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istillloveparamore: things on tumblr that remind me of paramore are the best
kansass: The worst thing is when when you’re home alone singing really really loudly and then finding out that u aren’t actually alone
rneerkat: the fact that 2x2 and 2+2 equal the same thing makes me happy
jesussbabymomma: DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
anchors-awaysailor: Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower: -shave -shampoo hair -condition hair -wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off) -wash the body -try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out -did i mention shave that
theonyx: dumbscar: HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY OK THAT IS THE CUTEST THING EVER
bara-brows: mlpbryce: bbcbecausebenedictcumberbatch: radcoolswag: punkrockghoul: i did a thing SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID IT ROCK ON ROCK ONNNNNNNN I just love that a scarf covers up the “good bits” but a bandeau bikini top shows the good bits and
ehmanuelle: gifs that don’t make sense are my favourite thing like and i just
bara-brows: if you start mentioning a time in history that i know about buckle up for me expelling every single thing i know about it
If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit they’re fucking awesome this one thing here can be made into: different variations of fries regular, curly, waffle. It can be made into chips or ruffly you can make hashbrowns
themajesticmountainscold: moffats-army: theuppitynegras: siuilaruin: aria-brook: gentlenight: wallflowersperk: penchant-for-raising-cain: “You fight like a girl.” I’m sorry I didn’t realise that was a bad thing Reblogging
barnacleboyofficial: maljoylove: indiscoverable: stardustkr7: justplainsomething: morice: songs that have an amazingly catchy and cool tune but really uncomfortable lyrics I think we’re all thinking of the same thing but don’t dare speak its
onepilots: my favorite hobby is going on bands’ merch page and adding things to my cart knowing full well that i’ll never have it ever
suchacard: beautilation: X-ray image of a pregnant cat with six kittens. Yknow how sometimes life is just so cool you can’t even believe that things work
amadaun23: I always imagined that the music thing would stop. To this day I think OK well this is probably our last record. Dave Grohl
cocokat: reminder that the Regis are the scariest fucking thing ever produced in a children’s game
amadaun23: I thought Superunknown was pretty optimistic, inspirational. It might have spoken of dark things or a dark feeling but there was always something in it, even lyrically, that suggested “Hey, you’ve hit the bottom, now there’s only up.”
bluhstrider: djpaige: But srsly though If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green Stay away from the thing Everything lime green is evil Just remember that. Everything
beastjpg: abbyinparadise: exam: in a scale from 1 to “i love the beatles” how boring are you? it’s not like the beatles created the revolution that spawned every fucking thing you listen to on the radio or anything
lifewasted: when the guys in PJ are smiling and laughing and joking everything is just perfect in the world man that’s my favorite thing
bombing: attention shoppers, will the owner of the blue monster truck parked outside please report to the front. that thing is fucking sick and the manager wants to shake your hand
toastoat: PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME
danimotown: v-irgi-n: myownfashiionbook: hoes-nd-clothes: scarletdeflankers: #TeamBlackMermaid I fvcking love this 😩🙌 That hair☺️ how awesome Yoooooooooo this would have changed things during my childhood.
weavemunchers: so i asked my friend to photoshop a picture of waluigi over my boob so i could send it to the dumb boys that ask/have already asked me for nudes and the reactions are amazing i think iv found my new favorite thing to do
madkingrian: Things every girl looks for in a perfect guy beautiful brown eyes able to work any hair color and style love for Halloween has 2 dogs that he loves more than life amazing singing voice looks good with and without facial hair skull tattoo
penis-hilton: don’t you hate all these posts that are just white people holding things
dovaking27: Michael Jackson tells Bubbles the chimp in sign language to sit the fuck down and stop stealing sips of his tea. That’s the most gangsta thing I’ve ever seen.
poopinthespeedforce: this remains the least funniest thing anyone has ever posted on the internet and I want to repost it here so we can reflect on how low humanity can go it is so unfunny that every time I look at it it actually steals future laughs
princess-neville: making fun of girls for having “daddy issues” is literally the most illogically cruel thing i can think of haha “hey you! your dad sucked! i bet that really impacted your life and the way you form relationships with other people
craigdaniels-deactivated2014032: She don’t care what kind of things people used to do and she don’t care that what she does has an effect on you,‘cause she’s got freedom in the 21st Century. [x]
One of the things I like the most about The Doors is that listening to their lyrics is like reading a good poetry book.
