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1200reasons: ov-al: tropical-cave: tropical-cave: brianmchale: welcometomylifeex3: raquelsh0lding0ntillmay: foundmywaywheniwaslost: alittledoseofsunshine: sort-of-un-balanced: I posted this three times tonight and had three people tell me that
Not sure why some people are bothered and/or surprised by the fact that Tracer has been officially revealed to be a lesbian. Some of us have preferred thinking of her that way for a while now.
Not one hair on that smooth bubble butt
rarisweetichief: Sweetheart, t-that’s not what I meant at all… (OOC: This was legitimately kind of painful to make.) This comic is awesome, it’s cute, funny and sad all in one. Master Chief being Sweetie’s friend is also cool xD
not easy finding gifs/vids of Leah Gotti, but this is one of her working that great ass - lovely body on this girl and she moans nicely - shame vid has no cumshot though …
My mistress made me realize I have a clit not a cock.I think you’ve known that deep down inside for years now hehehehe
Pretty sure eggs don’t come from a fucked up lawyer shitting them. Or that they are somehow that shade of blue either. Or that they’re covered in what appears to be strawberry flavored lube.
artlver: Made for a sad friend ^.^ Stay happy, silly :3 Thanks so much. Yeah ill try and do that ^^ This really cheered me up when i was down. I cant describe how much this brightened me up. i really dont deserve to have as good of friends as i do.
injureddreams: Give us a Kiss~ Some Legolas and Gimli fluff~This one is dedicated to dearest Wuffen ♥ Because you keep bringing out my old otps and reminding me while I loved them so much :’> I’m sooo happy I’m not alone on this ship. Ahhhh~
(Not uploaded) 30 minute challenge Grumpy ponyOk, screwed up with uploading this one to the 30 minute challenge, as I kept saving to the temp folder. So the one on top would have been the one that would have been sent to the challenge. Plus it appears
I know it’s not hentai related, but I need to gush about how amazing Admin X is… This is what I received in the mail today. “I hope that we are friends for many more years.” I do too, I really do. And yeah, I’m totally
edhelernil: Well, it will be a miracle if you manage not to hate me after this. But. Ask an honest question, get an honest answer. And please know that I really am friendly and open-minded, but even the nicest people have their limits, and bullshit has
carriehopefletcher: yourfaceneedsnutella: feels-like-fire: That did not go where I expected it to. but i like it YES this makes too much sense.
That moment when your friend offers to buy you food when you have no money and doesn't want to get paid back
meggannn: narcolassie: despicabletweets: Oh, so I guess “It’s the White House for a reason” is a thing now. Alex Zeagler’s is my favorite: “on the off chance this is racist, don’t worry ‘coz it’s not offensive.” REASONS WHY I
Stunning…… When ogling babes with all the other boys, they never would have imagined, that rather then seeing the women like they do, that you struggled with how more so, you marveled at their glamour, in the way girls do. That you knew
The typical juvenile imagery we boys all surrounded ourselves with in our younger years.Many of your friends would have called you out on not being into cars. But they never would have known, that you weren’t into girls either. The Masochistic Emascula
Most boys and girls in their schooldays argued about sex, but there was always one important thing that a boy knows to be true, but never would admit to the girls.That deep down, he knew that if he was anywhere near as open minded as girls, and allowed
As a sensitive and insecure young boy, standing there for the first time, in front of a mother cooing excitedly over how “lovely” I looked in her lingerie, it was deeply confusing. Not only because of the fact that I was wearing such garments, but
When as a sensitive, insecure young boy, I thought what was actually my love of glamour, was the same authentic attraction to girls, that all the other boys experienced. I thought that way, because I wanted it to be true. I thought that way because deep
I went back to that answer post about jerkin’ to your work and it turns out that doing that is more common than I thought. I guess now all I wanna know is why? Is it because it’s hard to find specific content you like? Or some other reason I’m missing?And
not-safe-for-sile: The only issue with big balls is that they make everything else seem smaller But then the balls seem smaller!
not-safe-for-sile: Just wanted to mention that I do have a Discord server! I didn’t quite advertise it much before, so I figured it’d be a good a time as any to do so. https://discord.gg/fFN7XyW
That’s it, that’s my new LAME “animation” for my blob preview.16 frames in a lame speed lolI am not going to change my icon anytime soon so yeah, it’s deliberately for my OTP Jaspis.
Not doing Day 5 because lol i keep coupling it with other things on the list (and last thing I decided on to avoid doing that fits better as something else too so
not-reality: It’s Balooga’s birthday! I ALREADY SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY SO PRETEND THIS CAME WITH THAT TIME OKAY? HI JADE WHY ARE WE YELLING Aw man, this is great! Thanks Jade! <3
widjetarcs replied to your post:widjetarcs replied to your post:Would Spike count…You have no idea how happy I am to hear that. I meant nothing negative towards you with that comment, it’s just there are so many artists that don’t seem to care,
Just took that quiz that shows how you rank all the MCU movies. And yeah, that’s pretty accurate. Though I put Avengers and Age of Ultron on the same ranking, and I haven’t seen Incredible Hulk or Winter Soldier.
