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I was looking at porn all night and couldn’t get off.  I jokingly sent a pic of myself to, what I thought was my friend, saying that I was so hungry for cock, bit moments later, my door burst open and my brother walked in, stroking his massive cock,
mynightwing:I was looking at porn all night and couldn’t get off. I jokingly sent a pic of myself to, what I thought was my friend, saying that I was so hungry for cock, bit moments later, my door burst open and my son walked in, stroking his massive
properfaggot: Little did he know that his buddies had spiked his shot with a drug that would make him deliriously horny. He’d joked with them the other day that the only way he’d worship their cocks was if they drugged him. His buddies figured they’d
alphasrule: 1cumsinside618: She thought it was all a joke, that is till she feels him pushing in her . then she knew he was going to do just what he said . Fuck his little girl till his nut ran down her leg.teaseing her father was always just a game
Her shock wasn’t at what he said, but the fact that his comment might cause people to realize that they were actually fucking. He said that if he made jokes like that, nobody would suspect. What might or might not have been beside the point was
lovejonas: fuckyeahjoesbadgrammar: lovejonas: joejonasspam: wow. THAT’S WHAT HE TOLD ME LAST NIGHT. What she said. I wasn’t telling a that’s what she said joke…I was just saying, he told me that, last night…
: “I totally played the class clown. I didn’t have that many friends my first few years of high school. It was very cliquey and I’m super shy, so it was hard to make friends. But I was comfortable cracking jokes in class and using my humor to make
jakemalik: so I was going to re enact the video of the girl that pretends to go into labour (here) to send to someone as a joke, but I forgot my mom was upstairs taking a nap when half way through she started running downstairs screaming if I was
clit-harington: b99thingsv2: When gay marriage was legalized, we weren’t sure if or when it was going to be struck down so speed was of the essence. when people say that Brooklyn 99 doesn’t make jokes about Holt being gay… it does. it just doesn’t
I may or may not be somewhat disturbed by the series of thoughts that I just had, out of left field, that were brought on by a joke I was making, and the following level of intense arousal and desire that said thoughts brought about.
knightposting: la-li-lu-le-lol: tangledbeast: THIS WAS IN MY IMAGES FOLDER???? You guys know that its canon that nuclear radiation gave Big Boss a huge dick right I refuse to click that link because it’s either a joke link or I’m actually going
I’m not joking when I say this was my first priority, lol. I wanted somewhere that is clean looking, has large galleries and that you can easily browse through and download pictures. Imgbox can do all that, but without the advantage Tumblr had of being
youve-doomed-us-all-jerk: okay, I always thought that “Lex Luthor stole 40 cakes” joke/meme was from like a childrens book thing and was just there to exagerate how much a bad person lex was, but like:it’s canon.
ladynecro: ladynecro: my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘asdifferent as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable
im seeing alotta “jokes” and memes about what happened to that doctor who was involved in that United Airlines mess. im not going to mention names cuz thats not my style but i have a message to those ppl. how would you feel if that were you?!?
wormspeddler: one time when i was like 6-7 i was hanging out with a friend on one of these and he told me a joke so funny (god i wish i could remember) that i lost control and pissed myself. but i was on the up side and so my pee stream trickled down
piscine-unrelated: So I was thinking. Current fanon is that Adrien spends his free time in his room marathoning movies and TV shows, which gives him a lot of ammunition for his puns and jokes. While that’s probably true up to a point,he’s got that
ladynecro: my friend has black hair and the initials PM while her boyfriend has blonde hair and the initials AM and she told me that they joke that theyre ‘as different as night and day’ and i fell on the floor that shit was so adorable
jaxxgarcia: debrides: 6slut: you ever see girls that are so pretty that you don’t know what to do with yourself i made a pretty girl laugh w/a silly joke and i got so flustered that i apologized this pretty girl told me my hair was cute and touched
espurrfectionist: misbehavedscientist: dumb-science-jokes: quinn-the-human: adventuresinchemistry: Fun fact: I thought ubiquitin was made up for a long time because it was such a ridiculous name that I assumed it was one of those made up non specific
depraved-fantasies:John was folding the laundry and he noticed that his wife’s sexiest pair of panties wasn’t there. He asked her about it and she joked that maybe the washing machine ate them. But the real reason they are missing is that her boss
