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stuffa-crackas-mouth-w-bbc: br549wowo:He liked to take me to the Walmart parking lot and make me suck his dick while he called me a “dumb fag” and “cracker” He got a lot of encouragement from other black men who stopped, stared and laughed
darkestfuckingnightmare: blacksownwhites: What a white girl’s mouth is for when there isn’t a toilet nearby… you better start swallowing faster, cracker. you fuck up My floor….and you ARE. Worthless fucking white. Now lick it up right off the
micchi-monster:citrus-sanctum:guardianfox:schrodanger:rasec-wizzlbang:kuipernebula:dimsumcart:homoriental:why is this cracker the main character of a movie set in CHINAfull offense but fuck this white guy lmao“1700 years to build. 5500 miles long. what
brie-cheeze: toteslegitfoxnews: digitalpoltergeist: sasakwapiskos: oblivionkeeper23: What diversity actually is: How Hollywood sees diversity: I can’t believe people can get the point across with crackers. Another way Hollywood sees diversity
wintermutal: wintermutal: ilivebetweenjohnsthighs: wintermutal: wintermutal: wintermutal: my little brother came into my room last night to tell me that he was gonna sew a stack of my mom’s saltine crackers together through the little holes and
wintermutal: wintermutal: wintermutal: ilivebetweenjohnsthighs: wintermutal: wintermutal: wintermutal: my little brother came into my room last night to tell me that he was gonna sew a stack of my mom’s saltine crackers together through the little
mindfangs-firstmate: illianwelchg: ollivander: if you’re blue and you don’t know where to go to why don’t you go where fashion sits i hate this …Putin… cracker? puTIN ON THE RITZ
viarga: bet you can’t do the saltine challenge! 1. take 6 saltine crackers (NO WATER!) 2. lay them on a table 3. set your timer for one minute 4. shove them all up your ass 5. call your mom crying
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gueuledebois: Miz Cracker and Bob the Drag Queen (from Bob’s Instagram)
tvhousehusband:This is why Miz Cracker deserves to win the whole damn thing.
1rulenodrawz:Dirty Hill Billy Incest Zoophilia Cave Meth head Coward Racists cracker punk ass trash bitch need the Electric chair Immediately.Wonder if Tumblr going flag this 🤔
wabisabiforrobots: If I’m shopping at Target and I see this, I’m calling the cops. Seriously. I don’t care about your fucking rights, I just want to buy some dad jeans and maybe a tub of frosted animal crackers without having to worry about
tentacletherapissed: chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ In Case Any Of You Have Doubts About This Fact (Also the hilarious case of crackers crying about racism due to it)
imeria: poostpoost: hungarysovaries: crackers-and-cheese: thesupercoolamerican: foreversupergay: THIS. IS. DISGUSTING.PURE AND UTTERLY DISGUSTING. I wanted to smash the flipping computer. My older sister, who is gay, was crying while watching this.
gryffindorghost: sealegslegssea: rawhides: disastr: hotbabysitter: Drive Thru Floating Cup. NO I FUCKING CAN’T TAKE THIS That mothafucka a DEMON oh my god LITERALLY THE BEST sweet jesus on a cracker
cage-isnt-an-emotion-dumpass: anotherhomestuck: hungarysovaries: crackers-and-cheese: thesupercoolamerican: foreversupergay: THIS. IS. DISGUSTING.PURE AND UTTERLY DISGUSTING. I wanted to smash the flipping computer. My older sister, who is gay,
madelezabeth: sodium-amytal: eunuchhorn: Are you sick and tired of traditional s’mores? Perhaps there just hasn’t been as much innovation in the world of chocolate, marshmallow and graham crackers as you’d like. Well, why not try some s’mores
thefullmetaledwardelric replied to your post “Yeah, that bed thing I was talking about earlier? Headache’s gone, but…” //Bad sick! Leave the Havoc-mun alone!!! *offers crackers and blankies to cuddle in* //I’m too tired for this crap.
thefullmetaledwardelric: luckied: thefullmetaledwardelric replied to your post “Yeah, that bed thing I was talking about earlier? Headache’s gone, but…” //Bad sick! Leave the Havoc-mun alone!!! *offers crackers and blankies to cuddle in*
thefullmetaledwardelric: luckied: thefullmetaledwardelric: luckied: thefullmetaledwardelric replied to your post “Yeah, that bed thing I was talking about earlier? Headache’s gone, but…” //Bad sick! Leave the Havoc-mun alone!!! *offers crackers
mwagneto: who-the-buck-is-stucky: ambermax15: superfizz: skaldadottir: lordofthenerdsandfandoms: #CLEARLY REBLOGGING FOR RDJ’S FACE If I don’t reblog this, it’s because I’m dead. I just spit cracker everywhere i reblog this every time
e-sigh:when I was this thin, my main source of food was tuna or chicken on crackers. water only, with protein powder mixed in a few times a day. i hated the bit of fat that I couldn’t get rid of on my belly. i hated my legs. i couldn’t walk past a
squided: gotitforcheap: thehandoftima: The new nokia Sick of my pathetic iphone not being able to smash open nuts. My family is starving Free nut cracker with purchase of two Nokia phones
genderisaconstruct-tearitapart: Miz Cracker on the subway: a whole concept
lots-of-regret: What she says: I’m fine.What she means: in season 10 of Rupaul’s Drag Race, Miz Cracker admits in her drag origin story that she and Bob the Drag Queen had sex before, but we all know that Bob stands for Big Ole Bottom. So does this
companionofbreath: I’ve come to the conclusion that morphing Jensen Ackles with anyone will enhance their attractiveness 10x i mean jesus freakin christ on a cracker And I mean anyone seriously? omg are yoU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!!?
