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zombikki: veganasfuck: how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. this is the best joke ever
amoracomplex: dirtrider333: zombikki: veganasfuck: how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. this is the best joke ever haha…fuck you - sincerely
fightblr: building-an-unstoppable-fist: secretworld-observer: kellyfromthecity: The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but
someactorkid: ellendegeneres: In 10 or 11 years when she gets the joke, she’s gonna love this photo. How long do you think it takes a child to learn how to read
zainiful: jesussbabymomma: Because rape is a joke and its absolutely funny to do this because ya lame ass got kicked out of VidCon! and taking advantage of underage girls is fucking hysterical! Love it! So funny! I love rape culture! Please watch my
theperksofbeingaperk: “It took a 19-year-old girl to shut this shit down. Luckily, many more people were in her corner than the rape apologist troll who started the Purge joke. However, it only takes one person to hear the message that it’s OK and
secretworld-observer: kellyfromthecity: The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your
idsaybucketsofart: Re-posting the previous 2 images and adding the 3rd one. Alright, enough joking around. Tomorrow is Saturday and I’ll spend the whole day working on endlessillussionx’s Toriel model to rig it. The face will probably take a lot
totoro-lives: badvirtue: thinkinwata: A note from Tupac Shakur’s prom date. ‘96 “I had wrote a letter saying how much I loved his music to his fan club. At the end I made a joke saying that if he ever read this letter to please take me to my
saintsghost: marysonofjames: This is not even a joke. This is my cousin’s tree (or lack thereof). He’s an only child. I cannot even fathom this picture. He said it takes 5-6 hours to open them. Is your cousin Dudley from Harry Potter
wibbly-wobbly-ironic-stuff: wibbly-wobbly-ironic-stuff: wibbly-wobbly-ironic-stuff: Just one, actually. How many scientists does it take to build a time machine? Either no one’s got this joke yet or people refuse to give me notes.
theheartmaid: kiyumiarashi: atokniiro: Please don’t remove the artist’s caption/comment when you reblog a drawing/comic/etc. I obviously can’t speak for everyone, but in my case the caption is often an addition to the joke, and if you take it
greelin: cyberuser: i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now
fallenleaves-kin: chiikapea: THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE GUYS. IF YOU ARE A LEGAL ADULT FUCKING V O T E. TRUMP IS WINNING THIS IS HONESTLY SCARY AS SHIT AT THIS MOMENT. IF HE FUCKING WINS, WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO US POCS. STOP TAKING THIS AS
mostlyjudson: mayonnaisewater: caintusemyphone: cortney: niggasandcomputers: We taking crooked memes into 2016 look like someone put it in the copy machine crooked His ass cheek saggy Alright all jokes aside this is true and i hate that my dick
salted-milkshake: (so fucking cute)So I am at work, no one is dying – and I am taking a break with listening to this playlist (when u can’t sleep at night | soft Korean songs). I guess I can finally forgive myself for the shit I put myself. No joke,
zorasdorkmain: this is what happens when you take a nice screenshot and then you commit too much to your own joke
fuckyeahsociallyawkwardpenguin: I don’t mean any offence to anybody, take this as a joke. Anon~
scruffsmcgoogle: prettyboyshyflizzy:yall southern states got dinosaurs running around and yall make jokes about new york having rats But they are places to be expected.NY rats take the subway and be trying to sell their mixtapes and shit.
bugsinspace:lemonadesoda:Ok like 100% guaranteed way to make me laugh is to send me a joke that takes out the superlative/adjective from a phrase that should have one likeeasily one of the days i’ve had all weekworld’s…daddrinks that
de-classy-fied: thegiftxthecurse: A note from Tupac Shakur’s prom date. ‘96 “I had wrote a letter saying how much I loved his music to his fan club. At the end I made a joke saying that if he ever read this letter to please take me to my prom
ilanathepurple: Oooh, right, Rei is with his focus completely on Nagisa… and in him, hehhehee…In case anyone is wondering where is the joke, take a look at this.Hope you like it, lilacpinkballad <333
jordan-reet: How about we take your car this time just in case. No I’m only joking. Haha. I wouldn’t mind, really. I’d hate to ruin your precious car, again.
rosa-sparkz: itscruellabitch: half-a-universe: artichoke-that-hoe: I THOUGHT THEY WERE JOKING BUT As a Mexican, this brings so much joy to my life. oyeechica take me 💀💀 Lmao the white ppl
jaz-draws-stuff: I need more than a funny joke to make me laughI need more than a punching bag to forget my pastI need more than a memory to make it lastShow me what it’s all about I had to take a mini break from the next Coffee AU comic so I decided
kaylainthetardis: amoracomplex: dirtrider333: zombikki: veganasfuck: how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. this is the best joke ever haha…fuck
I’m the girl who hangs out with the guys. I join in on the crude jokes and talk about sex. When someone acts like they might upset my feminine sensibilities, I take up the challenge and throw back something twice as hairy as whatever they said.
