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stateslave: @pupamphad been messing around with some props that he’d believed had been mistakenly sent to his house. He thought he’d mess around, wear them and take some pics to post online as a kind of joke. Yet, as he placed the collar, that
“Lonnie pumped away on me while I got acquainted with his big friend. I remember thinking ‘Wow! He’s going to take some getting used to!’ His GIRTH really opened me up - it was awesome! Lonnie jokingly complained that I was loose for a week
thepureskin: After my black high tops bit the dust I was looking for something similar in style/comfort to converse, and noticed Jordan’s Vans. And then we became twins. And we joked about taking a nude picture in them but it never happened until yesterd
gapegirl: Hey ;) My members area is now online full of crazy pussy fisting videos and pics. Wait till u see what I can take! xoxo GapeGirl http://gapegirl.com Great news! GapeGirl’s website is now fully up and running so members can joking for
papayaaaaaaaaa: papayaaaaaaaaa: What Syncing Problems? It takes form in this bad joke. reblog
foxnewsoficial: Person: I’m a woman and I don’t need feminism What she’s actually saying: My life is perfectly okay and I don’t really care what other women go through I think feminists are just whiny and can’t take jokes that perpetuate harmful
neurotic-neb: Preview of things to come. I’m not sure how long this might take me. Took all frickin day to set this up. But it IS coming. (Insert lame joke here.) Just wait a little longer. Please understand.
Oh I knew inviting my friends over for twister could lead to some dirty jokes or fake passes at each other but I never expected my wife to start sucking my cock and my best friends wife to join in. Then he started taking both of the lovely woman from
diaryof-alittleswitch: drugs-music-sex:emt-monster: Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs. No fucking joke. Tell the EMT. Don’t fucking lie. They are literally trying to save your stupid ass from whatever you took.
watchingishot: My wife had been flirting with this guy all evening and I realize it was turning me on even though I did not know how to deal with it. So I said to her in a joking voice: Why don’t you take him to our bedroom and fuck him right here
Here’s a very late and over due birthday drawing for the @ask-sillybri
wetamup: hastobeseen: It’s like god put her together to do one thing, and one thing only. She is built for fucking. This is no joke, if you take away the few breaks we took in between, we fucked for a little over three hours nonstop today. She is
gwenswitch: bimbodreams: She thought he was kidding when he said she could trade in 10 IQ points for every cup size! Jokingly she played along, but now it was getting kind of hard to concentrate. Adore this take. I would *love* this. I probably
Jim - Gets sick a lot, even though he doesn’t joke a lot, is still lovable and a bit gruff while still responsive to fans. ♥ Sebastian- Knows what his fans want, and isn’t afraid to take his shirt off for it. Misha - Misha tweets from
kissmywonderwoman:She’s not passionate or firey, unless she hasn’t eaten enough that day, in which case she’s kind of terrifying. She’s not sexy. In fact one of the running jokes of the show has Jake taking things Amy says and repurposing them
Alexandria talking about Cycle 17. She sounds so melodramatic tbh. Stop taking it so seriously, the show’s practically just a big joke by now anyway.
fuckyeahidiotonfacebook: It takes a “special” sort of person to fall for his own joke
Wow, taking 8 inches is no joke. Skills!
vanessasketch: I found the moment between Hulk and Ben touching here, especially since they often have a somewhat contentious friendship. But I will be forever bitter over freaking Reed taking Ben’s joke as the serious suggestion on how to deal with
“Got milk?” “Sheesh, sis, you’re the one who has the milk.” “Okay, okay, damn it, so what if the joke was stupid. Just take the milk already and then fuck me. See if I try to be funny again.” “Hey, sis,
biglouvids: cumfacialextremist: Jasmne Byrne is one of the best at taking huge loads. Shes darling too. Just look at her. Tell me you dont want to dump a load on her right now. I do. Right now. Seriously. Not a joke. Yup.. She is a cum swallowing exper
cumfacialextremist: Jasmne Byrne is one of the best at taking huge loads. Shes darling too. Just look at her. Tell me you dont want to dump a load on her right now. I do. Right now. Seriously. Not a joke.
offpreteendreams: This is another fantasy of mine; a road trip alone with Dad. We would joke, flirt, and tease the entire trip until we stopped at a motel for the night. He would make a move and just force me. Strip me. Kiss me. Take me.I feel bad after
People who can't take jokes
jakemalik: so I was going to re enact the video of the girl that pretends to go into labour (here) to send to someone as a joke, but I forgot my mom was upstairs taking a nap when half way through she started running downstairs screaming if I was
A note from Tupac Shakur’s prom date. ‘96 “I had wrote a letter saying how much I loved his music to his fan club. At the end I made a joke saying that if he ever read this letter to please take me to my prom since my boyfriend had just broken
naughty-aunt: My sister and I were commenting how hot aunt Stacy was. That’s when my sister got that naughty twinkle in her eye “Wonder if we could seduce her together?” she asked half-joking. Well, we found out it doesn’t take a lot of work
theheartmaid: kiyumiarashi: atokniiro: Please don’t remove the artist’s caption/comment when you reblog a drawing/comic/etc. I obviously can’t speak for everyone, but in my case the caption is often an addition to the joke, and if you take it
drakestories: Dad doesn’t take any pills, but he and I jokingly call it our Cialis moment. Where the sex just erupts between us, fast, furious, hard. Like today. I’d met Dad after I was done with classes and after he got out of work. Since I’m
someactorkid: ellendegeneres: In 10 or 11 years when she gets the joke, she’s gonna love this photo. How long do you think it takes a child to learn how to read
kuro-shinozaki: lovelylexilulu: What Eren finally found in the basement! ;) Translation if you can please (: Btw this is just a joke by Isayama, so don’t take it seriously lol ふっきんパラダイス which translates to “Abs Paradise” i believe..
