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sclez: sweetbuttandhellabooty: can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar madeggascar
paranomosaic-potato: kidgecat: systlin: I remember the first time I tried drying catnip in the food dehydrator, and accidentally invented a cat vape station. Came home to all three of them (only had three at the time) literally laying on/around the
coluring: sclez: sweetbuttandhellabooty: can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar madeggascar eggfrica
did-you-kno: There’s a hole in the top of every BIC pen cap to not only prevent the pen from leaking, but also to let you breathe if you accidentally inhale the cap. Enough people chew on pen caps that about 100 of them die annually in the US
mindblowingfactz: In 1836, a sewer worker accidentally discovered an old drain which ran directly into the Bank of England’s gold vault. He wrote letters to the directors of the bank and requested a meeting inside the vault at an hour of their choosing
8cherri: Finally I found the RUBI/369 and Kiseki anthology doujinshis!! I am so happy and they are great - the stories, the art, just everything! :) I bought a novel accidentally, the cover art is gorgeous though! For more information have a look at
lil-tiana-marie: theoffbeathousecat: thinned-skin: Yesterday I took a photo of my legs using vscocam. I used the preset C1 and started fumbling around with the tweaks. I accidentally came across the ability to see my veins if I underexposed the shot
flying-assbutt: okay but dean getting pissed off when he can’t get in the impala dean getting stuck in the random devil’s traps around the bunker and having to leave the room just in case he gets accidentally exorcised sam saying “christo”
desi-mardo-ki-lund: Raju the painter came to do some work around the house in Kanpur. Seducing the labour is easy, an accidental brush of my hand against his crotch made him hard enough that I could see the outline of his cock through his pants. Then
kawaii-princess-of-the-stuffies: littlekittensapphire: windofbanners: reedwulf: seelseelbananapeel: fierybluebeacon: I accidentally created the most soothing drink in the world after trying to recreate the hot honey drink in Ponyo! I guarantee it
yanumii: “Yuri Plisetsky finds himself in a string of magical events after accidentally unleashing the sealed Clow Cards. Together with the Judge, Eros - who happens to be the alter-ego of his brother’s boyfriend, Yuuri Katsuki; the guardian Cerberus
cherryprower: remember that time when Rouge accidentally dropped Chris and the Chaos Emeralds into the ocean and the first thing she worries about is the Chaos Emeralds
lawbro789: thorbbc4hotwife:About the one minute mark, someone cums prematurely and it damn sure wasn’t me! Her husband accidentally came all over the floor in the hotel room while he was watching me fuck his wife. You can hear the disappointment in
chastity-key-holder: locked1993: Accidentally snapped the key in the lock. Now I’m actually stuck in this cage permanently! I wish my wife would snap off the key to my cage in the barrel and superglue it in.#chastity #fantasy
charlottelabouffs: today i corrected someone who said accidentally said the monster’s name was frankenstein and i said “frankenstein was the scientist not the monster” then my professor went “but was frankenstein not the monster?” and i had
notjackwhite: martinfreeman: no offense to all other iPods but the ipod classic is the best kind because I accidentally filled mine with sunscreen so the screen is fucked and looks tie dye but it still works great and also the battery lasts ridiculously
maggiemarelle: So in the first episode, during the press conference for the Grand Prix Final, the animators accidentally spelled Viktor’s last name Niliforv.My mind immediately thought up a scenario where Viktor’s name is constantly being spelled
thebiggestever:Your girlfriend’s older sister had accidentally picked the magic flower you’d been growing for your girlfriend. The pollen affected the hormones in the female body that controlled breast growth. You watched in awe as her already
sclez: sweetbuttandhellabooty: can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa I’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has Madagascar. …Madeggascar.
berpl: Duo Dildo Ride I bought a suction cup dildo to match my 6.5 inch, but accidentally got the super girthy 8 inch version. Maggie and I play rock, paper, scissors and the loser has to fuck the bigger one. We ride the dildos together and kiss and
berpl:I bought a suction cup dildo to match my 6.5 inch, but accidentally got the super girthy 8 inch version. Maggie and I play rock, paper, scissors and the loser has to fuck the bigger one. We ride the dildos together and kiss and play with each other.
pandas-paw: coluring: sclez: sweetbuttandhellabooty: can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar madeggascar
thesylverlining: mityarostrokovich: We were listening to The Nutcracker on the highway yesterday and this happened. Enjoy the March of the Snowplows i love accidental aesthetic shit
tesazombie: FAMILY PHOTO (i’m Lemongrab-girl in the middle) i look like a combination of the 2 of them oh glob. funny story with this one the lemon on the right ran over to me and we both started poking each other and i accidentally punched him
demon-of-the-fall: I have just made a delicious peanut butter and jelly sammich. Home alone for the week and this is what I do. Food experimenting Uhm, the only reason you made this is because you accidentally DROPPED LIKE THE WHOLE JAR ONTO YOUR FIRST
caterpillarsend: When I get here, I’ll wear suits all the time. And that lucky one will suddenly see me at the beach, or taking out the trash, or accidentally flexing while checking my mail and that will be the beginning of our everything.
