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crybabyhellbutch:particlemilk-unlockable-gender:politijohn:politijohn:Today I learned the IRS doesn’t audit rich people because it’s too much work. Americans owe a cumulative 责 billion in unpaid taxes, enough to completely fund the Department of
ace-of-clovers:sylveonikovilhelm:Making friends with people from other countries is so crazy. I sent my group chat a Big Bird gif. And this one girl says, “why isn’t he blue?”I’m like, the fuck you mean??So today I learned that in the Dutch version
thelilnan: clockworkjerk: mytinygayitalianson: poshxspice: subject13fringe: montypythonandtheholyblog: today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance
jointphotographicexportsgroup: seriousjones: today I learned that bearded john mulaney is the third property brother this is a darksided image hate
Support me on Patreon => Reapersun on PatreonHey today is terrible but also here is some classic Star Wars smut~ These were based on a very old patron request but I also need to shout out to @berlynn-wohl for writing that good good Han/Luke fic the
mundanemagpie: today i learned that mountain lions meow and it sounds RIDICULOUS
monobeartheater: arachnescurse: Today I learned that the Curiosity sang itself ‘Happy Birthday’ on its year anniversary of being on Mars. All alone. Hundreds of thousands of miles from anyone or anything. Guys I am depressed over robots now. oh
suicidegirls: And yet, another stunning SuicideGirl who hails from Canada. This is Glitch and she is into robots, boobs and kittens. Join today to learn more about her: http://suicidegirls.com/join
suicidegirls: Discoquette’s favorite band is The XX. Join today to learn more about her: http://suicidegirls.com/join
morganperreault:googlyeyedpyro:today i learned you can report people for posting memes on facebook I’m reporting every single one of you
nettlepatchwork:Today I learned about the Valais Blacknose sheep. I think I’m dead of cute.
dashbeardconfessional: sci-fly-guy: dashbeardconfessional: found this comb at a Sum 41 show Today I learned that beard combs absorb music they hear live. i can attest to this scientific fact
merinarasauce:sylveonikovilhelm:Making friends with people from other countries is so crazy. I sent my group chat a Big Bird gif. And this one girl says, “why isn’t he blue?”I’m like, the fuck you mean??So today I learned that in the Dutch version
9gag: Today we learned my teacher is able to view our computer screens on his…
morice: blaineheavenanderson: thesmallestactofkindness: Gave my students a pop quiz today and learned something new: If you make all the answers to the questions C, you will see 35 of the most hilariously panicked and confused faces in the world.
oddballwaterfall: emilianadarling: holy fuck you guys after years of being vaguely confused when I came across the measurement “a stick of butter” in recipes, today I learned that in the United States they sell butter in these skinny stick things:it
destiel-in-purgaytory: So my chemistry teacher set the table on fire again today Look at his smug face look how fucking happy he is I wish I had a teacher like that.
xombiedirge: All images by Sean Hartter / Blog / Tumblr / Fund Extremely saddened today to learn that Sean Hartter has unexpectedly passed away aged just 39, on the 27th April 2013. I’ve genuinely loved Sean’s original, alternate reality style of
archiemcphee: Today we learned that attaching fireworks to a small quadcopter drone and taking long-exposure photos as it flies around gets you right into the Department of Luminous Light Painting. That’s exactly what professional concert photographer
ginkasu: ginkasu: Today I learned… …. that the SFM can’t really handle 18 models at once (lot’s of crashes) There are some glitches to be fixed but SFM crashes so often, I don’t want to loose my progress anymore, even my PC crashed earlier.
dividerbyzero: Today, I learned that camera shakes aren’t something easy for me. But I didn’t notice until I had already rendered, and I still think it looks good, so whatever. MP4 (Best Quality) / WebM / Gfycat
klefable: today i learned that waterproof gel liner gets really messy really fast, and the only way to cover up your mistakes is to have the thickest winged liner ever
thesylverlining: infernalpume: darkfrog24: schizoauthoress: Today I learned that Van Halen have that rider in their contract about “a bowl of M&Ms with all the brown ones removed” in order to know at a glance if the promoter read the entire
keepingher: Today she learned that patience is a virtue.
dadz0ne: thatdamngoat: cal·li·pyg·i·an/ˌkaləˈpijēən/ Adjective: Having well-shaped buttocks. today i learned about this cool word from this guy
indigostohelit: so today i learned that in the late 1800s-early 1900s, the navy became concerned about possible homosexual activity among their sailors so they sent in decoys, whose job was to pretend to want to engage in homosexual activity in order
Signed up for a free event at the Carrousel du Louvre Paris Apple Store today and learned about the #instantlab by tipusa and had one of my images I took with my iPhone developed on impossible film. Pretty cool! 👍 (at Apple Store Carrousel du Louvre)
braeburn-corner: rangerpone: braebuttapple: cottonsulk: today i learned i suck at ponies Look at those cuties… … LOOK AT THEM! CUTIE GAY HORSES Adorababies! <3 <3
askmedusapony: Dear Princess Stheno, Today I learned that Elks are reeeeaaaallly suspicious, with their weird hoof-toe things. They keep making this suspicious gesture with them whenever they say certain words, it’s really dumb. And that stupid grey
stunnerpone: Today I learned that ISPs in the US have data caps. As well as local monopolies where certain ISPs have no competition via exclusivity deals with local governments. Seriously? I can’t even begin to understand how the US allowed that to
: What for? To learn to be a warrior. To fight to win. It is everything.
rivai-lution: My ten year old tutoring student asked me if I was a boy or a girl today. I told him “Neither” and he said, “What are you then?” I said, “What is someone if they aren’t a boy or a girl?” and he said, “I dunno. Probably immortal.”
