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Are you in he Santa Ana Area? Well got get a massage from my girl!! Yup that’s the girlfriend follow her snapchat and get that info. Snap: loveeekelli
An amv tribute to Basquash’s Haruka Gracia. Song: "Primeras Impresiones (Quiero Ser Santa!),“ by Sabrina Sabrok. Some comments say that Ms. Sabrok is a real-life version of Haruka. Some say that Basquash censors the good stuff
giantantlers: The ghost of santa clara rose. Then she exits. Four chambers and the masterminds collaboration. Anyone remember that Busted video where the girls had 3 boobs? Yeah, that’s me, it’s the year 3000.
kiogy: daizzeh: santa: “As a teenager I was so insecure. I was the type of guy that never fit in because he never dared to choose. I was convinced I had absolutely no talent at all. For nothing. And that thought took away all my ambition too.&rdq
collar4goodgirl: wicked-naughty-diva: Looks like I am going to have to move AGAIN. Collar’s Kinky Corner: Santa, you and I need to talk about that list! ;) Lmao, that is awesome!
While i was taking this, an old man from the village that i like to call Santa Claus came into the feild to see what i was doing. He told me he was a painter and he walked up the road (the one that leads to the road that leads to my house) every day
drclairefraser: chilledzayn: obsessionsequalfandoms: untitledce: x Jesus HOMEBOY IS BUSTIN OUTTA THAT SHIRT DOE #dear santa: please guarantee me that no one will ever tell this man what size shirt he really wears
blizzieneko:Finally finished! Waited until the last minute of course… but I always do that. My Secret Santa for my girl, Wolfie! @siren-venus @meihemsecretsantaLol, I love that she asked for Junkenstien and Xiang Shi Mei! Never had a chance to do somethin
reajeasa: pea-green: the real lie about who gives kids presents at christmas isn’t that they’re from santa (bc everyone over the age of 10 knows that), it’s that they’re from mum ‘and dad’ because 90% of fathers see taking an interest in their
anakedglassofwine: I was reminded that it is the season of giving and I have been withholding cute photos. Apologies to Santa, Elf on the Shelf, Mensch on a Bench, etc. So remember my super cute tree from last year? Yeah I determined that it is a LOT
chuylol: vetisx: Dark Souls 2: Crown of the Ivory King sneak peek Ladies and gentlemen, we are going to know more about the golems in the next DLC, thats great but… is that a flying reindeer I see? Is Santa Claus the last boss of Dark Souls II?!
femshepfit: cuppalammo: that bastard Kaidan never forgot the year his parents ruined Christmas by telling him Santa had taken the family dog with him back to the North Pole to live with him; the reality was his parents hated that animal because it
aeolus06: That’s not the switch Mel gets cheeky with Jessica while posing for a special yuletide photo for Santa!A birthday present I got last year from @megasweetspot that I colored. nude version found HERE hoe hoe hoe~ ;9
heebie-geebies: My @yowapeda-secret-santa gift for Jepu (@omenatee)! Some cute, cuddly TadoMaki that was really fun to work on! Hope that you like it! nvn
schweizercomics: I decided that I REALLY wanted to draw up a bunch of Santas this year, but with December looming I didn’t feel like I had time to do the research necessary to undertake the project the way that I’d like. Lucky for me, I’m pals
nerdygirllove: New idea: A dating site that is also a free porn site and connects you to others that watched the same videos. Talk to Chris, he also liked: Fake Taxi Bad Santa Unloads His Sack and Student Orgy Featuring a Teddy Bear
akrystalkupcake: elijahkrantz: I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit Nicely done. I went the
chrisdavidj: veronox: chrisdavidj: chrisdavidj: all i want for christmas is a successful text post thank you santa You know that this is going to turn out to be like that one toy you played with for a couple days, got sick of it, then wished
sailorsilence: Never forget that time Tuxedo Mask rented a full Santa costume that included a sleigh and inflatable reindeer just so he could make a proper Holiday themed dramatic entrance.
