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zorrodaddy: How to Get Daddy to Buy You a Doggy - “I don’t know what happened to the rest of the sketties, Daddy. I can’t figure it out. I was eating them and then they were gone!†she said with a fuss so convincing that he believed her.
tricias-captions:When Frannie’s friend had recommended Dr. Virginia Collins, PysD, her friend had explained to Frannie that Dr. Collins’ methods were “unusual”. “But don’t fight her, Frannie,” the friend had said. “Do what she tells you.”So
I flopped my hardening schlong right on her face. “Oh my God, you’re huge!” she said. “We need to find a place to put that big thing don’t we? I don’t think any of my spaces are big enough for him. Let me see what I
I flopped my hardening schlong right on her face.“Oh my God, you’re huge!” she said. “We need to find a place to put that big thing don’t we? I don’t think any of my spaces are big enough for him. Let me see what I can do…I promise I’ll
girthyencounters: I flopped my hardening schlong right on her face. “Oh my God, you’re huge!” she said. “We need to find a place to put that big thing don’t we? I don’t think any of my spaces are big enough for him. Let me see what I can
girthyencounters: I flopped my hardening schlong right on her face. “Oh my God, you’re huge!” she said. “We need to find a place to put that big thing don’t we? I don’t think any of my spaces are big enough for him. Let me see what I can do…I
tweetpik: phillydonk: Phillydonk What her name… How can I get in contact She said bissonet!!! That’s a H town bitch 4 real….get at me mama
One month after your mom’s boss hired your girlfriend, you had to watch her keeling in front of him as he emptied his cum into her mouth, and you understood what you mom meant when she said, “perhaps it’s not bad at all that he hires her, you are
birdsweets:Commissions are officially a go!With that being said I’m gonna keep it a bit small for the moment until i get the hang of it.Now onto the rules!What I will draw:FurriesFeral AnimalsPonies (canon or fan oc)Fantasy creatures (preferably oc
erogenousmind: “Hypnosis isn’t real,” Trisha said with a scoff. “It’s just showmanship and a little acting. I can’t believe you fell for that!”“What? No, it’s totally real! I told you, I did it.” Katie was shocked. She and Trisha
bottomlessanal: Visible nipple There are not very many woman that can smile like this when there is a cock in their ass. It takes experience, practice and maturity. You go girl What Bottomless said… She must be an angel ;-)
mandmcum: 4realswing: So hot! What do you think? That is pretty hot! Blindfolded so you don’t know who’s cum your getting or who’s cock is in your mouth. All sensation and imagination! I love the way she said Thank You! Lol
Daddy’s secretary looked surprised to see me. Or perhaps it was how I was dressed. I posed in front of her and said sultrily, “Is Daddy available?” knowing exactly what she would think. Which only made sense, because that was exactly
kaijudesu: sexeed: skelliwog: velvet-moon: what tits actually look like this made me feel a lot better about myself amen lmfao I just asked my mum to pick which ones were hers and she said “none, there aren’t any that go down to their knees”
artcorrart: “Oh fuck, don’t stop baby, I’m cumming, please don’t stop!” As he started to pump his salty load into her welcoming mouth, she idly wondered why they always said that. What sort of frigid bitches did her clients normally
hairyisnaturalandgorgeous:What? You’re surprised of my gorgeous natural beauty ♡♡♡ I would love if she said that to me.
belledearie: “I feel pressure because we want to make a really good show and I’m super hyper-competitive, as Katie knows. I would say to her during the pilot, “Katie I want to win.” She’d go, “Stephen, what does that mean?” I said,
bubbleant: A while back, I had my heart broken. My mother came into the room and gave me a Band-Aid. She said: “To heal your broken heart”, and gave me a kiss. I still have that Band-Aid with me. It reminds me that no matter what, I will be ok. It
haversackers: “Hey, Jake! Guess what? You said Toni doesn’t like it up the ass… Turns out she does…. It’s just that your dick is simply too fucking big for her little shitter… I always knew that I’d find some advantage to
toomuchgray: “too young to be so sad" صغير جدًا على الحزن Actually its not my style in design, but as she said: what matters is that you express your feelings.
parttimesissy: batorboy: loosergooner: I’d be a liar if I didn’t say she really turns me on. I’d be a liar if I didn’t say that I want to be her and get throat raped by an army of black cock I’d be … oh, hell, what HE said!