There! that’s that batch of asks done! It’ll be a little while before I do any more, especially for reasons that will be revealed in the next post.
OMG THE LAST CHAPTER OF HAL THOUGH I DIDNT EXPECT THAT
not-an-oyster: barn mates in a nutshell Steven doesn’t really understand that kinda stuff i guess, he’s a bit too innocent to know about how abuse works sometimes and stuff like that
deirdreskye: bombing: baby we can’t roleplay if you can’t accept the fact that a dark mage can’t use healing spells. in what bullshit universe would that even happen a dark mage could easily heal herself through draining or leeching spells.
jqmie: It has gotten to the point that I’ve watched so much gay porn that seeing a woman touch a penis doesn’t feel right
vrixie: irisannwest: do you ever do you ever just have that one class that one freaking class that just depresses you when you think about it because oh god you hate it so much The bourgeoisie
thirstfollower: princesskenny456: agianthordeofzombiesjust: turnipss: dredsina: doctorwhothefuckisthis: gutsygumshoe: hakuryuusquad: some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that we’re just whiny teenagers u fucking get a rock
slightmayhem: trans-mom: Get in the Halloween spirit and make a ghost! That’s called murder and i heard somewhere that it was illegal.
swmngpools: ambergirl986: *straight person voice* not that there’s anything wrong with that
that made me think “do scallops even produce pearls?” and it turns out they do (just like other bivalves) but I also found out that certain types of scallops produce a non-nacreous pearl called a scallop pearl or a Lion’s Paw pearl. Apparently
Not to mention the fact that you brought attention to the fact that he has a visitor counter on his page like he was using it to stalk people while you have 6 very invasive ones on yours.
somefancyname:somefancyname:Things that should exist:~magic ~time travel ~fictional characters ~superpowers ~talking pets ~magic potions Things that shouldn’t exist: ~supremacy ~rape ~murder ~sexism ~homophobia ~racism It is inspiring to know that
antidarkheart: tateshaw: fancysomedisneymagic: This is crazy…. Tis not crazy, Disney would have the voice actors act out a scene so that the artist could use it as a reference. In fact the audio for the Mad Hatter is all taken from this scene.
tofixtheshadows:College AUs are cool, but you know what we’re missing? Art major AUs:“I cut myself really badly in Printmaking and I’m trying not to bleed everywhere, turns out you carry a bunch of first aid supplies in your bag” AU“I let you
holy shit holy fucking shit pls tell me what their blog is that was such a tease i’m gonna die holy fuck pls.
sharkodactyl: alison’s not even mad that donnie murdered someone she’s just mad that he murdered irresponsibly
kathereal: thehotgirlproject: shittyidea: Hinder: a dating app that matches you with dates in progress nearby so that you can cockblock them That would be an amazing idea for people who want to end a bad date or feel unsafe but don’t have people
kingjaffejoffer: Are Instagram likes that serious? That bonded-leather-and-plywood couch probably weight like 35 lbs, this light work. It’s just bulky is all.
himitzu148: It’s creepier if you say that with a face like that Izaya.
stinson-rocks: dickspeightjr: teffysayshi: dickspeightjr: this is the left half of a gay man because gays do not have rights ummm excuse me that’s actually his right half ur excused what this posts actually means is that gays do have rights
bye-bye-ponds: #i like that the only thing he can think of #to fault her #is that she’s human #not her crooked teeth or overbite #or even the way she looks in the morning #which he knows most people would see as being her at her ugliest #but
dont-touchmycurves: gingeyy: Ugh. Want it.Even more jealous now. I’m not supposed to wear anything ‘too flashy’ and stick to ‘neutral colors and patters’but screw that I look fabulous in colors You actually do! Well that’s shitty. But don’t
thats-not-even-raven: boyce-sparklez: nerdable: poolfullofjello: i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken: i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial How do white people survive? What the is the guy in
ani-oppa-san: ideklukey: caitlinhill: haveigonetoofar: Don’t Be That Guy. Great campaign! Great point! signal boosting the shit out of this you can never NOT reblog this
That moment when you realize that something's not right..
i get that ill never have you. i get that i wont get what i want. its just that fact is hard for me to accept. im used to not getting what i want. im used to being let down. i guess i just thought it was different. but i was wrong. but youll never know
youngfolksociety replied to your post: prettty sure i got offered a hj yesterday downtown by who tho not the model chick that looked like chernova that’s for sure…
slimy: lumnch: Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption cutting a worm will not make two worms
surprisebitch: elsajeni: noccor: sleepyminyard: haramzada: awkwardlyinsane: Oh All sports are gay and I’ve been preaching this forever fun fact: the media keeps trying to imply that diego costa (white jersey) bit gareth barry (blue jersey)
imaanoverdesires:Teach your kids that cooking and cleaning are basic life skills. Not gender roles.
laughINg because that madohomu doodle thing has over a thousand notes
whenever I notice another lady with leg hair or underarm hair I want to be like “hi, me too!! that’s awesome!” but the important thing to remember is that… you should almost never say anything. the only appropriate time to comment on that
