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dreamersanchor: catwmeow: tomlinholic: if someone ever cheats on me im going to invite them for a romantic candle lit dinner in a deserted area and then im going to tell them stories about how i killed my ex boyfriend in the woods because he cheated
housewifeswag: You know me. I’ll kill anybody, but I’ll only sleep with someone I love. 💘
wanttowatchasianwife: spragzpc1: Strengthing real Asian pussy I can imagine my wife screaming like this!!!….so loud that the neighbors call the cops cause they think someone is getting killed!!…all just to have the cops sit and watch with me as
gallifreyanturtles: sydney-rakestraw: Now That’s What I Call Tumblr The one with killing someone with an icicle is from the book The Lovely Bones. They didn’t come up with that and that bothers me.
simplicitayy: liftingisthedeathofdesire: su-ic-id-al: thentuckersaid: inkthorn: a drunk driver killed someone i love. i thought maybe, if i kept it up, i might hear something back… God dammit, this just fucking destroyed me. I think about texting
nosdrinker: shelbylinnea: nosdrinker: next time i like somebody just remind me to kill myself it’ll be easier Or you could take a chance on someone you thought was totally out of your league and end up with the best relationship you’ve ever had.
astralcoral: if someone lived with me and did this id kill them
if you find yourself thinking “it’s okay they’ll always be there for me so it’s whatever" kill that idea.taking advantage of someone’s dedication to you and willingness to just drop everything to help you is a terrible
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geek-ramblings: bravinto: stteve: bucky: *punches someone off of a 10 story high stairwell* bucky: ok technically gravity killed him not me bucky: my lawyer matt murdock says it’s ok Bucky: Fandom:
the-b-in-subtle:sassy-spoon:Ok but if we become best friends and you treat me right then there’s pretty much nothing you can do that I won’t be understanding over, like you could kill someone and I’d show up at your doorstep at 2 in the morning
heteroflexibleromantic:*kills someone* judge: u get life in jailme: callout culture is so toxic. people make mistakes its a part of being human. i cant believe im being attacked for something you couldve just inboxed me privately to talk about, i didnt
skinnylander: skinnylander: can someone talk to me or i will kill myself from boredom im not joking
redwhiteandcamo: just-shower-thoughts: There should be a 911 texting service for emergencies where people could potentially be injured or killed if someone heard them talk. There is. You can text 911. Trust me. I work for them.
baptizedinfilth: i like guys that look like they could kill you but also show you the love that you’ve always wanted I want someone to look at me and see this …
pain-is-temporary-keep-fighting: Hey fighter. Please don’t harm/kill yourself tonight. Place your hand over your heart, feel that? That’s called purpose. You have so many options in life, don’t make giving up one of them. Msg me if you need someone
offices-regionalbranch:thewest-isdead:Liberals ruined eat the rich for me by no longer making it what it really should be about, killing the rich.Someone in a TikTok comment section once was like “but my dad is very rich and he is so nice :(”
the-b-in-subtle: sassy-spoon: Ok but if we become best friends and you treat me right then there’s pretty much nothing you can do that I won’t be understanding over, like you could kill someone and I’d show up at your doorstep at 2 in the morning
kayvsworld: cacw made me laugh bc like “i’m not gonna kill anyone” says bucky barnes, throwing a cinderblock at a guy’s face “i can’t control their fear” says wanda maximoff, who has, among other abilities, the power to control someone’s
let-me-dream-with-the-stars:If I think about blackbonnet anymore I’ll fucking kill someone cause guys - Ed likes Stede for Stede. He doesn’t wanna change anything about him, in fact it’s what made him fall for Stede in the first place
officerpyrope: YES I WOULD CARE IF YOU KILLED YOURSELF YES I WOULD BE THERE IF YOU NEEDED SOMEONE TO TALK TO YES I WOULD CARE IF YOU DELETED YOUR BLOG YES I WOULD LET ANYONE SEND THINGS TO ME I WOULD DO THAT EVEN IF I DON’T REBLOG THOSE POSTS
I would kill for someone to eat me out right now.
I would kill for someone to tell me this right now
jaiking: nickflyguy: Take care of yourself Follow me at http://jaiking.tumblr.com/ You’ll be glad you did. I didn’t even unmute this. She could be detailing how she one killed someone and got away with it and I’d never know. The way she talking
bearilynmonroe: If this man is a bottom so help me god I’m going to kill someone
theanthyeffect: psych-facts: Cuddling literally kills depression, relieves anxiety and strengthens the immune system. So.. can someone come cuddle with me? Please?
cherscrotch:Everytime some asshole says to a woman “be grateful youre not in a place like the Middle East” I wanna kill someone. Like how dare you use ME women as a tool to guilt trip women into complancy with western misogyny. They also talk about
phireside: “I was perfectly happy killing myself but then you asked me to try, and for the first time in my life it felt like someone actually gave a shit, and that that person was worth trying for.”Skins, Vol. 2 “Chris”
THIS ONE’S CALLED HOT POTATO! LET ME SEE YOU FUCKING KILL SOMEONE!!
hopeinthedarkness-blog: Get to Know Me Meme - (6/10) Favorite TV Show: How to Get Away With Murder“Oh what fun to kill someone and end up in jail.”
pionmycake: chrossrank: guardians of the galaxy 2 looks great I love this picture because it means that someone, somewhere saw some road kill and thought, “Let me get my super high quality costume that I happen to have lying around on! The internet
thatsthat24: lothlenan: Someone call a doctor, because doing this painting killed my hands. Good gravy. That foliage. HOWEVER. Finally, with some help and encouragement I managed to get through it. Special thanks to my fiance for carrying me through
If someone wants to make me an Acidez and Who Killed Spikey Jacket? patches for my birthday I’ll love you foreverererreerrrr
hypnotizedmind: if i killed myself i think majority of people would be upset that it was someone young who died, not the fact that it was me.
amaranthine-kitten:amaranthine-kitten:Me, seeing a gendered item that doesn’t need to be gendered at all: “I’m gonna kill someone right now”It doesn’t even come in small??? Wtf? You fucking dumbasses think all men fit into two size categories?
lothlenan: Someone call a doctor, because doing this painting killed my hands. Good gravy. That foliage. HOWEVER. Finally, with some help and encouragement I managed to get through it. Special thanks to my fiance for their support and not letting me
if your principles lead me to try to feel empathy for someone who rapes, tortures and kills a 4-year-old girl out of mere fun, fuck you and fuck your depraved morals
pain-is-killing: “It bothers me that no one has the patience to deal with someone who is just sad.” — Emily Haines (via quotemadness)
