most is this: in Hurricane Katrina, hundreds of boat-owners rescued people—single moms, toddlers, grand-fathers—stranded in attics, on roofs, in flooded housing projects,
cantnotknope: joanws: jennytrout: legit-writing-tips: fozmeadows: Watching my toddler figure out how to language is fascinating. Yesterday we were stumped when he kept insisting there was a “Lego winner” behind his bookshelf - it turned out to
jerkidiot: i just realized tater tots is short for potato toddlers and i don’t know how i feel about that
pleatedjeans: 22 Hilarious Ways Toddlers Have Mispronounced Words
glumshoe: Note to self: do not swear at children tonight. Do not say, “Fuck yeah, a dinosaur!” when you see a toddler dressed as a sweet triceratops.
bombing: what is it with toddlers and personal space? if this little bald asshole touches my knee one more time i’m launching him across the parking lot
leslieknopedanascully: mulder is literally a toddler
tacoposey: laurynsworld: tacoposey: on a scale of one to ten how ashamed do you think tumblr is to have the same logo font as toddlers and tiaras jesus christ did u think i was lying
things toddlers and i have in common
kattekoor: No one can tell me Pearl didn’t used carry tiny Amethyst around like a toddler on a regular basis. No one.
gullshriek: Amevyn! Steven and Amethyst’s individual tiny cuteness fused into an even tinier, cuter puff of toddler-esque terror.
rationalsjdiscussions: Wow. :| Looks like some edgy toddlers are posting gore in the #feminism, #blacklivesmatter, #sexist, #genderfluid, #obama, #adventuretime, #homestuck, #one direction and #steven universe tags today. Luckily I’m pretty hardy from
deeeskye: I wonder if Garnet showed Steven a hologram of Ruby and Sapphire when he was a toddler, but he was too young to remember 😁
deeeskye: Greg taking Steven to the beach when he was a toddler 😊 This was probably before he started building the house, so he’d show Steven the temple before it was converted 🏠
liquidstar:i think part of the problem w media criticism on here is sometimes people have a hard time understanding that not every story is a 1:1 with how you should go about criticism. like, an evil queen getting redeemed in a princess movie for toddlers
catsincrime:mike and his toddlers
iammontoya: kelsiefag: peaceloveandbrittana: toddlers are essentially just drunk college kids rebloging for the comment omg Me.
flowerbombed: hey! im a toddler and my outfit costs more than your entire house!
slightlysalty: OMG THE WAY HE PUTS HIS HANDS BEHIND HIS BACK ITS LIKE HES A LITTLE TODDLER WHO HAS JUST TATTLE TALED ON SOME OTHER KID AND FEELS REALLY PROUD OF HIMSELF AND LOOKS TO THE TEACHER BECAUSE HE FEELS HE DESERVES A “WELL DONE” STICKER ON
sherlockwho13: truthandglory: No matter who you are, you fucking wave at a toddler saying “bye” IT’S SO CUTE!!!!
peaceloveandbrittana: toddlers are essentially just drunk college kids
birdy142264: heislikefireburningthroughtime: deanisanactualprincess: carry-on-my-wayward-castiel: ambular-d: carry-on-my-wayward-castiel: an episode of supernatural where cas somehow gets turned into an toddler and the winchesters have to take care
heyfunniest: Chinese toddler girls in world’s cutest taekwondo fight. i CAN’T. they’re SWINGING. asjdlaksjda
hey-rogby: simsgonewrong: So my male sim had a baby with a ghost sim… and this was the outcome. A demon child. I aged him up to a toddler hoping he would look normal because before he was just a red beam. what the fuck is this
gayinsect: i luv kids they are so much funner to talk to than adults. i asked a toddler today whats up and he said “ten” with such conviction i really did believe it was an adequate response to my question for a second
1inde: howellxlester: jarring: love actually (2003) - the maze runner (2014) #HE WAS 13 IN LOVE ACTUALLY IM GONNA SCREAM#HE LOOKS ABOUT 5 do you mean to tell me that the toddler in the top gif is 13 years old
fartgallery: a game show where a toddler has to choose between a cheque for a million dollars or a small basket filled with Ű.14 worth of dollar store toys and in the corner of the tv you can see their parents in a locked sound proof room watching from
druun: redironoxide: Loving the puddles!!!! toddler mutant ninja turtles
joanws: jennytrout: legit-writing-tips: fozmeadows: Watching my toddler figure out how to language is fascinating. Yesterday we were stumped when he kept insisting there was a “Lego winner” behind his bookshelf - it turned out to be a little Lego
ophidianophelia: when old people say two toddlers are boyfriend and girlfriend
gifsboom: Video: German Shepherd Helps Toddler Get Ready for Bed. Awesome!!
only1600kids: how to stop a toddler
thelustiestargonianmaid:thelustiestargonianmaid:The toddlers currently binge watching finger family among us pregnancy coffin dance elsa spiderman play with slime compilation videos are going to one day invent the most intriguing and uniquely repulsive
fat-toddler: dinuguan: eatin’ ass under water call that pacific rim
yanoisablessing: #a beautiful man who’s incapable of looking like anything but a lost toddler (@mylittlehiromu)
did-you-kno: The voice of Boo in Monsters Inc. was played by an actual toddler. The crew couldn’t get her to do anything on cue (or even sit in one spot), so they just chased her around with a mic while she played in the studio. Source Source
pr-aaatem: spitecho: prettyfuckinperfect: this is a fridge, you put your shit in the gel and it keeps it cool, than you just reach in and take it out. the gel automatically reforms. You come home from work and find your pets and toddler floating
A random toddler just waved at me.I didn’t wave back.Welcome to life and its disappointments you little shit.
nerdgasming: Toddlers and Tiaras is both the prequel and sequel to 16 and Pregnant.
juodaanviinaa: saksenland: enfeebler: naathaaaly: Reason why I hate cats. They’re so scary. Reasons why I hate toddlers. They do this and everyone blames the pet. Kid deserved it. LOL This is why I hate parents. They don’t teach their kids
fat-toddler: mayasbadassmama: This makes me so sad. I’ve literally done this before which is fucked up. “No I can’t run cuz people will think I stole something”
voidbat: carsonphillips: when my mom took care of babies my favorite story is about this toddler named eli who took a while to talk and everyone was concerned about it but one day my dad was like “eli, can you say ‘car’?” and he looks at my
misandry-mermaid: your-lies-ruin-lives: Absolutely. 100% child abuse. I’ve seen antichoicers bring their toddlers and small children and place them near the curbs to deter people from going in. This shit has to stop. Protesting should be barred in
voidbat:carsonphillips:when my mom took care of babies my favorite story is about this toddler named eli who took a while to talk and everyone was concerned about it but one day my dad was like “eli, can you say ‘car’?” and he looks at my dad
