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When it comes to GIRTH, watching it go in is half the fun. Feeling yourself STRETCH around it as it opens you up is the other half.
I’ve had this map on my wall for well over a year now, half in preparation for the trip, the other half spent reliving great memories with a glance. I spent thirty-three days driving through forty states and two Canadian provinces, learning as much
beerg-sfm: planet-mojo: Mojo’s Late Christmas Gift Giving of 2018 S-So uh remember when I said I would do a part 2 of my gift giving 2 months ago? Well here’s the other half, better late than never I guess. Also Link to the first half here -
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50% complete! Straightened half and left the other half. Hope you can see the difference.
girthyencounters: When it comes to GIRTH, watching it go in is half the fun. Feeling yourself STRETCH around it as it opens you up is the other half.
megahornygerman: secretlaurie: Half the point of slutwear is to get attention… the other half is easy access…
nephilims-heart: submissivefeminist: shaynthehero: That’s how all women should feel about their body. *people This is literally me half the time. The other half I hide under a big puffy blanket.
If God had chosen Bobby to stop the apocalypse, he would have done it in half an episode and spent the other half drinking beer and watching sport.
kinky-and-music-90: Yes, Master. (Half of the times. The other half… well, I just need to feel Master’s belt on my skin.)
redstainedledger: If God had chosen Bobby to stop the apocalypse, he would have done it in half an episode and spent the other half drinking beer and watching sports.
She knows he tries.His fear and desperation are half of what turns her on.No matter his effort though, it is never going to be enough.The whipping is the other half of what turns her on.Today she will ride her horse until she is soaking. Then she will
twelveclara: one half of the bumbleby fandom: If you look at Blake and Yang’s character arcs from volume 2 onward, you can see that *well thought out point & perspective* and that’s why I’m convinced they’re canon and endgame the other half:
TC: I FINALLY GOT MY MOTHERFUCKING UNDERSTAND ON TO WHO THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS ARE. TC: they were always both me. :o) TC: AND ALSO MOTHERFUCKING ME. Do: Remember how gamzee said this? Well now half of him is in there with Caliborn. What if the other half
garbage-cryptid:Half of hoziers music is him being a sadboy in the countryside playing soft indie music and the other half is hozier fighting his shadow self outside Florence Welch’s recording studio
lickjoe: foreveryourfan: focus-and-zoom: i really like this picture of Chunji because when you look at the right half of his face he’s all cute but the other half wow O M G wow *O*
nebezial-asheri: heh, half of this pic was recorded for youtube and the other half ended up¸streamed on twitch. might use it for the calendar cover
coutois: thecynicaldeviant: king-emare: dontwannawaitinvain: hoeswithclothes: powrightinthekissser: aidashakur: Happy black history month y'all. 😁😊😊😊 Half of me is like: But then the other half is like: BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH The highest
tfa: Half the people here want to reprogram you, the other half want to put a hole in your head.
“One half of me is yours, the other half is yours,Mine own, I would say; but if mine, then yours,And so all yours.” ― William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice
did-you-kno: When you can’t sleep on your first night in a new place, your brain is trying to protect you. Many animals sleep with only half their brain, while the other half stays alert to possible dangers. It’s called the ‘first night effect’
secretlaurie: Half the point of slutwear is to gain attention… the other half is easy access…
dragonagesomethingsomething: mynameisdavid23: One half of tumblr today: The other half of tumblr today: I am both at the same time.@ @fuckboy-solas and @halfblood-fiend
therealerme: He’s going to have to fuck me in stages with that thing right? Maybe give me half of it today, and the other half tomorrow? Because there’s just no way he’s getting that thing all the way inside me without a crowbar. Although he’s
harrypotterhousequotes: SLYTHERIN: “Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them.” –Walter Kerr
dionthesocialist: It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve
mjalti: anytime someone checks in w/ me to make sure I’m ok, half of me is really grateful and the other half is berating myself for being so dramatic that a separate physical entity had to stop the process of their life just to make sure my bricks
dangbros: half of me: what the shit skfjdskfdhskj the other half: mood
If God had chosen Bobby to stop the apocalypse, he would have done it in half an episode and spent the other half drinking beer and watching sports.
psyducked: I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when
all0nsy-my-wayward-wats0n: lokiismycopilot: Always reblog this reference. #BecauseMythHappens I love how half the avengers fandom is in on the mythology and the other half is just like “what”
scientistmary: Green Lake (Grüner See) in Styria, Austria, is an amazing place. For half of the year, it’s an underwater village with fish swimming through the branches of trees, a floor covered in grass, benches and bridges. For the other half, it
just-shower-thoughts: A true mad scientist would only destroy half of the earth, since the other half is the control group.
foursomewithteamfreewill:Half of us watching the Infinity war trailer vs the other half who saw the leaked footage already
ifeelsinister: Dissociation is so weird because half the time i’ll dissociate as a coping mechanism to deal with some kind of stressful event, and the other half of the time i’ll just be chillin eating some pancakes and my brain will be like “u
mapsontheweb: Half the population of Australia - plus the other half - and the unpopulated areas.
vurton: Green Lake (Grüner See) in Styria, Austria, is an amazing place. For half of the year, it’s an underwater village with fish swimming through the branches of trees, a floor covered in grass, benches and bridges. For the other half, it is over
gunrunnerhell: “We all dream of a world of sunshine, happiness, and peace. The problem is while half of the people think it sounds like a wonderful place to live, the other half thinks it sounds like a wonderful place to pillage.“ - Unknown
raggedyarchangel: psyducked: I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go
dreaming-in-the-60s: jadecake: likasashes: puscyiffer: remember when half of tumblr simultaneously disregarded the law of conservation of mass because of a gif with a chocolate bar on it just so the other half of tumblr knows why it wont fucking
dontwannawaitinvain: hoeswithclothes: powrightinthekissser: aidashakur: Happy black history month y'all. 😁😊😊😊 Half of me is like: But then the other half is like: BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH The highest form of petty was reached the minute
Green Lake (Grüner See) in Styria, Austria, is an amazing place. For half of the year, it’s an underwater village with fish swimming through the branches of trees, a floor covered in grass, benches and bridges. For the other half, it is over ground.
neighbourly: soniamistletoe: my math final is about to begin and half the people in my class are praying to god and the other half are making deals with satan is this a tyler the creator song lyric
ozei: my friend in math, my english teacher, my mom, the lady at the post office, and my orthodontist all commented on my hand today, its funny cause half of them thought it was creepy and/or inaccurate and the other half thought it was awesome When
jamiefking: psyducked: I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this
I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re
renniequeer:I feel like the conversation around “cancel culture” is inherently disingenuous because half the people in it are defining cancel culture as “experiencing consequences for shitty actions” and the other half are defining it as “online
