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myrandomstrawberries: I‘d swear if I draw another Crank Zent fanart, someone please kill me… haha!I’m supposed to place Ein here as well, but my head hurts and can’t think of a composition as of the moment… … I’ll update on this post with
I wouldn't move if someone tried to kill me.
rubyfruitjumble: clefairydance: every time someone says the word “spoopy” in pokémon episode 170 - A Better Pill to Swallow sorry but this is killing me spoopy!
alicevalium: hannahyesss: hannahyesss: It’s unusually high for someone your size. We have to fix that. inspired by this. oh my god kill me now this is too perfect
I’ve been throwing up for the last two hours, and it blows cause at this point I’m just ralphing air and I want someone to kill me
knifeandlighter: I’ve been throwing up for the last two hours, and it blows cause at this point I’m just ralphing air and I want someone to kill me Walk it off, sissy
i just rolled out of bed and i have to go to work and i want to die so badly someone please come and fucking kill me please. just sneak into my house and cut my throat. i want to die. coffee can’t fix this what’s happening.
dyyke: loloman23: loloman23: white squidward if I post my address will someone come kill me
rockyhardwood: Killing two birds with one bone One pone? Works either way Can someone draw me a picture of the first one though? Like whacking birds out of the sky with a dick X:
isle-of-forgotten-dreams:((MLK (Martin Luther King) March killed my legs someone give me a massage ;3;))^w^ Happy Sera FTW~
miel-doux: newyorksbabe: electric-wish: oh god, your killing me fml , you so hawt babe wtf how can someone be this perfect..
chudobs: Consider (she heard someone’s been hurting her man and she’s going to kill everything)
forcepassioneandkiboujuju: “All laughs for the playable characters in JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: All Star Battle. CC2, Y U NO give Polnareff a laugh. :( ”
you know you are doing it wrong when your healer is screaming at their screen, "fuck you, you fucker i'm gonna kill you" while healing you
nameswithoutfaces: If this boy doesn’t kill me, then someone else should.
boredyet: voxantiqua: #someone just kill me because i can’t deal with this #how to accurately simulate the feeling of your heart physically being ripped out of your chest
bellpickle: I can't even imagine someone else besides you killing me.
Today is a “hideous-crying-Bastion-emotions” kind of day LOOK AT HOW HAPPY THEY ARE AT THE END OF THE WORLD BECAUSE THEY HAVE EACH OTHER THIS GAME IS SO BEAUTIFUL SOMEONE JUST KILL ME NOW BECAUSE- oh you say the dev team is working on a new
landorus: IS SOMEONE LOOKING TO KILL ME OR SOMETHING
squarekun: fyliloandstitch: What kills me about this is that it seems like a conversation these two would actually have. I can picture it perfectly with their voices and everything. someone who can impersonate his voice should read it i need this in
sataniscumming: that feeling you get in your gut when you see the guy you truly like liking someone else. its like a punch in the fucking stomach x1000 kill me plz
dolpfinnlove: reybanz: Bwahahahahaha someone get their mom off Tumblr!! Kill me now.lol
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campyvillain:campyvillain:campyvillain:how i feel whenever someone leaves something dumb as hell in the notes/ask box of my mutual??????????????????????oh it’s a kingdom hearts reference. i just thought you were trying to kill me with your mind
ihateofficemax: ive been slipping in and out of sleep all day… my stomach is killing me and im still so worried about kitty joe.. i just want to be cuddled right now. ugh someone come hold my hand I would if I could hun <3
mr-and-mrsgrey:Back = Blown The Fuck Out. Daddy killed me today and put my ass to sleep. Now someone come kiss and lick my feet. 💘💘
Twitter - In case you missed the girls snap of them killing someone on camera
jambandit: zacwells: i want to live with someone who tries to kill me regularly but i’m too clever so they can’t manage it #a cat #you want a pet cat
meladoodle: honestly “you shouldve killed me when you had the chance” is probably the funniest thing you can say after minorly inconveniencing someone and i plan to say it always
name-your-god-n-bleed-the-freak: Please could someone tell this man to calm down? He will kill me with his perfection.
