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When my wife was alive, we moved into her mom’s upstairs bedroom. Long ago, when I mentioned all my girlfriends were brunettes (like her), she bought me a blonde blow-up doll and joked that I could finally do a blonde. After her dad’s
It was just a little joke. She convinced herself of that. They were just going to go to the costume party with her dressed as a slutty, private school girl and he would be dressed up as the stern headmaster. She complained a little, at first, about the
“Lonnie pumped away on me while I got acquainted with his big friend. I remember thinking ‘Wow! He’s going to take some getting used to!’ His GIRTH really opened me up. Lonnie jokingly complained that I was loose for a week after
Our second date was at my place for dinner and TV. The show we were watching made some reference to size and he made a comment about “bigger is better” or something. “Think you got that covered?” I asked jokingly. “Not a
“My friend and I would always play-act lesbian: perverted jokes, insinuating, stuff like that. It was all pretty innocent, until one day, she started rubbing my boobs through my shirt. Since then, we always touch each other hesitantly… and
You thought they were joking, that it was only dirty talk to make the fantasy more fun, but then you saw his cock dripping as he pulled out of your wife. I suppose it’s not “just a fantasy” anymore, is it?
feetlips: My Halloween Costume this year: Pom Wonderful bottle! I’ve always joked about sharing the same body type as my favorite juice, so I decided it was time for the vision to come alive. All of the front lettering is felt that has been hand sewn
ovadio: im in actual disbelief that this just happened while i was writing down this joke to remember later
myeroticbunny: He was so big but kept pushing slowly until he had the whole thing buried in my wife. Afterwards I jokingly asked her where she put it and she said, “Honey, he slides that thing all the way up into my soul…why do you think I cum so
Vocalgamer360 wanted some taco horse, feel free to add sour cream… That’s a sex joke. In case my wit was to good for ya eccs Dee
stateslave: It had started as a joke. At least to him. This man he’d met online had asked that he try on this gear as it was arousing. Gerry begrudgingly did so. Anything for a fuck, he thought to himself. The man had left the room to allow Gerry
When I told my husband I’d fuck his boss to get him that promotion, he thought I was joking. I wasn’t.Image copyrights to original owner.
iheartgot: He didn’t love me, he didn’t want me. He danced with me because he was kind and he didn’t want to see me hurt. He saved me from being a joke… on that day until his last day.
whalestoeletter: these were both taken on the same day, hours apart. (just in case you thought i was joking about that cantaloupe-stomach thing.)
hessomuchbigger: When your friend ‘accidentally’ let it slip in front of your new bride that he was hung like a horse, she jokingly asked if he made ‘house calls.’ You laughed uncomfortably, shifted your weight and looked down, missing the
texasholdem28: Im homeless pauper… who wants to give me shelter?… I have to add that this is only a joke. I’m not a homeless man. I was cleaning a barn and I thought it would be funny to take a pic.. (some people takes this captions literally)
samkind: last friday i went to disneyland and i had a mickey ice cream bar but then i saw peter pan and asked for a picture with him so he jokingly took away my ice cream saying “sweet thanks!!” bUT HE DIDNT KNOW THAT IT WAS BROKEN AND THE TOP HALF
qwantzfeed: i made this “looks like these brothers aren’t gonna smash themselves” joke on twitter and several people replied to let me know that we lived in an age where it was, in fact, fully possible for those brothers to smash themselves. my
weholytrinititties: stephanie-beatriz: Camp Takota Since I was eight years old this place has been like an old friend to me. We have all our inside jokes, and the songs that only we know. And you go back home and you try to tell people about camp and
tomhiddlesismyspiritanimal: anyankaleigh: baddiebey: this is like my fave joke okay that shit was good.
submissivegames: you go on and on about how Women should like it. I’ve heard all the jokes of course. “Got a sore throat? i’ve got something for that!” “How about a shot of protein?" you used to think it was so clever,
hexagonsgalore: I… don’t have a rational explanation.This was a long overdue joke in my head that finally manifested in this short comic.
literallybyronic:giraffsus:spicegrrrls:unfollower:porkrub: is this where meninists come from u are joking but a few years ago there was an actual reddit thread where MRAs talked shit about her for this even tho shes like 11 years old That boy went
R.I.P Amanda Todd.Fifteen year old Amanda Todd was found dead, she committed suicide on Wednesday October 10th 2012 due to being bullied. Please reblog this to remind everyone that bullying isn’t a joke.
jttto: I put up my sister for a few weeks, I said to her it was ok but she insisted to pay me and as she has no money, she pays me in kind. At first I proposed that for joke when she told me she will pay me as soon as she would have a little of money,
yoursexysister: My sister knew that I always wanted to fuck her boyfriend. We got really drunk the first night I was visiting, and she jokingly gave me permission. I wasn’t sure if she meant it or not, so I wanted to be a little sneaky about it. Now,
karlimeaghan: I love how he then had to explain to the audience that he was joking.
