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Oh the things you’ll see as you wander about the Library (hey that rhymes!) ;) Welcome to another edition of Erotic Storybook Saturday! We have two wonderful ladies returning this week and a performance by HotCoffeeandCream that I was unable to
malepossessions: story and images requested by bodstart Alien Jocks And Their Hot Socks (rhyme intended) I held a jar that was crawling with tiny silver creatures that looked like bugs. Each one an individual thing that would crawl into their bodies
mytoxicfate: officialstegosaurus: my favorite thing to do in the christmas season is remind my overly religious family that this is what cindy lou who looks like now, that she sings in a rock band and how much I love her, then watch as they get really
who else has seen that new movie in that series that came out today? or else knows all the things that begin with S and rhyme with oilers.I came up with a fanfic idea that devastated one friend, I need to devastate more friends now. Need volunteers.
rhymes-with-grape: things-that-define-us: l0n3lystrang3r yes please 😍 Unf
oliviatheelf: lizywkim: starryeyedlunatic: fucksociety95: this picture should have more then the amounts of notes it has, this shows us that not ever thing is “picture perfect” and that behind that smile and those eyes there is fear . So i beg
thats-slightly-raven: satan-is-my-fucking-name: thats-slightly-raven: boobs would be a lot cooler if you could unzip your underboob and store things in it like a pencil case what u heard me
faize: when you get into a new thing and all you really care about is that thing and you’re destroying your blog spamming that thing so you have to start pretending to care about other things so there’s some variety
uglyfun: I love this scene. There’s something about it that is deeply appealing to me for a reason I’m unsure of. There are specific things I like about it that I can name. The gags are clever and lighthearted. It reminds me of that weird makeover
socialnetworkhell: “Consensual sex” is just sex. To say that implies that there is such a thing as “non consensual sex”, which there isn’t. That’s rape. That is what it needs to be called. There is only sex or rape. Do not
spudsexuall: It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven
jack-o-alltrades: hopeless-dreamer00: reschultzed: so i blinked that many times but nothing happened. is something supposed to happen? nobody tell I wonder how many small things he can fit in that locker? Probably all of them.
simpledoyle: “The best thing about it is, I think, that…you learn from each other, you know, and you…you’re inspired by each other. For me, Temple of the Dog grew out of that.” - Chris Cornell
sweptoutofmymind: today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.
jeffreyament: “We’ve always been this weird island. We were considered grunge but somehow, in history, we’re not in that gang. We’re not Riot Grrrl. We’re not that gang. It’s weird. We were always our own thing. And all the stuff going
susemoji: glass-cases: So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one that’s why storms are named after people
istillloveparamore: fuckyeahhayleywilliams: AND HOW YOU HAD NO IDEA AND COULD NEVER IMAGINE THAT YOU’D END UP ON A GIANT CRUISE SHIP IN THE BAHAMAS WITH THEM ^^ Or that they decided they would make Parahoy a thing they’d continue to do **sobs**
kirschteinvevo: anon hate is like the weakest thing ever. imagine anon hate in real life. imagine a stranger running up to you with a bag over their head and screaming at you. imagine that. thats anon hate.
redgrieve: Why is being told that Marilyn Manson removed his lower two ribs so he could suck his own dick in middle school like a common thing why is that an experience every American child goes through i just don’t
thecatantichristishere: rabbitrecycle: donaldkaneda: owo: punkmonksteven: lalatula: *does the anime character with glasses thing* Does that really work though? What…? that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!! ok here goes NO Okay, there’s
yelyahwilliams: marielxhearts: Hayley what glitter do you use? That is amazing shine power!!! that’s some urban decay glitter pen thing with mac glitter pigment on top! layer that shiz all day!!!
helioscentrifuge: theeverfreeforest: UM OK YOU SEE THAT LITTLE FLESH COLOURED THING POKING OUT OF HER HAIR?? UM YEAH OK AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THATS THE APEX OF HER FUCKING HEAD BECAUSE THAT IS JUST DOWNRIGHT UNACCEPTABLE. HOW DOES SHE HAVE SUCH A
stem-cell: rosalarian: pourquoi-nutmeg: nortonism: The thing about this is that sculptures like these in art history were for the male gaze. Photoshop a phone to it and suddenly she’s seen as vain and conceited. That’s why I’m 100% for selfie
fieldbears: I think every writer/artist has that one story/drawing that gets completely skipped over, and they’d never say it aloud, but inside they’re like ‘fuck all y'all, that’s one of the best things I’ve done’ plus one
ambivalentlyyours: “A very important thing is not to make up your mind that you are any one thing.”― Gertrude Stein
floozys: it’s so weird that men can make endless misogynistic comments and not have to reassure people that they don’t hate women but when women, especially those in the spotlight, talk about things concerning women they feel an overwhelming need
lizzymercierdescloux1979: things girls do that I love: offer their friends sips of their coffee drinks without being asked scratch each others back say things like “smell this lotion I bought this weekend” compliment each other’s eyebrows that
fieldbears: britneyjustin: britsanity: Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.” T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in
amadaun23: I resent the fact that a parental warning sticker has to be included on an album as cover art. To me that’s censorship……When people complain that these things are harmful to their children, what they really mean is that it scares the
alexputyourpantsbackon: Things that will make me fall for you: singing around me, even if you’re not the best talking about movies and books you love telling me jokes, yes including the stupid ones sharing your music with me really talking to me…about
bigbardafree: deciding i was pretty was the best thing that i ever did one day i was just like fuck this im pretty and i was
shockabsorbant:nossidami: This is a real dinosaur foot. It still amazes me that these things were REAL and that we’re finding things like this. Skeletons are one thing but this foot is freaking wild.