You heard what mom said. Ever since you got caught with Kayla, I’m in control of your cock. Yeah, she probably just meant that I need to make sure you don’t hook up with any of my friends, but I took it literally. You want me to get you in trouble
The first collab that me and Lord Daftles did together as a present for Rose. Daftles did the lines, I did the coloring, Rose did the gift receiving and all of our shit was super-fly. From what I recall, I think she said that it was “pretty neato&rd
Its really fucking annoying when boys think they can follow you around walmart and hit on you after you walked away and said no. Whats even more annoying is when they have a friend who is a girl and shes recording it and giggling. You’re a fucking girl.
liquidstar: liquidstar: in highschool my art teacher asked a girl what she thinks of picasso and that bitch said “the little yellow thing?” picasso
leyladopp:Translation:M: So, what did you do for Valentine’s day?Y: Well…Explanation: Here in Chile when someone is being the “third weel“ we said that He/She/They is/are playing the violin.
highlife3535: This is as close as Janice would get to letting me fuck her. She said “I like you but you don’t deserve to know what it feels like to be inside me”. The closest I will get to that is jerking off a few inches away from her sweet
ms-demeanor: ms-demeanor: ms-demeanor: ms-demeanor: Sometimes I forget that I really am pretty weird and my experiences are fairly far afield from “normal.” This girl who I vaguely knew from the coffee shop showed up one day and said she thought
stuffbrawl: himteckerjam: queenconsuelabananahammock: Hoooolyyyyy shit. WOWBoost the fuck outta thisThat’s appalling So I actually went and sent a message to that staff member about what was said in those tweets and she sent this response: PLEASE
Happy birthday, Daddy. What’s that? Oh, this dress - yeah, Mom picked it out. She said this kind of thing was your favorite. *giggle* Yes, Mom knows about this. Who do you think thought of this? I’d never have, but I’m more than happy
espineux: Yes. It’s another one of these. She’s naked, yet so in control. I’ll say what I said last time; it’s the rare fucking photo that pulls this off.
dakotaaaa: my youngest sister was trying to express that someone died with her limited child vocabulary and what she finally said was “his ghost fell out” its been fucking me up all week
familylovesister:Oh my God, brother. You’re fucking huge. Fuck what I said about you just watching. I need that inside me. I’ll even let you fuck me whenever you want. You could even cum in me One day while she was taking a bath, her brother really
worn-fire-xxx: letmepostyouramateursex: My bar ain’t trying to let me watch the game earlier.. So this is what she does. Who said white girls can’t move that ass!
toesandsolescouple: “Lets do this for Tumblr she said.” 😉 Give her some credit for that. What do you think of her soles? 👣👀 Lick it or sniff it? Leave her a sweet comment. ❤️ 👏 Reblog to make these beauties famous. 🤲
datcatwhatcameback: datdrunkpone: idk… The doll, yes. The Twilight? Just as bad. She just does not look good in that style… ^What Skoony said.
heck-yeah-mary: quarium-mod: Is there anything to be said in here? yeah, starting a few days ago, Mary and I are officially a thing! We are super close and have some excellent chemistry. I kid you not! she’s amazing and there’s no one that gets
did-you-kno: “I knew what it was like to be hurt,” she said. “The many times that that happened, I wish someone would have stood up for me.” “But violence is violence - nobody deserves to be hurt, especially not for an idea.” “For
“I-I can’t wield that…!” “You’re weak.” “I am not!” “Then do what I said. Now!” “B-but… You really don’t get it, do you?” she asked, not moving. “That’s a specialty jur…!” “Yes it
Koori froze and her eyes widened. “Let… go… of… my… ears…” she said in a quiet voice. “I will not ask again.”And what happened after that still makes me WTF. Ah well.
