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skimpymoms: the-fifth-world-1637: My son was joking around with his aunt jenna and I about how large his cock was. Little did he know that we’d actually check. It wasn’t that big. Even if he did lie that didn’t stop us from letting him fuck our
almightybeastoverlord: Mother knows whats best for her. Kokoro was waiting to get married to have sex, thats when miyako brand home zack. Together they broke that dream in an instant. Kokoro was left at there mercy thinking that it wall all a joke And
ddscharlie: I offended one of my friends yesterday with some jokes and comments I was making at the expense of Catholics. I thought about it for a while and I understand why he was upset. So, just to prove that there are no hard feelings, and that
huneeb33: Literally one of the best moments of my life thus far was meeting Markiplier. No joke. I was terrified. The first two days of PAX South, I couldn’t even look at the guy. So I told myself, and everyone I was with that I was going to get
My sister and I were just joking around about her boobs, I mean it was impossible not to notice them even if we was related. I asked if they were really that big or if it was mostly the bra she was wearing, then she just pulled them right out! We both
fuckyeahcheatingwives: She thought it was hilarious to pretend that Steve’s cock was as short as her husband’s. The big joke was that it still felt so much better because it stretched her so much more.
queenston: gofordajump: after rewatching the first season i was so pleased with the way the team rocket dressed. james was put in traditionally feminine clothing but it was never made into a joke and he was totally comfortable with it and that is so
randompornandincest: Mom didn’t know what she was gonna get when she said that I could have absolutely anything that I wanted for my 18th birthday. When I said her face down with my dick pounding her ass she thought I was joking … but I proved I
southofdallas: I jokingly messaged my brother that he was just jealous that my dick was so much bigger than his and this is the response I got. Fuck!
failturd: the first joke ever recorded was a dick joke Not just a dick joke, but a dick joke that makes you think it’s a dick joke when it isn’t.
Well this episode certainly was…different. Here we have the second episode written by Josh Haber, who did the relatively good Castle-mania episode. That one was good in the respect that it had really good gags and jokes to keep the viewer entertai
Oh show, there must have been better ways of doing that.The first few minutes of this episode had me pretty worried. When I made the Valvrave comment last week, it was partly a joke, but it was still something I hoped that we’d be avoiding. (For the
You know, i was gonna make a joke about the mysterious girl and pearl, and how the story “might” repeat itself, if we put Greg in there, but after seeing that shit storm after someone really make that joke… well. I kinda gonna stay drawing
ezok: kayleeseranada: celebritiesandmovies: The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that
soosramirez:wet-monsoon: oh my godremember when alex hirsch was at that writer’s panel with jg quintel a while back and he announced to everyone, “old man mcgucket dies in season two, everybody!”what if that wasn’t a joke dont even joke
hammandbuble: jenngofett: That day, Vader was amazed to discover that when Boba was saying “As you wish”, what he meant was, “I love you.” #have been laughing for approximately 5000 years at this joke #oh my god #that is hilarious #i am
xxtokyogirlxx: People making jokes about the tsunami that has happend in Japan. LOOK AT THIS PICTURE! Imagine that woman was you! holding your child or your sister. How on earth can you make such horrible jokes when there are people dying, dead, missing
james-sunderland: james-sunderland: my favorite scp is the joke scp that makes everything it comes into contact with unnecessarily verbose because one of the reported incidents was a copy of atlas shrugged that, before infection, was a sticky note that
i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me: [TW Rape Jokes] I once had a guy tell me that rape is just the struggle to cuddle and women need to clam down. Everyone in my 9th grade history class heard this. The worst part was that I was the ONLY person upset by that, all
closetfizzle: I- I’m thinking that that actually was gay… and that I was just tricked into doing something really… really… ga- oh no… t-t-totally doesn’t mean anything! Hehehehe… y-you know. Things happen. J-just jokes! Y-you got me. Hehehehe.
