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queenofhetalia: I didn’t wanna do my geo hw so I stitched this cracker to the arm of the couch
dedoarts:“Sweet Cheese and Crackers he’s your boyfriend?!” Deleted Scene. Disney did the ship first before all the fanarts :POMG! <3
laserenvy: if I was famous I would 100% create a blog in my own fandom and then make speculative posts like ‘I bet she sits in her underwear watching the phantom of the opera eating animal crackers’ and ideally I would get internet hate for my weirdly
herspanic: howtobeafuckinglady: theshlyn: Corn rolls. Moment of science for the real Beyonce. Let us not forget they called cornrows not “corn rolls” thanks for trying tho cracker We gonna let the “moment of science” go tho?
shy-crackers: rage—prince: demon—eyes: marvels-spooky-angel: demon—eyes: OKAY GUYS SO I JUST WENT OUT TO BUY GLUE FOR A MEDIA PROJECT I HAVE TO DO AND I SAW THE MOST ADORABLE FUCKING HALLOWEEN SHIRT EVER AND THEN I FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS
coryloftis: My favorite set of Lionheart animation draw overs. Not because anything was particularly helpful to the animator, but because the cheese was quickly sliding off my cracker that day.
tylerjoxeph: the reactions to Miz Cracker’s name are the best
amixedreality: gryffindorghost: sealegslegssea: rawhides: disastr: hotbabysitter: Drive Thru Floating Cup. NO I FUCKING CAN’T TAKE THIS That mothafucka a DEMON oh my god LITERALLY THE BEST sweet jesus on a cracker crying literally the best
bloodlube: Name one black/brown person who uses the words honky and cracker regularly Right nada because most white things, even slurs, are corny and we have a very good history of not being corny in fact being the trendsetters for NOT being corny
obama-biden-memes: fullyleftcollective: obama-biden-memes: mikulcunti: obama-biden-memes: History of US presidents 😂 Who was a ¾ cracker? I suppose that’s Kennedy But what about Lincoln the one with the hole lol this is so accurate
yasminnxsimonee: lolnaaaahbruh:locksandglasses:When people try to equate “cracker” with “nigger” to prove the existence of reverse racism. welp Just the fact that they have to say “n word” should be enough of an answer.
supernaturallyshippingdestiel: the-fandoms-are-cool: companionofbreath: I’ve come to the conclusion that morphing Jensen Ackles with anyone will enhance their attractiveness 10x i mean jesus freakin christ on a cracker And I mean anyone seriously?
honeyxglow: codeddenominator: why do white people want to be opressed so bad? “I can’t wear dreads and say the N word and I got called a cracker once. The struggle of being white is real”
kyssthis16: note-a-bear: invisibleblackunicorn: africanaquarian: nopejuststop: nwtsboy: if u bouta fuck n she wearing deese pull her pants back up n go home. Nooooooooooooooooo What the whole hell What part of the game is this shit? Which cracker
mrbluechalk: radioactivepapertowns: wizard-me-timbers: I totally remember watching this as a kid and thinking that looked like the most delicious biscuit/cookie in the world me too! when in reality was’t it a ritz cracker dipped in water?
thegoddamazon: mahakavi: never forgiving jared padalecki for suggesting that a 19 year old black woman testifying in the trial of her friend’s murder was lying under oath because she said cracker wasn’t a racial slur a white man has the nerve to
wild-hearts-run: Miz Cracker consistently breaking the fourth wall like she’s in an episode of The Office.
mrbluechalk: radioactivepapertowns: wizard-me-timbers: I totally remember watching this as a kid and thinking that looked like the most delicious biscuit/cookie in the world me too! when in reality was’t it a ritz cracker dipped in water? THAT’S
ihategeese: macklemorrigan: “racism is a two way street” yeah okay but one side has been used and abused and wrecked and unappreciated for centuries and the other got called cracker at the bus stop this tuesday justsayin’
Fruits, nuts, sausages, cheeses and crackers all packaged together and sent to each of the following, with this small note included:Wishing you and yours the warmest holiday greetings!Love, Xanelen & Meryn@ourcollectivefantasy, @kharrisdawndancer
herspanic:howtobeafuckinglady: theshlyn: Corn rolls. Moment of science for the real Beyonce. Let us not forget they called cornrows not “corn rolls” thanks for trying tho cracker We gonna let the “moment of science” go tho?
