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kalliopestarmist: I forget that old cameras don’t always have to take formal pictures I forget that old timey people were human, too. RELEVANT. Not porn, but still. You wouldn’t be here if your life didn’t need Victorians bein’
So I know I said I probably wouldn’t post anymore modeling photos on this blog, buuuuuut… I lied. These are some of my very very favorites from that Preston Castle shoot, and I’m too damn proud of them not to share. I REGRET NOTHING.
Not sure if this young lady hails from the Big90s or not but I love that haircut too much. She could be a gal who listens to Smashing Pumpkins and read The Bridget Jones Diary before the movies. Anyone know her name?
Great Quote but the best response if anyone says it, is: “Not To You”
That you and I might have always known one anotherAnd that we could not only evoke, but conjure a place of our ownFellow Feeling by Porter RobinsonFrom zoe-bug’s Cutting ShapesP much how I imagined Marco would be like in all his glory when Player
She was an undercover agent, on duty, of busting so called “The Boss” red-handed… It turned out…That she was not that “undercover”…And The Boss…Had no mercy!
doggie999artist:Not my drawing but it’s good to share.That is true, no time spent on doing the actual thing means no skills gained.
That awkward moment...
buckinponies: That mare sure is worthy of her Element(Please check my dA account!) I usually don’t reblog stuff much, but that was just too great to not share!
I just realized that I gave that Foreverhorse pic a not very horse sized cock. Whooopsss
not-safe-for-sile: not-safe-for-sile: If you ever want to just chat or share stuff with me, here is a great resource for doing just that Here’s the link, see you there ^-^ https://discord.gg/fFN7XyW Had it tagged with the wrong link before, fixed
not-safe-for-sile: Heya everyone. Some of you might’ve noticed that in the top of the blog there’s a new link (that is, if you checked out the blog in the last 45 seconds)! I’ve had a few of you asking me to open up a Patreon- but I felt that
I’m going to change my tumblr’s name to something a lil shorter. My expereince with name changes on tumblr isn’t great that’s why I’m warning you guys. If anyone of you has a bookmark or other links to me please remember
That’s not even a half of my gem OCs ;w;The first three are polyamorous lil’ lesbians that fuse into Charoite [the purple one], during Rose’s rebellion they’ve fought on different sides [Pad on Rose’s side, Kat under Yellow Diamond and Blu under
That moment when you wake up and have to go potty but the only bathroom that has toilet paper is in the basement….…Uh oh ( ˃̶᷄/////˂̶᷄ )゚
bilinguist: that feel when ur kinda suicidal but not rly bc ur not gonna kill urself u just wish u were dead
feederqueen: *gender neutral, immobility fantasies* I look at a mountain of fat in my bed that some time ago was just a chubby person. Yeah, those times are gone. You’re not chubby or plump, you are not just fat - you are huge. It’s a mystery how
That makes 4 guys that I’d probs fuck and one girl who said she’d teach me the ropes of women. Jeez I feel like a hoe…
princesawangfei: So to those that might not get many asks or just dont know what pose they might want to do here is the Palette-Pose Maker!! Palette: [x]Poses: a/b/c/d/e/f/g/h And I think it goes without saying that if you get a number+letter that dont
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thats-not-a-toilet: mishisaurus: WHY IS EQUALITY SO FUCKING HARD TO GRASP LIKE I AM A PERSON YOU ARE A PERSON WE ARE EQUAL THAT IS NOT FUCKING DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND
I’d laugh… but Im am literally, not joking at all, afraid this is the road we’re heading down. Not that specifically ^ but something equally as bad…
jankenmor: dreamsflyfree: causeallidoisdance: thedisneyfeels: Olafs not the only one who likes warm hugs You forgot the best warm hug of them all: I legitimately thought that that last gif was going to be this one (and was sadly disappointed when
nextlevelgoogly: poolfullofjello: i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken: i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial How do white people survive? Is she trying to clean up that wine with a copy of Sonic 2?
if i buy some oreos and you come in my fucking house and go in my cookie jar and you get some of the fucking oreos but then you dont eat the filling just the cookies or eat the filling but not the cookies theres a fucking problem and dont touch my shit
christianstepmoms:So you do not contest that you used company wifi to browse social media?No sir.That you stole company time circumventing corporate firewalls to promote out of work ventures?Yes sir.And you can affirm that on August 5th, you posted on
Posted on my beauty blog a rude ass post oops. Still stand by it. I can always find cishet people in the eremin fandom when they rec every friggin fic in the ao3 tag and not mine.
the-real-seebs: hussarviking: NEVER trust an adult who won’t apologize to a child Wow. I’d never seen it put that way, but. Wow. That is a really good piece of advice.
cunicular: Your first time is NOT supposed to hurt You are NOT supposed to bleed If you bleed, that is NOT your hymen being ‘popped’, it is a tear due to lack of sexual arousal and natural lubrication. This is all a MYTH perpetrated by men so they
wiccan-witch-of-the-east:brxkenpetal:☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁WHY THE FUCK IS THAT A MASTURBATION TIP THAT’S FUCKING CTHULHU OR SOME SHIT ABOUT TO EAT MY GODDAMN CAR I’M NOT JERKING ITI am
*likes a post**in response, tumblr suggestion pop-up shows me four shippy pictures of a pairing I can’t stand even though its not even remotely related to the post I ‘liked’*What did I do to deserve this insult
iwillmindfuckyou: that was not ok
jordan-reet: No it’s not like that, I want to get one, and Im sure I’ll find one that Lucy will tolerate. But her feelings about getting another pet do matter to me. She’s yours, and one day we could be moving in together, and it would really matter
pouralaura: alexthegenius: You see this. You see this and you probably think “wow that’s a beat up team, he probably just got through a really difficult fight, maybe a gym leader or something” or something to that effect. But that’s not what
do you ever think you’re losing interest in a ship but then there’s like that one piece of fanart or that one fanfic or even that one headcanon post and it’s just like oh hell no, not again.
