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grapewallofchina: i have the mental stability of mr crocker
viva-la-prussia: how to tell i am comfortable talking to you: i say things that make zero sense i say the random things that come to mind i act like a complete idiot when talking to you i use dumb emoticons
madamateur: trying to drink hot tea while wearing glasses more like where the fuck did the laptop go
Arguments Were Her Foreplay
starsecretlove: IT’S BAD WHEN YOU TRY TO BE COOL IN FRONT OF PEOPLE YOU JUST MET AND YOUR BEST FRIEND COMES IN LIKE
squareclocks: I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles
tell me why you followed me
Namu Dragon, the Tree Dragon
one-tardis-to-exorcise-them-all: juststarkidding: thegreenguitar: why does ‘liking someone’ have to be this big secret? why doesn’t everyone in the world just make it really clear? why can’t we make t-shirts with the names of who we crush on?
oinkaloink: ‘no homo’ god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus
snowballhan: yoU KNOW THOSE DAYS WHEN YOUR SINGING VOICE SOUNDS BETTER THAN USUAL
apricockjam: MY FRIEND WAS ADDING RANDOM PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK AND HE ADDED THIS ONE GIRL AND THEY STARTED CHATTING AND THEY FOUND OUT THEY WERE NEIGHBOURS HE MET HIS NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR THROUGH FACEBOOK IM CRYING
That Panda Person
REBLOG IF I CAN BE YOUR FRIEND.
clraft: when i say “the other day” i could mean yesterday or 5 years ago there’s no in between
Modern Man is Dead.
Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.
melonami: my friend asked me to draw her wally so of course i stuck good ol’ dick in there ヽ( ´¬`)ノ
cumfort: the perks of dating me i’m funny i can cook (i mean order pizza) whenever u want i don’t have friends so we can always hang out
cumrun: I WLLL COME INTO YOUR HOUSE AND FUCKING nap with you
genderbells: i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went “oh. your heart sped up and i… ok”
kristenmastora7: gallium-knight: Here’s a test: I’m holding a baby in one hand and a petri dish holding a fetus in the other. I’m going to drop one. You chose which. If you really truly believe a fetus is the same thing as a baby, it should be
poogie-bear: weji: isn’t naruto supposed to end in 2014
corenevipera: fovelshucker: TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU
deeeeeeeeeeeeetitsaaaaaaaaaaaaan: how do you expect me to start getting up at 7am when ive been going to bed at 7am for two weeks
kanyewesticle: kanye-westicle: mom : how do you know them ? me : they use to go to my school. your url is like the walmart version of mine
If you kiss my neck, I'm not responsible for what happens next.
softmikus: yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep
stability: sext: I bought you concert tickets
poetic: I’m not asking for a lot in a relationship. All I want is to kiss, cuddle, play videos games, and have hot sex.
staypozitive: I don’t mind clingy. In fact, I appreciate it more. When you constantly tell me you miss me, or get worried when I don’t respond quickly. Because it shows that you actually care about me, and if I truly like you, nothing you do will
tell me your biggest secret on anon
sheepinthewolves: So I’m out of beer and I told my dad that. He said that’s good you drink too much anyway. :( I want to drink more.
coffeepeople: if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me.
What's the worst thing I could say?
Slightly Above Average
you know what I absolutely fucking hate
oh hey, that's nice
asphyxion: when my dog had surgery he cried a lot the first night, but he’d stop when i laid down beside him. so i crawled into his cage with him so he’d stop crying and pet him until he fell asleep. i fell asleep with him and when i woke up, that
beerito: are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?
seifuckuu: when did anime characters start being younger than me
florelgreen: you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time
lohanthony: fuck you and your cute ass face and your cute ass smile and your cute ass personality and your cute ass everything i hate you
HONESTLY: REBLOG THIS IF YOU HAVE EVER SELF HARMED IN ANY WAY, SKIPPED A MEAL ON PURPOSE, BEEN DEPRESSED, FELT ALONE IN A CROWDED ROOM, HATED YOUR BODY, HATED YOURSELF, FELT LIKE YOUR NOT GOOD ENOUGH OR BEEN TOLD YOU WERENT, CRIED YOURSELF TO SLEEP, FELT
carbonated-milk: hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this
attack-on-germs: macaroon-y: reiworu: offensivedad: finish the sentence: anime is a sin d das essen und wir sind die jaeger snk fandom won that one
askfallencas: watching yourself being replaced by people better than you
unclefather: wassupstyles: What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair very polite
coolbloqqer: the worst thing is when someone insults you and they’re right
abrotion: listen it’s barely a week into 2014 and i’ve already given up
dear 98% of the people that follow me that dont talk to me
zzz-onked: moral of the story is don’t get attached to people or you will spend your nights sobbing and listening to mayday parade
coolbloqqer: last year this kid had some water damage on this math textbook and when he turned it in at the end of the year the teacher asked him how it had gotten it wet and he looked her straight in the eye and said “from my tears”
queen-of-sloths1: no one ever tells you how hard it is to overcome the addiction of destroying yourself.
weightlesstears: can someone teach me how to be pretty
jingledeeznuts: c0ntain: What if we all looked the way we wanted? Our ideal weight became reality, our worries about money washed away. Your love life is exactly the way you pictured it. Do you think we’d all be happier? Or would we just find new
ninjoe: gatesofgotham: the real question is how do superheroes not call each other by their real names on a mission i mean i’d be like hey bruce i mEAN BATMAN