piranhabat: jakemalik: *drops food on floor* germs: go get it! quick! king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy
vnished: p1ants: i think freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks and scars are probably the coolest thing, you started with almost a blank canvas and look at u now, all this evidence that you’ve lived and the sun has shone on you and
clearbay: I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT
stem-cell: nortonism: The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie culture because apparently men
The amazing thing about the Toy Story trilogy is the fact that they waited 10 years to conclude the story, so that a story about nostalgia made you feel nostalgic towards the original content.
prepare-for-stupid: dontyouwannadance: Yo its’ okay if you’re a white girl who likes Uggs and spray tans and pop music and instagramming your Starbucks. Don’t let tumblr make you think for one minute that liking things like that makes you inferior.
take-this-sinking-ship: y0ulittleshit: soybeanbaby: Every time I hate my body I remember that there are millions of old rich white men who benefit from my self hatred and if there’s one thing I hate, it’s old rich white men so I snap out of that
korra-sensation-domination: swedens: I love this image so much. I’ve seen some women who are offended by this and say it’s ridiculous that her cleavage is showing and things of that sort. Personally, I think it’s great. Why should we have an image
whitebeyonce: the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
faygofuckyourself: korra-sensation-domination: swedens: I love this image so much. I’ve seen some women who are offended by this and say it’s ridiculous that her cleavage is showing and things of that sort. Personally, I think it’s great. Why
jobhaver: redgrieve: Why is being told that Marilyn Manson removed his lower two ribs so he could suck his own dick in middle school like a common thing why is that an experience every American child goes through i just don’t federal mandates on
tenkenryu: jaclcfrost: going to college is great getting married is great having children is great but implying that there’s something wrong with people who don’t want to do those things and that they’ll never feel fulfilled in life if they never
savingpeoplehunting-things: doritos-maragaritos: theramen: wellhellotello: fckingmajeliblood: so-much-hilarity: I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is
waspunk: “We’ve always been this weird island. We were considered grunge but somehow, in history, we’re not in that gang. We’re not Riot Grrrl. We’re not that gang. It’s weird. We were always our own thing. And all the stuff going down
noisier:making fun of someone’s acne or appearance in general is such a rude and disrespectful thing to do and if you’re like that then i feel bad for you for being that kind of a person
kirbystina: kirbystina:WHEN MY GRANDMOTHER TOLD ME THAT SHE SHARED SOMETHING ON MY FACEBOOK TIMELINE, THIS IS THE LAST THING I EXPECTED. Proof that you are never too old to shitpost. How inspirational.
sixpenceee: My Dad Started Acting Weird by reddit user kingslayer111 Now that I think of it, my first indication things were wrong is that day when we heard dad shouting loudly upstairs. “Bad. Dog. Bad Fucking Dog. Stop looking at me you stupid
humorous:patrick-leaf:this-ugly-flower:death-limes:“omg i love Harry! his British accent is so cute!” THAT RED THING IS CALLED HARRY? can you not talk about prince harry like that? hey may be a redhead by he also has feelings
legalwifi: sometimes i read some textposts and i realize that i’m not the only one thinking about stupid things and that makes me happy
tralasciare:miucciapet:honestly i think the only reason being a hoe is considered a bad thing is that it implies that men are replaceable to you and it hurts their feelings so they put you down for itThe accuracy
xxxmindinchains: “I just think that anytime you start critiquing art, the media, or ya know, critics, will start reviewing things against each other… you cant do that. Ya know, art, music, it’s all interpretive, and it’s up to the individual.”
mrsfadedglory: albums like superunknown kinda freak me out bc all the songs are really good and i dont mean oh yeah i like that, its more like OMFG LET ME ABSORB and thats a rare thing anyway, but the whole album??? how.
snowqueenrue: snowqueenrue: now that snemes are a thing can we give some context to “she wear snort snirt i wear sneep snop” no seriously. i feel that “she wear snort snirt” was ahead of its time. perhaps even clairvoyant. a time-traveling
grosstling: bakrua:life could probably be worse. milk could have pulp. that’s a pretty shitty thing we don’t have to live with I could have gone my whole life without imagining that sensation