resized: youre-bey0nd-beautiful: angrymuslimah: “Gulabi Gang” is a gang of women in India who track down and beat abusive husbands with brooms. this is too thug not to reblog That’s not all they do - they’ve got more information on
blurds: akastahp: HE LOOKS LIKE HE JUST FELL OFF LIKE HES NOT EVEN TRYING TO FLY JUST OOPS I FELL me Excuse me. Let me draw your attention to something. That pigeon did not fall. IT WAS PUSHED. I’m dying I was in a meeting the other day
bootyschool: as women it’s very important for us to check and correct our bad behavior and the bad behavior of fellow women. that’s called Doing The Work. it’s not betrayal, it’s not unfair, it’s necessary. the process of getting free isn’t
alwaysbewoke: alwaysbewoke: Research: Millennials are just about as racist as their parents The fact that today’s young whites are not much different from their elders on racial prejudice shouldn’t be all that surprising, as it matches past research
thebeautysupplystore: juelzsantanabandana: juelzsantanabandana: MANS NOT HOT The fact that ppl don’t know this is the original song 😭 British rap is ass. I can’t take Giggs seriously after that “batman, duhnuhnuhdunuh” line
annieskywalker: thewinksofgod: stolen-pharaoh: gl3nblu3z: wordismasha: yunngmocha: thelovelybones124: kaiiwooo: westafricanman: well i’ll be damned welp SHE DID THAT ! IF YOURE NOT GOING THIS HARD FOR BLACK WOMEN YOU ARE NOT AN ALLY
lordstark: lordstark: shout out to people on tumblr with no squads or group chats with weird names or people who just don’t get messages. the internet is a strange place i hope you can all still enjoy yourselves & if not u are not alone! and
How do I tell my best friend that her hair looks cute even when it’s not straightened???
certified-not-straight: I hate that I take the literal smallest things as rejection or signs that someone hates me ME AF
lokilaufeysonthefrostgiant: lokisdeviouspurpose: Cancer jokes are not funny. Cancer jokes are not funny. Cancer jokes are not funny. Cancer jokes are not funny. CANCER JOKES ARE NOT FUCKING FUNNY. Agreed!I have had at least three grandparents pass
polar-bite: clientsfromhell: Client: Do you do lemonade? Me: Do we do… lemonade? Client: Yes, I was told you do that here. Me: I’m sorry, this is a graphics and print shop. Client: I know that. I’m not an idiot. Me: I’m sorry, I didn’t
that-weird-art-girl:pogasm:Always get the itemized list, babes. ALWAYS. Not just for medical either. Ever got smacked with a huge ass fee for “damages” when you move out of an apartment that not just eats your security deposit but tries to
not-quite-but-getting-there:hermionegranger:thisbloghasbeencompromised:at what point do american children realise it’s weird for them to pledge allegiance to their flag and country every day at school and that not all countries do that and how long
I realize that is a snake but that would be a cool idea for a hair accessory. except not a real snake
edwoodthegrey: Summer Ball 2K13 because I’m not gay, but if I was gay. This guy. I’m just saying. He’s looks like me, but super pretty and not at all surly. I’m frequently told that when I’m not smiling, I look bitter and
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das-uberchicken: worksofwalt: Okay. So there’s a theory out there about this movie that I’m going to throw out to you all. I’m not sure I agree with it, but at the same time, I’m not sure I don’t. It really makes a lot of sense if you think
bangingpatchouli: We tend to see the tragedy of What Is And What Should Never Be as Dean and Sam not being close in that dream world as they are in their reality, but what gets me is the reason for that. Dean’s wish was that his mother never died,
That new DC animated movie for the Suicide Squad. Not bad.Knew it was part of the animated movie universe canon but I didn’t see one part coming or at least expect it to be specifically that.
ok so remember that wings!blake drawing i did. the one where shes in an outfit similar to her “intruder” one?TRASHING IT. its OUT. GOOD RIDDANCE.because i found a better outfit. much more formal yet…casual. an outfit weiss would be proud of
y’know…i drew ilia too short in that last joke comic. i do not see her that short. that height difference is for weiss n blake…..ilia is at least blake’s height i feel.
makos-lightningrod: Food, yum. #STILL NOT OVER THE FACT THAT THEY LITERALLY ANIMATED MAKO SHOVING FIST-SIZED FOOD INTO HIS MOUTH WITH HIS LEGS SPREAD WIDE OPEN #AFTER MAKING HIM MOAN #LIKE ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME BRYKE #BECAUSE YOU’VE SUCCEEDED.
Not that I need validation or anything but I want someone that calls me pretty every once in a while ya know
eternally struggling with the fact that there are so many people who are completely uncomfortable with non-sexual nudity… I understand it’s not within everyone’s comfort zone, and that’s fine, but shaming naked bodies isn’t
look the fact that you’re a wlw doesn’t give you the right to initiate a conversation with a wlw by saying “I want to fuck you” or “I’d fuck you” literally it’s never okay unless you already have that kind of relationshipstop pretending