havanapitbull:the crew goes out into the forest just to film random b-roll shit and the director accidentally finds the like..rarest worm on earth so they run back to their house like COYOTE LOOK and then there is a very heartfelt and sincere response
killwizard:gunsandfireandshit:gunsandfireandshit:Remember that “three items from the store to make the cashier most uncomfortable” meme? Apparently I accidentally found a winning combo tonight at the corner store, one of the usual clerks shot
yourplayersaidwhat: DM: so you made it back to the main level of this bar, and you see the royal soldiers dragging genevieve, the child you accidentally kidnapped, out of the door. what do you do?half-elven gunslinger: i’m running after them!DM: no
homoqueerjewhobbit:lgbt-tiktoks:I laughed so hard at this I accidentally exited the Tumblr app and when I reopened, Tumblr had bolted back to the top of the feed, so I just rage scrolled through every single thing both posted in the last hour and that
hewasthethird: PowerPuff Manifesto Ska, Latin, and everything JazzThese were the ingredients chosenTo create the perfect little bandBut Toh Kay accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concotion – PUNK ROCKThus, The Streetlight Manifesto was
camillamacaulayy: grinchtaire: camillamacaulayy: accidentally picked the wrong seats in an airplane/theater au? hugged the wrong person from behind au? wrong person waved back au??? TOOK THE WRONG COFFEE ORDER AU THE MAILMAN DELIVERED A WEIRD
bombowykurczak: “So you’re saying that you’re not a spy of the Alliance, and only accidentally found yourself next to my camp?” Blood Elf looked at the prisoner, not believing her excuses. “I do not serve the Alliance as the rest of my ancestors.
did-you-kno: ►►Read the full story on how one man accidentally killed the oldest living tree The oldest living tree ever found was a pine named “Prometheus.” It had been alive since before the Egyptian pyramids were built. Some guy cut it down
comfortably-lobotomized: berpl: I bought a suction cup dildo to match my 6.5 inch, but accidentally got the super girthy 8 inch version. Maggie and I play rock, paper, scissors and the loser has to fuck the bigger one. We ride the dildos together and
surprisebitch:avvviso:The many ways to accidentally kill your lover in your sleep while trying to be cuddly.In the last one, the cat dies by farts. i just love that it’s two guys on the 2nd
justiceanders: bucky who can’t quite seem to get over the fact he can pick up mjolnir even though it’s been a good three months since the first time he accidentally plucked it from the ground in avenger’s tower. the hammer itself always seems to
berpl: Duo Dildo RideI bought a suction cup dildo to match my 6.5 inch, but accidentally got the super girthy 8 inch version. Maggie and I play rock, paper, scissors and the loser has to fuck the bigger one. We ride the dildos together and kiss and play
surprisebitch: avvviso:The many ways to accidentally kill your lover in your sleep while trying to be cuddly.In the last one, the cat dies by farts. i just love that it’s two guys on the 2nd
livebloggingmydescentintomadness: finalproblem: when you accidentally pause at the one moment it’s clearly the stunt double Did you expect Benedict to crash through the window himself the man can’t even cut tomatoes
awesome-need-girl-things:chubbypigslutfuckyeahsloppyblowjobs:I accidentally deleted the last gif set of this, so here it is again! I’d be the ass licker in all these pictures. Whatever situation I’m in, I am the lowest on the totem pole.
bbyph4t: unlively: rottensourapple: thinned-skin: Yesterday I took a photo of my legs using vscocam. I used the preset C1 and started fumbling around with the tweaks. I accidentally came across the ability to see my veins if I underexposed the shot
whatamievensaying: charlottelabouffs: today i corrected someone who said accidentally said the monster’s name was frankenstein and i said “frankenstein was the scientist not the monster” then my professor went “but was frankenstein not the
vinylanswer: I love watching Mad Men on DVD but I’m only up to midway through Season 3. I grabbed this 45 and accidentally got some spoilers through the credits on the back. On the other hand, now I have the (fairly boring) 5 minutes-plus version of
waistbandboy: Attention to whoever this is, this picture and your blog name was sent to me and I saved the picture but accidentally deleted the email before I wrote down the name, if this is you, please send me your blog info so I can add the info to
ass-the-new-vagina: Karina Grand wants two in the ass… the guy accidentally sticks it in the wrong hole a couple of times & she’s quick to let him know that’s not where it belongs.
potrix-the-queerschlaeger: the-flightoficarus: woodiestcomic: the-flightoficarus: DUM-E can absolutely lift Thors hammer fight me on this if you dare DUM-E would lift the hammer, and hold it up to Tony proudly, and then accidentally drop it so it
jjunki: chubbypigslut: fuckyeahsloppyblowjobs: I accidentally deleted the last gif set of this, so here it is again! I’d be the ass licker in all these pictures. Whatever situation I’m in, I am the lowest on the totem pole. Love all this attention!
who-started-this-fuckery: surprisebitch:avvviso:The many ways to accidentally kill your lover in your sleep while trying to be cuddly.In the last one, the cat dies by farts. i just love that it’s two guys on the 2ndthe medusa is fine by me
