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popliteal: Today I learned that in Greek Mythology there were a group of gods who were commonly associated with Aphrodite and basically they were angels except gay and would put homoerotic thoughts into people’s heads and just cause chaos and trouble
theendofyou: poshxspice: subject13fringe: montypythonandtheholyblog: today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only
Therapy was productive today. I learned what the term “trauma bonding” means. And I think I’m not going to tell my mom about my pregnancy. I can’t have a relationship with her and be happy at once, I have to pick one. And I’m
itsonlynoon: poshxspice: subject13fringe: montypythonandtheholyblog: today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only
subject13fringe: montypythonandtheholyblog: today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to
o0oleon: subject13fringe: montypythonandtheholyblog: today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they
poopflow: today i learned that “bae” stands for “before anyone else” and here i was thinking it was just slang for baby or something
thehippowhisperer: mundanemagpie: today i learned that mountain lions meow and it sounds RIDICULOUS They meow chirp and purr, they just can’t roar.
omgrunlol: powerlesbian: today i learned domesticated talking birds that escape are teaching wild talking birds expletives that sometimes become that flock’s group call can you imagine being out on a nature walk and randomly hearing a group of birds
orphanspace: archiemcphee: There’s no question that a stack of fresh pancakes is awesome, but what about one giant fluffy pancake? Today we learned mixing a batch of pancake batter in the bowl of a rice cooker and then cooking it, just like you would
heylauren: buttlovinangel: mundanemagpie: today i learned that mountain lions meow and it sounds RIDICULOUS WHAT It’s just become even more urgent that I befriend a mountain lion.
nltm: rosespirit: bunnelby: thebrownhatter: >255:00 ON THE DOT ANYWAY HERE’S THE HALL OF FAME. IT’S BEEN A FUN RIDE. i cant believe it It’s actually been stuck at 255:00 for days, that’s the highest that clock can measure. Today I learned
morice: blaineheavenanderson: thesmallestactofkindness: Gave my students a pop quiz today and learned something new: If you make all the answers to the questions C, you will see 35 of the most hilariously panicked and confused faces in the world.
belligerentbagel:thoughtportal: Happy Labor Day. Today I learned about probably the first strike to happen IN SPACE. “We would never work 16 hours a day for 84 straight days on the ground, and we should not be expected to do it here in space.“
indigostohelit: so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order
mundanemagpie: today i learned that mountain lions meow and it sounds RIDICULOUS
oddballwaterfall: emilianadarling: holy fuck you guys after years of being vaguely confused when I came across the measurement “a stick of butter” in recipes, today I learned that in the United States they sell butter in these skinny stick things:it
ghostdaddotcx: Today I learned German Shepherds are a lie made up by lazy people who own filthy dogs
hoebutmadefashion: popliteal: Today I learned that in Greek Mythology there were a group of gods who were commonly associated with Aphrodite and basically they were angels except gay and would put homoerotic thoughts into people’s heads and just cause
tusks-and-tonics: horrorinthegraveyard: ouijubell: halftruthsandhyperbole: Today I learned Free Audiobooks and Ebooks on OVERDRIVE. Free Graphic Novels (DC, Marvel, Image, etc), Music, TV shows, and music on HOOPLA. Free music that you can KEEP
suicidegirls: With her sleek and sexy black acoustic guitar Soya is beautiful and talented. Join today to learn more about her: http://suicidegirls.com/join
mentethemage: saltcircle555sarah293204: 997: and she picked just the right song whhat the f today I learned you could figure skate on roller blades
teawithghosts: wurmstache: monobeartheater: arachnescurse: Today I learned that the Curiosity sang itself ‘Happy Birthday’ on its year anniversary of being on Mars. All alone. Hundreds of thousands of miles from anyone or anything. Guys I am depressed
sam-and-dean-life: behold-theturtle: Today I learned that during Be Prepared from The Lion King, when Scar says, “YOU WON’T GET A SNIFF WITHOUT ME!” the actor blew out his voice. So the remainder of the song was sung by this guy. Sounds like
im-a-fucking-bouse: sam-and-dean-life: behold-theturtle: Today I learned that during Be Prepared from The Lion King, when Scar says, “YOU WON’T GET A SNIFF WITHOUT ME!” the actor blew out his voice. So the remainder of the song was sung by
deadjosey: mundanemagpie: today i learned that mountain lions meow and it sounds RIDICULOUS Big hairy baby <3
poshxspice: subject13fringe: montypythonandtheholyblog: today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three
zambonirider:mundanemagpie: today i learned that mountain lions meow and it sounds RIDICULOUS Did you know that cougars/mountain lions are not considered “big cats” because they cannot roar? They communicate more like house cats than lions or tigers!
