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fasterfood: half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that
alayhwmikibo: lilmotel: envyadams: today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”
lilmotel: envyadams: today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”
ouendanl: i love when news relating to miku hatsune comes up because one half of people are like “oh that’s nice!!” and the other half is like “She Is Becoming Stronger”
mynameisdavid23: One half of tumblr today: The other half of tumblr today:
prexxor: fullmetalfisting: shinzonfu: trashgender-neurotica: dialectical-devitoism: dialectical-devitoism: half of north america is on fire and the other half is getting pounded by abnormally powerful hurricanes future’s looking pretty bright
punkukulele: half of me is like ‘lets get a billion tattoos and wear killer heels and sharp eyeliner and red lipstick and leather jackets and dye my hair super bright colors’ and the other half is ‘lets wear pastel dresses and cardigans and ballet
hoenymustard:I’ve called over 13 clubs within 3 states and half said I’m too big and the other half said they want auditions as if I’m going to drive that far for an audition so fuck me I guess. Wisconsin is dead.
sinfullvibes:half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an asshole
sinfullvibes: half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an asshole
misslittleamaria: I’m such a bad girl, I don’t even pretend to be innocent anymore. I just spend half my time with my hands between my legs and the other half in slutty lingerie.
thistallawkwardgirl:Half of America to the other half of America
naughtynicegirl69: Did an outdoor series today…it was such a beautiful day today so I couldn’t resist catching a few rays…soon I was grabbing one of my nighties and snapping shots…lol…I will blog half of them today and then the other half
brownbitchbisexual: “If a society puts half its children into short skirts and warns them not to move in ways that reveal their panties, while putting the other half into jeans and overalls and encouraging them to climb trees, play ball, and participate
can-i-marry-a-character: tupactopussy: Half of me thinks you’re adorable and wants to cuddle with you, but the other half wants to fuck you until you can’t walk. Any takers?
706softly: biteitwhenitssoft: why does everyone make those relateable posts about depression meals and list stuff like, half a potato chip and forgetting eat but no one ever talks about the other half of people who overeat from depression? no one talks
assbatsandsparklythings: For those asking, this is my new art therapy book! Half of it is for colouring in, the other half is for doodling. It’s really, really good at calming and grounding. You can buy it on Amazon: UK. | US.
sixpenceee: Half of a Marseille hotel room has been swamped in decoration by French graffiti artist Tilt, while the other half stays purely white.
seashellronan:half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half is just hopeless
soldieronbarnes: rrevan: greatestgoth: ghost-plot: thejourneytonirvana: lilmotel: envyadams: today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried
glitteryobituary: femme-mermaid27: As Halloween approaches I feel like half of a Tumblr is like and the other half is like I am a combination of both these things, all year.
cornerof5thandvermouth: i love how half of millenial humor is just thinly veiled cries for help and the other half is dadaist absurdism
crazy-pages: socio-logic: “If a society puts half its children into short skirts and warns them not to move in ways that reveal their panties, while putting the other half into jeans and overalls and encouraging them to climb trees, play ball, and
cornerof5thandvermouth:i love how half of millenial humor is just thinly veiled cries for help and the other half is dadaist absurdism
constantlycold: Half of me feels sad because John is literally breaking my heart here… The other half feels aroused because angry!John is hot…
yes-i-am-lucifer: sherlockislikeadrug: cumberbumbers: doctadonner: percontationpoint: doctadonner: guys this bed is amazing because half of it matches Mary’s PJs and the other half seems to be made of John’s Jumper I DON’T SPEAK BRITISH!
gedankenstricke: metaldinleyenpic0: half of tumblr wants to fuck, the other half wants to die It’s me. I’m both.
sevdaah: metaldinleyenpic0: half of tumblr wants to fuck, the other half wants to die some of us want to do both
tulletulle: vladimirnabokov: rosemarygeorge:(via lelim) david hamilton i want to commit half of my summer to being/dressing like a fairy that rides bikes in mist like this and the other half to being/dressing like riot grrrl
feedherthickcum: If you saved up a big load of cum, then you might as well shoot half of it right up her nose and the other half in her eye. She seems to like it.
thejourneytonirvana: lilmotel: envyadams: today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your
littlebitofbass: holysheerios: Half of an ed sheeran concert is incredible music and the other half is him tripping over cords and amps I have no idea what you’re talking about.
sadhbu: I JUST LAUGHED FOR 10 MINUTES IVE ONLY EVER SEEN HALF OF THIS PHOTO THE OTHER HALF MAKES IT SO MUCH BETTER OMG
ffinicks: I’m at that awkward age where half my friends are engaged or having babies, and the other half are too drunk to find their phones.
diggly: HALF CINEMA CHEERED AND THE OTHER HALF WERE REALLY CONFUSED WHY WE WERE CHEERING
valperch: lilmotel: envyadams: today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”