spookypaulrudd: scarednewt: spookypaulrudd: I will never understand movies where Santa Claus is real that universe. And its always the kids that believe in him, obviously, and the parents don’t but like…. who do they they think is leaving all
prostatemodern: thejollyrebel: Santa with that ass so fat Let me see them buttcheeks clap on Dec 18 we won’t be able to see a tity but this abomination will remain untouched and if that ain’t the darnedest thing
chrievans: Coco (2017) dir. Lee Unkrich & Adrian Molina I never should have left Santa Cecilia. I wish I could apologize. I wish I could tell her that her papá was trying to come home. That he loved her so much. My Coco…
its-pronounced-eye-gor: shapeofh2o: Guillermo del Toro speaking about his inspiration for the bathroom scene at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival. i like that he felt like he had to specify that he didn’t fuck a monster
congenitaldisease: Cueva de las Manos, which translates to Cave of Hands, is a cave located in Santa Cruz, Argentina. The name comes from the fact that the cave is composed of paintings of hands that date back from 13,000 to 9,000 years ago. The cave
ssunsxt: I love the ridiculous idea that Sunset HATES the concept of Santa.“he just,,, sneaks into peoples houses in the middle of the night and leaves little packages?”“Sunset that’s not-”“That’s one, illegal, and two, creepy as fuck.
kurisu-80: That time of the year again, time to play Santa HO HO HOJust a very smol cute comic for @bijnaam !!! College AU’s are always the best so I had to go with that Also; I just have to add, your art is absolutely lovely ♥
merrychristmasrose: i love that like the whole fucking adult population works together just to convince kids santas real like they dress up like him and talk to kids and they make bullshit points to prove hes real and the news tracks that fucker across
elijahkrantz: I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit
So yesterday, there was this whore at my school that wore a Santa hat that said "Ho ho ho!" on it. My teacher whispered to the class, "She finally found her nametag."
thigh-high-senpai: thigh-high-senpai: now that december is back around, i think its a good time to remind everyone that big boss canonically believes in santa claus
iamtheaardvark: look you can believe in jesus, santa, romantic orientation, or ted cruz all you want i’m still gonna be the kid on the playground that tells you that shit ain’t real
mmmelon: mmmelon: ALL THAT PANIC THINKING THE LOUD KNOCK ON MY DOOR WAS A ROBBER AND I DISCOVER THAT IT WAS JUST A DING DONG DITCH SECRET SANTA ATTEMPT I WAS ABOUT TO CALL THE POLICE DAMMIT
divineirony: Literally the reason for the season; both in the way that it marks the change of seasons, and in the sense that Christianity co-opted Christmas from the pagan celebration of the solstice. Finally knowledge about the pagan holiday. Santa
bergsbergcountysheriff:every christmas movie that’s like “no one believes in santa claus anymore! he’s gonna lose all his magic!!” is so so funny because the entire conflict hinges on the implication that kids’ presents do magically appear every
lobstmourne: dat-soldier: shaxaphone: I cant believe that right now santa’s elves are making me a dildo. I love christmas #WHY IS THAT ELF CHRIS PINE fuck
elizabitchtaylor-deactivated202:The original Eartha Kitt recording of Santa Baby is the only good version because she’s the only one that puts any kind of irony or humour into it. She understands that the song is about a gold-digger singing to her
gaymalebubbleass: radioactivepolitics: OMFG. That ass of his could stop traffic on Santa Monica Boulevard. Next shot I’d like to see: This hot muscle stud resting that fine booty on a toilet seat in the open-stalled men’s room of my local gym.
cougaronfire: cougaronfire: cougaronfire: I can show my ass when ever I want too. What do you say about that? Slap that Ass or what ever you like! Show your Ass for Santa! Sexy
zerstorren: kiogy: daizzeh: santa: “As a teenager I was so insecure. I was the type of guy that never fit in because he never dared to choose. I was convinced I had absolutely no talent at all. For nothing. And that thought took away all my
wordsnquotes: “Sometimes I think that eternal love is the adult Santa Claus … we all know that it does not exist but nobody wants to hear it …” — Alessandro Cattelan @thelovejournals
Rupert: When the party’s over, we’re gonna spend Christmas at home with our families, but some of these children will be too sick to do that this year and they have to stay in hospitals. Tom: But you know, the great thing is that thanks to Text Santa,
Do GIRLS really give their BOYfriends a list for their birthday like Santa Claus? I am a WOMAN and hope that I continue being blessed with MEN who dont need instructions and know me… that is really sad but funny. Smdh Xo
mawkroy: speedo-bear: bullneck: Wow, is he real? Dear Santa, i want that!!!! That’s I’m pretty sure that’s Ryan Kennelly, but it’s an old morph of mine. That’s my old “M” sig on his shirt. I also changed the 2 in 21” GUN SALUTE to
lil-spicypepper: Screenshots from my new video that’ll be uploaded later today!*Santa’s Naughty List*Watch me tease and punish myself in order to get on Santa’s nice list!ManyVids
