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Oh shit, I was looking again. Why was I looking again? She was my older sister and I really didn’t think about her that way, but I’ve always been a boob guy. Has she always been this busty? Why am I only noticing now and why can’t I
collegeguyhunger: got this guy on SKOUT while i was driving across state. he was kinda arrogant and thought he was the shit. u know that typical 19 yr old thug swag… lmao enjoy my horny monsters!!!
YO THIS GIRL JUST STRAIGHT UP CAME OVER TO MY LITTLE TABLE AT THE FOOD COURT IN THE MALL AND KNOCKED MY SHIT OFF OF IT CLAIMING I WAS HAVING SEX WITH HER DUDE. I ALMOST GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH A HEAVY SET RACIALLY AMBIGUOUS WOMAN. HER BOYFRIEND WAS THERE
citycreamer2999: yellowhoney89: lickmypussybabii: sext-me-up-alex:So much slurping is making me wet So much slurping mmm already making me so fucking wet Love seeing brown girls This shit is making my pussykatt throb! Wish it was my pussy she was
bodyswap101: Squark, buzzed in my hidden earpiece, it was my boss. He asked how I was. ”the truth boss, shit scared, what if someone recognises me? I mean look at me a chav in a tracksuit, I wouldn’t be seen dead looking like this.” ’chill out
Who was the fucktard who sent me a link to some stupid video with a face and scream because if you were trying to scare me u succeeded. It was 3am and that shit was on blast and her face fucking filled my screen so I had to turn off the computer coz
Wow i was lookin through some old coins my mum just got from some steampunk event and one of them was one letter shy of being worth £200… wow (apparently the f marking on our one was produced a lot whereas one with a d (lol) on it is worth a lot
kinkyturtle: This happened in my town just a few days ago. Her name was Aura Rosser, a woman who probably had a mental illness and was in the Ann Arbor area to try to get help. Police responded to a domestic disturbance, she had a knife and one of
fruk-ya:Ok so my brother got this Marvel poster book and I thought it looked pretty cool so I decided to check it outI was laughing at this one for hoursI love how in character these all arewhat even is this bookthIS IS WHERE I LOST MY SHIT
anowlofthenight:onlyblackgirl: airdick: mariannadominicana: atane: White girl nearly dies from eating ‘spicy’ Doritos. Oh my god weak bitch deserved it LMAOOOOOOOOOOO Aah tumblr. Such a wonderful site.So, after doing some research into this
hentai-ass: jem-sie: hentai-ass: jem-sie Now I see where you got it it was before this was created fo yo infomation….. Oh shit I totally thought you got it from this! My bad, now I feel extra cool
grinchlybear: babygoatsandfriends: dailypizzaeater: pokesmot240: babygoatsandfriends: i don’t know what the context of this is.. but a goat was arrested. holy shit i think this is my coworker’s goat!!!! it recently was arrested. goat got drunk
voidbug: My newest finished piece! This one was a contest entry and one of my largest art projects. I’ve learned a whole lot doing this one - the day following its completion, I kept having so many crazy art epiphanies and ideas I literally could not
extra-vertebrae: YEAH. Finished this last night, but it was 12am by the time I was done staring at it looking for flaws. MEGA BANETTE for my super cool awesome friend Jenna. Ghost Pokemon are the best.
nerdgasmz: nishybix: WELP, FRIENDSHIP IS NO LONGER MY THEME OF THE DAY IT SEEMS. Bitch is gonna fuck yo shit up. (wondering if I should post my ygo (light) guro-shiz… best not lol) MOTHER OF RA THIS
camplazlo: one time in fourth grade i stole this kid’s gameboy and a couple months later we were chillin at my house and he was looking at my stuff and found the gameboy and he was like “wow i used to have one of these” and i asked he wanted
agentdalecooper: the bag my necklaces came in was tiny and my dad just looks at me and says “this is what they sell cocaine in on the streets” and his eyes lit up and he put some baking powder into the bag and put it on the counter and i was like
I cannot even rant on my personal Tumblr anymore cause of my roommate…fuck…. I hate him.. i genuinely hate him. He’s toxic, manipulative, and all around just such a pampered mommas boy that he has no respect for women whatsoever.
thebxb: Had to post this to educate women everywhere. What I said is true and I do this for a living. I didn’t lie I’ve been attacked by 3 men in my life. Once when I was in middle school, two while I was in high school. I know what I’m talking
nerdfaceangst: rad-feminism: “The holocaust was legal, slavery was legal, segregation was legal. If you use the state as a metric for ethics you’ll end up disappointed.” I yelled something similar to this at some dude at my college who
ogxayxay: likehercoffee: I was running, through the six [yes gawd] with my woes- diasporic, religious humor in the midst of communal trauma from terror visited on one of our historical sacred places This video was made ages before the killings tho
humansofnewyork: “I was alone with four kids. My mother was sick. I was making 躔 a week working at a restaurant in Harlem. This Colombian woman told me she could help. She said, ‘We need honest people like you.’ I really needed the money. They
inthedarkcornersofmymind: fat-birds: It never fails to crack me up that the first time I posted this, half of my followers thought this was a picture of a large caterpillar :’) HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS TOO UNTIL I READ THE COMMENT
hollowedskin: fatsexybitch: coffeeandstring: verbalvomits: I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭 I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh. …..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the ground? you just kind of… open ur arms
marionettejones: cradleofcunts: inthedarkcornersofmymind: fat-birds: It never fails to crack me up that the first time I posted this, half of my followers thought this was a picture of a large caterpillar :’) HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS TOO UNTIL
knivesandglitter: cannibalqueenx: edgarwrights: Neil Hilborn’s fucking amazing spoken-word poem - OCD listen here, this man took my heart and ripped it out of my chest and then threw it at a wall w this poem Shit this was intense.
