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fetchmeagiraffe: I WOULD LOSE MY SHIT IF I WAS DRIVING AND SAW THIS
jealousjelly:hEY UHHHH i did not have any time to draw at home so this was made on my phone with some free app and its horrible but i diddnt draw shit in a month and i just needed to do something
falling-deeperinlove: livelaughlovedforgotten: dontgetmade: He went to Steak n Shake with his wife every year for valentine’s day since before he was married. This is his first year without a valentine. there goes my heart… Tears inside me.
thesickestjokes: Failed my Health and Safety test this morning..One of the questions was: “In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?”“fucking large ones” wasn’t the answer they were looking for.
impalasamulet: the-fandoms-are-cool: sidvintage: minion-with-a-shotgun: yesbecausereasons: sonicalconverse: yesbecausereasons: I am 27 years old and I was just taught how to tie my shoes. Thank you, Misha. This is the kind of amazing that
sucklemygeneroustitty: twirlingtroye: THIS WAS ON THE MESSAGE BOARD AT MY FRIENDS COLLEGE Ok but forreal the chewing loudly shit is required
pikminchick:phantom-ofthe-troyler: DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE TELL ME THAT SCHOOL ISN’T HARD I KNOW YOU’RE GROWN UP I KNOW YOU ARE MY PARENT I KNOW YOU’VE ALREADY BEEN THROUGH THIS PART OF LIFE BUT SCHOOL HAS GOTTEN HARDER AND HARDER AND HARDER AND
ashprincessmidna: epicandy-chan: nsfw-kissurai: Holy shit gotta love To-Love-Ru This was always my fucking favorite
ashprincessmidna:epicandy-chan: nsfw-kissurai: Holy shit gotta love To-Love-Ru This was always my fucking favorite
sageofosiris: Gfycat // MP4I redid my last Pharah animation because it was super shit. I personally think this one is a lot better, but the last animation didn’t set the bar to high. Feel free to let me know what you think.
daph122: Did this piece of shit chief of police just say the officer who killed Mike Brown has a swollen face so he was obviously harmed….idgaf! Mike Brown will never open his eyes. That officer got a swollen cheek. Man, America kiss my black crispy
paintbucketresources: slugbox: poobuttface: villavanukas: pipopapo: 鎖のめんどくさくない描き方 fuck where was this tutorial i’ve needed it my whole life omg FUQ U CHAINSSSS MOTHER OF GOD… ….well then.
truejaku: new headcanon mizuki has like a billion cats. other dry juice members had to go make sure they were okay after aoba shit-scrapped him. or maybe he told virus and trip. he was like “wait before you take control of my mind just know i have
okay seeing minors posting shit about kink or in anyway involved with kink makes my skin crawl… if you’re under 18 unfollow me asap.
eternity-in-an-hour: I used to get so annoyed at spongebob when I watched this episode I was like, “the fuck are you doing spongebob get your shit together and write your paper” now I am spongebob we are all spongebob -_- gpoy.
spazzifyouwantto: eyefivestyle: this is the only gif that matters 3 ninjas on vhs .. i know how im spending my friday night
collegetits: While I was taking this pic, I inadvertently gave the construction workers outside my window a surprise, they got to watch me pose for the camera.
sica49: emeraldjade: This just broke my heart even more. He was a fucking baby. A BABY. I swear every single person who tries to justify his murder deserves every horrible thing in life to happen to them. Swear on everything, bruh. These pigs will take
particularscarf:wait-seductioneyes:zephyrscribe:following-rons-butterflies: quasichaotic: no matter how awful my writing may be it’s still better than 50 Shades of Grey how the fuck was this published There is no accounting for taste. …seriously?
prettyboyshyflizzy: jenjerbread: seriously, fuck this girl. she went to my highschool.she was underage drunk driving and hit and man and didn’t stop.http://www.houstontx.gov/police/nr/2012/jan/nr01092012-3.htm Bruh they really pulled up her record
ghdos: queenn-i-c: britteryikes: latelybeengivinnofucks: Crips and Bloods truce 1992 My mom always tells me about the parties the bloods and crips would have together around this time and how powerful it was to see all of that red and blue together.
karrmennn: chescaleigh: why would anyone be in a relationship with someone who thinks this is ok?seriously. love yourself. Now who was saying that’s not even the same girl in my notifications the other day? I wonder what other micro- (and macro-)
prettyboyshyflizzy: thechanelmuse: thabootyscholar: thechanelmuse: Oh. My. Damn. He did this……in J E A N S He didn’t even look at the fucking rim… Who is the dude dunking ? Damn!!!!
haustrum: burningvaginas: whitegirlsaintshit: Why I dont know how these types people just dont float away with all the air they have inside themselves. if i was forced to read this with the only human body i will have then all my followers do too
cheyennecheyenne: I cannot remember exactly how this conversation even began while I was at my friend’s house last night but somehow I came across a recipe in the NY Times for griot, a Haitian dish? And griot is fried pork cubes (it’s similar to
ratedmirr: I don’t know her specific case personally. But I do know someone who was assaulted for turning a nigga down. And I’ve been trying to think of ways to help combat shit like this ever sense. But honestly, there’s like no way. These women
sure-alright-okay: blondesouths: I had my ups and downs but I always find the inner strength to pull myself up. I was served lemons, but I made lemonade. None of y'all white folk better cover this song or we boxing
thebeautysupplystore: imsoshive: Twitter niggas got me hot this morning talking about it’s a shame that Deray is gay cause he would have more support from the black community if he wasn’t. My nigga… I didn’t even know he was gay until today
dboybaker: So there was a Trump rally at my school a few weeks ago. They erected a 9 foot wall outside our Union Building. In an attempt to devalue their display, I jumped over it. Just found this image of the event.Firstly I’d like to say a wall will
Pray For This World
meatfighter: healingisneeded: https://soundcloud.com/moistbread/she-succ-me-in-the-uber jesus lmaoooooooo This actually happened in the backseat of my car one night while I was driving for Uber. I ain’t wanna turn around and confirm, but I know
lagonegirl: “That’s not me”? This only makes any sense if she’s claiming that it’s literally some other person on the video. Like, “No, that’s not me. That’s my twin sister. I was at the movies that day.”
