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An afternoon at the beach. It was getting dark, on the way back to the parking lot, he figured, what the fuck - the worst that could happen is he won’t see her again. So, he ‘accidentally’ caught his folding chair on the waistband of
An afternoon at the beach. It was getting dark, on the way back to the parking lot, he figured, what the fuck - the worst that could happen is he won’t see her again. So, he ‘accidentally’ caught his folding chair on the waistband of his shorts
“Throwback to the time i accidentally linked this blog to my mom thinking i was sending her the link to a dress. Turns out the link for the dress never copied but i didn’t notice until after i’d sent the message "please xx”
roadsidepicnic: Sometimes it’s when a picture tells a story. Sometimes it’s the composition, or even the lighting. Sometimes it’s simply the look on the model’s face. Sometimes the camera just accidentally just captures a moment of beauty
jessipalooza:memewhore:ryan-hay-wood-you-do-me:avvviso:The many ways to accidentally kill your lover in your sleep while trying to be cuddly.In the last one, the cat dies by farts.dannyboiiii69Separate beds is the best position. she-wants-the-d20 the
gunrunnerhell: Colt Mark IV Series 80 The Series 80, named because of their production beginning in the 1980’s, were an improved model of the Series 70. A new firing pin safety system addressed the issue of accidental misfire when the gun was dropped
beebunny:geiszlerandgaila:surprisebitch:avvviso:The many ways to accidentally kill your lover in your sleep while trying to be cuddly.In the last one, the cat dies by farts. i just love that it’s two guys on the 2nd tiniestbabyunicorn OMGI AM THE
I really liked the idea of using the “pre-sex” pics from some of the Tonight’s Girlfriend material as fodder for the follies of a guy who locked himself in a Cyberlok, and then accidentally gave the control over to a prostitute.
Moving to the fire exit behind the set, he rushed down the stairs, accidentally kicking over a prop piece which alerted the others.“Who’s that using the fire exit?! Davidson, if you’re sneaking out for smoke, I swear I’ll-”At least this Davidson
esser-z: radioactivepeasant: lafemmedefandom: radioactivepeasant: lafemmedefandom: radioactivepeasant: Well out of the blue I just remembered today the time I accidentally joined the cast of a production of The Princess Bride….in the middle of
fattyatomicmutant: churchyardgrim: slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch: just-shower-thoughts: The fact that we can accidentally bite the insides of our cheeks has to be the biggest design flaw of the human body. NO SORRY IT’S THE FACT THAT OUR TRACHEA AND
did-you-kno: A bloodhound in Alabama went outside to pee, accidentally joined a half marathon, and ended up in 7th place. Ludivine, who often roams the town, unknowingly found her way to the starting line and stayed with the pack the rest of the way.The
sweetvicy: The reception at the museum was so incredibly boring, I could barely stand it. The only redeeming part was the fantastic hors d'oeuvres and the gorgeous waiter that kept bringing them out. After he “accidentally” brushed his big dick
thedailywhat: So Shines A Good Deed of the Day: A Club-Level server at Qualcomm Stadium, who accidentally tripped on a stair during the September 1st match-up between the Chargers and the 49ers, lost her grip on the ũ,000 stack she had been holding,
churchyardgrim: slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch: just-shower-thoughts: The fact that we can accidentally bite the insides of our cheeks has to be the biggest design flaw of the human body. NO SORRY IT’S THE FACT THAT OUR TRACHEA AND ESOPHAGUS CROSS AND
porthavens:porthavens:im on tumblr mobile. i scroll down the tumblr dash. i accidentally hit the create post button. i back out of the menu. im at the top of the dash again. i scroll past the posts ive seen and then hit new ones. i reblog one with a tag.
beebunny:geiszlerandgaila:surprisebitch:avvviso:The many ways to accidentally kill your lover in your sleep while trying to be cuddly.In the last one, the cat dies by farts. i just love that it’s two guys on the 2ndtiniestbabyunicornOMGI AM THE FUGITIVEIT
Eating pecans from the shell is fun because if you screw up and accidentally leave a tiny piece of the inner webbing of the shell on the nut it will nuke your mouth and completely ruin the whole experience
Ash waking up one morning and the first thing he sees on the pillow is Garys feet and finds that Gary somehow has flipped upside down during the night and his head is under the covers when he accidentally hits him in the face with his knee.