candyredterezii: gavinsnose: suffering-tm: are you a “sleeping and taking naps all the time” mentally ill person or a “i toss and turn all night and stare at the ceiling” person Ha ha jokes on you I’m both
cumfacialextremist: Jasmne Byrne is one of the best at taking huge loads. Shes darling too. Just look at her. Tell me you dont want to dump a load on her right now. I do. Right now. Seriously. Not a joke.
tinydragongina: aeedee: I would like to take this opportunity to point out one thing. This is an example of a male-targeted, vaguely ‘sexist’ commercial campaign that is genuinely funny, and clever enough for women to “get the joke”. These
catladysoul:robocommie:How to tell a rape joke: Take a metal bar, beat a rapist or rape apologist repeatedly and say “so a rapist walks into a bar” with each stroke.need this on blog always
kinkydaydreams: If you’d have sex with me but not take me out for dinner, unfollow me.If you’d private message me about my ‘gorgeous’ body but ignore me at a bar, unfollow me.If you’d ask for my nudes but laugh at fat jokes with your friends,
sbsrandomshitblog: patrickat: thyrell: ayellowbirds: scruffsmcgoogle: prettyboyshyflizzy: yall southern states got dinosaurs running around and yall make jokes about new york having rats But they are places to be expected. NY rats take the subway
bondageman007: Nick laughed when his college friends jokingly taped him to a chair. However, he wasn’t laughing when they began taking off his clothes while he was still taped down!
thegiftxthecurse: A note from Tupac Shakur’s prom date. ‘96 “I had wrote a letter saying how much I loved his music to his fan club. At the end I made a joke saying that if he ever read this letter to please take me to my prom since my boyfriend
jaynator1: ok i cant even joke around anymore im in deep shit rn, i need at least the minimum by June, im in such a fucking terrible place, no job is taking me, no matter how many applications i fill, i need help, i can also Edit youtube vids, and
kawaiiasspizza: christinaposabule: hey wanna hear a joke well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously and what the fuck do you mean by that
a-low-key-art: or could be titled “nobody in dmmd can take a yo mamma joke without crying” Started in mother’s day, today finished with all the characters in one post. Enjoy \(^▽^@)ノ and happy late mother’s day
terrifiedmouse: Noiz taking ‘Your Mom’ jokes too far
slynoi: this is really really late but koujaku and aoba forgot noiz’s birthday as a joke but they didn’t know noiz would take it so seriously
stoned-levi: “He takes these arm jokes too fucking far, man. Christ. You shouldn’t do that to someone who isn’t sober. Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving you fuckbags. Stay away from the mall.”
titimylove:corvidaezero: serenata-your-neighborhood-lefty: I get the joke, and it’s pretty good, but the historian in me can’t take Marie Antoinette slander.She was only 14 when she became queen. 14. She was widely hated because she, being a
silonky: (via Joke me if you can’t take a fuck)
I’m just waiting for the war that will start when USA faces England on a Fourth of July in a FIFA World Cup. Us Americas would take all the tea in the host county and throw it all in the largest body of water as a joke. Then the Brits would flip
titansdaughter: 1.08 Fromage | 2.03 Hassun“I like that. ‘Professional curiosity.’ It seems so…indifferent. Unless you look like you’re lying when you say it.”
unshaped: someactorkid: ellendegeneres: In 10 or 11 years when she gets the joke, she’s gonna love this photo. How long do you think it takes a child to learn how to read 10 or 11 years
lillyhasatumblr: I was trying to take pictures of my new cups like a year ago and realized I could use them to make a joke about ‘being with my own kind now’.Instead I have one about procrastination.
lillyhasatumblr: I was trying to take pictures of my new cups like a year ago and realized I could use them to make a joke about ‘being with my own kind now’. Instead I have one about procrastination.
eyeplague: If you’re 16 and you have a “kink list” there is something wrong with how the internet has affected you. Take a step back and assess yourself eyeplague: If you’re 15 or under and you’re making nsfw jokes on the regular, you need
wow...im not taking that person seriously haha it feels like a joke. cuz she just made a facebook. and she says shes a model from New York, and why would she move to Oxnard? and friends would only be oxnard-pacifica people. haha o well it was fun for
naturalyfindingme: chiikapea: THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE GUYS. IF YOU ARE A LEGAL ADULT FUCKING V O T E. TRUMP IS WINNING THIS IS HONESTLY SCARY AS SHIT AT THIS MOMENT. IF HE FUCKING WINS, WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO US POCS. STOP TAKING THIS
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: fuckyeahfamousblackgirls: youwish-youcould: thatdudeemu: Why do white people like comedians that do jokes for “shock” value? Why do they take so much pleasure in seeing how uncomfortable they can make someone?