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no see look they’re not fighting theyre just being gay my heart isnt breaking at all everything is fine everything is completely fi;;;;;;;;
felicitatem: @ wlw: compliment that girl. you’re not being predatory. you’re not being creepy. you’re going to make her day that much fucking better and your feelings are beautiful and your intentions are pure.
Cartoon Universe: Gem placement is symbolic and indicative of personalities. It’s not random.Me, not an intellectual: Ow fuck I bonked my elbow again haha I’ll just plop that on my OCAlso me: I burned my lip with a cigarette once… yeah, stick
beyondthetemples-ooc: stelte23: punkfistfights: redemption arcs do not rely on forgiveness! if a character is behaving a certain way just to be forgiven, that is not a good redemption arc! redemption arcs rely on people realizing their own behavior
studywithkal: Small tips that make a (healthier) difference Hey you! I dare you to try your best to follow this checklist tomorrow! But hey! Not so fast. Why not try it again the next day (and every day after that)? Sometimes it’s the smaller changes
This is a little morbid.There’s this bridge in the area I play Pokemon Go. Every time I cross it, I look down, and think about jumping. Not that hard. Just long enough to remind myself that not only would it not kill me, it would probably break my bones,
lighthouse1138: cliffyluke: full offense #JusticeForAmphibianMan that poor FISH had no idea what was going on when that WOMAN essentially raped him this fish wasn’t human enough to know not to eat the damn cat his ass was NOT human enough to know what
BUT… BUT… THE NEW PRIME EARTH OF MARVEL IT’S NOT EVEN TWO MONTHS OLD. AND ANOTHER CIVIL WAR? whyyyy AND WHY BENDIS????? HE IS NOT GOOD WITH EVENTS!!!!And seriously marvel it’s that so hard to don’t have an event every 4 months…
What if, Lapis does not become a Crystal Gem, but instead becomes an Off Color? Not only that but what if it is Fluorite that shows how healthy and beautiful fusions can be? What if a fusion between Lapis and Fluorite is a giantass fairy gem? Cause Fluori
things that are important:
I always wonder if you think about me from time to time. Probably not though, because you most likely hate me don’t you? I don’t know, it’s weird, that I still think about you, and that I can remember everything we did together, even
To be honest. I tell people that I feel like I’m getting a lot better and that I’m almost always happy. But sometimes I can’t help but think that not only have I not gotten any better, but I’ve gotten worse. And that very thought
I CAME HOME FROM WORK AND NOTICED THAT THE NECKLACE D GOT ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY WAS NOT AROUND MY NECK LIKE IT ALWAYS IS, AND I STARTED TO FREAK AND CRY, AND DROVE HALFWAY BACK TO WORK TO LOOK FOR IT. AND THEN I REALIZED THAT I HAD LEFT IT ON THE BATHROOM
There are times where I’m glad people can’t read my mind. Why? Because oddly enough, I would let him cum all over me so many times and I’m usually not into that. It was that hot. I’m that attracted to him.
loveserum:something that is like really not talked about that much w mental health stuff is just like. how easily it can come back. One day I’m really doing ok and not even thinking bad stuff and then one terrible thing can happen the next day and I
kingjaffejoffer: spiritsdancinginthenight: bonitaapplebelle: b-n-nn-li: shadybicth: swozor: ziallxalmighty: shadybicth: I’m honest to god puking I don’t understand how this is a thing AT ALL Do.. do americans NOT have beans on toast? No
rainylandcollectorstuff:That moment when you feel the cool air on your backside and the realization hits that not only are you not too old to be taken over your father’s knee, but you are also not too old to have your bottom bared in the process.
lmfao im not on welfare and i dont get any govt money, never did. how did my posts about not being able to get disability money suddenly turn into me being a welfare queen, i thought my point was that i WASNT ABLE to get money (???) also nope thats not
When a name makes you really tense but it’s everywhere what are you even supposed to do its not like you can ask them to not be called that
kuroicherry: Sorry I’m not made of sugar And I’m not sweet enough for you Is that why you always avoid me? That must be such an inconvenience to you! Apparently the new preview has made everyone jump on this ship. WELCOME ABOARD!