honeyxglow: codeddenominator:why do white people want to be opressed so bad? “I can’t wear dreads and say the N word and I got called a cracker once. The struggle of being white is real”
haveahiddles: lokihiddleston: His legs. His damn legs. He even sits like a whore IN THE CAR. HOW? WHY? THE DASHBOARD IS NOWHERE NEAR YOUR PRECIOUS KNEES. Jesus Christ on a cracker… this man will kill me someday.
sodium-amytal: eunuchhorn: Are you sick and tired of traditional s’mores? Perhaps there just hasn’t been as much innovation in the world of chocolate, marshmallow and graham crackers as you’d like. Well, why not try some s’mores spaghetti? The
kylehasatumblr:pileofknives:rikodeine: pileofknives: ragemovement: pileofknives: cecaeliawitch: ???? If you photograph the trains the terrorists win Terrorist buying a train calendar at a Cracker Barrel: fuckin got em now Oh wait I forgot, this
dat-soldier:bogleech:lostcryptids:michael myers being like in his 60s is so so very funny to me dude will not stop slashing. he should be at cracker barrel getting the senior discount You mean slasher barrel getting the serial killcount!!!!
anarcho-fitposter-deactivated20:king-cracker:glitterhoney2:MeHeavy is the head that wears the crown
freeballplayla: I-75 Cracker Barrel capture„, I stalked this fresh out of high school jock free-balling in the waiting area. He caught me and tugged at his cock looking me right in the eyes without changing expression. Damn that ass and flopping
intel-i386: queenofhetalia: I didn’t wanna do my geo hw so I stitched this cracker to the arm of the couch chaotic neutral
f0reverandal0ne: unnatural: gays natural: walking on water talking snakes eating a cracker which is also the flesh of a zombie which may have lived 1970 years ago virgins giving birth the dead coming back to life This. Is. Perfect.
lopmon: herspanic:howtobeafuckinglady: theshlyn: Corn rolls. Moment of science for the real Beyonce. Let us not forget they called cornrows not “corn rolls” thanks for trying tho cracker We gonna let the “moment of science” go tho? THIS
p2ndcumming: daydreamerjim: Waking up the next morning and realizing the party’s just begun ;)Call me cracker barrel cause my descriptions are cheesy afOkay so after this pic, a very pervy anon asked about some sexy clothes I own (because I’m lazy
qqtrapp: Tonight, I came in my girlfriend, then fucked her with our Crackers (the maiden voyage), and then fucked her again. Here’s a short clip from what I recorded when I had a free hand~ We’re both girls and please keep the caption intact~! ✨
Corn rolls. Moment of science for the real Beyonce. Let us not forget they called cornrows not “corn rolls” thanks for trying tho cracker We gonna let the “moment of science” go tho? this bitch really said corn rolls MOMENT OF SCIENCE
hip-hop-lifestyle: lilb2k14: herspanic: howtobeafuckinglady: theshlyn: Corn rolls. Moment of science for the real Beyonce. Let us not forget they called cornrows not “corn rolls” thanks for trying tho cracker We gonna let the “moment
deathanddumb: I’ve gone a bit crackers with the Halloween based dick pics today. I apologise. Me and Tim spent the day together today and so he took some pics me messing with my junk. He then sucked it dry. Nice one Tim!
marfmellow: mrbluechalk: radioactivepapertowns: wizard-me-timbers: I totally remember watching this as a kid and thinking that looked like the most delicious biscuit/cookie in the world me too! when in reality was’t it a ritz cracker dipped in
boxeswithwhiteboys: 2015 right around the corner. Another year filled with black bodies in the street and crackers who don’t give a fuck about us. As usual.
donkeydickjess: ofcabbagezandkingz:wakandamama:nowthisnews: ‘They let some crackers take over the Capitol’Norwegian reporter Veronica Westhrin captured this conversation between D.C. locals after pro-Trump rioters broke into the Capitol I’ve
I found the large marshmallow fields, now to locate the giant graham cracker and chocolate bar farms …
morning-s3x:The fact that I just emotionally connected with a buffalo shaped animal cracker lying abandoned on the ground should have me worried. Well you’re not wrong. But I get it.
thekameraclub: Xmas Cracker - Vivienne Warren Vivienne Warren amongst the Xmas cards and ceramic cats at GHM’s flat from the Kamera Winter Special (1967)
magicalhomesandstuff: How cute- Cracker Barrel has a tiny house store that travels around as a pop-up. Here it is in New York City, for the holidays. The inside is so cozy. untappedcities.com
-annoying: Hey I’m hungry which should I eat first the stale graham crackers or the country time lemonade mix
red-summer-dress: PSA: The new iPhone costs 邇.The entire Cracker Barrel menu costs 逗.71…make smart choices.
