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shaxaphone: I cant believe that right now santa’s elves are making me a dildo. I love christmas
ssbbwfanatic: swazo118: Oh I want to have her for Christmas. Please please please Santa!!! I so want her under my tree i would unrap that with my teeth
knightinshiningmohawk: Heh… Looks like I was on the naughty list this year. Santa tells me this is only the beginning of the plethora of punishments coming my way. (N-not that I’m nervous or…or anything!)Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas to all my
weareblackroyalty: hopeyallamused: micdotcom: Young Jeezy treats 200 inner-city kids to a screening of ‘Annie’ Young Jeezy is taking on a different name this Christmas: Santa. Theatergoers were especially jolly after learning that the rapper
jehovahhthickness: scorpiophobia: dayaholics: Zendaya and Jada Pinkett Smith attend The Diamond Ball II with D'USSE and Armand de Brignac at The Barker Hanger on December 10, 2015 in Santa Monica, California. Is Jada that short or do zendaya got
swolizard: stunningpicture: Same Crime Santa is a humanitarian in the summers I like that go him
bambed: gUYS there is a mall santa in my town that takes photos exclusively with dogs and it warms my heart
onodorable: Never forget that Maki believes in Santa-san
waffleinabox: So are we just gonna ignore the fact that there are Santa cosplayers running around every December
the-snowflake-owl: kristakittyfish: he sees you when you’re sleeping Is that an invader Zim santa claus
dat-soldier: shaxaphone: I cant believe that right now santa’s elves are making me a dildo. I love christmas
winter-scythe: princessafterthought: justnergalthings: i accept this new Christmas canon that an Asian woman in drag is the Boss Santa LAO BAN SNATA OMG Omfg this is great
always-and-forever-analbeads: raptorkind: iknowitsmad: i’m not even kidding when i say there is this statue on a square here that’s supposed to be santa claus with a christmas tree but everyone calls it the buttplug gnome We’ve got one, too.
snakebitcat: 2ndplacewins: In class we were talking about how cats teach themselves to hunt around their collar bells, and this dude followed that up with “well you know how Santa has those reindeer covered in those bells, right?” and what he
nodamncatnodamncradle: simonstuck493: the Irish word for Santa Claus literally translates to “daddy december” and I don’t know how to feel about that great now i have to kinkshame ALL of IRELAND
majere636: just-shower-thoughts: If santa keeps track of “naughty” kids every “year”, and the year doesn’t start until January 1st, that leaves 6 days after Christmas and New Years left undocumented, so nothing you do can be held against you.
ozisarabbit: nodamncatnodamncradle: simonstuck493: the Irish word for Santa Claus literally translates to “daddy december” and I don’t know how to feel about that great now i have to kinkshame ALL of IRELAND I reblogged this last year, and
alxmas: cyanide-santa: Look at her fucking face she looks like she just got away with a fart isnt that juanita from desperate housewives
sharkbutte: shitty-car-mods-daily: Santa After 3 smokes of marajuana. via Shitty_Car_Mods this blog consistently posts things that contradict its name
A reminder that somewhere in the world, Santa is riding at 800 miles per second throwing presents into peoples houses with pinpoint accuracy
thejollyrebel: Santa with that ass so fat Let me see them buttcheeks clap
ceilingcow:Last night I had a dream that I was on the marketing team for a new flavor of Nuka-Cola called “Nuka-Daddy”, and the jingle for it was just singing “Nuka-Daddy” to the tune of “Santa, Baby” followed by an instrumental version of
pwesident:santa-destroy-deactivated202211:I’d sign a sworn affidavit that someone has said this to me in New York this isn’t generated by a bot
snakebitcat:2ndplacewins: In class we were talking about how cats teach themselves to hunt around their collar bells, and this dude followed that up with “well you know how Santa has those reindeer covered in those bells, right?” and what he going
iamgay8128: wings1295: bobbycaputo: Rephotographing Route 66: Animated GIFs Showing 1930-1970 Scenes Compared to Today Route 66 is a famous highway that crosses the United States, connecting Santa Monica, California on the west with Chicago, Illinois
minchims:Twice bringing us that Gay™ content (feat. Eunha) ↳ for @cosmicgxys from your super late secret santa
shionxe: Don’t be shy! Merry Christmas, screaming-alone! I’m your Secret Santa! Seeing that your OTP was Hijack made me really happy because they were my OTP as well! I was planning to do something really grand but I didn’t have enough time
faragonart: Since there’s a lot of Kingdom Hearts 3 hype on my dash from E3, I thought that this little animation I made for my good friend vazquezillustration as secret santa back this past year would be good to share! it says “to: Phil” cause
wuffen: here’s my secret santa gift for @azumanishi! merry christmas dear <3 the prompt i filled was “asanoya with or as animals” and i sort of. did both? as in that i can’t get over how much black and tan shibes look like noya and while
vvingblade: ventus swearing is canon, but imagine ventus swearing when he gets really excited about stuff.“holy SHIT Santa is real?!”“thats the coolest fucking thing i’ve ever seen!”“IM SO GODDAMN HYPE”ven swearing when he gets super excited
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thecube42: a reminder that somewhere around the world, santa is riding at 800 miles per second throwing presents into people’s houses with pinpoint accuracy And they claim there are no cheat codes in life! Lies, I tell you!