sees a fanart wip that looks like armin’s wearing a bathing suit that covers his chest final product results in him not wearing one mmmmm… not gonna reblog
I’m not big on crossovers, but I like to believe that garcia and hardison live in the same universe and they’re internet friends that have mutually decided that meeting up in meatspace is probably not the best idea.
duplexide:I recently learned that one of Europe’s top parks “Alton Towers” apparently has this fucked up flesh ride that looks like those Atlantian levels in Tomb Raider. Not only that but it has it’s own themed hotel room…?This is so fucking
pleasingbuttocks: newturkdad: guys PLEASE do not buy the xbox one do not buy any video game console that is so anti consumer and one that shuts out small video game retailers I actually went on the official site and I read the rules this is actually
Boy howdy, I do not like that one post that implies Pearl is attracted to Steg, who is a fusion that’s half Steven, who is basically her son. I feel like folks who made/reblog that just aren’t thinking about the implication, but they should
im seeing alotta “jokes” and memes about what happened to that doctor who was involved in that United Airlines mess. im not going to mention names cuz thats not my style but i have a message to those ppl. how would you feel if that were you?!?
you ever read or watch something creepy and at first it’s like lmao it’s not that bad but then night time rolls around and you’re about to go to sleep but then you start thinking about the thing and you’re just like just fuck me up.
prevolt: Make me choose meme: Makishima Shogo or Tsunemori Akane “It’s not the final judgement of good or evil that’s important. What matters is that you come to that decision yourself. That you agonize over it and eventually accept it.”
ignotae: With no reply button I lack the ability to send little quick notes of encouragement or congratulations or delight or sympathy to people that matter to me and so I’d like to say thanks for literally nothing tumblr Exactly. Liked that better
“Ghosts and monsters,” the lady of the Seventh continued enthusiastically, “remnants and the dead… the disturbed dead. The idea that someone is still here and furious… or that something has been lurking here forever. Maybe it’s that I find
missbassweight: temporal-eternity: videohall: A video that has made me rethink things. Fuck. I knew there had to be a twist, but not that. Powerful. wow that was one of the most powerful things I’ve ever seen
Here’s a story that I’m gonna tell in first person that is completelymade up and zero percent relevant with my life. Never befriend your students because nobody should ever know anything about your personal life when you are doing your job
officialwixard replied to your post: forever sad that Nepeta didn’t get any… I’m still kinda bummed that Fefeta was muted too, not really sure why Hussie did that Probably because Hussie has admitted that Nepeta and Feferi are his least favorite
sometypeoffeeling:Today’s fucking gross unwarranted message is brought to you by @sirbriansblog. Brian has it all! Not only can Brian not read, but he seems to think that that is a great opening line that will actually get a response. 🥰He also is
@the creator of nutella: please make a squeezable bottle version. u do not understand the struggle of finding a knife and spreading that shit on bread so hard that it breaks. or the fact that not all the nutella spreads on that soggy mess. so what do
kailahxo:forel: badgalfaashion: Marilyn Monroe + JFK they invented the mirror selfie Easily one of my favorite pictures That’s not JFK, that’s the photographer that did her boudoir pictures. Pretty sure it’s Douglas Kirkland. Not
how does homura become a fallen angel whAT (or is she a witch???whAT) i saw that concept art post of her in that black and purple outfit that kinda looks like a dark version of madoka’s goddess dress and i was like YO YO thats so neat man omg
I wish I could say that I have been physically assaulted by my significant other’s mother and that it was a lie. I wish I could say it was a terrible joke, I wish I could make that statement and tell you that it isn’t the truth. But it is.
And yet here you are telling me that not all guys are assholes??? Shouldn’t be surprised that someone says this shit when I talk about this on a public forum even though I made it clear in my post that the argument that not all guys are assholes literally