superiorblackdommes: Looky here. Gots Me a bleached blonde, tiny titty slut bitch hitch hiking in OUR neighborhood…looks like you got the ride you wanted, cracker
yourpunkassbookjockey: tinyarrows: iridessence: thisiseverydayracism: unite4humanity: Black Teacher: Who the f*ck made you dumb duck *ss crackers think I give a squat f*ck about your opinions on my opinions RE: #Ferguson. Kill yourselves!” - Vote
jehovahhthickness: blessmeultima00: unlucky-words: @ fellow poor kids/ anyone who was poor as a kid what was ur favorite ‘there’s no food in the house’ meal? mines really old canned pineapple and those lil mac n cheese cups OR club crackers n
weedbrownie: almondedmilk: weedbrownie: dicapito: whyyoustabbedme: The producers 🙄 So another documentary that is just going to be watchable to some white people. Oh great. I am so tired can we fuckin rest in peace without crackers coming
sobeitjay2: I never even seen Monster’s Ball i just know Halle Berry getting the white cracker cock in there Idk if they was really fucking but his balls were visibly up against her ass
layeelah: White people are constantly making fun of different ethnic groups diets and popular meals and such and I’m watching the food channel at my doctors app and this ladies fine cuisine christmas appetizers are seriously club crackers with parmesan
hmslusitania: fezzingly: I would love a Christmas Supernatural episode where Sam, Dean, Cas, Charlie, Garth, Kevin and a bunch of other hunters and other people are sitting down for dinner in the bunker and pulling crackers and everyone’s happy and
lovedrunkfantasies: goodknight2sday: teapartyasian: kailette: the-gaming-corgi: (x) Christ on a CRACKER. WHERE DO THESE KEEP COMING FROM THERES STILL A GUY IN A SLEEPING BAG WHAT.
10roub:221cbakerstreet: shy-crackers: rage—prince: demon—eyes: marvels-spooky-angel: demon—eyes: OKAY GUYS SO I JUST WENT OUT TO BUY GLUE FOR A MEDIA PROJECT I HAVE TO DO AND I SAW THE MOST ADORABLE FUCKING HALLOWEEN SHIRT EVER AND THEN
kettle-black: Updated Picture: That little dude I found in the garden really did go and get his friend Breakdown. But I was ready for them, I left small pieces of crackers with tiny cheese cuts on them and I decked out that bottle cap by bedazzling
Thank goodness the nausea and tummy pains are gone… Boyfriendo drove me to Target to get soup and juice and crackers.Gonna eat some soup in a bit and hope that it doesn’t come back up.
I already hear the fire crackers
suburbansensations: Happy Testicle Tuesday!!! missyrhodes puts her nail into his testicle as it is being squished by the nut cracker. OUCH!
dolphelecat: Check out this playlist on @8tracks: Candy by Dolphelecat. 1. The Candy Man - Aubrey Woods 2. Oreo Wonderfilled Anthem - Peter Hollens 3. Animal Crackers In My Soup - Shirley Temple 4. Truly Scrumptious - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
blackgirlgloryhole:Porn newbie babe, Nadia Jay, rides the gloryhole wall until her pussy overflows with cracker cream. Watch Nadia Jay get a gloryhole creampie in this tube clip!
king-cracker:ig-88r:Jesús H Christ, look at the time it is i dont get it
rubyetc: It is exhausting seeing people and I love them but I cannot wait for them to leave so I can be myself again and eat crackers alone in the dark
tomthefanboy:ghastly-h-crackers:michaelpoe:thespectacularspider-girl:cooldogpics:fahrlight:“Jurassic Pretty“… by ribbonplagueHave reptillians gone to far???? Jurassic Parkawaii "A number of archaeologists have complained about the inaccurate
charlesoberonn: showerthoughtsofficial: Maybe we get one magical wish per lifetime and no one knows because we waste it as a baby on extra crackers or something. This is the most terrifying thing I’ve ever read.
racialplayground: Cracker shows his nigger bitch the real american dream.
9th-street-hooker: These are the pictures were sending to your racist family you cracker bitch.
the10slagcommandments: Cracker Slag… This is all you were made for. In order for your existance to mean anything significant in life, its your destiny and number one mission to Please the black mans cock sexually.
thatsthat24: wannabeanimator: Happy New Year! Are you ready for the 2016 animated film slate? /// (Unknown) Sly Cooper / Rainmaker /// (Unknown) Animal Crackers / Blue Dream Studios /// (Unknown) Spark / Toonbox /// (1/1) Little Door Gods / Light
tentacletherapissed: In Case Any Of You Have Doubts About This Fact (Also the hilarious case of crackers crying about racism due to it)
rubbermack66: a definate cracker of a good looking woman with all the best bits as well huge tits love milena,xxxxx.