officialvulcant:i am against fifty shades of grey because i am against:inaccurate portrayals of what bdsm should be likeabuse/rape disguised as bdsmabuse and rape no matter whatshitty writing in generali am not against:porn/smutwomen reading things that
alexputyourpantsbackon:Things that will make me fall for you:singing around me, even if you’re not the best talking about movies and books you love telling me jokes, yes including the stupid ones sharing your music with me really talking to me…about
venula: thing i would like to do: kiss your face kiss not your face see you smile always idk buy you things make you mac and cheese learn all your favourite songs tell you that u r a cutie have a sleepover without sleep u feel me etc
adrenaline:3 things that makes me stress:hot days annoying people stand close to annoying people in hot days
davidabbruzzese: #i think that if i got to interview them one of the things i would do is just show them this with no context and just get their raw reactions i actually really do think about that a lot and i don’t understand why no one’s done that
daxjpg:Can we stop acting like depression is all sad poems and love songs? Depression is being tired without doing anything, it’s not being able to eat when you haven’t eaten all day, it’s feeling guilty of things that aren’t your fault, it’s
arcticmoshing:semperready:percuigiochiamoci:impossibile non rebloggare, aiutoyou don’t really see enough of this. This is one of those things that makes you wanna cry instantly
megasixtyfour: “Hey, can you come to this event thing that you have no interest in?” “There’s free food.”
ascoutinglevi:this-ugly-flower:death-limes:“omg i love Harry! his British accent is so cute!” THAT RED THING IS CALLED HARRY? oi mate “that red thing” is a member of the royal family
sixpenceee: Also here’s a compilation of all things that will make horror fans squeal with delight
spyderqueen: misandrwitch: Hands up if large groups of aggressively loud white boys in your vicinity freak you out One of the things that bonds women, POC, and LGBTQA+ together: The fear of white men in numbers.
dontletthisheartgo: alexputyourpantsbackon: Things that will make me fall for you: singing around me, even if you’re not the best talking about movies and books you love telling me jokes, yes including the stupid ones sharing your music with me really
does anyone else get insanely romantically frustrated, like i know sexual frustration is a thing but sometimes i get super intense cravings for soft kisses or make out sessions or cuddling naps or things like that and it’s way more frustrating to me
nataliaquerida:ourheartsarewildcreatures:Avoid people who:mess with your head.can’t and won’t apologise sincerely.expect you to prioritise them but refuse to prioritise you.intentionally and repeatedly do and say things that they know upset you.5.
sixpenceee: did you ever become friends with someone so beautiful? and then they started telling you about the douchebags in their lives that did horrible things to them, like cheat and lie. and the only thing running through your mind is “who would
whole-lies-and-half-smiles: This is the worst thing that has ever happened to me
charlavail: My momma capturing some things that make me happy
paigeyylushh: bigbardafree: deciding i was pretty was the best thing that i ever did one day i was just like fuck this im pretty and i was i’m reblogging this twice because this is probably the truest statement I’ve ever come across. And it holds
partyhardees: oceane-water: empresspinto:hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.also that your lunch tastes good, you find twenty dollars on the ground, and that thing coming up that you were dreading turns
roastbeefyweefs: This is the funniest thing that has ever happen to me
viewparadise: gotitforcheap: someone on tumblr seeing people enjoying things: hmm did you know that creator of thing you are enjoying kicked a dog last week? don’t ask for sources just stop having a fun time It’s the Tumblr way, and how dare you
indoril-niehaus: favorite thing about sleater-kinney: that thing carrie does (from this epic video)
michaeljacksonisbae: idk-just-hi: i get amused in no time , when i say things that rhyme On point
lustylimericks: Gets Me There is one great thing that always gets me, Out of all of the things that she lets me: When kissing her twat, It makes me so hot. I just hope that she never forgets me! Follow me. You know you want to!A new naughty rhyme
imsoglitter:imsoglitter:Women are from Venus because it rhymes with penis (thing that women have) and men are from Mars because if you rearrange the letters in ‘mars’ you get 'arms’ (thing that men have)This gender shit is easy
