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rabioheab: How To Tell Someone That You Have A Crush On Them start aggressively tapdancing in front of them without saying anything continue doing this until they ask you why you are doing this fall to their feet and start crying
I Love Anime
thats-slightly-raven: it makes me laugh when boys ask for your bra size like mate lets be real here you know as well as I do that you have no fucking clue what any of those numbers and letters mean I could tell you I’m a 68 NN and you’d still be
Anonymous hour. Nothing will be unanswered, ignored, or deleted.
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ninthdoctorisbestdoctor: thetumblr-thisisatumblr: enstarprise: alegbra: being 17 is weird because you can get hit on by 14-year-olds and 20-year-olds and it’s THE SAME AGE DIFFERENCE It’s also weird because you can dance, you can jive, having
maroon-moon: Have you ever considered that you lead yourself on the most. You become attached to the idea of being with that person. You begin imagining being with them and plan little events with them in your head. But when you face every single day
misscatthief: god bless the people who upload tv shows to the internet
cumonmeclifford: i want a boyfriend in a band because the ‘back from tour’ sex would be absolutely amazing
callmemisshatred: Showing American Horror Story to someone:
wearethefuckingused: im surprised no one has ever punched me in the face
Life is twice as pretty once you're dead
jaclcfrost: “why are you awake at three in the morning” asks the person who is also awake at three in the morning
frankcrimes: shout out to anyone who has seen me get stupidly emotional and insanely insecure but has stuck around anyway
thxtniggajesus: cumfort: the perks of dating me i’m funny i can cook (i mean order pizza) whenever u want i don’t have friends so we can always hang out Perfect
i can’t see past the crystal ball 🔮
spurca: i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar
kev-n: corsmos: Crushes, a guide: Basically
reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you
deathwingstolemyepicz: do you want to cuddle and play video games all night? a) yesb) ac) b
despairnaegami: personasanta: does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder
mullingayr: I don’t understand why some people aren’t okay with sitting at home doing nothing like why do you need to be with your friends constantly don’t you ever want time to yourself jesus christ
keatonpickles: honchcrow: Reasons why im a bad friend: • i get too attached • i will complain about all my problems to you • i will snap at you by accident one day, causing you to hate me • i need to be reassured periodically CONSTANTLY that
Cute Date Ideas for 2014
deathnoteforcutie: when ur alarm goes off on a school day and you just
Now that Cinderella's gone
The Game
divine-hatred: reasons not to have kids: the seventh grade emo phase the seventh grade emo phase the seventh grade emo phase the seventh grade emo phase the seventh grade emo phase the seventh grade emo phase
quickweaves: quingofsorrow: bisexuality can mean “two” without enforcing a gender binary if you think about homosexuality and heterosexuality, which respectively refer to the gender/sex of your sexual object choice as “same” and “different”,
lalalere: sinsoo: There is no friendship stronger than those forged in the weeaboo years. #you saw me at my worst so you deserve me at my best
jungwildeandfree: thisismedisappearing: I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed “mOTHERFUCKER” and then my dad poked his head out of the livingroom and said “you rang?” hats off for the ultimate dad joke
deadliftsandbeer: livelovelaughandlift: Stop asking for 2014 to be good to you. Fucking grab your balls and make it good. Grabbed balls and just ended up masturbating. Instructions were unclear.
upgraders: people that read while listening to music are very talented and are probably going to hell
jaclcfrost: inside jokes are so amazing and powerful like you can say one word one fucking word and have a person on the floor laughing or glaring at you while saying your name in complete exasperation while everyone else is just utterly confused
oinkaloink: ‘no homo’ god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus
lilahgrimezz: unfamouskiid: Nowadays most people ain’t even dating, they’re just talking, fucking, catching feelings, and ending up in situations Fuck for real
cassieblack: arineat: sigmarikz: certaflyably: thirstingaintdead: Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension “Make me”, “oh really”, “is that so” “prove it” “What’s in it for me?”
alexsmalldickgaskarth: somthinglikethatandstuff: before I join your punk rock band my mom wants to talk to your mom aka All Time Low
poopflow: shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot
Sheep In The Wolves
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blade-of-ice: lovemesomesouleater: So my teacher asked how many of the people in the class were left handed and half of my table group raised their hands and I said “I feel a little LEFT out.“ HAHAHAHAHAHA Omfg!
just-homura: When ur tumblr senpais follow u wHEN UR TUMBLR SENPAIS FOLLOW U AND REBLOG FROM U
aanguish: i really want my favorite blog to follow me but unfortunately i cant follow my own blog
grandtheftemo: nah i dont have a boyfriend i have five copies of infinity on high
midnitedancer: bradmajors: me: you: I think it says something about us that over 12,000 people understand what these images mean.
parasiticteddybear: when you hear someone mention something youre obsessed with
chocolateinthelibrary: So my family stayed at my aunt’s beach house last weekend and there is literally a Harry Potter-themed reading nook in the cupboard under the stairs
foxnewsofficial: one time in class a girl asked me which hand i masturbated with and i pointed to my best friend’s hand and now that i think about it that might be why people think we’re gay
nicklugo: white people truly say the weirdest shit trying to be romantic on here “i want to taste the name of your hair on my lips in my cigarette while drinking your backwash” *50 thousand notes*
greifseeds: lets all say it together white people arent the problem cis people arent the problem straight people arent the problem men arent the problem shitty people are the problem intolerant people are the problem just because youre a white, cis,
Valerie :)
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imayoshishouichi: dont trust people who dont keep their starter pokemon
things I can’t imagine someone having a crush on me someone randomly seeing me and thinking ‘wow she’s cute’ someone getting happy because I messaged them first someone thinking about me, in general someone wondering how I am someone finding
rocketpowers: there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone just let that sink in
