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crazyxghost: shescheatingbro: “Babe, I accidentally rear ended a guy today. I didn’t want the cops involved, so I just paid him for it.†Mhmmm She probably put herself on a 5 year payment plan.
“Lady Carmichael isn’t the only highly intelligent woman of rare perception I see here.â€
Sandra Mini photoshootNote: There was going to be another image but I accidentally saved over the scene. Mainly did this cause… well… Sandra, lol. Still a pretty good model despite the age, at least for making still images with.Bit of Lore
Mad Max 2 aka The Road Warrior (1982)
Tiffany Richards - The Surfer King (2006)
In Russia the end of the school year is celebrated with a dip in the nearest fountain. Underwear is optional.
Freia Titland, Uzo Aduba & Yael Stone - Orange Is The New Black
venustrap1910: Another old favourite. The accidental leak that was captured in this picture caused quite a stir. I was horny and sex deprived, hence the excessive amount of my pussy juice dripping.
nice-nasty-stuff: http://loverofstretching.tumblr.com/ has got the most wonderful cunt I’ve ever played with, look at her pushing her meat out for me. It feels amazing to fuck her. In the final picture she was pushing out so hard she wet herself. That’s
cubbychambers: I accidentally a late night post.Kinda wanna put shines, but I wanted to follow the style as best I could. Niiiiiice!!!
Andrea Corr (born Andrea Jane Corr), Irish songwriter, musician and lead singer of the Celtic pop rock group The Corrs and actress. She is also an ambassador for Nelson Mandela’s raising awareness campaign towards AIDS in Africa. Her paternal uncle,
Rhona Mitra (full name Rhona Natasha Mitra ). English actress, model and singer. Bottom picture: Passion of the Priest (aka Monk Dawson ) (1998).
Brilliant public nudity, exposed on the street. She looks fantastic, words don’t do her justice.
Put "I like the view" in my ask and my character will react to yours saying that after accidentally catching mine naked.
neiljostev: One Shinigami. One Boy. The Accidental Encounter. The Story of Destiny Begins.
little-spoiled-brat: ultimate reason I own this: to subtly flash people at the bar accidentally on purpose
sometimes on their makeout sessions, charlie gets a lil too excited and accidentally almost eats ink. wopes!
carslayraeoflightlegendsen: when you accidentally hit yourself in the face… multiple times
I was just talking to my sister about My Little Pony and I meant to say “Diamond Tiara” but I accidentally said “Yellow Diamond” instead, and… That would be a very different situation for the Cutie Mark Crusaders, wouldn’t it
It’s time to address the elephant in the room
Dramatis Sermo #24: “Treasure Planet” (2002)Madhog and Devar review the Non-Bulgarian, American Imperialist version of the same high-concept “Treasure Island” adaptation that was accidentally foreshadowed by an unauthorized Mickey
reverseracism: Aloha mai kākou, I’m not sure if your blog does this, but I figure I’d try anyway. The people in the state of Hawaiʻi are currently under a lot of heavy struggle and pressure to preserve their Native Hawaiian cultural rights as there
strikerofdeath0:Danny phantom accidentally kills the Joker and his defense is “okay how was I supposed to know that the dude who looked like that and attacked me was human? It’s not my fault you humans are so squishy! A ghost would have taken
emtothethird: I ACCIDENTALLY MADE THE CUTEST COOKIE IN THE WHOLE WORLD YESTERDAY.
jontronshat: im fucking CRYING someone on the xbox one made their gamertag “xbox sign out” and then they trap people on call of duty so they get angry and yell “xbox sign out! get out of the way!” and if they fuck up REAL good they sign out accidentally.
samagotchi: when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.
tsunderegod:kowabungadoodles: kowabungadoodles:ITS IN THESE MOMENTS THAT I LOVE MY COUNTRY SO MUCHThe loveable idiotsUpdate: Quite separately, the Irish government might have also accidentally managed to outlaw heterosexual marriage today. what in the
yoursecretsub:He had to leave, but at least the bruises stayed with me for a few days. The accidental marks of our brief time together. And a reminder of the feelings that I still hold in my heart. And hopefully also in his.
savarend replied to your post: I also need a backup plan in case I ca… queer punk au armin that’s my nighttime outfit tho! plus the purple hotpants I plan on wearing are way too short for the con floor.
oh whoops I just remembered I came out to the people interviewing me when explaining the importance of safe spaces oh well
cat-n-claw:I think the best pairings are the ones of two characters who were never meant to be paired or have any kind of special interaction but then the writers realized what a good pairing they would make and what potential those two characters have
gagagobble: weloveshortvideos: Maddie just poured hot grease from the bacon on duke THIS IS ME
yankeecountess: I’ve been binge-watching S2 and S3 of Broadchurch all weekend long :oPAnd while I’m not necessarily saying I ship Ellie and Alec, at the same time I wouldn’t object if they do end up together. That being said, I also just love
nebularum: i have a secret dream to one day unapologetically punch someone hard in the face.
