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“I don’t know anything about the stars unless they’re the ones in your eyes.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“I don’t know anything about the stars unless they’re the ones in your eyes.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“Come with me and I’ll make sure the Hound isn’t the only thing howling.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“Come with me and I’ll make sure the Hound isn’t the only thing howling.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“You’re gonna need a blanket when you see the size of my cock.”

“You’re gonna need a blanket when you see the size of my cock.”

“I don’t have to use my imagination to know that you’d be the last thing I thought of before I died.”

“I don’t have to use my imagination to know that you’d be the last thing I thought of before I died.”

“Minds aren’t the only thing I’m good at fucking.”

“Minds aren’t the only thing I’m good at fucking.”

“I always hear ‘kiss me on the mouth’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.

“I always hear ‘kiss me on the mouth’ when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.” Submitted by imadeyousomeshoes.

“Would you like to see the Ice Man cometh?” Submitted by somenerdygirl.

“Would you like to see the Ice Man cometh?” Submitted by somenerdygirl.

“If you think my cheekbones are prominent, just wait until you see the bone in my pants.”

“If you think my cheekbones are prominent, just wait until you see the bone in my pants.”

“I would drink your coffee even if the sugar was drugged.”

“I would drink your coffee even if the sugar was drugged.”

“I would dress for you the way I dress going to Buckingham Palace.”

“I would dress for you the way I dress going to Buckingham Palace.”

Accidental headcanon: The Holmes brothers are closet Rihanna fans.

Accidental headcanon: The Holmes brothers are closet Rihanna fans.

“I would make you scream my name even if we were in the Diogenes Club.”

“I would make you scream my name even if we were in the Diogenes Club.”

“Oh, so the Internet thinks you look like an otter? Well, I think you otter be in my bed.”

“Oh, so the Internet thinks you look like an otter? Well, I think you otter be in my bed.”

“How about you get off of that phone and let me show you how much fun we can have in the back seat of this car?”

“How about you get off of that phone and let me show you how much fun we can have in the back seat of this car?”

“The newspaper says that you’re a confirmed bachelor… Want me to fix that?”

“The newspaper says that you’re a confirmed bachelor… Want me to fix that?”

“I like the ball that I brought to Bart’s, but I’d much rather play with your balls.”

“I like the ball that I brought to Bart’s, but I’d much rather play with your balls.”

“I like the turn-ups on your jeans. Wanna be my boy’s father?”

“I like the turn-ups on your jeans. Wanna be my boy’s father?”

“Why do I need to know about the solar system? It’s wrong anyway; my world revolves around you.” Submitted by turtleplz.

“Why do I need to know about the solar system? It’s wrong anyway; my world revolves around you.” Submitted by turtleplz.

“I like your strong moral principle and nerves of steel, and that’s not just the shock talking.”

“I like your strong moral principle and nerves of steel, and that’s not just the shock talking.”

“You are far more than a seven, therefore I would leave the flat for you.”

“You are far more than a seven, therefore I would leave the flat for you.”

“You may be on the side of the angels, but we’re gonna have one Hell of a night.” Submitted by thereisnoshameinbeingcrazy.

“You may be on the side of the angels, but we’re gonna have one Hell of a night.” Submitted by thereisnoshameinbeingcrazy.

“I’d like to fiddle with you when I’m thinking– and I’m not talking about playing the violin.” Inspired by this (source unknown).

“I’d like to fiddle with you when I’m thinking– and I’m not talking about playing the violin.” Inspired by this (source unknown).

“I only pick up other guys because Mycroft orders me to. You’re the one I’m sexting.” Based on a suggestion by tophatsandfedoras, who wanted Anthea sexting.

“I only pick up other guys because Mycroft orders me to. You’re the one I’m sexting.” Based on a suggestion by tophatsandfedoras, who wanted Anthea sexting.

“I would buy you a deerstalker even if the rest of Scotland Yard didn’t pitch in.”

“I would buy you a deerstalker even if the rest of Scotland Yard didn’t pitch in.”

“I like my partners the way I like my wall decorations: Music-loving and horny.”

“I like my partners the way I like my wall decorations: Music-loving and horny.”

“I’d say I love you, but then I’d have to kill you.” Submitted by the-improbable-1.

“I’d say I love you, but then I’d have to kill you.” Submitted by the-improbable-1.

“My division is the one between your legs.”

“My division is the one between your legs.”

“Do you want to see what else I could present for your pleasure?” Submitted by the-improbable-1.

“Do you want to see what else I could present for your pleasure?” Submitted by the-improbable-1.

“Since you blew your nose on the lady from the train’s number, would you like mine instead?” Submitted by anonymous.

“Since you blew your nose on the lady from the train’s number, would you like mine instead?” Submitted by anonymous.

“Even if I was the St. Bart’s traffic cone, I wouldn’t tell you to slow down.”

“Even if I was the St. Bart’s traffic cone, I wouldn’t tell you to slow down.”

“How about you treat me the way Irene Adler treats royalty?” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.

“How about you treat me the way Irene Adler treats royalty?” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.

“I would come to your flat even if I was on the other side of town and it could be dangerous.”

“I would come to your flat even if I was on the other side of town and it could be dangerous.”

“Irene Adler shouldn’t be the only one you recognize from ‘not her face.’”

“Irene Adler shouldn’t be the only one you recognize from ‘not her face.’”

“The fridge? Please, I know a better place for you to put your fingers.”

“The fridge? Please, I know a better place for you to put your fingers.”

