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Almost naked fridays. This used to be in my description… took it off because I was annoyed for what I have to put people through. All that scrolling with my depressing appearance. Shit right? :* Does it upset people that I don’t really reblog
I wondered if a supernova ever looked back in its last moments and thought about all those pretty little worlds in its orbit, wept for the loss of them just before its light went out. I wept for mine. - Jean Kirschtein, Oblivion Yes hello I just finish
inthedarkcornersofmymind: fat-birds: It never fails to crack me up that the first time I posted this, half of my followers thought this was a picture of a large caterpillar :’) HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT IT WAS TOO UNTIL I READ THE COMMENT
~click for big~ my super quick entry for let’s draw sherlock i was gonna skip this theme because i have way too much shit to do this month BUT then the idea of a goat got into my head and i couldn’t pass on the opportunity to draw a goat
Mr. Newsman - Maximo Shut the fuck up Bowmore and let me tell you about motherfucking Maximo. I tried playing this piece of shit with my Best Friend, now this guy had beaten the shit out of the game, but when I was trying to get him to help me with it
smilingsiarra: sailorhitler: i-am-sick-of-your-tattoos: Fuck all the suicide hotlines and shit for a second. Reblog this just in case; you never know who might need it. where was this when my dog was dying ): this could save a loved one.
karaboos: Art trade with @cartoonyafterdark I did read the petplay fanfic and let me tell you a thing That shit was great
Invincible #126 this “reboot” arc started really cool, and the second part was fun and all, but this one… omg… first half is all neat and bittersweet but the second half… is cruel like… really cruel, like damn Kirkman…
etahad: shrineofelena: juniqs: mahdic: amir khusrow (1253–1325 CE) this changed my life this was written before the printing press was invented and it still sounds like a modern day shitpost how is this a shit post lol… its a great poem
sabrerine911: Nina slappin the shit out of Lili done.A sketchy remake of a piece I did waay back in 2013.May post the two next to eachother later todayThe history of this piece back in the day was simply this,I really hated Lily,Nina was my favorite
bigbootiejuicy: Gettin started. This nigga was a true freak. He loved just looking at my shit n playing with it. My favorite shit. Jus let me sit there, back arched and you touch, smack and rub all over me. Get the juices flowing…juicybootie
Dear fucking LORD, I left my room and noticed that the lights were on downstairs, meaning my parents are home. I asked them how long ago they got back and THANK FUCKING GOD it was after I finished recording. Shit, I was horrified for more than a moment
taylor-ruth: i had a generous sample packet of this in my purse and i did not know it was 300 dollar face cream i thought it was i don’t know my roommate buys a lot of shit from sephora and i thought it was like.. 30 dollar serum whatever you know
lissanaria: destinyrush: teealwayschillin: nevaehtyler: this is iconic This shit is so hilarious Dude: Do you wanna get married?Girl: Yes.Dude: …..I gotta….. I died lmao. That’s what they get for catcalling. Dumbass motherfuckers.
thekingwizard: One time my friend sent me these pictures, with no explanation, and then called me, and I thought she was crying, but apparently she was laughing really hard. It was the scariest ten minutes of my life. This is what happens when you
babesbooksandbattles: scdub: babefield: islandgod: africanaquarian: if any of you are bored you could try taking this color oracle assessment. it’s interesting this shit dragged my ass within the first two lines of text, I’m done! me as well
incognergroes: tkdancer: incognergroes: rasdivine: This is exactly the mindset of many, many Brazilians. When I was born, it was like a celebration and everyone was telling my mom how lucky she was to have such a white daughter. It’s fucked up.
turing-tested: turing-tested: why didnt you call the cops or cps? how about this: when i was 9 and my stepdad beat me until i passed out and i told my friends at school, my teacher over heard and i was interviewed by cps. they also went to my house
bluemoonpassion: eccentric-nae: evening-interlude: stunningscorpio: I just wanted her on my dashboard tbh. This woman’s body is otherworldly. Holy hell 😍😍😍 She’s the shit.She always was the shit.She always gone be the shit. 👑
the-la-li-lu-le-lowdown: My day was literal shit until I saw this. I was on the verge of a panic attack until I caught this cat on this Camaro. Now all is well. God bless America. #cars #cats
cassiecomehome:eternallyphan:I KNEW SHIT LIKE THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN I FUCKING KNEW IT AND THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I FUCKING HATE THE BOOKS AND ESPECIALLY THE FILM (x) My friend was actually the one who turned him in, because she was too afraid to turn him
ileftmyheartinwesteros: Just watched a scary movie with Nick and it reminded me of an instance that happened years ago. I was working in this shop and it was the closing shift. My store was rather large and it was really creepy at night when some of
yungelonmusk: blazeduptequilamonster: clarknokent: 11-11-1992:y0hoem0:Bruh.. Lol memories man Bruh this was some of the most frustrating shit! Yall are triggering me.. this shit use to make me wanna hulk thee fuck out… OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
cocoashas: cocoashas: deezcandiedyamztho: cocoashas: This why I don’t help ppl, u get real Hellen Kellar when I ask for my shit bck but was humble as shit whn ya hand was out smh…it took for a FB post to even get a response but now u wanna get
mu5icliz: churchoftahno: imabagginsofbagend: i-am-a-slumberbatch: cumber-bear: I was just casually scrolling down my dash and when I saw this, thought it was John and Sherlock. I lost my shit omg. O.o Oh my word, I did too. John and Sherlock
evilrick: evilrick: this guy at my job has a gIANT crush on me and i gave him a paper that he thought was my number but its really my amazon wishlist he has a tumblr and saw this welcome to my shit blog
62bitgaming: citytrial: babylonian: jmcvee: This guy is my new hero. He just started giving us a crazy show while we was playing Mario Kart. This is one of the later videos. this fucking owns @growlithez @notvideogameswe need to step up our game
“Oh, God…holy shit.” Lisa grabbed my head, fingers tangling in my hair. “That’s amazing…oh…fuck…” I sped up the movements of my fingers, sucking harder on her engorged clit. She was close, and this was where I
mother-superior-jumped-the-gun: smilingsiarra: sailorhitler: i-am-sick-of-your-tattoos: Fuck all the suicide hotlines and shit for a second. Reblog this just in case; you never know who might need it. where was this when my dog was dying ): this
so this man came into my job today and tried to pay for his coffee with his black amex card…. that shit is TOO THICK for our credit card swiper so i was like, um, it’s not working. THEN this dude tried to hand me a benjamin like WHY WOULD
novemberlenox: cobradeus: svveden: no drummer has shit on this dude did nOT think this was going to be as incredible as it was when i started this At the 1:30 mark & onward, I flooded my house with moistness.
