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Text #1 Your girl ‘Aleska’ asked me to send you this msg of her after she pleased my friends and I Text #2 You’ll be happy to know she was the best fucking slut we ever used! What a big tit-ed dumb cum drinking whore! Text #3 BTW I have a poker
qerardway: “well if you wanted honesty that’s all you had to say” alright then, tell us why the fuck you broke up
abrotion: straight people act like i’m asking their permission to be gay
junkoes: i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge
arichii: i think sleeping together is romantic because you allow the other person to be near you when you’re most vulnerable and you trust that they wont kill you
kendralynora: If a person does not “prove themselves gay” that does not automatically make them straight. If I want to assume that an unlabeled character is queer, and you want to assume that they are straight, that’s fine. Just don’t you fucking
softrocklevi: it’s always baffling to me when people say “the bible says adam and eve not adam and steve” yeah but like the bible says adam and eve were massive incompetent piles of shit who fucked up god’s creation and doomed humanity for all
dacelio: have u ever been in a mood to destroy your relationship with everyone you know
coeptum: i always get attached to everyone and no one gets attached to me so i always just feel dumb
flrebender: DO NOT YELL AT ME FOR SAYING SORRY TOO MUCH BECAUSE I WILL ACCIDENTALLY APOLOGIZE EVEN MORE AND SORRY
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bagmilk: komaegay: bagmilk: my package still hasn’t came i give up did you try switching hands
That Panda Person
thechildofstyle: you have only seen yourself two times taking a picture and looking at the image and staring in the mirror and looking at your reflection you don’t get to see the way your eyes light up when you talk about something you love
cuntherine: i am genuinely paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really annoying and ugly and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke
eternalfailure: Shinji Ikari? You must mean Shaun Jay Carey, your average white teenager living in New York-3
xplosivediarrhea: imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day
phoneticmeow: phoneticmeow: I love when my boyfriend showers at my house cause I get to lean against the door and hear him quietly scream NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HES A METAL VOCALIST HE PRACTICES IN THW SHOWER I DO NOT TORTURE MY BOYFRIEND
girl-farts: Less queer struggles more queer snuggles
beyoncescock: seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends
shatteredcrystalwings: The fact that Yuki Kaji voiced both a character trying to destroy walls surrounding a city and a character trying to stop walls around a city from being destroyed will never stop amusing me
that-blue-is-getting-me-high: WHEN MY FRIENDS DONT LIKE THE THINGS I LIKE BUT SHOW INTEREST BECAUSE THEY KNOW I LIKE TO TALK ABOUT IT
melesbian: If you’re feeling down, I’ll go down on you
mynameisnipple: Boys are scary. They go from “aw, you’re adorable” to “send me butt pics & sit on my face” in 2 seconds and I can’t handle that transition
blurredbynes: i had self esteem for like 3 minutes once
le-le-lestrade: asktheteamofscientists: askscientistcarlos: aterrifyingscientist: *touches a science in carlos’ lab* *explosion* [SHRILL CARLOS NOISES] [injured scientist noises] [panicking radio host noises]
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yeahbyusher: I’m screaming I asked this kid at work what he was reading and he said its a “Harry potter spin off by an independent author” like he’s trying to disguise his fan fiction I’m laughing
everyoneisdeadnow: if we go to a restaurant and have to choose between a table or a booth and you say table i will never trust you again
ask-omnipony: luckydreaming: Are fedoras really that bad? YES YES THEY ARE I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo I mean it’s a goddamn hat. Right..? The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be
unclefather: jesuschristvevo: would you like some cream cheese on your beagle keep your cream cheese away from my dog
coconut-river: Lorde won a Grammy before she graduated high school.
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rocketpowers: there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone just let that sink in
notabadday: googlearths: if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry
davestrider: if ouran didn’t deserve a second season then nobody does
chocolatejacuzzi: If we datin I promise to give you lots of hickeys and buy you Taco Bell
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tangledbeast: A lycanthrope transforms in front if his friend for the first time. “Oh my god."says his friend,"You just turned into a wolf.” “Yes,"he replies "I am a were”
I need to swallow a load, and there's no one up right now.
I don't care if my little tirades lose me followers.
Dropped my Follow list to 100.
I haven't been this goddamn horny in a long time.
I usually use absurd resolutions. Like, 4800 dpi. But that makes things actually like, 0.00067 inches or some shit. I’ve gone back to using 300 dpi so I could make prints. Like, 10"x16" one’s. But then it looks like shit when viewed
parjars: Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”. Don’t just fuck the police. Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall
pandalot: You are good at something, stop lying to yourself. You’re good at breaking down comic book plots, cooking ramen perfectly, making your friends happy, knowing the time without looking at a clock, getting the perfect ending at RPG’s, or figuring
littlepaperhugs: i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.
babybehemoth: Anxiety attacks are the worst because sometimes you have no idea why you’re crying or angry and you just think of everything wrong in your life and you can’t control it all you can do is breath in and out and cry it out
quetchup: i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account
whores: whores: Don’t cry because its over cry because you’re ugly
psychoticmist: if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
charliebraddberry: princass: life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything you feel
lizziefaguire: being insecure is more accepted than being confident in yourself and that’s just fucking bull shit to me
this is the most fuckin’ boring day in my whole fuckin’ life
Good Morning Babes!
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You don’t truly know me or understand me until you see the shit i reblog on tumblr.
i love meeting new people. its my favorite thing. so if u ever wanna talk please please please do not hesitate to say hi to me or message me or anything bc i will accept u no matter what. I love u all.
lolWhy? Needs to finish commissions… Wants to draw thick ass Pink Rangers…