lovedmoviesb: l0v3andsuch: bellygangstaboo: when she started with “boo hoo hoo” I knew it was gonna be good I want the full interview Oh my gosh. God bless this woman
I’m in the bathroom at work scrolling thru my dash and this nigga comes into the stall next to me and his guts violently throw his asshole open with a sound unlike anything I’ve ever heard in a shitter before. It’s four stalls. I was
antifainternational: sourcedumal: guapet: so my brother was telling me about this human resources certification he attended a while ago. in a panel, the panelist asked a bunch of people in attendance, “who here knows if an applicant for a job is
heyslim: liferuining-soulsnatcher: laurdlannister-kingslayer: twolazytwolie: continue-5-4-3-2-1: susiethemoderator: brieshaniece: goldensiymar: I would hate but love if my man did this Legit thought he was controlling her shoes at first,
hecallsmebelovedx: thatpettyblackgirl: A young girl was murdered by her abuser i’m crying in my cubicle. this is so sad.
virid-escent: Im just reposting this don’t come for me but I laughed Shit I had both. I let my CDL go tho.
lunartay: a minimum of 40-60 girls were dress coded at my school this morning, but not even ONE male was. a percentage of those girls weren’t able to have a change of clothes delivered to them by a parent and were forced to miss a number of final exams.
dayone-thelightsfade: lol this was the TT that I kept. DO I HAVE TO LOOK AWKWARD IN EVERY PICTURE I MEAN FUCK. uh PS my eyes look yellow what the hell. stupid eye changing color shit.
taycon-me-liftme-up: Putting this up for anyone who might be interested. I’ve been rolling a Gaogaigar fanfic idea around in my head but I needed a visual aid for how big the mechs were in comparison to each other. I swear I spent like an hour looking
So today was my first exercise class. It has begun!!(where have I heard that before) I know I know. I mean it this time. Shits getting serious
franksstupidsuit: sad-rad-and-fab: thistimeitsuptoyou: We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time…. This guy knows his shit on how to kiss a girl. fave fave fave Taught him everything he knows Theirs was my fave
blowhole-boogie: jetgreguar: omgtsn: photonstorm: So, I was trying to get the emblems from Cannon’s Core’s missions and this happened. Guys… i can’t fucking believe it its official oh my shit
I finally got my act together and watch the first episode of Phi Brian S3, all I go tot say was “shit gotten real” and I love this season antagonist.
helioscentrifuge: anomaly1: “Heard you was talking shit” my favorite part is how it impacts and he just has this moment of DONT TOUCH ME I’M BIG and then runs
brightchimeradragon: just-bx: Just SCience IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.
mister-sunny: mister-sunny: the-chosen-juan: mister-sunny: mister-sunny: so i opened my fucking oven today, to see this gooey cheesey shit and i was like - who the fuck left cheese in the fucking oven? then i fucking looked into it anDIT WASNT
sexually-frustrated-doitsu: have you ever read a smut fic that ended up having a really good plot and destroyed your feelings and youre just like i didnt sign up for this shit all i wanted was my otp to do the butt thing
astronomifier: rachelhaimowitz: obsessionisaperfume: deadcatwithaflamethrower: queensimia: palavenblues: holy shit there is a name for it Well damn. Explains a lot. Suddenly I understand some of my fan base a LOT better. That is Awesome.
mallowygoodness: I’m losing my shit I thought this was a parody account but its not
ogress: bapgeek2geekbap: blacknoonajade: cleophatrajones: blackdisneyprincess: LMAO. He said that shit! Non-consensual gardening. Black ish just won EVERYTHING. That was the line that made this show my fave. haven’t seen it
kratz-katz: itsactionsub: kratz-katz: This was awesome ☺ Do not remove my caption or kitties will die! Please don’t add dd/lg captions! Holy shit 😍😍😍😍 Mind your language, young lady! ☝😋
pizza-dome: theevermysteriousowl: LOSING MY SHIT im gunNA VOMIT This was hilarious. Laughing the whole time. Lol
sydsbackltx: tripplex123: meondrugsandstuff: confessionsofasizequeen: damnitsbig: couple4hungxl: nessieboo69: Yea I’d be screaming my head off if that was fucking me WTF…how do we find a guy this hung?!?!! Holy shit! That’s such a a huge
daddieslittleaussieprincess: fetchmeagiraffe: I WOULD LOSE MY SHIT IF I WAS DRIVING AND SAW THIS I WANT ONE bf-bigt
ahoboandhisbox: ileftmyheartinwesteros: jansport: Yep, those birds are spinning. oh my god I thought I drank tsoo muchs alcohol lol kirsten. shut up! Ireally thought I was seeing shit, this is a bad gif for drunkse
nwhotwife: Why am I so GOD DAMN distracted by myself….. 😂😂😂 I was supposed to be a good girl and log off and get my shit together today…. Then I got dressed…. Then this happened….
So today i was talking to my cousin on face book , he told me that he got punched , called a douche , mocked , pushed around , and fucken teabagged by a student from in his language arts class . what the hell has incoming 7th graders gotten into . you
