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theheartmaid: kiyumiarashi: atokniiro: Please don’t remove the artist’s caption/comment when you reblog a drawing/comic/etc. I obviously can’t speak for everyone, but in my case the caption is often an addition to the joke, and if you take it
dylaaannn: helplessly-devoted: peony-imnida: 2016 is back and isn’t done fucking with us yet whoever gets me this for my birthday can take my ass home i added the coupon ‘pepe’ as a joke
oddbagel: konigstigerr: obviousplant: I made a decoy wallet for pickpockets. TAKE THAT CRIME! this is a great way to get spite-stabbed Jokes on you that was my goal in the first place
soubriquetrouge: *Insert blastoff and poking jokes here*Done at the request of my patrons. Thanks to you all! If you wanna join up, i’m taking suggestions for the month now, which will be voted on towards the 10th https://www.patreon.com/SnSColors?ty=h
executive producer: @danteross I REST IN THE RULE BUT DON’T TAKE IT AS A JOKE, I GOT AN AUTOMATIC TOOL DON’T MAKE IT HAVE TO SMOKE
dranxis: So what is the show “Hunter x Hunter” about, you ask? Well, y'all be taking shit so far out of context for the sake of a joke it’s not even funny goddamn. Edit - This shit did not look this weird in the manga, is this really what
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"youre getting reported for harassment. thanks for taking my identity as a joke"
rapidstrike replied to your post: “youre getting reported for harassment. thanks for taking my identity as a joke” i guess you forgot to SHREK your privilege screams
pikaballoons: i’m close to crying bc my disability has turned into a complete joke and i’m the one that gets blocked and reported while the original commenters take it upon themselves to educate others on the fantasy version of my disability (that
catbountry: konekosilvertail: fiztheancient: pikaballoons: i’m close to crying bc my disability has turned into a complete joke and i’m the one that gets blocked and reported while the original commenters take it upon themselves to educate others
pichiru: christinaposabule: hey wanna hear a joke well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously what the fuck is that supposed to mean
auwa: duckstapler: whatwolf: tavidan: tweekpop: clockstoppin-terror: ochtendgloren: peachems: 8ad-jokes: Who wants to take part in a little experiment for me?I want to see how people measure up to the Kinsey scale, it’s a rating for sexuality.
dailyokuyasu:take a look at my Unique and Original joke!!oh my god
asktheconsoleponies: askemeraldstar: i did a thing Seriously though, I hope this is just a sick joke. I mean, I played Playstation 2 when I was a kid and they discontinued that, and now I have a Wii and they take THAT away. Can’t I have one good game
darkfiretaimatsu: Or, to put it another way, I’m exactly as strong or fast as I need to be for a particular joke to be funny~ My blog runs on comedy, not physics! Cece, you should take up a business in bush growing! Your ability to make them appear
ask-the-stallion-out: I’m in the mood for anwsering SOME questions, so I started with the god Even one and now this one from damagedcobalt-kun/chan. Ask away. P.S.: Moon-chan, don’t take this personal seriously, is a joke XD xD
rensbogusadventure: trinityxspectrum: zmudstag: YOU SEE IVAN, WHEN SHOOT FROM MANY BARREL, YOU NEVER MISS BECAUSE ALWAYS TAKE OUT OWN SHOULDER WITH RECOIL I read that in angry yelling russian accent Da. That is joke, comrade. XD
datcatwhatcameback: lil-mizz-jay: I kinda want everyone to watch this. Take 14 minutes and watch this if you can! This hits home for me extremely well, because something very similar happened to me 6 years ago over a very out-of-taste joke I made, and
oddbagel: konigstigerr: obviousplant: I made a decoy wallet for pickpockets. TAKE THAT CRIME! this is a great way to get spite-stabbed Jokes on you that was my goal in the first place ….this is pretty genius actually :v
kaylainthetardis: amoracomplex: dirtrider333: zombikki: veganasfuck: how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. this is the best joke ever haha…fuck
appledress: ru-screwd: 49. Take out at Brower barely gives you any food. #ruscrewd Is this a fucking joke?! LUNCH TAKEOUT IS TOO MUCH. I AM ONE PERSON, WHY DO I NEED TWO CHICKEN PATTIES D: ALSO, WHY DO I NEED 20 CHICKEN NUGGETS?
agenderreid: Someone please be my mom I’ll try and do something nice for mother’s day I just want a maternal figure please take care of me This is not a joke please nurture me I promise I’ll be good.
queeralieninvasion: Things I wish people would stop making jokes about -hearing voices -needing therapy -taking “crazy” pills -asylums and mental hospitals -seeing things/having visions -delusional thinking -mentally ill people in general like just
chocoarts:infinite-orangepeel:chocoarts:five bucks says they smooch,…oh my god, i’m in love with the lighting and the way steve’s watching eddie so intensely !! 躔 they kiss….take my money ALRIGHT fork it over!!! (JOKING)
dmmd-fandom: a-low-key-art: or could be titled “nobody in dmmd can take a yo mamma joke without crying” Started in mother’s day, today finished with all the characters in one post. Enjoy ＼(^▽^＠)ノ and happy late mother’s day A day late
butchlvr: “Ehehehehe….You’re funny! ‘Can ya suck my dick’…..Ehehehehehe…Good one!”“I wasn’t joking….”“Oh. Seriously? You’d actually go for having my dick in your mouth if I let ya??”“Uh-huh….and take your load when
atheistj: My favorite ongoing joke in Suicide Squad was the monsters continually trying to kidnap Flag and the Squad’s just like “Yeah, take him!” and Deadshot going “FUCKING SAVE HIM. IF HE DIES WE DIE.” and the Squad begrudgingly saving
btsmoodz: This isn’t BTS related but, Rest In Peace Jonghyun… Mental illness is no joke, please seek help and take care of your mental health! Our condolences to His friends and Family & Members of Shinee ❤️
Lines that probably would have been fine if not prefixed with: “not to be sexist…”. Seriously, take that line out and it makes for a reasonably clever joke.