deucenot2: shootmeadub: deucenot2: kodamaface: anostalgicnerd: This was one of the most baffling things of my whole childhood. OHMYGOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS THIS Shit where she at now? 👀
414lilj: ntbx: iamnotjody: gold-dee7: letmeprosper: tiffanytlove: Woah 😭😭😭😭😭 Oh my goodness 😂😂😂 Well I was not expecting that This was fucking dope! Lmao I thought I was watching whole Tyler Perry movie and shit
make-it-rainicorn: inthedarkcornersofmymind: fat-birds: It never fails to crack me up that the first time I posted this, half of my followers thought this was a picture of a large caterpillar :’) HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS TOO UNTIL I READ THE COMMENT
domonificent: samadsavage: jjsinterlude: thetattedstoner: Oh boy This used to be my shit lol This vid was Fly af 🤔 Was That Dascha Polanco, The Cop That Pulled Juelz Out The Car? Never Peeped. But Dipset Ruled The Summer, I Wish They’ll Come
levvykevie: laughingatmyreality: today in math class, I didn’t understand the work so I started doing this to pass the time (and also to make it look like I was doing something). my intent was to fill up the whole paper, but before I finished my
rexuality: OMG. So I was walking back to my apartment and I heard some footsteps and I turned around and there was this guy running straight for me. I started panicking thinking he wanted to wear my skin as a dress. He gets closer and sees me, looking
beyonce-huxtable: hi tumblr :] this my first post ever….i was way skinny..but my boobies and booty are bigger now tho so……
cerebralzero: maketotaldestroyx: Micro Galil. This gun Micro or not has been on the top of my list of guns to own since I was a little dude. First time I saw it was on R. Lee Ermey’s show Mail Call lol. Mail Call was the shit, I really miss that
ashleigh-cd: Set 16 - This was a test shoot with my first corset. It was super cheap and super shit. Needless to say, it was destroyed on it’s first outing and will never be seen again.
themysterywhichbindsmestill: ellen-deselfish: goreandmutilation: i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said i Thats a fucking rockmelon in Australia so this was the most confusing shit ever. “i said i was going to run away and
0ut0fline: prettylittlebirdhouse: untitled by missingmysealcoat on Flickr. holy shit my legs just appeared on my dash and yeah wow this is a big deal for me okay this was like me and my sister just taking pictures and 200+ people reblogged it
tccarson8439: samsungsandiphones: At my Cousin house had to use her laptop! and this was on the desktop….. Get this shit!! She sitting right next to me And showed me and ASKED!!! to put it on my Tumblr!!!!!!!!!!! WTF is wrong with my family! LOL (im
elsentinal: prettyperversion: prettyperversion: Happy Birthday to me Posting this for my birthday. My birthday was this month. I turned 42 and no one gave a shit. @prettyperversion photographer Don’t remove my captions. @neneboss22 she
nerdishh: I was watching The End for the 4u292uo8th time, and I realized… Bobby died from gunshot wounds. Bobby was at Camp Chitaqua. Croats don’t kill people by using guns. People kill Croats or infected people by using guns. Who was the leader
i just remembered the dream i had this morning so my mom and some old lady crashed this super high class fancy dinner which was just filled of old, rich, white people all the tables had those little card reservations by family name or w/e and we picked
It has come to my attention that in this house I’m staying in there are the exact number of cocks that I could potentially please at once… (3 holes, 2 hands.. like a true gangbang) … And I’m not sure what to do with this info so I’m dumping
inthedarkcornersofmymind: fat-birds: It never fails to crack me up that the first time I posted this, half of my followers thought this was a picture of a large caterpillar :’) HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS TOO UNTIL I READ THE COMMENT I still think
deathcore-and-moshpits: laveyan-satanism: laveyan-satanism: My pic i submitted to a few blogs just after i had my first daughter (over a year ago). Lady at the stag shop tied it (i cant do this worth to shit). This was in my drafts i guess it never
There was this woman walking in my college campus wearing a bright blue dress and some white heels and she was already looking fabulous but HOL y fuckin G shit she had these BICEPS THAT WOULD CRACK A WALNUT AND I CPULD PROBABLY PUT A SHOTGLASS ON HER
brigmod: @asynca was awesome enough to contribute to my ko-fi (which meant I could eat at work) so this Tipping The Velvet inspired Widowtracer weird shit is my thank you!Idk what this style is just go with it. Bless you, peddler of fine fics. { ko-fi
mysillycomics:Hell Song
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