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that awkward moment when santa has the same wrapping paper as your mom.
That awkward moment when you realize Santa Claus was a ginger hipster.
creampie-spotter: Lucky Elf getting to be sandwiched between Two Bear Santa’s. If it were me in that position I’d most definitely be quoting Lauren Graham’s character in “Bad Santa”: “Fuck me Santa. Fuck me Santa…” axxionman: Artist
oaklandsky: skittle-happy-matt: hereforthenight: sagetheseer: That turned out better than expected. Legitimately was terrified that BDSM Santa knew my first and last name. BDSM santa is a terrific, nice, guy. Definitely boyfriend material. marry
Santa Claus left me another surprise at work! (That lotion is great, btw!) #SecretSanta (at Blue Cross and Blue Shield of Kansas)
that-chick-lotus:Santa likes to come down the chimney to cookies 🍪
hazel2468:tiktokantisemites:A selection of comments on a video of a Jewish woman and her children explaining that Jews don’t believe in Santa. Imagine being so angry that a Jewish family doesn’t believe in or celebrate Santa or Christmas. This isn’t
santa: OK its almost christmas so just a holiday reminder: do not be a freaking asshole and tell small children that i don’t exist! thank you
swarnpert: every christmas i am reminded that for 18 years i believed that “i saw mommy kissing santa claus” was about the mom cheating on her husband with santa claus, instead of the dad being dressed up as santa claus and it being cute Same
skittle-happy-matt: hereforthenight: sagetheseer:That turned out better than expected. Legitimately was terrified that BDSM Santa knew my first and last name. BDSM santa is a terrific, nice, guy. Definitely boyfriend material. marry him
iopele: piercingsandink: sine–qua-non: sine–qua-non: In the movie The Santa Clause, one becomes Santa by putting on the red coat after the death of the previous Santa. Even ignoring how morbid this premise is on its own, it’s possible that there’s
jukeboxemcsa: dast303:@thecrabqueen I know that it’s supposed to be funny that Superman still believes in Santa, but come the fuck on. Dude’s actually fucking met Santa on multiple occasions. They teamed up to fight the Toyman, fer fucksake. Superman’s
sine–qua-non: sine–qua-non: In the movie The Santa Clause, one becomes Santa by putting on the red coat after the death of the previous Santa. Even ignoring how morbid this premise is on its own, it’s possible that there’s another even darker
pokemon-personalities: toasty-coconut: pkmncoordinators: So I decided to take another look at that shipping list, and I have discovered that there are 88 Pokemon ships that include Santa Claus. Some highlights include: AlienSantaShipping - Santa Claus
santa: kanyewesticle: i saw a baby with a shirt on that said “Santa doesn’t exist but its okay because i can’t read yet” …
unicornempire: teadalek: HAPPY LAO BAN SANTA DAY Lao Ban Santa is the only Santa mythology that really makes sense, if you think about it.
thats-disgusting-emily: cutecruelty: thats-disgusting-emily: cutecruelty: When a little dummy decides to raise her hand at you. With @unrapeable. You look so scary, Santa. Did you keep a straight face when you typed that? If not, you know
santa-shorty-cake: ACE ATTORNEY IS LIKE THAT ONE SINGLE FOREVER FANDOM THAT JUST LIES DORMANT IN YOUR HEART UNTIL SOMETHING TRIGGERS IT AND THEN YOU’RE LIKE VROOM VROOM MUTHERCRUNCHERS I’M BACK AND MY OBJECTION FINGER IS READY
santas-413th-doctor: bakabutt-nerdlord: remember that time when rose used a burning planet as a fucking booklight This is the post that made me start reading homestuck
corgiaddict: Cody got his picture taken with Santa! Why can’t there be a job that just let’s you be Santa for animals so you can sit there for hours and hold different puppies and kittens and omg I would apply for that job
swarnpert:every christmas i am reminded that for 18 years i believed that “i saw mommy kissing santa claus” was about the mom cheating on her husband with santa claus, instead of the dad being dressed up as santa claus and it being cute
gaybowser: jokeboyfriend: gaybowser: ghostwunk: No offense but in Santa Clause is Coming to Town (aka Santa’s Origin Story) young Santa be lookin kinda cute. Like if he was real and looked like that, I’d be probably be up all night on Christmas
unclefather: wsswatson: until last year i genuinely thought i saw mommy kissing santa claus was actually about the mother cheating on her husband with santa, like it never occurred to me that her husband was dressed up as santa the mother has a santa
thats-not-a-toilet: xadorkablemarinax: asexualmew: benepla: WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE Okay, so, Maggie is Pikachu from PokemonLisa is Mikasa from SNKBart is Naruto from NarutoHomer is Zoro from One PieceMarge is Rangiku from BleachWho is Santa’s
that-chick-lotus: Let me choke on your dick while you’re dressed as Santa Claus
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That awkward moment when Santa has the same wrapping paper as your mom.