Ok I’m going to bed but, like, earlier Vincent, one of my dogs, was sleeping on my bed and accidentally rolled off the edge ( because his favorite place to sleep is on the very edge with his paws dangling off). He didn’t get hurt or anything
I’ve used Mass Effect sound effects as various notifications on my phone for years now and I started replaying the series recently and it’s really throwing me ‘cause, like, every time there’s the comm chirp sound in the game I
your-reply: they look like two kids who like each other who accidentally made eye contact across the room at the school dance nerds
sailorpalinstrashcan: i accidentally dramatical volleyball lesbians au on twitter last night and it got out of hand because i liked the idea so so very much okay
i’’m laughing so hard there are these two messages in my inbox where i’m talking w/ someone about cute and fluffy romantic scenarios that make u want to curl up and die while the other one is just fuCK HIM UP AGAINST THE WALL SO HARD HE PISSES HIMSELF
magicbb8ball: the other night I had this dream where I decided that I wanted to get a restraining order against Jared Leto just to limit my chances of ever accidentally meeting Jared Leto. but then the courts were all like have you ever met Jared Leto
Shining from the inside outOr: Accidentally creating the next big fashion trend when it normally takes you years of hard workIt’s what you all asked for
krxs10: Chicago cop fatally shoots 19-year-old student and accidentally kills 55-year-old mother of five The Chicago Police Department was under fire again Saturday, the day after Christmas, after cops responding to a domestic disturbance call fatally
mens-rights-activia: hyrude: accidentally bought whole milk for the very first time and used it in my cereal… milk lovers? i get it now. i didnt get it before bc skim milk tastes like weird white water but now i get it. it’s like using melted ice
fuku-shuu: First look at the Shingeki no Kyojin film’s military uniform! (Source) Cast member Mizuhara Kiko originally posted this today on her Instagram here, but she quickly removed the post (No surprise why - she must’ve done it accidentally).
equalistmako: ohmykorra: i want a video of this scene where everything is the same except for the fact that asami ends up accidentally farting
Tumblr drama. Yay. I’m sorry for those involved, I’m not reblogging anything so as not to accidentally continue/ spread the drama. I do want to get in my two cents on the general topic, however, so here goes: If someone does something you
oops i accidentally looked at the large website and now i need all the hoodies and dresses
cobaltstrides: smellnoevil: after popular new features such as where the fuck is my customize theme button and shit i accidentally followed this random person off my dashboard check out this new sensation wow tumblr what the fuck are you doing to my
critcrockett:spookshowvixens:Don’t you just hate it when you give in to your lust for blood and you sink your fangs into a robot by mistake? The vampire equivalent of the “accidentally ate the fake fruit” faux pas.
escuerzoresucitado:disclaymore:brapclinic:escuerzoresucitado:👀Okay, but what is considered an “accidental release of chemicals?” Lawn pesticides going down the storm drain? One litre gasoline spills? Antifreeze being spilt in a parking
quasahi: the entire fandom during that memorable day
ultrafacts:Typically, the call is caused by objects in a person’s pocket or bag poking buttons on the phone. Because of typical sequences of button presses, the accidentally dialed number is often one that has been recently called from that phone, or
calboner: Oops! (June 2015; this was the accidental result of my pressing the shutter button when I thought that the delayed release was in effect but it was not). See all my self-photos at Calboner
I made 24 cookies for myself. I ate 4 slices of pizza. I accidentally made my final essay, that I was supposed to blow away, a page short. I turned it in with literally 45 seconds to spare. I am the student my professor told her students not to
Btw, I know you all were huge fans of the Amorous game stream last week, hah. But theres not gonna be a continuation stream. I accidentally may or may not have looked into the game on my own time and may or may not have yiffed every character possible
Weblena Week Day 12: Diary!Or in which Webby accidentally gives Lena her Diary to read instead of her research journal and Lena reads Webby’s ideas for what their last names will be when they get married(Also just gonna type out the comics words because
Whoops, I accidentally spent all day making this and finished WAY sooner than I thought I would lol, so here ya go! This one was fun to make :D(soldierofjoy)!!!! I LOVE THISHE’S SO CUTE I’M DEAD
wait but… why does ruby land on a statue and completely fuckin smash it. was she trying to land on top of it but accidentally decimated it instead?? I DONT GET THAT PART OF ALL THE PLACES TO LAND …
xactoe: i was trying to send a picture to my friends but i accidentally sent it to my family group message instead and it was the worst possible one…