waveringbriar: johnnybabechuk: monobeartheater: arachnescurse: Today I learned that the Curiosity sang itself ‘Happy Birthday’ on its year anniversary of being on Mars. All alone. Hundreds of thousands of miles from anyone or anything. Guys I
oddballwaterfall: emilianadarling: holy fuck you guys after years of being vaguely confused when I came across the measurement “a stick of butter” in recipes, today I learned that in the United States they sell butter in these skinny stick things:
kheyjin: today i learned fish can be dicks
runwithskizzers: kheyjin: today i learned fish can be dicks i am laughing so hard that white fish is such a piece of shit and i love it
halftruthsandhyperbole: Today I learned
trilllizard666: thatdapperoctopus: damned-to-be: cockyhorror: kaijuno: kaijuno: kaijuno: kaijuno: kaijuno: kaijuno: Today I learned how to hack unmonitored CCTV cameras. I’m currently watching a dog run around in a backyard in Berlin. update:
ZACK IS ON TUMBLR
shmapey: justmyflawedlogic: lokisgloriouspenis: okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females.
monobeartheater: arachnescurse: Today I learned that the Curiosity sang itself ‘Happy Birthday’ on its year anniversary of being on Mars. All alone. Hundreds of thousands of miles from anyone or anything. Guys I am depressed over robots now. oh
rockpapertheodore: libraryadvocates: Yesterday I said that bookmobiles are an instant reblog. Today, I learned that rule also applies to book donkeys. BIBLIOBURRO
astroseasapphic: belligerentbagel: thoughtportal: Happy Labor Day. Today I learned about probably the first strike to happen IN SPACE. “We would never work 16 hours a day for 84 straight days on the ground, and we should not be expected to do
getsuswet: Hello fellow GUW girls! Today I learned how to put watermarks on GIFs, so if you’d like me to help you with that I can! I can either teach you using GIMP or make them for you for 50 cents a piece. xoxo♥
brothasoul: brothasoul: today i learned that the first use of “omg” occurred in 1917 in a letter to winston fucking churchill in case you think im fucking with you:
2/12/15: getting better today and forever
shmapey:justmyflawedlogic:lokisgloriouspenis: okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females.
zooophagous: iwilleatyourenglish: dynamic-desperado: beckyhop: iwilleatyourenglish: today i learned that, when Jared Leto sent Margot Robbie a live rat as a part of his rude, bullshit “method acting” fo Suicide Squad, she was scared but still
ouijubell: halftruthsandhyperbole: Today I learned Free Audiobooks and Ebooks on OVERDRIVE. Free Graphic Novels (DC, Marvel, Image, etc), Music, TV shows, and music on HOOPLA. Free music that you can KEEP on FREEGAL You are PAYING for all this with
montypythonandtheholyblog: today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out
grupaok: Laura Aguilar, In Sandy’s Room, 1989 We were devastated today to learn of her passing. Rest in power.
kaity–did:ruffboijuliaburnsides:kaity–did:kaity–did:kaity–did:Today I learned that my husband keeps a notes app on his phone that has a list of all of my favorite things including but not limited to flower, ice cream, and cocktail
indeedy: Today she learned that her neighbors husband has a very large and tasty cock!
thunder-thighs-balmung: eorzeanadventure: So today I learned that when a Roe lass is fed up with your poor connection, she will slap you clean across the room.Random glitch, but damn, I couldn’t stop laughing at this lala body sliding all over the
luvyourselfsomeesteem: Today I learned that biologically black people have dense curly, frizzy, kinky hair to insulate the head from brutal intensity of sun rays. Our hair serves as a natural air conditioner. The same with the melanin in our skin. We