littleblackchat: [I am Chat Noir and I approve this message.] I’M NOT ONLY SHIPPING TRASH, I’M ALSO PUN TRASH. And don’t take this too seriously, I mostly just wanted to make the joke lol. PS enjoy a chibi self portrait of me.
bad-lady-next-door: When she said, “I’ll come over and take care of you,” he thought she was just joking. He hadn’t realized the depths of her seriousness.
ashleighadeline: smilezoey: A note from Tupac Shakur’s prom date. ‘96 “I had wrote a letter saying how much I loved his music to his fan club. At the end I made a joke saying that if he ever read this letter to please take me to my prom since
You don’t have to do anything angel. Just accompany me to dinner with the Sheik. Laugh quietly at all of his jokes. Only speak when spoken too. But for the most part just sit there and be pretty. When we’re all done, I’ll take your for
icjswing: Sometimes your BBC guest can be a little shy and apprehensive. He may need some encouragement to get him out of his shell and take control of the pussy. Laughing and joking will calm his nerves and ease his tension. Even his nervousness won’t
masterjaceknight: parksanclrecreation: monodi: dantes-disco-inferno: Sometimes the jokes write themselves This is why I just cannot take the Ivy League seriously. I think those students fully understood the subject matter.
No joke honey, I am going to give you exactly what you want tonight. You won’t be sleeping much tonight, I promise. I’m going to take you home. I’m going to unlock your chastity belt. After I’ve brought you to the edge of
No joke honey, I am going to give you exactly what you want tonight. You won’t be sleeping much tonight, I promise. I’m going to take you home. I’m going to unlock your chastity belt. After I’ve brought you to the edge of orgasm over and
flr-captions: No joke honey, I am going to give you exactly what you want tonight. You won’t be sleeping much tonight, I promise. I’m going to take you home. I’m going to unlock your chastity belt. After I’ve brought you to the edge of orgasm
thelat3xbitch: Mistress is training my hole one day at a time to take larger and larger cocks. My hard cock is now offically a joke compared to the things she rams into my ass.
Discorded Umber Please don’t take this too seriously, drew it as a bit of a joke while trying different poses and facial expressions. Since Umber is supposed to be a really happy and friendly, I toyed around with the idea of what he would be like
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L/apis L/azuli*has a bared back and midriff, bare arms, goes about barefoot and has a very flowy dress that easily billows up all around her.Makes that she’s noticeably more proactively dressed in comparison to most if not all other gems**lashes out
Archie vs. Predator #2Jughead, Moose, Midge, Reggie, Chuck, Kevin, and Kevin’s Dad vs. PredatorBest Yo Mamma “Joke” in recen memory.Sorry, Kevin. Looks like Archie wasn’t there to take the bullet for you this time.
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I found out that Nick openly admitted on the feeds to giving a guy a blowjob, so in honor of that Im reposting some Nick pics
love it as much as you want or say that its a beloved franchise, and say you’ll still watch it. doesn’t change the fact its till going to suck donkey balls…please don’t take this comic seriously im only making a joke :D anyway hope you guys
I’m going to take a break from joke comics for a little while. I want to focus on Gashire for a bit.
ask-princess-trollestia: zeph-the-blue: crazy-bandox: askprincesstrollluna: NOBODY DOUBTS MY TROLLING ABILITY! (Guys this is a joke! don’t take it seriously especially the original artists.) (It would be cool if the original artists could see
somethingrelatedtothisguy skomentował(a) Twój post “IDK if it works but ye. Adding u to my blocked list bc clearly u don’t…”That sounds like it was just a joke, though.With all due respect, there’s only so much bullshit I can take and
New Post has been published on http://bonafidepanda.com/guide-selfies-ass/Guide to Taking Selfies That Will Get You Some AssBecause of my uncanny ability to get amused by fart jokes and men, I have cultivated this chance to make tons of guy friends. I
an-assassin-named-ghost replied to your post:Have you seen the trailer for the Disney movie…since when are porn, furries and ponies horrible? ^^Becuase “anyone who enjoys fetishes outside of attraction to the opposite sex and doing the do in
You know is true love when the girl still wants the guy even if he is all fucked uptrue love right there. Guts was the rebound guy.
thefloatingstone: I’m not joking about the JV thing btw.I’ve been in the Invader Zim fandom since 2005. And even back then JV was vocally unimpressed by his fanbase. Heck while the show was AIRING he would take things the fanbase wanted to see and
i shat a lot of libel for this joke pls dont take it 2 heart i love MTT’s parts
Okay, time to take a quick joke break for anyone in need of a laugh right now: #1Two men walking down the road notice a dog licking its balls:1st Man: Damn, I wish I could do that!!!2nd Man: Well just pet him first and make sure he’s friendly!
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