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I got this picture text from my older sister that only said “miss u”. She must have realized by now that she sent it to me instead of her boyfriend, but she’s saying nothing! What do I do? I thought it was hard enough not checking her
mywifeandhim: My wife never forgets her lover’s balls. She knows that he is very sensitive there and will cum soon if she keeps that. This time what killed him was when she rubbed his balls and said: “Give me everything that is in here. Deep in meâ€
xx-sissylilly-xx: Sam’s girlfriend said him that she prefer shaved men.Sam’s girlfriend said him that she prefer long-haired men.Sam has no idea of what is coming next… And you ?
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What did you think when your girlfriend said, “if you truly loved me, you should love me enough to share me with another man”? Did you think that she mostly fucks him?.
Your mom was very supportive, wasn’t she? She even said that wives may need more in bed than what their husbands are able to provide, that you should be proud of being a supportive husband, and that you should ask my boss to allow you to name our baby
That’s what my girlfriend said after she asked me to slip on her bright pink panties after sex one day. Then she smiled when she saw my boner and stroked it in her panties until I came again.
hotwife-mywife-hiswife-boobnip: As my wife and I watched tv she kept putting her legs over me and said “you know what your friend said to me last week when he was over, that he would lick my pussy for hours” that’s all it took for me to turn round
milfloverworld: When Amy asked her dad for a raise in her allowance she had no idea that this is what it would take to convince him. He also said that in order to keep up the hefty raise she was asking for, she would have to do this for him every day.
tossme: “Éowyn, Éowyn!” cried Éomer amid his tears. But she opened her eyes and said: "Éomer! What joy is this? For they said that you were slain. Nay, but that was only the dark voice in my dreams. How long have I been dreaming?”
arnold-ziffel: I said… “Wow… what a nice kitty…”She lowered her glasses and gave me a look that could kill…I said… “Your car!!! Your Jaguar… that’s a cat…”Sometimes you just need to be quiet and enjoy the ride…SFT edit #2
captionspornesp: Mom asked me what MILF means. I said: Mom i like to fuck. After I answered, she wanted to know if I saw her as one. I said yes, not knowing that she would take my answer so literallyMamá me preguntó qué significa MILF. Dije: Mamá
haversackers: “I can cum,” my wife said, “But you still can’t. You won’t have permission to cum, regardless of what happens….”What this means, is that I’m fucked… She gets all worked up when she edges me, and once she starts to orgasm,
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I just watched a woman nearly drown in piss
voyeurexhibition:“What are you?’, he said. “Your girl”, she answered. He slapped her face. She knew what a hard slap was and that wasn’t it, but knew that it could soon follow. “What are you?”, he said, evenly. “I’m your whore”. He
filthylesbiansex: “Wow, yes, I see what you mean!” my mistress’ friend said as she watched me pushing my hand into my ass, “she really digs that!”“Oh yes, she’s taken to her training very well, haven’t you my pet?” Mistress said to
demurest: deluxe-belle: ellesbee: “The first time I was on the cover of Seventeen, the cover line said ‘Nina: Why she wouldn’t date any of her co-stars.’ And then cut to two years later…it’s funny that I said that, but you know what? It
hawaiiansdonotblog: I overheard a mother telling her daughter while playing ‘Life’ that she needed to put a blue and a pink in the front instead of 2 pinks. When the little girl asked why she was told because that’s what the rules said. She then
okay, the wikia said that mels/melody/river song are the same. mels is interesting. crazy. she blames the doctor for pretty much everything because she believes that he should save everyone due to the silence. now she wants to kill hitler. what the hell.
camilajauregui-blog: “I think you’re perfect. You’re beautiful, no matter what that guy said, no matter what your mom thinks, no matter what that stupid bitch next to you says or implies when she talks about herself. You’re perfect. To me.
turnsnikkion: And suddenly she knew exactly what her husband had meant when he said that she needed to learn to separate love and sex. She had always feared that letting another man fuck her would somehow damage the love that they shared a husband and
yessiraustraliatribute:She was pouty and anxious that day.“Come here,” I said.“Huh?”“I said come here!”I put my hand up under her dress.“I know what you need,” I said.I fingered her until she came. Her mood dramatically improved.
vampire-diaries: “The first time I was on the cover of Seventeen, the cover line said ‘Nina: Why she wouldn’t date any of her co-stars.’ And then cut to two years later…it’s funny that I said that, but you know what? It was honestly what
jwayland: “The first time I was on the cover of Seventeen, the cover line said ‘Nina: Why she wouldn’t date any of her co-stars.’ And then cut to two years later…it’s funny that I said that, but you know what? It was honestly what I believed
tossme: “Éowyn, Éowyn!” cried Éomer amid his tears. But she opened her eyes and said: “Éomer! What joy is this? For they said that you were slain. Nay, but that was only the dark voice in my dreams. How long have I been dreaming?”