broken-endings: hammandbuble: jenngofett: That day, Vader was amazed to discover that when Boba was saying “As you wish”, what he meant was, “I love you.” #have been laughing for approximately 5000 years at this joke #oh my god #that is
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The worst joke I ever saw on a popsicle stick was one that went “Why does a quarter flip higher than any other coin?” and the punch line was “because it has an eagle on it.”And just…that’s just awful. It’s not
My little sister was telling me about how there’s this old joke book in her classroom and sometimes during breaks or free reading she and some other kids will sit around and read jokes to each other. So one time one of them read a joke that went
avatarsnowy: I know that my style of joking with friends involves insults but if I ever say something that actually hurts your feelings even if I was joking and you know I was joking please tell me and I wont say that again because its not fun or funny
anatolia823: What I was afraid of the most, during this scene, was that somebody for some stupid reason would burst in and make some stupid joke. I’m so glad that everyone stayed silent and let those two enjoy their reunion… no matter how short it
umm…no joke, i’ve actually debated with the writer of a song about a line. he insisted it was one way; i insisted it was another, stating, “you may have meant it that way, but that’s not what you sang. allow me to show you”
dusqphire: quietcharms: umm…no joke, i’ve actually debated with the writer of a song about a line. he insisted it was one way; i insisted it was another, stating, “you may have meant it that way, but that’s not what you sang. allow me to show
kayleeseranada: celebritiesandmovies: The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would
thefilmjunkie: What is the punchline to the joke? It was revealed in Premiere Magazine that there was no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, “I made the joke up. My line when I fall into the room is, ‘Forgot my pencil,’ so we were trying to work
prettybluescarf: jaredpadasexme: So basically a joke went completely over our heads because Jared didn’t make it obvious enough that the joke here was him being arrested for DRAG racing. Now chill. (x) (x) (x) Gotta say, it was scary to see how quickly
strexc0rporation: OK SO ME AND MY MOM AND DAD LIKE TO JOKE THAT MY BROTHER IS ADOPTED SINCE HE DOESN’T LOOK LIKE US AND TODAY HE FOUND OUT WE WERE JOKING. HE THOUGHT HE WAS ADOPTED. HE TOLD ALL HIS FRIENDS HE WAS ADOPTED. HE FUCKIN FELL FOR OUR DUMBASS
what-even-is-thiss: mistersaturn123: avatarsnowy: I know that my style of joking with friends involves insults but if I ever say something that actually hurts your feelings even if I was joking and you know I was joking please tell me and I wont say
celebritiesandmovies: The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would end when he came
strexc0rporation: strexc0rporation: OK SO ME AND MY MOM AND DAD LIKE TO JOKE THAT MY BROTHER IS ADOPTED SINCE HE DOESN’T LOOK LIKE US AND TODAY HE FOUND OUT WE WERE JOKING. HE THOUGHT HE WAS ADOPTED. HE TOLD ALL HIS FRIENDS HE WAS ADOPTED. HE FUCKIN
tardis221b: jaredpadadactol: tennants-hair: howtoliveinwonderland: sherkeys: it is obligatory that I reblog this i like how supernatural just casually has a gif no really i thought it was a crossover joke it was a crossover joke
wastedseas: “calm down it was just a joke” THIS IS THE PROBLEM!!! people think that you can be disrespectful and degrading towards women and then just brush it off by saying it was a “joke”. well let me tell you something, it’s
celticpyro: phoenixtawnyflower: I think my favorite jokes are the ones that weren’t even all that funny until I was an adult, and now they’re fucking hilarious. I’m not even talking about the dirty jokes. I’m talking about in Finding Nemo where
nue: shout out to all the 13 y/o’s on here that are literally so fucking smart and educated on so many different topics & very nice & well rounded as well b/c when i was 13 i was making ur mom jokes and laughing at dick jokes while simuntaneously
the joke is that there was no punchline despite the person suggesting that a punchline is the most important part of the joke. just in case you didn’t get that.
mistersaturn123: avatarsnowy: I know that my style of joking with friends involves insults but if I ever say something that actually hurts your feelings even if I was joking and you know I was joking please tell me and I wont say that again because its
I wish I could say that I have been physically assaulted by my significant other’s mother and that it was a lie. I wish I could say it was a terrible joke, I wish I could make that statement and tell you that it isn’t the truth. But it is.