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princeowl: really sick of seeing so much hate directed towards the police on here. look, we get it, you prefer sting’s solo work, i like it too alright? that doesnt mean ‘every little thing she does is magic’ and ‘can’t stand losing you’
heidiwiggin: “I don’t blame the average seventeen-year-old punk-rock kid for calling me a sellout,” Cobain adds. "I understand that. And maybe when they grow up a little bit, they’ll realize there’s more things to life than living
thecsph: Sex positivity means many things, but it does not mean that all sex is positive or enjoyable.
totheonesthatsavemefromyself: “The most audacious thing I could possibly state in this day and age is that life is worth living. It’s worth being bashed against. It’s worth getting scarred by. It’s worth pouring yourself over every one of
mccartney-stole-my-rubber-soul: i’d like to go back in time to when the most controversial thing in the world wasn’t terrorists or other scary crap, but instead was that the beatles had long hair
antoniomadness: gundamdick: ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind
shubbabang: So I work at target now and one of my favorite things to do when I hear something in the next aisle fall is to drop what I’m doing and stand at the end of that aisle like so:
youknowyouareasurvivorwhen: you have to keep reminding yourself that: yes, those things really happened to you no, you’re not overreacting or mis-remembering yes, it “counts” yes, you deserve to share your truths
thefunkiscrazy: “Recently I was told that sometimes you get a gift for life, which no one can remove. Even when you have the illusion these things have been removed, they always come back to you, they’re yours for life. I never really thought
suchacard: beautilation: X-ray image of a pregnant cat with six kittens. Yknow how sometimes life is just so cool you can’t even believe that things work
seselapod: I THINK MY FAVORITE THING IS WHEN PEOPLE GET REALLY MAD OR FRUSTRATED OR SAD IN THEIR TAGS AND YELL ABOUT HOW UPSET THEY ARE IN ALL CAPS AND THEYRE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE THAT TAG REGULARLY SO IT’S JUST ALL THIS SCREAMING AND THEN LIKE fandom
dekurisu: NO BUT REALLY DID YOU KNOW BABY OTTERS ARE THE MOST ADORABLE LITTLE THINGS??????? LOOK AT THAT ONE. LOOK AT HOW HAPPY IT IS OMFG
punkwithspunk: pearl jam should do a vote thing where fans can pick the next city they play in. imagine that.
kittenbuttz: afire-inside: original-romancer: That is the most punk thing I’ve seen all day humpty dumpty fell off the pUNK ASS WALL You
alcoholicgifts: hulkstina: fedoraharp: franklyitsscarlett: humans-of-pdx: “I had a bacterial infection when I was two that turned into gangrene. People don’t believe all the things I can do. Like write. I have some of the best handwriting
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
sassy-spoon: danielkanhai: how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice. out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst
overlypolitebisexual: every time i point out that sexualising things explicitly linked to little girls/children is fucked up i get messages like “be careful not to kink shame!! uwu!!” go fuck yourselves you deserve to be shamed
thethoughtsofskylight: lacigreen: 90s info brochures are generally painfully corny but this one is perty on point This would be the only thing in recorded history that I would take seriously while printed in Comic Sans.
the-awesome-adventurer: the-awesome-adventurer: the-awesome-adventurer: I think the snapchats of my math teacher are the only thing I’ll be remembered for and I’m okay with that I got suspended, Thursday school, and moved to an entirely different
lmaoalien: tripleayebitch: rararachelmarie: voguedorito: every time i fall asleep my brother steals my laptop and somehow logs on and takes pictures on my webcam. Give that kid a medal. This is probably the best thing I’ve seen on here
nevertrustthepenguin: adriofthedead: shrineheart: jongatsby: we have stereotypes for aliens we have stereotypes for things we don’t even know anything about FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT maybe that’s why they won’t visit us they think we’re
hyperactivetardis: kia-kaha-winchesters: cheefkief: sicut-es-unda: Grass cells under a microscope. THEY LOOK SO HAPPY “the sun is our mommy and she is big and very beautiful!” that was the cutest thing I have ever read
slavette: “if you’re 18 why do you still ask your parents for permission” I seriously thought it was normal to ask permission to do things from the people that own the house you live in and provide for you, even if you’ve reached the
skitsskat: Things I hope to see on this site in 2015: People actually understanding when someone doesn’t know a lot about a certain issue and talking to them about it to help them understand better instead of calling them “miserable trash that deserves
agelfeygelach: armouredswampert: agelfeygelach: little-yogi: It’s a cute little thing though. Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout the world as ill omens. Especially when they
unclefather: my mom told me that my grandma won’t watch ellen because she’s gay but little does she know i’m gay and she watches me do things all the time. she’s gonna be so mad
brobecks: i like wearing lipstick because you leave marks on literally everything omg. kiss a boy’s cheek? my boy now. drink out of a cup? my cup forever. don’t even think about having coffee out of that thing. it’s like marking your territory
inscendo: “and we didn’t talk after that” is probably the saddest thing to say
jesse-pinkman:What’s the most embarrassing thing to happen to you guys on stage?Andy: These guys have all fallen at various times. That’s embarrassing for them — and me.Patrick: It’s embarrassing for me to be associated with them!Andy: I’m a