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petermorwood: archiemcphee: There’s no question that a stack of fresh pancakes is awesome, but what about one giant fluffy pancake? Today we learned mixing a batch of pancake batter in the bowl of a rice cooker and then cooking it, just like you would
just-side-rube: Today he learned that Jiralhanae are not bothered by piercing alarm sounds very much. In fact it almost seems it makes them sleep tighter.get up now, you must’ve set that alarm for a reason man
thathighguy: runwithskizzers: runwithskizzers: kheyjin: today i learned fish can be dicks i am laughing so hard that white fish is such a piece of shit and i love it and you know punk/goth nemo is in there egging everything on just for anarchy’s
thetrekkiehasthephonebox: mcdevinpants: emilianadarling: holy fuck you guys after years of being vaguely confused when I came across the measurement “a stick of butter” in recipes, today I learned that in the United States they sell butter in
defeatingexpectations: cockyhorror: kaijuno: kaijuno: kaijuno: kaijuno: kaijuno: kaijuno: Today I learned how to hack unmonitored CCTV cameras. I’m currently watching a dog run around in a backyard in Berlin. update: i found a barn cam that
rockpapertheodore: libraryadvocates: Yesterday I said that bookmobiles are an instant reblog. Today, I learned that rule also applies to book donkeys. BIBLIOBURRO
arachnospooky: blackbearmagic: edderkopper: Today I learned that cuttlefish experience REM sleep, and that it makes their skin flash random colors. This is the cutest thing ever. The electric eel at my aquarium has a voltmeter attached to his tank,
supersoftly: vectorman: Well today I learned that in Guardians of the Galaxy 2, Stan Lee’s cameo is credited as “The Watchers’ Informant”, the Watchers being a marvel race that’s the oldest creatures in the universe so they just watch all
natural–blues: kheyjin:today i learned fish can be dicks @captaingrahamcr
beckyhop: iwilleatyourenglish: today i learned that, when Jared Leto sent Margot Robbie a live rat as a part of his rude, bullshit “method acting” fo Suicide Squad, she was scared but still refused to abandon or harm the rat. she overcame her initial
horrorinthegraveyard: ouijubell: halftruthsandhyperbole: Today I learned Free Audiobooks and Ebooks on OVERDRIVE. Free Graphic Novels (DC, Marvel, Image, etc), Music, TV shows, and music on HOOPLA. Free music that you can KEEP on FREEGAL You are
angryinkeddrunk: ghostdaddotcx: Today I learned German Shepherds are a lie made up by lazy people who own filthy dogs IM SCREAMING LOL
tusks-and-tonics: horrorinthegraveyard: ouijubell: halftruthsandhyperbole: Today I learned Free Audiobooks and Ebooks on OVERDRIVE. Free Graphic Novels (DC, Marvel, Image, etc), Music, TV shows, and music on HOOPLA. Free music that you can KEEP
mentalisttraceur:So today I learned that it is technically possible for a person in the US to order insulin online from Canada without a prescription.And that it costs less than the copays/deductibles that many US insurance policies will charge along
michaelsheenthirstblog: robots-and-lizards: robotdisease: introducing…. POLYBIUS! he is MOBILE! he’s got LEGS! he can TURRET! FUNKY! this is literally so fucking adorable I want to cry So today I learned what Syd from Toy Story grew up to
arachnescurse: Today I learned that the Curiosity sang itself ‘Happy Birthday’ on its year anniversary of being on Mars. All alone. Hundreds of thousands of miles from anyone or anything. Guys I am depressed over robots now.
omgrunlol: powerlesbian: today i learned domesticated talking birds that escape are teaching wild talking birds expletives that sometimes become that flock’s group call can you imagine being out on a nature walk and randomly hearing a group of birds
liamdryden: arachnescurse: Today I learned that the Curiosity sang itself ‘Happy Birthday’ on its year anniversary of being on Mars. All alone. Hundreds of thousands of miles from anyone or anything. Guys I am depressed over robots now. oh NOOOOOOOO
shmapey: justmyflawedlogic: lokisgloriouspenis: okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females.
sam-and-dean-life: behold-theturtle: Today I learned that during Be Prepared from The Lion King, when Scar says, “YOU WON’T GET A SNIFF WITHOUT ME!” the actor blew out his voice. So the remainder of the song was sung by this guy. Sounds like
mistomaxo: ghostdaddotcx: Today I learned German Shepherds are a lie made up by lazy people who own filthy dogs nooo
