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drownerrs:strokethecinemaclub: turklet: tonypulis:alt+j will never be able to make another song i’m the guy eating crackers alt- j just changed their twitter picture into a picture of a rice cake omg
damn, this cracker must live in the hood.
Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place!"
rubyetc: It is exhausting seeing people and I love them but I cannot wait for them to leave so I can be myself again and eat crackers alone in the dark
#death to the creepy ass crackers: I've been meaning to ask this for a while
Sabrina The Teenage Cracker
thisiseverydayracism: angrywocunited: So the wife of Ferguson police chief says community is “feral”. A wild cracker appears. Well, well… Who’s they though?? Be brave, sis. Just say what you wanna say
juststonecoldgay: The Boyfriend and I had Cracker Barrel last night. I just had to…
digitalpoltergeist: sasakwapiskos: oblivionkeeper23: What diversity actually is: How Hollywood sees diversity: I can’t believe people can get the point across with crackers. Another way Hollywood sees diversity
Bob the Drag Queen watching her drag daughter Miz Cracker on stage like
genderisaconstruct-tearitapart: Miz Cracker on the subway: a whole concept
onlyvalentina: Me seeing Miz Cracker getting amazing critiques and being on top over and over again, but never winning the challenges
mizvelour: miz cracker on the subway: a series
xsvtl:Miz Cracker and Aquaria look literally the same…
serbruh: kibblesandbitches: zef-kat: black cat ∙ white cat scary as fuck cat, more like it, this shit is Why I own a dog, cracker damn! Have u seen the actual music video though
tha-only-heir: stoicdaydreamer: thesweetishthuggishbone: badgyal-k: asapwalky: Everyone should want this on their blog Aesthetic ya’ll want some? Ohh gurl lemme make some smores <3 hey tina, pass the graham crackers please.
swampwulf: digitalpoltergeist: sasakwapiskos: oblivionkeeper23: What diversity actually is: How Hollywood sees diversity: I can’t believe people can get the point across with crackers. Another way Hollywood sees diversity it got better
mothernaturenetwork: Recipe: Smoked Paprika Cheese CrackersThese salty and smoky cheese crackers are the ideal accompaniment to a salad, or they’re just a perfect snack for any time of day.
Guess I’m just live logging my day. Feeling skinny right now. I’m laying down so I’m pretty flat. Didn’t really eat much. Coffee with some cookies, the 8-10 truffles mom and I got yesterday, cheese and crackers, avocado bacon
blackguysloveblackgirls: grannypaintiesnchill: We ALL wish it were that easy MAN THIS CRACKER GET AN ‘A’ FOR TWO DAMN SENTENCES I BET ALL THE POCS ETC HAD TO WRITE A FULL DAMN ESSAY WHITE PEOPLE GET IT EASY EVEN WHEN THEY ADMIT TO GETTING EASY
fezzingly: I would love a Christmas Supernatural episode where Sam, Dean, Cas, Charlie, Garth, Kevin and a bunch of other hunters and other people are sitting down for dinner in the bunker and pulling crackers and everyone’s happy and maybe Crowley’s
APPARENTLY THE PARENTS WERE BENEDICT’S REALLY MOTHERFUCKING PARENTS HOLY CRAP ON A CRACKER!!