eccentric-nae: evening-interlude: stunningscorpio: I just wanted her on my dashboard tbh. This woman’s body is otherworldly. Holy hell 😍😍😍 She’s the shit.She always was the shit.She always gone be the shit.
lumos5001: dangerhamster: this looks like something out of a film but this was legit how this was announced holy shit I never realised how pretentiously awesome British traditions were I wish my birth had this much fanfare
memewhore: lampsarepeopletoo: i got home and my dad said “THERE’S SPERM ON YOUR BED” and i was like shit did i forget to clean up this morning but then he said “go get it and bring it out here” and at this point im confused as shit so i
sunkissedgirlwearingpearls: the-preplife: jsantagato: This is the most G shit i’ve seen on Tumblr This was on my local news for like a week haha well shit.
cherrycocaine-x4: chingada-y-que: titabnita: makilikesflowers: firmeprincess: hvrmosa: princeyoungho: this is the best msg to young girls ever This shit was my ringtone 😂 Prima j need to make a comeback PRIMA J :)) This was one of the
demho3zhatinq: sincerelysterek: 100minas: honeybeys: this is when i lost my shit I don’t see how people can hate Beyoncé Les twins 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽 This was the moment the world was panicking and wondering if Beyonce was actually blessing
ellen-deselfish: goreandmutilation: i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said i Thats a fucking rockmelon in Australia so this was the most confusing shit ever. “i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said
retiredhitler:kiiaramariiediiaz:ayoaprell: Well SHIT Stop. THIS FREAKED ME OUT SO MUCH. My sister and I were talking about how we used to love the shapes and how that cereal was our shit, and our mom was like “I don’t remember them being fruit
tomhiddlestonswife: this little shit is literally the worst thing to show up in your bathroom while you’re on the toilet I was gonna trigger warning tag this, but I see Ainee already did. I was grabbing a receipt from a book on my dresser and one
boobs/cleavage will apparently get you shit at concerts or not even boobs…but just chest (let’s be real, I have no cleavage) will apparently get you shit I had my cardigan unbuttoned because it was hot as balls and the event staff guy gave
I was super high energy tonight (how and why) and vacuumed and did all the dishes and was sort of productive but then had nothing else I wanted to do and now I started lurkingon fb amd tumblr my old crushes likewhy did i do this to myself !!!!
ilovepsych: meggannn: #Thank god I thought this was gonna be another pretentious quote about how Tumblr’s favorite villains are not actually evil #READING THIS WAS LIKE THE BIGGEST PLOT TWIST OF MY LIFE this is a spongebob reference you shits
katblaque: kimreesesdaughter: cocaineteas: plasticroyal: so let me tell y'all how this went, it was 6 in the morning i was sucking dick Started running all in my nose and shit but I don’t give a fuck ‘cause a bitch don’t quit! This is my
So hot and humid in my house atm that any paper I draw on gets damaged from just sitting there and I can forget about erasing stuff. Old art dump. Yeah I’m still finding this shit. 1st is a random zombie thing. The second one was the true form
xopachi replied to your photo:http://www.patreon.com/RBG So after thinking… I was wondering where the Hell you’ve been. Everywhere but tumblr pretty much. Had some shit go down irl and then some art shit so didn’t feel like posting
Like I honestly feel like a part of my childhood is over, this was the hype-est shit I’ve seen, no filler that was unnecessary and HOLY SHIT JIRAIYA’S HAND OVER NARUTO’S LAST RASENGAN FUCK
downuntothealtar:tooquirkytolose:ok but did every kid have a certain historical time period that they were REALLY into?? like I was super into the california gold rush when I was 9 for no reasonyou can tell who is boring by looking through the reblogs