hereforthenight: sagetheseer:That turned out better than expected. Legitimately was terrified that BDSM Santa knew my first and last name. BDSM santa is a terrific, nice, guy. Definitely boyfriend material.
wsswatson: until last year i genuinely thought i saw mommy kissing santa claus was actually about the mother cheating on her husband with santa, like it never occurred to me that her husband was dressed up as santa
That awkward moment when Santa has the same wrapping paper as your parents..
mmpphhmmpphh: Shopping Mall Santa couldn’t keep his hands off the pretty elves. And when one of the elves threatened to go to management, Santa couldn’t have that. Bad Santa!!
That’s right, bitches, you know what time it is! How it works: Reblog this to join. By December 5th, you will receive a message from me that verifies that you would like to join. The message will also include the name of your Secret Santa. EVERYONE
santa-not-satan: tyleroakley: latenighthush: GIRLS ACTUALLY DO THIS WHEN WE GET REALLY HAPPY LIKE THAT WE SMILE AND CANT STAY STILL AND GET A LIL BIT EMBARRASSED ABT IT BOYS DO IT TOO I CAN CONFIRM they really do
santa: “As a teenager I was so insecure. I was the type of guy that never fit in because he never dared to choose. I was convinced I had absolutely no talent at all. For nothing. And that thought took away all my ambition too.” -Johnny Depp
That’s all I wanted to know, Santa
deathchrist2000: charlotteofoz: kane52630: Comfort and JoyJustice League Small Brain: lol, Superman believes in Santa Claus Bigger Brain: Aw, that’s cute, Superman believes in Santa Claus Glowing Brain: Canonicaly, Superman has met Santa Claus, so
that-chick-lotus: Santa likes to come down the chimney to cookies 🍪
whxspers: Since the holidays are just around the corner, I thought having a Secret Santa would be fun :) What is a Secret Santa? A Secret Santa is a a person who gives you gifts anonymously until Christmas Day. A Tumblr Secret Santa is similar to that
mrmrssecret: Merry Christmas for Share your Sexy Saturday! If anyone is wondering why Santa spends so much time at our house…this is why!!!! That’s where Santa spent his down time so hot @j-and-t-midwest-hotwife that is one naughty Santa 🎅🏻❣️
santa-muuerte: beyonic: niambi:santeria:teamrcket:tahreza:i hate this!Im the dominican friend down the hallokay, BUT THIS SONGSHUT they did THAT 😭
wethinktherefore: starfleetgrad: mebemae: at first i thought “i saw mommy kissing santa claus” was a song about a mother cheating on the father with santa, but then i realized that the father is santa. oh WAIT WHAT WUT
that-short-blondie: I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box. Dear person I hate, Dear person I like, Dear ex boyfriend Dear ex bestfriend, Dear bestfriend, Dear *anyone*, Dear Santa, Dear mom, Dear dad, Dear future me, Dear past me,
santa-caws: braeburned: santa-caws: oh no WHAT DID HE DO THIS TIME He told me he had a crush on Carrot Top. Bad stallion, baaaaad. Big Mac, Soarin, you two show him a good time. I know how much he loves you two. Ooh, spitroast him, he loves that.
Santa Claus better never set foot into that house lmao
santa-claus-of-porn: The girls were so happy to hear that Christmas bonuses would be given out at the office holiday party. 🎅🏼
that-brainy-bimbo:santa’s lil helper <33333