mishasminions: ohcaptainmycaptain1918: jibblyuniverse: :) this is it. this is Captain America: The Winter Soldier summed up JESUS CHRIST ON A CRACKER
10roub:221cbakerstreet: shy-crackers: rage—prince: demon—eyes: marvels-spooky-angel: demon—eyes: OKAY GUYS SO I JUST WENT OUT TO BUY GLUE FOR A MEDIA PROJECT I HAVE TO DO AND I SAW THE MOST ADORABLE FUCKING HALLOWEEN SHIRT EVER AND THEN I
alfonsopoopoofatty3rd: It might be because I’m drunk, but I am wayyyy too excited for these animal crackers! Didn’t even know they still came in the little boxes like this
sirkowski: ghastly-h-crackers: michaelpoe: theverge: There’s an astronaut in a gorilla suit floating around the International Space Station We have no idea why this suit was deemed essential enough to send into zero gravity, or why Kelly himself
wintermutal: wintermutal: ilivebetweenjohnsthighs: wintermutal: wintermutal: wintermutal: my little brother came into my room last night to tell me that he was gonna sew a stack of my mom’s saltine crackers together through the little holes and
he-one-spinal-cracker:prokopetz: The whole “make a monster version of a regular animal by prefixing its name with a scary word” bit doesn’t really work with birds because bird names are just Like That. Tell me I’m going up against a blood horse
solarsyrup:smallest white boy in the world……….. gram cracker
bogleech: bogleech:If you’ve never tasted reeses because you’re allergic to peanuts, you still deserve to know what the inside of a reeses tastes like so just mix equal portions of crushed graham cracker crumbs, powdered sugar, and any peanut butter
rideroftherange:sindri42:he-one-spinal-cracker:prokopetz: The whole “make a monster version of a regular animal by prefixing its name with a scary word” bit doesn’t really work with birds because bird names are just Like That. Tell me I’m going
sissylife60445: loveitlikeit223: bigcockslutlover91: guilin1970: Jessica Weaver🇷🇺 … BBC will be a jaw Cracker.. When it’s to big .. u where not practicing enough 😗But take it anyway… that’s the spirit BBC 4 SNOWBUNNY’S ♾😉♠✊👅
brie-cheeze: toteslegitfoxnews: digitalpoltergeist: sasakwapiskos: oblivionkeeper23: What diversity actually is: How Hollywood sees diversity: I can’t believe people can get the point across with crackers. Another way Hollywood sees diversity
not-just-a-pretty-url: shy-crackers: rage—prince: demon—eyes: marvels-spooky-angel: demon—eyes: OKAY GUYS SO I JUST WENT OUT TO BUY GLUE FOR A MEDIA PROJECT I HAVE TO DO AND I SAW THE MOST ADORABLE FUCKING HALLOWEEN SHIRT EVER AND THEN I
sasakwapiskos: oblivionkeeper23: What diversity actually is: How Hollywood sees diversity: I can’t believe people can get the point across with crackers.
lagonegirl: Would it kill to get some variety? Damn. I hate it. And where is the fifth cracker?
hopelesslyhiddled: companionofbreath: I’ve come to the conclusion that morphing Jensen Ackles with anyone will enhance their attractiveness 10x i mean jesus freakin christ on a cracker And I mean anyone seriously? omg are yoU FUCKING KIDDING
twinks2014: jakemalik: jakemalik: I just ate a whole bag of goldfish omg THE GOLDFISH CRACKERS NOT ACTUAL LIVE GOLDFISH i don’t think anyone thought you meant live goldfish
pme95608: It’s been a while, but we are back. I give you the sexy wife’s big office boobs. Geeeeeeezus H tittyfucking christ on a cracker 😳
boobsorbust3: The music is trash, but geeeeeezus H tittyfucking christ on a cracker those tiiiiiiits 😱
goldweenie:The beautiful @cholericcrucible - go give her a follow she wants to show you more! Geeeeeezus H tittyfucking christ on a cracker 😱
herboobsaregreat: Sometimes I just enjoy the simple pleasures life brings. Geeeeeezus H tiyyyfucking christ on a cracker 😍😍😍😍😍
lovely-thighs: Sorry I haven’t posted in so long~♡ I hope you guys missed me~~~ Geeeeeezus H tiyyyfucking christ on a cracker, hand bra for the win!!! 😍😍😍
silence-of-the-graham-cracker: I SEE NO DIFFERENCE.
tentacletherapissed: chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ In Case Any Of You Have Doubts About This Fact (Also the hilarious case of crackers crying about racism due to it)
Yay, christmassy photo montage!! (my feather hairpiece, an adorable christmas decoration made by my cousin, a sort of arty picture of a candle, the christmas table, my dog making her puppy eyes, my mum and dad pulling a cracker, my prezzies (13 books!
qqtrapp: A little bit of puppy taking Crackers missionary, for the sole purpose of procreation~✨ no sinning allowed! lucky guy
qqtrapp: A little bit of puppy taking Crackers missionary, for the sole purpose of procreation~✨ no sinning allowed!
sucm: strokethecinemaclub: turklet: tonypulis:alt+j will never be able to make another song i’m the guy eating crackers relationship goals
rafidhiqueen: strokethecinemaclub: turklet: tonypulis:alt+j will never be able to make another song i’m the guy eating crackers ive never heard of alt+j but this is a fun video
princessofalderaan: Last Christmas parallels to last Christmas (Time of the Doctor) age, hats, a full life, crackers, young again
callmebliss:king-cracker:ig-88r:Jesús H Christ, look at the time it is i dont get it
defnotyouraveragewoman: mrlateforwork: defnotyouraveragewoman: a-ghost-with-a-beating-heart: this makes a hell of a lot of sense Dear lord this makes so much sense. If this is the case I am depressed and anxious 24/7/365.. also, who said crackers