“Our babies would be sexy in both senses of the word.” Submitted by gloveonafoot.

“Our babies would be sexy in both senses of the word.” Submitted by gloveonafoot.

“Excuse me, but I couldn’t help but notice the state of your knees…” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.

“Excuse me, but I couldn’t help but notice the state of your knees…” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.

“I couldn’t keep my eyes off of you, so I had to put them in the microwave.”

“I couldn’t keep my eyes off of you, so I had to put them in the microwave.”

“If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss it better.”

“If your flatmate punched you in the face, I would kiss it better.”

“Want to know why the fandom calls me ‘Fucking Anderson’?”

“Want to know why the fandom calls me ‘Fucking Anderson’?”

“Cerise isn’t the only thing that will drain you. You should see my purple shirt.” Submitted by Emily (no username).

“Cerise isn’t the only thing that will drain you. You should see my purple shirt.” Submitted by Emily (no username).

“Will you be the Sher-key to my Sher-lock?”

“Will you be the Sher-key to my Sher-lock?”

Hey guys! I’m working on new t-shirt designs because my current ones aren’t selling too well, plus I wanted to come up with a generic Sherlocky graphic that I could pair any pick-up line with. Do you guys like the look of these? And which

Hey guys! I’m working on new t-shirt designs because my current ones aren’t selling too well, plus I wanted to come up with a generic Sherlocky graphic that I could pair any pick-up line with. Do you guys like the look of these? And which

“Would you still love me even though you’re made of hair and I’m made of eyeliner?” Yup, the mustaches are their own characters here now. Because why the hell not?

“Would you still love me even though you’re made of hair and I’m made of eyeliner?” Yup, the mustaches are their own characters here now. Because why the hell not?

“I think you’re cooler than the head in our fridge.”

“I think you’re cooler than the head in our fridge.”

Your admin ran out of photoset ideas for this week, so here’s the Random Sexy Extra from The Blind Banker 10 times.

Your admin ran out of photoset ideas for this week, so here’s the Random Sexy Extra from The Blind Banker 10 times.

“You’re the only cabbie whose head is not the only thing I want to see.” Submitted by unicorn-enthusiast.

“You’re the only cabbie whose head is not the only thing I want to see.” Submitted by unicorn-enthusiast.

“You’re the missing piece to my puzzle… and I’m not talking about the puzzle Moriarty sent me.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea

“You’re the missing piece to my puzzle… and I’m not talking about the puzzle Moriarty sent me.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea

“I always choose the right pill… Tonight I think it’ll be the Little Blue Pill.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.

“I always choose the right pill… Tonight I think it’ll be the Little Blue Pill.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.

“When I said ‘the dog one,’ I wasn’t talking about your story. I was trying to think of the sex position.”

“When I said ‘the dog one,’ I wasn’t talking about your story. I was trying to think of the sex position.”

“Lady Carmichael isn’t the only highly intelligent woman of rare perception I see here.”

“Lady Carmichael isn’t the only highly intelligent woman of rare perception I see here.”

“Sitting in the Carmichaels’ greenhouse isn’t the only thing we can do together that’s murder on the knees.”

“Sitting in the Carmichaels’ greenhouse isn’t the only thing we can do together that’s murder on the knees.”

“I wrote a story called ‘The Hungry Donkey.’ It’s about how much my ass wants your cock.”

“I wrote a story called ‘The Hungry Donkey.’ It’s about how much my ass wants your cock.”

“We’re not like the gravestones at Musgrave Hall. Our dates will never be wrong.”

“We’re not like the gravestones at Musgrave Hall. Our dates will never be wrong.”

“Are you the night Magnussen got shot? Because I’d like to slap my ‘D-notice’ on your ‘incident.’“

“Are you the night Magnussen got shot? Because I’d like to slap my ‘D-notice’ on your ‘incident.’“

“Planning our dates will be easy. I know exactly where we’ll need to be picked up for lunch two weeks from now.”

“Planning our dates will be easy. I know exactly where we’ll need to be picked up for lunch two weeks from now.”

“I usually make clients sit in The Chair, but you can sit on my face if you’d prefer.”

“I usually make clients sit in The Chair, but you can sit on my face if you’d prefer.”

“I don’t need to be actually wetting myself in order to tell the truth about how much I love you.”

“I don’t need to be actually wetting myself in order to tell the truth about how much I love you.”

“Forget Victor Trevor. Next time you chain me up, a very different kind of bone is going to emerge.”

“Forget Victor Trevor. Next time you chain me up, a very different kind of bone is going to emerge.”

lolita-princess: generalbriefing: seriouslyamerica: I WOULD PROBABLY DATE SOMEONE WHO DID THIS. Fun fact: intentionally bad (but not sexist, obivously) pick-up lines work unreasonably well on me. The level of awesome here is inspiring. oh god that

lolita-princess: generalbriefing: seriouslyamerica: I WOULD PROBABLY DATE SOMEONE WHO DID THIS. Fun fact: intentionally bad (but not sexist, obivously) pick-up lines work unreasonably well on me. The level of awesome here is inspiring. oh god that

korranation: jennyatsdcc: As the Ballroom 20 line reaches the official front of the line, the entire Korra Line party shares a celebratory high five. People have been lined up since 1pm YESTERDAY just to get the best possible spot for Korra. Go fandom!

korranation: jennyatsdcc: As the Ballroom 20 line reaches the official front of the line, the entire Korra Line party shares a celebratory high five. People have been lined up since 1pm YESTERDAY just to get the best possible spot for Korra. Go fandom!

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