malikmydick: can santa leave boys under the christmas tree cause that’s all i want for christmas
itsmysecretdesires: I had to get on Santa nice list some how so I did what I knew I was good at to convince him that be naughty wasn’t such a bad thing after all.
richwhitelesbian: so youre telling me that all those years i sent a letter to santa all the way back in september with just “touch a boob” written on it it just got mailed to my parents
nonbinary-santa: iamatinyowl: knightofthestars: so hey who else was taught as a kid that “”””wanting attention”””” in any way was wrong and shameful and has grown up unable ask for help or support even in great distress/suffering
jahnnyvommit: Hey y'all Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas if you’re into that! Heres my fan art gift for @mac-and-cheesles as part of @schwifty-rick Secret Santa ❤ My usual fav Rockstar Rick and a spin on Greaser Morty, ya know doing cool punx
worthfightinfor: safepiercing: Conch piercing done by Sammy at WAY Body Arts in Santa Cruz, CA. just need that last top one ;)
tastybreadpudding: ronsbroomstick: santa saw you reading all that gay porn so does he want recs, or…?
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: ayo im just realising now how rude all the damn powerpuff girls were i mean i was just watching the christmas episode and buttercup was writing her list to santa and all that ungrateful wench wrote at the top of her list as
jakemalik: official-michelle-obama: jakemalik: waiting for santa to come break into my house i’d break into your house no michelle, please don’t do that
bone-splinters: “Some of The Lies I Have Told” this is a visual apology letter to people I have lied to. you have killed me and you have helped me and for that i will always be thankfulLauren Wolcott - Santa Cruz 2014
i-will-call-you-sir: i-will-call-you-sir: Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would
i-will-call-you-sir: i-will-call-you-sir: What’s Santa’s Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he’s trying to jump over, but he can’t quite make it. Bart Simpson
I saw a baby; wearing a shirt saying; "Santa doesn't exist, but that's okay, cause I can't read."
“I think God is kind of like Santa Claus for adults. Otherwise, God is kind of a jerk, isn’t he? I mean, he makes me gay and then he has his followers going around telling me it’s something that I chose. As if someone would choose to be mocked
darbarius: highlyfunctioning-fangirl: blueheavenols: buhguhz: jeanroqueraltique: my kitten says hello WHAT WAS THAT SOUND Upupupupu~ I think my heart just exploded under-santa-barbara-skies
thecube42: a reminder that somewhere around the world, santa is riding at 800 miles per second throwing presents into people’s houses with pinpoint accuracy
showing0resultsforsanity:santas-favorite-cookie:jaubaius:Watch for 60 seconds, then you gonna like it!🔉 God I wish that were me I love little obstacle courses the clear parts? ingenious. also,this
mal1017: lesbian-to-be-raped: cheerychattel: toy-789-806-454: iamtrashlordfearme: hedgiemuffins: hedgiemuffins: is it really that much of a surprise santas reindeer are girls? they have the most lesbian names ive ever heard “donner” “blitzen”
bone-splinters:“Some of The Lies I Have Told” this is a visual apology letter to people I have lied to. you have killed me and you have helped me and for that i will always be thankfulLauren Wolcott - Santa Cruz 2014
ilythla: Dear Santa, I want a syringe like that. Also a long dildo to go on the end so I can make it pee down my throat. Also several people to fill it up with pee.
