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“It’s a drugs bust. I’ll bring the drugs; you bring the bust.”
“Let’s talk about the birds and the Bee Gees.”
“You’re so hot, you’re gonna burn the heart out of me.”
“Would you like to go round and round the garden like a teddy bear with me?”
“Yes, I said that the laptop was in THE bedroom. No, that wasn’t a typo.”
“Shall I show you the code to my safe?”
“I regret deleting the solar system, because you are out of this world.”
“I’ll be the knife and you be the Cluedo board: Let me pin you against the wall.”
“I may not be The Golem, but I bet I can squeeze the life out of you, if you get what I mean.”
“My coat isn’t the only thing that’s pink and wet.”
“I’d get stabbed in the shower just so you’d examine my body.”
“The ‘elephant in the room’ is my penis.”
“Sherlock and Moriarty aren’t the only ones I have a theory about.”
“You make me uncomprehending in the face of myself.”
“Are you the East Wind? Because I’d let you take me in the end… in the rear end, that is.”
“I’ve got some pictures for you as a treat… And I’m not talking about the ones I showed Archie.”
“I don’t think we should wear hats… unless you mean the other kind of hat.”
“Us meeting couldn’t be coincidence. The universe is rarely so lazy.”
“I would never put the doorbell in the fridge if you were the one ringing it.”
“The game is something, but you are everything.”
“Stabbing isn’t the only thing I’d like to do to you in the shower.”
“The game is on… Will you play with me?”
“You don’t need Connie Prince. You’re already the most beautiful thing in the world.”
“Don’t hate the dragon slayer. Hate the game.”
“Forget Andrew West’s missile plans… The real missile is the one in my pants.”
“What’s your star sign? I don’t know mine because I deleted the solar system.”
“The skull on the mantle isn’t the only bone I’d like to take.”
“I bet you could warm my heart even if Sherlock was keeping it in the fridge.â€
“You’re the stars to my Sherlock: I think you’re beautiful even when I don’t understand you.â€
“Still looking for the legs, but I’d much rather find the key to your heart.â€
“I may not know that the Earth revolves around the sun, but I know that my heart revolves around you.â€
“Can we cuddle? I promise not to squeeze as hard as the Golem.â€
“Sherlock knows more about the solar system than you do about me… Want to fix that?â€
“Are you the cabbie’s good pill? Because I’ll happily swallow for you.â€
“I may eat breakfast in The Stranger’s Room, but I certainly don’t want to be a stranger to you.â€
“This pistol isn’t the only thing I’d like on the tip of my tongue.â€
“Are you the Reichenbach Falls? Because you’re soaking wet and I’m going to end up inside you.â€
“Who’s the cutest person in the room? YoOoOoOoU!â€(This one only works if you say “you†in Emelia’s voice, haha.)
“Are you the other me in the other place? Because I think you’re pretty damn smart.â€
“On your knees, Professor… Don’t worry, I have something much better than kicking you over the Reichenbach Falls planned.â€
“I bet you’re more popular than The Blue Carbuncle.â€
“I want you more than The Strand readers want proper murders.â€
“Communicating in the Diogenes Club isn’t the only thing I can do with these hands.â€
“Is your name Hooper? Because you’d be the most beautiful woman in the room even if you had a mustache.â€
“Your admirably high arches aren’t the only thing I noticed as soon as you stepped into the room.â€
“If you thought The Abominable Bride pushed you to mental and physical extremes, you should see what I can do in the bedroom.â€
“They call me Wilder in the streets, but I’m Wildest in the sheets.â€
“Forget the visible rings of fat around my corneas. Right now the only ring I care about is the one I’m going to propose to you with.â€
“You’re sweeter than all of the plum pudding in the Diogenes Club.â€
“It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the landing… Therefore, it wouldn’t kill you to fall for me.â€
“My balls are bluer than the carbuncle Watson wrote about.â€
“My name may be Diamond, but you’re the one who shines bright like one.â€(Yes, according to the credits, that flight attendant’s name is Diamond.)
“Humiliating Sherlock may be by far the greater pleasure, but you are by far the greatest pleasure.â€
“I wanna give you the ol’ Raz-zle dazzle.â€
“If you came to my house in the middle of the night, my umbrella sword isn’t the only thing I’d be whipping out.”
“If I be the Thatcher bust, will you be the flash drive? I want you inside of me.”
“Are you one of the boys from the cafe? Because I would let you drop me… into your bed.”
“Are you the R in A.G.R.A.? Because you’re the rose of my world.”
“Mycroft is right about the list of people who love me not being long, but you’re the only one I need on it anyway.”
“Forget the Thatcher busts. The only bust I’m interested in is yours.”
