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frogtangos: one half of tumblr: target is a cursed, liminal space and there are ghastly forms in the dressing rooms the other half of tumblr: i would hold both my wedding and my funeral in a target if i could
gamerjosuke: halcyonhinata: mynameisdavid23: One half of tumblr today: The other half of tumblr today: Dont forget the haikyuu fandom
a-different-kind-of-royalty: I love how half the picture is Ariel looking at Eric with worry, relief, longing, and fascination, and it’s so serious and dramatic, and the other half is a seagull listening to a foot
mindblowingfactz: When you can’t sleep on your first night in a new place, your brain is trying to protect you. Many animals sleep with only half their brain, while the other half stays alert to possible dangers. It’s called the ’first night effect’
anysthesia: Spent half of the day with my homie, Kai, making our *mandatory* journals using dried flowers 🍑 Spending the other half at Kai’s house (still) by teaching him how to cook rice. I can’t believe I’m doing this. ig: zabeana
If God had chosen Bobby to stop the apocalypse, he would have done it in half an episode and spent the other half drinking beer and watching sports.
orelpuppington: pokemon in real life sounds awesome until you remember that half of the pokedex is composed of million pound murder dragons and the other half is raccoons that are bigger than you are and have giant claws and you wouldn’t be able to
varyspider: I love how half of the Hannibal fandom is all of these beautiful, skillfully made gifs and edits and playlists and writing and the other half is just
blackwinemom: dontwannawaitinvain: hoeswithclothes: powrightinthekissser: aidashakur: Happy black history month y'all. 😁😊😊😊 Half of me is like: But then the other half is like: BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH The highest form of petty was reached
wannabepreggo: I told my parents I worked my way through college with babysitting money, which was kind of true. It just happened that half the dads tended to come home earlier than their wives, and the other half insisted on driving me home and making
mamalovebone: half of my dash is screaming about the world cup and the other half is screaming about pearl jam and stone
transkrem: sovereignsugar: jonlovett: “stop calling yourself gay if you’re bi” well sorry shelby but bisexuality has no culture or community to speak of because half the world thinks we don’t exist and the other half thinks we’re inherently
kyraneko: mehofkirkwall:i love humanity and our weird obsession with making drinking various liquids very hard to drink, for the fun of it I am drunk right now and half of me is all “aha! a challenge!” and the other half is like … “Straw. Use
cloverdaleforge: This time off year I have to switch to “forging mitts” because half the bar is too cold. The other half is too hot. #blacksmith #winnipeg #winter
hematight: oh my gosh. so like, my class is supposed to write about a memory right? half the people choose their pregnancies the other half have kickass shit like being kidnapped and fighting fires. like wtf? I’m not jealous of being kidnapped it’s
mjalti: anytime someone checks in w/ me to make sure I’m ok, half of me is really grateful and the other half is berating myself for being so dramatic that a separate physical entity had to stop the process of their life just to make sure my bricks
velvetnyc: “My waking and sleeping seem mixed together. I’m walking in a dream half the time, and sleeping through reality the other half.” — Margaret Weis, Dragons of Spring Dawning (via wordsnquotes)
If God had chosen Bobby to stop the apocalypse, he would have done it in half an episode and spent the other half drinking beer and watching sport.