good-dog-girls: irrepressiblenaiad: good-dog-girls: mochaqt: I haven’t seen this joke be made yet so I had to continue down the path of meme necromancy I am gonna take this moment to declare Chain Chomp a dog. Which makes Chompette a dog girl.
raptorific: Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. “It’s all dick jokes
myselfcubed: jupiterlightning: Remember. Cosplay is serious business. I love you guys.
selflessnewyorker: scruffsmcgoogle: prettyboyshyflizzy: yall southern states got dinosaurs running around and yall make jokes about new york having rats But they are places to be expected. NY rats take the subway and be trying to sell their mixtapes
cutestrology: Sagittarius moon tea: they can never take a compliment without laughing or making a joke out of it, they always deflect with humor when any emotion is shown as they can’t be serious in those moments
gavinsnose: suffering-tm: are you a “sleeping and taking naps all the time” mentally ill person or a “i toss and turn all night and stare at the ceiling” person Ha ha jokes on you I’m both
eitherfeline: tits-n-trix: Boys will absolutely destroy their living space for a joke and I’m glad they take the time to film it What ‘Boys Being Boys’ means
pootisspence: jotaillustrator:lyssalovescookies: kineticpenguin:I was a bit skeptical about that whole “twitter is just tumblr now” schtick beyond being a joke butjesus fucking christ the clout from this six-year-old take did anyone also see
hypothetical-menace: tits-n-trix: Boys will absolutely destroy their living space for a joke and I’m glad they take the time to film it how could you leave this in the replies
secretworld-observer: kellyfromthecity: The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your
jluds: christinaposabule: hey wanna hear a joke well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously Is this to imply no one tumblr has a sense of humor. That is so offensive.
tinydragongina: aeedee: I would like to take this opportunity to point out one thing. This is an example of a male-targeted, vaguely ‘sexist’ commercial campaign that is genuinely funny, and clever enough for women to “get the joke”. These
stardust-rain: dollygale: brandx: dorianthewellendowed: jimmyfury: zarabithia: queerhawkeye: beanarie: Yeeeees? And? I’m taking this as a compliment to Elementary. LOL. Not Featuring A Dude Who Makes Rape Jokes is `100% a compliment. Not
saintsghost: marysonofjames: This is not even a joke. This is my cousin’s tree (or lack thereof). He’s an only child. I cannot even fathom this picture. He said it takes 5-6 hours to open them. Is your cousin Dudley from Harry Potter
stability: Please take this seriously, Frank. Interventions aren’t a fucking joke.
fuckerluke: tumblr has ruined the word daddy for me forever. the other day my dad was like as a joke “come give daddy a hug” and i literally cringed i wanted to cry i wanted god himself to come down and take my life right there
crystal-gems:Dammit Burnett. OH MATT. Vying for that coveted trolling trophy I see
I gotta admit, I’m mildly offended folks think I would mix up season 1 and 2 episodes, haha.
salacio: Welp.I take no credit for this shit ship joke.
beekirbydrawsstuff: I decided to take the “baby steven edit” meme in a different direction Do you get the joke Do you get it (transparent babby steven courtesy of @artemispanthar)
jaspervevo: Here it is! My original painting signed by Olivia Olson. She was super sweet and loved the painting so much she took a picture of it! She even sang a little bit of “Movin’ On Up” when my friend joked about taking a picture of it. Honestly
painbows: whinges: it’ll take more than tired jokes to make me stop loving a psychic-type cat with a thousand-yard stare. i named mine potato. Pile-o-babies
tastefullyoffensive: “He’s taking a criminology course. When he got back we jokingly pointed it out to him and he got bright red when he realized the page he left it on.” - mcdngr
iwantmybflikethis: letitbeknown253: Started off as a joke. You know just a bit drinking and betting. One bet led to another and we were all naked. All winning to. Every thing seemed easy enough. Till Joe bet me that I couldn’t resist taking his dick.
ohyousillypotato: my hobbies include: watching the same show 4 times standing in front of the pantry but taking nothing laughing at my own jokes laying on the floor
secretlymartinfreeman: doctorhobbitterlock: resident-vamp: heymanticore: severusnapers: Michael and Alan play a practical joke on Daniel during one of their takes. (x) Oh my fucking God. #there are few things better than watching alan rickman
thescienceofjohnlock: carryonmyhighfunctioningtardis: carryonmyhighfunctioningtardis: There is a man dressed as captain jack sparrow walking around the train station I wasn’t joking That could have been Jonny Depp you know. He takes the Captain