mini-stratford:It’s just appalling that they continued using the same formula over and over again just because the first movie was accidentally a hit. I get it that the system seems inventive around the first movie, but, after five movies of the same
bimboisbetter: Tina had planned to spend the night in the hotel room reading. Then the TV snapped on. She hadn’t meant to hit the remote - maybe she rolled on it accidentally? But no, it was over on the nightstand. Weird. She picked it up, and… watched
stephendann: churchyardgrim: slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch: just-shower-thoughts: The fact that we can accidentally bite the insides of our cheeks has to be the biggest design flaw of the human body. NO SORRY IT’S THE FACT THAT OUR TRACHEA AND ESOPHAGUS
phantomdoodler: other stories my mom has from working at the police department: one of the detectives got his tie caught in a paper shredder one of the detectives was showing off his gun and accidentally discharged it across the office. luckily the
hooligan-nova: the-real-eye-to-see:The message! People need to figure it out! JonTron accidentally started an earnest discussion on the evils of ironic bigotry among the people who needed to be discussing it the most.
did-you-kno: There’s a ‘typo’ on the Lincoln Memorial. The full texts of The Gettysburg Address and Lincoln’s Second Inaugural Address were hand-carved, and the engraver accidentally inscribed the word EUTURE instead of FUTURE on the north
teaboot: stephendann: churchyardgrim: slightlyfrumiousbandersnatch: just-shower-thoughts: The fact that we can accidentally bite the insides of our cheeks has to be the biggest design flaw of the human body. NO SORRY IT’S THE FACT THAT OUR TRACHEA
lizzibennet:lizzibennet:the existence of tumblr tags as the sotto voce of internet communication is one of the most brilliant website features ever. and it’s funny because it’s accidental the ability to comment and yet add nothing to the body of
classichorrorblog: The Return Of The Living Dead (1985) Directed by Dan O’Bannon When a bumbling pair of employees at a medical supply warehouse accidentally release a deadly gas into the air, the vapors cause the dead to become zombies.
mathpreacher: accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell
colourmeastonished: mathpreacher: accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell if you think that’s bad, one time I was skimming stones and my thumb caught my headphones and I
aggressica: When you accidentally push your true love down an impossibly steep hill: The only possible solution to accidentally pushing your true love down an impossibly steep hill:
mormonstrous: theshrikeabyssal: squiddly—diddly: Now that gay marriage is legal in Nevada does that mean drunk straight dudes in Las Vegas can accidentally get married. #’accidentally’#’suppose we have to spend the rest of our lives together
nudeandnaughtycelebs: Francisca Undurraga accidental real nip slip on tv (I say accidental real because apparently the context is them talking about her having a fake one)
godlymalik: “vevo accidentally released the story of my life music video” “iTunes accidentally released midnight memories”
exceptionals: suecidal: exceptionals: when u accidentally type can i suck ur dick instead of hey How the fuck can you even type that?? by accidentally typing can i suck ur dick instead of hey @sft425 me
buenastardis: JESUS CHRIST I ACCIDENTALLY SENT MY POTENTIAL FUTURE BOSS A PICTURE OF NIC CAGE RATHER THAN MY COVER LETTER+RESUME, WHICH WAS A ZIP FILE TITLED WITH A BUNCH OF NUMBERS LIKE THE JPG I ACCIDENTALLY ATTACHED OH MY GOD
colourmeastonished: mathpreacher: accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell if you think that’s bad, one time I was skimming stones and my thumb caught my headphones and
I’m also laughing a little cause I caught the update so quick that Hussie accidentally put up the previous update’s picture the one with the iphone and I refreshed the page and then the picture with Jake and Erisolsprite was up
thesketcherlass: HAHA UHHH SO I asked you folks for prompts and this very nice anon suggested Jaspidot + fusion dance + failing fusion dance and falling into an accidental kiss, which was the cutest friggin thing except I accidentally made an entire
wild-depression-appears:dommehour:the idea of accidentally discovering someone’s kink is so hot to me, like jokingly calling someone a good boy and they get all red and flustered and you’re just like OH. ohHehehe, or accidentally *creating*
lonelytreestump: My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you “Accidentally”