bitch-breaker: This bitch thought that the bet he made on the sports game with his buddies at the bar was just a joke. Although he was surprised and humiliated when he was stripped naked and pushed to the floor as his buddies watched and laughed, he
thatmissquin: Mad Love.Something that always bugged me about this scene is that Harley would have figured out by now that the Joker doesn’t remember his life before he became the Joker, his sad stories were all a part of the joke. She was still in
fursonakin: fun fact about me: when i was a freshman in high school, for the whole year i planned an april fools joke on my homophobic dad and i was gonna tell him that i was a lesbian and i had a girlfriend. by the time april fools day rolled around,
ultra-ugo: jaxxgarcia: debrides: 6slut: you ever see girls that are so pretty that you don’t know what to do with yourself i made a pretty girl laugh w/a silly joke and i got so flustered that i apologized this pretty girl told me my hair was
drkshdwbnch: wormspeddler: one time when i was like 6-7 i was hanging out with a friend on one of these and he told me a joke so funny (god i wish i could remember) that i lost control and pissed myself. but i was on the up side and so my pee stream
bogleech:sharkcloset:ancientson:Fuck fight for 15. ฟ/hr was a goal from ten+ years ago. Fight for ษ at least. And that’s not an exaggeration or a joke. We need a living wage, and ษ is the minimum that that can be. In some places it needs to
mainemarriedbutlonely: 1cumsinside618: She thought it was all a joke, that is till she feels him pushing in her . then she knew he was going to do just what he said . Fuck his little girl till his nut ran down her leg.teaseing her father was always
amez-santiago: “The only thing [Andy and I] wanted to do was make sure… that it wasn’t just a passing idea that they’re having trouble, but that they really have trouble [and we show that on screen],” Goor reveals. “We had a joke at the
one-time-i-dreamt: I was at a John Mulaney show. It was titled “A Philosopher’s Grave”. It was just four hours of jokes that didn’t make sense but everybody else would laugh at them. Like he would say something like, “Why did the penguins die?
charactershoesfic:I’m thinking a lot about how there was an internet joke for a while that Chadwick Boseman was getting sick of doing “Wakanda forever” bc he occasionally looked tired or unenthused in pics. Knowing now how much he was suffering
makochantachibanana: lameborghini: lameborghini: my physics teacher loves april fools day i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class
urainiumbombs: ohheytayla: ewitsgeo: alexandertalisker: jumpingpuddles: The Incredibles (2004) DID DASH JUST MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HIS SISTER SUCKING SOMEONE… No wonder why she attacked him. I NEVER GOT THAT JOKE WHEN I WAS LITTLE I ALWAYS THOUGHT
adothall: clit-harington: b99thingsv2: When gay marriage was legalized, we weren’t sure if or when it was going to be struck down so speed was of the essence. when people say that Brooklyn 99 doesn’t make jokes about Holt being gay… it does.
tomithejellyfish: adobsonart: p0kemina: THIS. ONLY. JUST. HIT ME. I love jokes like that. I didn’t get this joke until like 6th grade and when it hit me I was in hysterics
upsmoments: Between jokes and jokes at the party, she did not realize that her dress was transparently more than usual. Thank God nobody warned.
hugglez4eva: lameborghini: lameborghini: my physics teacher loves april fools day i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and
waerlogas: unsinkablelove: getoutofmyheadcharles: gaymzee: a tumblr user walks into a joke and starts crying because theyre offended my dad was killed by a joke you asshole wow that’s offensive, some people don’t even have assholes, you bastard
unclewhisky: sandandglass: TDS, April 23, 2015 See, I thought the joke was that the poster was paper, so it was literally a poster of carbon, but…
darnni: thereisnocatharsis: I don’t think I got that joke when I was a kid… i think i always got this joke for some reason.
Also,stop saying Alex is lying. Alex has never lied.He made an april fools joke and that “stanford pines classy guy” was a clever way of talking about the author. Not even the “Pacifica is the worst” was a lie because at the time pacifica WAS
tattooed-stoner-dude: audrimoore: foreverthesickesttcatastrophe: I literally thought Alex was joking when he said he wanted two people to make out that have never met each other, but obviously he was being serious. I WAS AT THIS SHOW. MILWAUKEE!!
existencialistsdungeon: At first she thought he was joking, about her living in the doghouse - but after the first and then the second day had past without him making any moves intending to let her back to the house, she realized that it wasnt a joke
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