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oh also also I learned just now that Natalie Morales uses they (and she) pronouns and it’s like… I don’t, like, require validation for my identity or anything (I largely never care what anyone else is doing lol) BUT I do get a little
cookiesandcthulhu: zueyn: bumlingars: today i learned why we think we look good in mirrors but not in pictures. in the mirror, your perception is opposite and your face looks different whereas in pictures, your features are exactly how you appear to
kingdomblade: I got a Victory Badge! Today I learned that I can’t draw a warmup sketch without it becoming a finished piece.
brideshead: bloodandhedonism: charlotteswife: improbablecarny: Today I learned that Colonel Sanders of delicious crispy chicken fame was not a military colonel but a Kentucky Colonel Though way back in the day Kentucky Colonels did have some manner
skytroops: today i learned that houndoom are meant to be 4 foot 7 inches tall. ft a more accurate houndoom casually slamming a grown ass man to the ground with a single paw.
The club has canceled all events planned today after learning that he has reproduced the disease of cancer Tito Vilanova.
oohtheyhavenibbles: bonesbuckleup: So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives
indigostohelit: so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order
morice: blaineheavenanderson: thesmallestactofkindness: Gave my students a pop quiz today and learned something new: If you make all the answers to the questions C, you will see 35 of the most hilariously panicked and confused faces in the world.
jockocub: Gym progress. This new workout routine is going to literally kill me. Let’s see if I can hit 225 lbs, currently at 215 lbs. And today I learned that wearing rugby shorts to the gym makes all the ladies and certain men to look at my legs.
heyfunniest: today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket ❤
omgrunlol: powerlesbian: today i learned domesticated talking birds that escape are teaching wild talking birds expletives that sometimes become that flock’s group call can you imagine being out on a nature walk and randomly hearing a group of birds
poshxspice: subject13fringe: montypythonandtheholyblog: today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three
oddballwaterfall: emilianadarling: holy fuck you guys after years of being vaguely confused when I came across the measurement “a stick of butter” in recipes, today I learned that in the United States they sell butter in these skinny stick things:it
thebrokenpersona: i-didnt-do-it–you-dimwits: wellspokenrambler: zueyn: bumlingars: today i learned why we think we look good in mirrors but not in pictures. in the mirror, your perception is opposite and your face looks different whereas in pictures,
brothasoul: brothasoul: today i learned that the first use of “omg" occurred in 1917 in a letter to winston fucking churchill in case you think im fucking with you:
ghostdaddotcx: Today I learned German Shepherds are a lie made up by lazy people who own filthy dogs
clockworkjerk: mytinygayitalianson: poshxspice: subject13fringe: montypythonandtheholyblog: today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay
nonbinarymermaid: jasoncanty01: mundanemagpie: today i learned that mountain lions meow and it sounds RIDICULOUS I giggled. ohemgee
thelilnan: clockworkjerk: mytinygayitalianson: poshxspice: subject13fringe: montypythonandtheholyblog: today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance
archiemcphee: Today we learned what happens when a professional photographer, who often works on newborn baby photoshoots, gets a brand new kitten. That’s right, Newborn Kitten Photoshoot! Michigan-based photographer Kitty Lee, of Kitty Lee Photography,
revolutionarynoodles: kiplingwasafurry: shmapey: justmyflawedlogic: lokisgloriouspenis: okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males
thesylverlining: infernalpume: darkfrog24: schizoauthoress: Today I learned that Van Halen have that rider in their contract about “a bowl of M&Ms with all the brown ones removed” in order to know at a glance if the promoter read the entire
cuckqueanita: watchingyouwatchingporn:mymilkingfun: indeedy: Today she learned that her neighbors husband has a very large and tasty cock! Mmmmm Sarah sucking my cock. . PORN INFOMERCIAL YES
shmapey: justmyflawedlogic: lokisgloriouspenis: okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females.
lemonkiwii: Today I learned that these two share the same English voice actor. Kiss kiss fall in blood.
