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thebigcockbully: It’s Valentine’s day and you just gave your girlfriend a lovely heart necklace as one of the gifts from you. As she was trying it on her phone rang and she said she had to go but might be back later. What could be so important that
My wife said she was going to the market to pick up some dark meat. I thought she meant to make a stew or something. Apparently that is NOT what she meant!
Amy by cyberkitten01 Haven’t uploaded in a while!Here is a girl from work that I have a massive crush on. I asked what powers would she have and she said flight, so here she is soaring high above New York City
It’s Valentine’s day and you just gave your girlfriend a lovely heart necklace as one of the gifts from you. As she was trying it on her phone rang and she said she had to go but might be back later. What could be so important that your girlfr
alphasrule: 1cumsinside618: She thought it was all a joke, that is till she feels him pushing in her . then she knew he was going to do just what he said . Fuck his little girl till his nut ran down her leg.teaseing her father was always just a game
bimbosminder: “200 bucks to suck my dick.” That’s when Nadine turned around and slapped that guy. “I am not a whore,” she said. What the heck was wrong with guys these days? She was just trying to buy some orange juice and some Raisin Bran!
apprenticemockingbird: auncyen: missjonesie99: videohall: News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim. I don’t know what’s funnier, how she said physical activities or the snort. I love how she gradually loses it. She
myredbike: “Give it to me,” she said, teasing him with that dirty sparkle in her eye. “Do you think you know how to?” It was almost as if she were taunting him, challenging him. He knew what she was doing. It was plain as day. And yet, every
When I got back to the office, my secretary, Helen, was smirking at me. “What?” I said, looking down to see if I had a stain on my shirt or something. “Mrs. Dennis is in your office waiting for you,” she said. Oh. That explained
familialfantasy: I told my sister I wasn’t gentle when I had sex and she chuckled saying “It’s a shame we can’t fuck, BIG bro. I love rough sex.” She licked her lips as she said it, what would you do? That’s right, I banged THE FUCKING
After chatting to this girl at the bar for a while she whispered in my ear “I’m definitely fucking you tonight”.It was only when we got to my apartment that I realized what she meant.“Suck my cock baby” she said.
“Thank you for being so gentle” she said. “But what are you going to say about that wet spot on the side of the bed?”“Don’t worry about it,” I said. “Mom makes even a bigger spot than you.” I think
beautifulanderoticincest: Earlier that day, Mom said she knew what we were doing and was planning on yelling at us and grounding us for the rest of our lives. But, when she snuck in to catch us, she changed her mind. She took this photo and told
teaseanddenialcaptions: Hello? No, your girlfriend isn’t home, this is Katie, her new roommate. What? No, she is not here…didn’t she tell you? She traveled to Europe for a few weeks. No, she said nothing about a key…But it’s great that you’re
chattelprod: she kind of knew that when daddy said he was going to give her something pink and pretty for valentines day, this was along the lines of what to expect. but she did enjoy her new buttplug, how big and filling it was, as she got to play with
My girlfriend asked me what goth means (she’s from Germany and wasn’t familiar with the term) and after I described it, she said that basically, she’s a goth. So in short, I have a big tiddy goth GF, and you don’t.
incorrect48quotes:Sayaka: I didn’t drink that much last night.Sae: You were flirting with Takamina.Sayaka: So what? She’s my partner.Sae: You asked her if she was single.Sae: And cried when she said she wasn’t.
charliechastity:You bet her she wouldn’t dress like your fantasy and flash you in public.She asked what she’d get if she does it. You said anything.Maybe you should have set some limits on that. Unless you want to be her chaste slave for a year. At
littlestkittyprincess: My mom texted me a picture today, she said “This is you!” The picture was of Wonder Woman and read “She needed a hero, so that’s what she became.” I cried.
tuhmblr-logic: auncyen: missjonesie99: videohall: News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim. I don’t know what’s funnier, how she said physical activities or the snort. I love how she gradually loses it. She gives it
bigmammallama5: galesofnovember: “What happened?” I said to the perky Lush employee when I saw the almost entirely empty shelf that should contain bath bombs “Have you heard of tumblr?” she said in response. Apparently the
alasou:She just asked someone on a date and she said yes. She’s gone in daydream land for a few hours. Or at least that’s what will happen IRL anyway when I’ll date again. =3
stfuconservatives: roxanneritchi: A deleted tweet from Sarah Palin. She is deleting anything that may show what she has said and done and advocated: TakeBackthe20.com, her tweets, posts on Facebook. She started doing this BEFORE she bothered to extend
paekistan: What she says: I’m fine What she means: Gandhi was a racist, misogynist, sexist who said that the rape of a woman was her own fault. He slept with naked underage girls to test his celibacy and degraded them to mere sex objects. He talked
zubat: Eric Garners death isn’t even a case of he said/she said. It’s not “Well, we don’t know what really happened” because we very much do. His death was recorded in HD and posted on YouTube. We KNOW that he was unjustifiably murdered when
cdfantasy: “Oh Yeah! Baby, you did it!” 7 weeks of training and she finally swallowed my whole cock. I raised my daughter to understand that pleasing a man is the best way to get what you want in life. She said she wants to marry rich and
stevenbasic: “Ooooo….but I’m just a dumb bunny…” she giggled, “isn’t that what you always said?” He could barely hear her, so consumed was he from the flood of pheromones pouring off her skin in waves. Pheromones that, until now, she
ai-yo: fullten: therunnersam: Come on Erykah what the fuck She’s always been like that 🙄, she don’t give a shit about black women, especially little black girls She said little girls need to cover up to not attract grown men and called R.