Here’s hoping you find your own pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. (it was that, or a snake wacking joke) Happy St. Patrick’s Day.
I dont tend to like things that I see as sad or depressing. Nana however is very sad (I joked about it being my new “soap opera” when I was watching it) and I absolutely love it. In fact my secondary rule tends to be if its sad I watch it
bondage-slut: You never thought I’d actually do it did you. It was all a joke and a game until I did things that were your darkest, wettest, nightmares.
daddyfuckedme: maeveism: asiantopmodel: VERY IMPORTANT no. fuck this. if someone did this while i was waitressing id be so pissed. get you bible humper shit outa my restruant and give me ten mothafukin dollas bitchhhh Very important? Is that a joke
graybeards: masc4femme: After the kids’ bedtime comes daddy’s pussy time. Having the kids call him ‘mommy’ had started as his husband’s little joke, but there was no going back now. That’s the only name they know for him anymore. At least
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: the best part about DJ roomba was that it wasn’t just a joke DJ FUCKING ROOMBA CAME BACK SEVERAL TIMES IT’S A RECURRING FUCKING CHARACTER
nickens1958: xxxstrykerxxx: madelkert: One of my all time favourites. Wanna see great stuff? madelkert got it. The Asian cock ain’t no joke she shoots some serious nuts Why was my mouth not near that??
addicted-to-cruel:When my college girlfriend told me she had a crush on our lecturer, I joked that we should arrange a threesome with him. I wasn’t serious. She was. It wasn’t much fun for me.
girthyencounters: Our second date was at my place for dinner and TV. The show we were watching made some reference to size and he made a comment about “bigger is better” or something. “Think you got that covered?” I asked jokingly. “Not
maudit: In this famous “Mouth of Truth” scene, Gregory Peck ad-libbed the joke where he pretends his hand gets bitten off in the mouth of the stone carving. He borrowed the gag from Red Skelton. Before shooting Peck told the director that he was
ddlgdoodles: More of a personal doodle than anything else. I might do a cuter version later on since this was just a sketch with flat coloring.I always joke around with Daddy that when I’m there He won’t progress much in games. I’d either be like
thepyemancometh: It was just suppose to be an evening at the pub with Mom - we watched the hockey game, had nacho’s and shared a pitcher of beer … no big deal. On the way home Mom jokingly asked how much she owed and I told her to forget it. That’s
tricias-captions: Loorena thought the Sorority rule about redheads not shaving their vag was just a joke. She’s learning now that it wasn’t and breaking the rules have consequences.
hot-ex-boyfriend: Jake Sims - X-Factor!! ‘At least fans don’t have to use their imaginations any more,’ he joked, before adding: ‘I was young and stupid when I posted that picture ‘
skipsy: atrylplus: Assault on the Beach so you guys made it happen, I gave you a quest to make Skipsy draw Beach Ball so I will draw his OC in return. It was a silly joke I wanted to draw that pink pone some time anyway, but OH WELL I GUESS YOU CAN’T
sarahxwritesstuff: My brother joked that my boyfriend didn’t know what he was doing as a lover. Then he proved it.
marchingjaybird: We went home to see our folks We laughed and we told jokes It was like we were young again On that deathbed our mother lay How long she’s got they still can’t say It took all this to get us back together again
wrigglesandgiggles: ditzydolls: Brianna was actually kind of embarrassed that the image had caught her attention so much. She’d been scrolling through tumblr, idly checking out the usual stuff - jokes, personal stories, posts about books and movies,
str8uklads: hot-ex-boyfriend: Jake Sims - X-Factor!! ‘At least fans don’t have to use their imaginations any more,’ he joked, before adding: ‘I was young and stupid when I posted that picture ‘ STEREO KICKS JAKE
Whilst our local group of friends would usually play football together after school, me and the other introverted boy progressively remained at home. The other boys often joked that we were “such girls”, but it was always in good humour, as
We boys frequently joked about the girls at school, always in a daze, how it could often seem that they developed crushes on every single male teacher we had.I always knew it to be true, because I was exactly the same :) The Masochistic Emasculation
Always having been the shy, scrawny boy at school with the ponytail, the other boys had occasionally teased me, insinuating I was a fairy or having light jokes at my expense. I would come to so fear that they would find out how true the accusation of
nosoytuchiste: I’m Not A Joke (No Soy Tu Chiste) was begun in Venezuela on January 23, 2013 by writer, illustrator, and activist Daniel Arzola (@Arzola_d) It became the first Venezuelan viral campaign that through art raised awareness of the prejudice
drawbauchery: spideypool is illegal i can’t believe it oh god do you think the cops will show up at my door i’ve drawn so much of it idk if you guys know i was joking but i do appreciate that we’re all on the same page here
neobiohazard: I decided to finish this because why the fuck not? So here it is, Malexandrite. For hi-res snails I guess. I don’t acutally ship this, but the idea is so ridiculous that I was compelled to draw this. But you know what? I jokingly shipped