sam-and-dean-life: behold-theturtle: Today I learned that during Be Prepared from The Lion King, when Scar says, “YOU WON’T GET A SNIFF WITHOUT ME!” the actor blew out his voice. So the remainder of the song was sung by this guy. Sounds like
demons-demigods-benders-bucky: shmapey:justmyflawedlogic: lokisgloriouspenis: okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t
anythinggoeshentaiartist: anythinggoeshentaiartist:some idea tinkering for future projects with toonboom. and also some sketches i made for today after learning some stuffs. https://picarto.tv/AnythingGoes im streaming so come on and slam welcome to
lil-mizz-jay: Today I learned I don’t look half bad with lipstick.Def need to shave the mustache and the chops but otherwise I think I look pretty hella.Obligatory bimboy face too.File under #Sunburst #Crossdressing
zueyn: bumlingars: today i learned why we think we look good in mirrors but not in pictures. in the mirror, your perception is opposite and your face looks different whereas in pictures, your features are exactly how you appear to others. so i really
timothydelaghetto: shmapey: justmyflawedlogic: lokisgloriouspenis: okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for
archiemcphee: Today we learned that domestic sheep, unlike their wild cousins, don’t shed their wool each year. It turns out that over 10,000 years of breeding them for their wool has produced sheep whose wool grows all year round. So what happens
iaintnohollerbackboy:Today I learned that Zumba may be for some people, but not for me
nikeonmyfeet: Today I Learned that there is an alternate universe where Bruce Wayne died instead of his parents. Causing his father to become Batman and his mother to go insane and become the Joker.
beckyhop: iwilleatyourenglish: today i learned that, when Jared Leto sent Margot Robbie a live rat as a part of his rude, bullshit “method acting” fo Suicide Squad, she was scared but still refused to abandon or harm the rat. she overcame her initial
dancinbutterfly: why-ask-why: Today I learned about a couple that decided to rebuild their deserted piece of land of 600 hectares in Aimorés, Brazil. They planted more than 2 million tree saplings. As a result, the site has 293 plant species, 172 bird
yeahiwasintheshit: spiritsonic: a-dumb-bitch-apparently: angelicdevil: mentethemage: saltcircle555sarah293204: 997: and she picked just the right song whhat the f today I learned you could figure skate on roller blades This kid is KILLING it!
mundanemagpie: today i learned that mountain lions meow and it sounds RIDICULOUS
yiffmaster:today I learned that no one knows who really created Digimon and the person who’s credited with it may not be a real person
viktoriascombover: thoughtportal: Happy Labor Day. Today I learned about probably the first strike to happen IN SPACE. Astronauts are literally some of the greatest, (probably) most intelligent people possible. I understand how critical efficiency
belligerentbagel: thoughtportal: Happy Labor Day. Today I learned about probably the first strike to happen IN SPACE. “We would never work 16 hours a day for 84 straight days on the ground, and we should not be expected to do it here in space.“
clevermanka:So today I learned about the existence of Border Leicester sheep. You’re welcome.
melissasdirtydiary: I had been with men before my husband and I had an one night affair a couple of times but today I learned that an afternoon with my daughter would satisfy me more than any man had in my entire life
monobeartheater: arachnescurse: Today I learned that the Curiosity sang itself ‘Happy Birthday’ on its year anniversary of being on Mars. All alone. Hundreds of thousands of miles from anyone or anything. Guys I am depressed over robots now. oh
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offbrandkreuz: [Part 1] | [Part 2]Also today I learned that when dogs do the whole knotting thing, they sometimes turn butt to butt to ward off attackers and Have a drawing for that too and also a fic based on that by the lovely @houseofthornes //v
kaity–did:ruffboijuliaburnsides:kaity–did:kaity–did:kaity–did:Today I learned that my husband keeps a notes app on his phone that has a list of all of my favorite things including but not limited to flower, ice cream, and cocktail
mentethemage: saltcircle555sarah293204: 997: and she picked just the right song whhat the f today I learned you could figure skate on roller blades
archiemcphee: We already know that reading is awesome, but today we learned that cats enjoy reading too. In Pennsylvania the Animal Rescue League of Berks County has a wonderful program called Book Buddies that invites children in grades 1-8 to visit
quasi-normalcy: dancinbutterfly: why-ask-why: Today I learned about a couple that decided to rebuild their deserted piece of land of 600 hectares in Aimorés, Brazil. They planted more than 2 million tree saplings. As a result, the site has 293 plant
Hi, I’m Aldraine.I danced for Undeclared’ 500 Days of Summer Set. And I am an Undeclared/ Emanon Alumni.It was nice visiting them today and learning from Corey and Dimitri! I don’t like how my tie wasn’t centered tho.