spamano-butt-sex:Brenthc : the-cyanide-Exploder : Redirisheyes : I wish I could trust people the way he trusts science. To be fair, most of science is far more predictable and constant than people. “The good thing about science is that it’s
heartshapedhappymeal:mysoulisinorbit: jemmasimmns: please don’t make people with depression feel guilty for their lack of interest in things or their inability to motivate themselves please and thank you goodbye on that note, please don’t make
theactualharrystyles:“you only started liking it cause everyone else did”well yeah everyone was talking about it i got curious i watched it and i liked it how is that a bad thing
livingthereinaflower: “I personally find the way the world is put together beautiful. When now I walk through my record collection, I realize that non of those albums could have ever been made if it weren’t for those bad things. If no one had
afire-inside:original-romancer:That is the most punk thing I’ve seen all day humpty dumpty fell off the pUNK ASS WALL
livingthereinaflower:“I’m not somebody who’s really big on going on vacations or things like that. For me it’s about playing music all the time and about studying music all the time. Listening to music all the time…. ” (John Frusciante)
salty-and-slightlyspicy: lehanan-aida: ass-ume: onlylolgifs: Hugh Herr: The new bionics that let us run, climb and dance oh my god they did it! This is probably the most impressive and beautiful thing I’ve seen in years. This is amazing. As much
kanrose:kanrose: STUFF TO NOT EVER DO: tell a person with depression/anxiety/eating disorder that their illness makes YOU suffernever ever do this please this is the worst fucking thing you could ever tell someone who is sick I got anon hate for this
One of the things my sociology teacher said that stuck with me
armouredswampert: agelfeygelach: little-yogi: It’s a cute little thing though. Sometimes it is hard to remember that owls are incredibly dangerous predators seen by cultures throughout the world as ill omens. Especially when they look like toasted
define-werewolf:ignitiondorks:Things I wish my mom had told me:To play DS games on a 3DS without it looking like a blurry mess, press select while booting up a game. That will shrink the game down to it’s original resolution.Reblogging to save a life
grapejellyking: aesthetically-pleasingg:simonsjumpers:chresmomancy:unclefather:kouha:ive gone like 18 years without knowing that hot chocolate and hot cocoa are different things….i’m 20 years old and this is new to mewhat’s the difference thoughHot
nashvilleprep:Hearing people say “i can see you doing that” after telling them what you want to do in life is honestly the best thing ever
mytiredbones: Anyone else remember when Everclear was on Ned’s Declassified? That was the coolest thing ever when I was a kid.
boys-and-suicide: I don’t want my kids growing up afraid to tell me things. You drank? Okay. You smoked? Okay. You’re struggling? That’s alright. I want them to be able to talk to me without feeling like they’re going to be punished, so they
justdoitdaily-fitblr:Sunday nights can be pretty rough. Try not to let yourself get too sad or anxious about the week ahead. You can get through anything that’s going to happen this week. You will do marvelous things and it’ll be WONDERFUL.
lmaoalien:tripleayebitch: rararachelmarie: voguedorito: every time i fall asleep my brother steals my laptop and somehow logs on and takes pictures on my webcam. Give that kid a medal. This is probably the best thing I’ve seen on here so far
frenzym: dontletthisheartgo: kaalashnikov:Self help tip: Do one thing a day that scares you. Text someone first. Ask your crush to hang out. Purposefully irritate a wild raccoon. Fuck a cactus. The only one stopping you is yourself. Don’t fuck a
watchtheskytonight:scootaloo-pootaloo: scottishtempertantrum: her little face jkhgkfyfh j One good thing about this movie: he could have said “no, shooting arrows is not for little girls” but instead he said “no, shooting with that big bow is
sunflower-pandemonium: Okay but why is this a thing to care about? tell girls that big boobs are preferred and they try to look good. Then we criticize them for using tools to enhance their own boobs. It’s bullshit.
theboycourt: So among a whole lot of other things, the white media is just going to ignore the fact that this man is dating a fucking middle schooler.
thefoxxinthehat: My thing is, have sex whenever you decide to want to have sex. You want to have sex on the first night, go ahead. You want to have sex after 20 dates, go ahead. You want to never have sex, go ahead. People think that someone’s sexual
constable-connor: cjoycoolio: continuity done right But that’s a weird thing to shout in class.
d4ftpunks:balconyscene:illplaytheromeoyouplaythejuliet:I feel as fucking useless as a white fucking crayon u just gotta find someone who prefers black paper my friend that was the most beautiful thing i’ve ever read
psych2go: SourceTo clarify, this does not mean actively looking for distractions. It means laying down in bed telling yourself not to fall asleep so that it acts like a reverse psychology kind of thing to help you fall asleep.
troylersombrero: herestothegirlthatwreckedmyworld: wellisnthatwizard: hohenheiny: YOU GUYS SO I ACTUALLY DID THIS A FEW MONTHS AGO AND I DIDNT EVEN THINK THEY LOOKED AT THIS SORT OF THING SO BY THE TIME THE DELIVERY MAN CAME I HAD FORGOTTEN THAT I
1017sosa300:seeing-ls-deceiving:iammrsturtle: ultrafacts: Source For more facts, follow Ultrafacts That is the sweetest thing ever. My frozen soul started to melt while reading this. My little cousin is blind and she goes to a community Easter