prettyboyshyflizzy: damndatsdezi: Everybody wanna be black until it’s time to be black She said I hate your entire family I’ve never heard someone say that to another person before 😭 but yeah she know what she was doing and deserves everything
bearded-pervert: My sexy wife went shopping today and I got a quick view of what she bought. She said I sound at least take a few pictures so people knew she was still alive and that when her busy season was over we’d have a picture taking day with
davetheparent: love-justsluts: Mommy said I’d get more attention if I didn’t wear panties…..she said it worked for her at the Prom………I’m so popular now…. And it makes me proud that girls are learning what FM heels are at a younger age
rnomn: My younger sis went out last night and came back very drunk…. She begged my not to tell mom and dad the next morning when she was hungover, begged…. She said she’d do anything! I’ll hold her to that, oh I’ll get what I want…
slenclerman: ugh i was talking to this girl and she was wearing a band tshirt and i asked her what her favourite album was and she said that she only knew one song so i congratulated her on expanding her music taste and not caring on whether or not
fatherdaughterincest: Her stepfather finally agreed to pay for her boob job, but he wanted a little something in return. She said yes without even asking what he wanted, but now that she has the big fake tits she’s always wanted, it’s time for her
ONE DAY, MY MOM CAUGHT ME JERKING OFF AND SHE COULDN’T BELIEVE IT, BUT THEN, SHE WANTED TO SEE WHAT I HAD IN MY BOXERS. SO I PULLED IT OUT AND WITH AMAZEMENT MOM WAS OVERWHELMED WITH HORNINESS. SHE SAID, LET ME SEE THAT AGAIN. AND SO I DID AND THEN
semoernike: My sister has always thought I was a lazy pc nerd so she said she would do anything if I beat her at a two mile run. What she didn’t know is that I actually jog a lot. In hindsight I should have asked for more than just a glimpse of her
amazingandonfire: once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room
indie-secrets: nike-laos: this too shall pass Whenever I’m down or stressed or just going through a rough time, my mom always says to me “this too shall pass”. She said that that was what her mom used to tell her when she was feeling sad, and
hewhoapplebucks: That’s what I said! If I have one very high hope for the third season, it is that AJ gets her own song that can compare with the ones that the other Man Six got. Just her parts from Winter Wrap Up and At the Gala show that she is a
sonnet20: the-arachnocommunist: paekistan: What she says: I’m fine What she means: Gandhi was a racist, misogynist, sexist who said that the rape of a woman was her own fault. He slept with naked underage girls to test his celibacy and degraded them
blackdomesticdiscipline: So my wife got written up at work… I asked her what her momma would to if she got written up a school, she said “Whoop my butt.” So thats what I did.
ironicallyoutubetrash: What she says: I’m fine.What she means: HANNAH HART AND INGRID NILSEN ARE OFFICIALLY DATING AND ALSO MY QUEEN TYLER OAKLEY HAS ADMITTED IN AN INTERVIEW THAT HE HAS A BOYFRIEND AND ALSO TROYE SIVAN HAS SAID HE IS IN LOVE AND IT
nowacking:fangirltothe-end:The lead actor in 50 Shades of Gray said in an interview “He’s not my kind of guy. I don’t like the idea of someone telling a girl what she should eat and how much she should exercise and all that stuff. That’s not right.
preemie-fetus: ironicallyoutubetrash: What she says: I’m fine. What she means: HANNAH HART AND INGRID NILSEN ARE OFFICIALLY DATING AND ALSO MY QUEEN TYLER OAKLEY HAS ADMITTED IN AN INTERVIEW THAT HE HAS A BOYFRIEND AND ALSO TROYE SIVAN HAS SAID
When Mr. Crude saw Tayla lying on the bed he told her, “You certainly do look inviting like that.”She smiled as she looked into his eyes and said, “Good, ‘cause that’s exactly what I’m doing - inviting you to join me
afatblackfairy: what-a-disastrophe: what-a-disastrophe: gothic-punk: therunnersam: cosmic-noir: reginaxr0se: rosyprncss: lagonegirl: please get on this! Protect Black Girls! We as community have to look after each other. She said that she
samulettes: I really really feel the need to commend Danneel for saying this. This person calls her beautiful and she said that gaining weight is what makes her beautiful. I mean, all bodies are beautiful, but she doesn’t say that losing weight is
magicsky: Say that one more time and I’ll spank your sexy ass until it’s radiates heat. And she said it again. I’m beginning to think that’s exactly what she wanted. 😈
“So what if she’s transphobic?” is a sentence that @neonpurplevans actually said and was completely serious. I can’t. You’re a piece of garbage. Honestly, I have no way to reason with you if THAT is what you think. If it
forbidden-fantasies23: Oh hey bro! I was thinking about what you said when you were drunk the other night about moms breasts feeling so good when you touched them that night she was passed out drunk that i just had to try for myself, you know what im
You bet her she wouldn’t dress like your fantasy and flash you in public.She asked what she’d get if she does it. You said anything.Maybe you should have set some limits on that. Unless you want to be her chaste slave for a year. At least a year…
jotopp:This enormous ASS is is beautiful and begs to be kneaded like dough during a hot horny loud doggie style fuck, Brie Brown has said that she wants to be fucked like a fat slut, and that is the best way to give her what she wants