brekkerghafa: The first time I was on the cover of Seventeen, the cover line said ‘Nina: Why she wouldn’t date any of her co-stars.’ And then cut to two years later…it’s funny that I said that, but you know what? It was honestly what I believed
“I hope you don’t mind that I invited my sister, Stacey, to join us, Mr. Crude,” said Tracey. “Besides looking like me, she has the same interests, if you know what I mean.”Before he could respond, Stacey said, “That’s right. I’d love
It wasn’t long after Mr. Crude arrived at Sara’s place that she suddenly stood up, turned her back towards him and said, “Look what you’ve done!”“Pardon me? What have I done?” he asked.Sara leaned forward some and said, “Look!”“Okay…
“What’s the matter, May?” asked Mr. Crude.“It’s starting to leak out,” she replied.“I thought that’s what you wanted,” he said.“It is, but there’s so much of it! I’ve never in my life had so much cum inside me! Do you always shoot
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arnold-ziffel: She said I made her smile… what could be better than that?
angelfeminist: so a bisexual girl came out to her bf and he said “theres no such thing people like that are whores” and broke up with heryou know what she did? fucked his sister
666hunnabruh: ibadbitch: missj0hnson: l2unaway: lickdacake: ajtrappin: Jigga what Selena Gomez 😍😍 Damn ma She said “fuck yo new bitch that looks like me & your other old bitch combined.” YAAAS WTF IM IN LOVE Wtf
sinful-obession: She said no. That didn’t stop us from taking what we wanted from her.
dakotaaaa: my youngest sister was trying to express that someone died with her limited child vocabulary and what she finally said was “his ghost fell out” its been fucking me up all week
arnold-ziffel:She said… “It’s OK if the cat has your tongue… that’s what I was hoping for…”
kaijudesu: sexeed: skelliwog: velvet-moon: what tits actually look like this made me feel a lot better about myself amen lmfao I just asked my mum to pick which ones were hers and she said “none, there aren’t any that go down to their knees”
sometimes I don’t get why some of you reblog random posts of mine like “today on the couch my mom said she really likes celery” *reblog* why?? did this happen to you too? are you mocking my mother? what’s happenninnnng
burningpeanutsoulcalzone-deacti::Cry on my balls, sweetie. Her Tinder profile said she doesn’t suck dick. I said that she’ll do what I want her to.
okay i’m going to back up and take back what i said about “Karcat" She called him "Karcat” once, in this panel and i’ll be completely honest that while Karcat of course has the same pronunciation as Karkat, it looks
arnold-ziffel: She said I made her smile… what could possibly be better than that…
keetme234: I watched from the couch in bewildered amazement as my beautiful wife dropped to her knees in front of everyone; the room suddenly gone silent. How could she do this? I hadn’t meant what I said. It doesn’t bother me that all her friends
myredbike: Can we last? “But we’re not what we used to be,” she said. “That’s ok,” he replied. “Nothing stays shiny forever. Some things break over time. But others improve. Every mark and scratch, every dint and sign
My Mom said she wants Naruto to be her son and not gonna lie I’m so offended How can I compete with that??? He saved the world I can barely butter my own bread at dinner
lust4girls: “She said I could never do that But I know you can, you are in my dream We are one person, not two of a kind And what was mine is now in your possession I could feel you underneath my skin As the wind rushed in, it sent the kitchen table
552: part2of3: 552: *texts bae at 3am* hey baby, according to this buzzfeed quiz you’re only 48% in love with me ????? hmm 📝 I told this girl I knew that we were a 98% match on okcupid. And she said “yea but what about the other 2%?” I’m
firecracker2017: commitedforlife: arnold-ziffel:She said I made her smile… what could be better than that? 💋 You do make me smile… No better feeling in the world! @domnicedoc
erogenousmind: “Hypnosis isn’t real,” Trisha said with a scoff. “It’s just showmanship and a little acting. I can’t believe you fell for that!” “What? No, it’s totally real! I told you, I did it.” Katie was shocked. She and Trisha
“Juliet’s wish was you, Romeo. She said that when this was all over, it was her intention to leave this place with you. What this child really wanted… was you.”
mexicanist: 666hunnabruh: ibadbitch: missj0hnson: l2unaway: lickdacake: ajtrappin: Jigga what Selena Gomez 😍😍 Damn ma She said “fuck yo new bitch that looks like me & your other old bitch combined.” YAAAS WTF IM IN LOVE Wtf
mikuhotsauce: what if miku was doing a concert and there were these assholes booing her and stuff (bc theyre assholes like that) and miku just puts on a really fake smile and keep singing and her voice is just kinda shaking by the end while shes trying