bipolarbubbeleh: vicoactus: Half of the posts on my feed are about how great it is to eat ass and the other half are about how there is no ethical consumption under late capitalism. make up your minds i almost spat out my coffee
herhmione: half of me wants a life where i wear cute clothes and live in a cute little house and pick flowers and bike around with a basket of flowers and sleep in the sun and the other half of me wants a job where i wear high heels and live in a swanky
dangbros: half of me: what the shit skfjdskfdhskj the other half: mood
nationalparkcryptid: bel66699: metaldinleyenpic0: half of tumblr wants to fuck, the other half wants to die i wanna fuck and then die cicadas the lot of you
spoopy-cactus:thyrell:i love how rn half of tumblr is like omg new people!!!! just so u know here r the social norms heres how u pick a new icon heres how reblogging works have fun!!! and the other half is like if i see a mother fucker from tiktok im
medicine-and-magic: One half of the MCR fanbase is really cool and shit and then the other half is like
mxxn-kitten: How can some girls be so pretty and angelic like that’s so unfair cuz half of the time I wanna look like them and the other half I’m drooling over them cuz I’m so gay 💕💕💕
jonlovett:“stop calling yourself gay if you’re bi” well sorry shelby but bisexuality has no culture or community to speak of because half the world thinks we don’t exist and the other half thinks we’re inherently untrustworthy/only good for
dalaila-rose: This was my outfit when I saw Star Wars Episode 8 a couple weeks ago 😁 Half of the necklace says “I love you”, & the other half says “I know” 😜 I also wore my Star Wars hoodie, which has lots of imperial patches, but I
itsexclusive: blackwinemom: dontwannawaitinvain: hoeswithclothes: powrightinthekissser: aidashakur: Happy black history month y'all. 😁😊😊😊 Half of me is like: But then the other half is like: BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH The highest form of
hirxeth: “People in the building like us. Half of them think things will never work out. The other half believe in magic. It’s like a war between them.”Beginners (2010) dir. Mike Mills
sexhaver: half of the supposedly ridiculous things that “”“”“social justice warriors”“”“” on this site say arent actually ridiculous at all and the other half comes from reddit users making troll accounts so they have evidence to
kismetjeska: If God had chosen Bobby to stop the apocalypse, he would have done it in half an episode and spent the other half drinking beer and watching sport.
intartarus: meladoodle: you’ve spent half of your life breathing in and the other half breaking in, shaping up an checking out on the prision bus
0bianidalas: You drive me crazy half the time, the other half I’m only trying to let you know that what I feel is true [requested by mrssebstan]
redstainedledger: If God had chosen Bobby to stop the apocalypse, he would have done it in half an episode and spent the other half drinking beer and watching sports.
soulsoaker: frogtangos: one half of tumblr: target is a cursed, liminal space and there are ghastly forms in the dressing rooms the other half of tumblr: i would hold both my wedding and my funeral in a target if i could as if those are conflicting
jennybystudiokillers: dyke-macbeth: jennybystudiokillers: half of the butches out there want to look like twinks and the other half wants to be big and buff as hell and thats just dyke culture loki butches and thor butches this is a personal attack
mjsheartisstillbeating: blackwinemom: dontwannawaitinvain: hoeswithclothes: powrightinthekissser: aidashakur: Happy black history month y'all. 😁😊😊😊 Half of me is like: But then the other half is like: BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH The highest
h0odrich: trichkov: lorde will wake up tomorrow and say ‘wow I’m 17 and I was nominated for a grammy’ and you’re gonna wake up tomorrow and go to school where half of the people hate you and the other half don’t know your name and you’re
secretlaurie: Half the point of slutwear is getting attention… the other half is easy access…
secretlaurie: Half the point of slutwear is to get attention, but the other half is easy access…
bringmeasirenbridesveil: iceteaandpoppunk: Half of me wants to be really cool and wear black skinny jeans and combat boots all the time with snakebites and blue hair and thick eyeliner and play electric guitar and not give a fuck but the other half
girl-at-the-verge: whitesocksandpolos: half of me just wants to go all out and go on a spending spree at Sephora and the other half knows I have bills to pay
secretlaurie: Half the point of slutwear is to get attention… the other half is easy access….
makaeru: jeromeyromeyromeyromeyrome: Australians get so confused during winter half of the population looks like they have 6 layers on and are ready to hibernate at any given moment the other half is wearing shorts and singlets saying “it’s not
imthehomoyourmomwarnedyouabout: snapbacksandtatt0os: Half of me wants to cuddle up real cute with someone in a nice soft bed with candles and a movie and the other half of me wants to pin someone up against the wall and rip off their clothes while they
tenevoid: Half the deltarune fandom: The other half:
soniamistletoe: my math final is about to begin and half the people in my class are praying to god and the other half are making deals with satan
petdolls: secretlaurie: Half the point of slutwear is to get attention… the other half is easy access… Heels are pure bondage, normalised
adrieldaniel: “Half of the people lie with their lips; the other half with their tears” -Nassim Nicholas Taleb
want2begurl: misspromiscuouslayla: Dressing Up Is Half The Fun Of Being A Sissy Mmm…whats the other half?
purpleweeble: calligraphy-victoria: baconmane: ecmajor: A Rarity for Spike by *EclecticManiac GOD DAMMIT I WANNA HATE RARITY SO MUCH FUCK WHY CAN’T I BRING MYSELF TO EVEN REMOTELY DESPISE THIS HALF OF ME IS RAGING THE OTHER HALF IS PISSED AT THE