dinnertime88: good friends -“…<Nevermind the weird shape, it’s just a normal tanning booth. Just lay down inside and I’ll be back in an hour or so, Penelope.>… That’s exactly what they said to her, I swear!”-“ …And she believed
masterlovehurts: “There aren’t that many guys into anal,” is what Crystal said to her friends when they told her she’d better start training for when the Sexual Service Act passed. The first guy to bend her over after The Act passed fucked her
dinnertime88: good friends -“…<Nevermind the weird shape, it’s just a normal tanning booth. Just lay down inside and I’ll be back in an hour or so, Penelope.>… That’s exactly what they said to her, I swear!”-“ …And she
thedaddycomplex: donkeysalright: Batman Princess When asked what she wanted to be for Halloween, Mabel said “Batman Princess,” so that’s exactly the costume her mom made. This is the best thing ever in the history of everything.
poo0plion: thewinksofgod: krxs10: !!!!!BREAKING UPDATE!!!!!!Teen who recorded the incident at a McKinney suburban community pool is speaking out about what happened. She said that it all started when two white women made racial slurs/comments to the
dynastylnoire: dakotaaaa: my youngest sister was trying to express that someone died with her limited child vocabulary and what she finally said was “his ghost fell out” its been fucking me up all week Awwww
s-lb: (♪) One day, while walking through the woods, a bear said to me, “Little girl, please wait. You were so cute that I lost my breath! I was that surprised” Oh, my, Mr. Bear, thank you very much. “No matter what, she’ll come out on top in
emilycheng8: asihubinnyc: ashleyserves: wuxan1980: Gook cunts love fitness and white man can be the best instructor. The only workout I need. You asked your wife what the big ball in the workout room was for. She said that her trainer stretches
stepmotherdearest: “What is that smell? I’ve checked all the toddlers in the daycare and I still can’t find where it’s coming from. We recently emptied the diaper pail also, so it’s not that,” she said confusedly to the other female caretakers.
jordan–reet:“That would be fantastic.” He actually meant what he said, he didn’t know if she thought he was kidding or not. “I hope they are, if not that’d be kinda sad and pathetic in a way.” “I’ve already got a book in mind.”
castiel-stole-my-pie: thatqueersouthernkid: ALWAYS REBLOG you know I never actually realized what it said on the box… I just always thought this had so many notes because that girl clearly doesn’t fit in that tiny box because she’s too big for
loreweaver-universe: roachpatrol: loreweaver-universe: “I’m…not a real person.” There’s no question mark in that sentence. Yes, she misinterpreted what Greg said, thinking he meant her instead of him, but…that’s not her saying “You
disneyineveryway: brideoffire: i’m never going back, the past is in the past I love it when she said “that perfect girl is gone” it is like what do you mean… That perfect girl is still there.
pussymodsgalorePussy stretching, fisting. A fist and a dildo together.An earlier poster said: “I’d love to stretch my wife this far… I wonder what she’d think about having a pussy that can accommodate a stuffing like that.” Well, there is only
Emma, Bella and Sabrina stood together as Mr. Crude walked up.“Why is it that I feel like I’m in trouble, Sabrina?” he asked.“You’re not in trouble, old man. Yet,” she said with a laugh.“Yet? What’s that supposed to mean?” he asked.Emma
privatefamilytime: “What the hell?” was all I could say when I saw my baby sister on the floor in that pose.All she said was, “I just want you to look at three things, Eric: One - How flexible I am, Two - my tits that still look firm and perky
thingsthatmakeuscum: licentiouswhore: opentofun13: My date was startled and surprised, when my wife walked in on us. I just looked at my wife and said “lick my cock”. My date was even more surprised when that was exactly what she did. “That’s