2nd period kills. someone text me!
ouyehapro: argumentinvalid: noehomeskillet: jerybeanxo: heydaniellee: mikofelipe27: Why are Black people soo funny? XD This video killed me a little inside. Lmfaoooo I hope one day I drive past someone doing this! I think I just died. TROLOLOLO
xaviersayys: The boots killed it. OMG!!! FINALLY! SOMEONE GETS ME! ^ Boots gotta go! i dont even get why girls wear boots with shorts.
tuhrishhhh: I hate, I hate that I’m, singing this song, singing this song, ‘cause I love you, yea I loved you. I’m all cried out, I’m all tried out, I’m all fight out. Right now it’s killing me, ‘cause I have to find someone else, when all
Ironside by Quincy Jones (a.k.a. The Kill Bill Siren) plays whenever someone asks me this question.
marius-p0ntmercy: someone is going to kill me for this
the-cringe-channel: the-eagle-atarian: the-darkest-of-souls: thecringiest: look at all these true stories that actually happened for reals yo Good god i read one and cringed kill me Someone asked for a tag for these, and unfortunately we don’t
magnolia-noire: fuck-eater: marsixm: 770rd: what in davy jones locker did i just witness why is spongebob topping first of all Can someone please come kill me look if my pure Christian eyes had to view this so do y'all
princess-jenna1: kazuki-1: Someone is seriously trying to kill me… What a way to go
hooligan-nova: holy-crap-someone-finally: noseforahtwo: clancybrownseyebrows: What kills me about Trump is that all of the shit he’s pulled since being elected should be disqualifying. The refusing to do press conferences, not getting in touch
chancemaycrown: morsstupebit: getsherlockinmybed: The eyesex is killing me…. “See you in bed Jawn…” All I am saying is that back in the day when I would go to gay bars and clubs, I would sit there at the bar alone and wait. And when someone
theangryviolinist: someone’s playing the thaik violin concerto in the practice rooms rn kill me
life-of-a-skinny-boy: katiescarlettspeaks: So I had to post this because it’s just been stuck on my mind. It kills me that people get caught up on the number of selfies someone takes, saying that they’re conceited that they’re self absorbed and
hiddlestoned-and-lokid: hiddlestoned-and-lokid: Because I like how he sits and OH LORD THOSE THIGHS OF HIS KILL ME. Especially the last image. SOMEONE MAKE A DAMN BLOG OF TOM HIDDLESTON’S THIGHS! I HAVE A PROBLEM BUT I NEED A HIDDLESTON
senj0ugahara: “Everyone is alone. Everyone is empty. People no longer have need of others. Any relationship can be replaced. I’d gotten bored of a world like that. But for some reason… the thought that someone other than you might kill me never
nobody-kill-any-virgins: holaa-mishamigoss: wendigod: deansass: pumpkwinchesters: deansass: I had a dream where I had a math test & someone called me and I was suddenly in this huge mansion and Luci was there and he’s like “do you want the
tundraloo: setheverman: pewdiepie literally used the “is that setheverman?” meme in his video yesterday… can someone perhaps kill me right here and now please and thank you very much appreciated seth, you really, really dont deserve this, im sorry
sua-sponte-deactivated20200331:oatmealbrain:fullmetalfisting:Still can’t get over that 4chan post that’s like “my mom came into my room and I pretended to be asleep and she stroked my cheek??? Is she gonna kill me???” And someone replied, “she
hellyesbro:If someone told me 贄,000 a year wasn’t enough to live on I think i’d kill them with a rock right then and there.
lilaira: designertrashbag: light-and-heartful: Someone get this guy to make this into an actual Fan-made movie, with all the looks and charm of a Don Bluth animation movie, NOW! these things kill me oh yes
tearlessrain: I’m going to start making up obnoxiously stupid answers every time someone tells me how young I look “I’m actually a past version of myself, I had to time travel forward and kill the original because he became a juggalo” “a witch
leaf me alone, I'm bushed
dickloverboy: Can someone tell me the name of this serie???? !! ! !! ! ! ! daniel radcliffs new movie kill your darlings
semie78: someone just kill me now, he’s too precious
Oh okay I guess I’m just having an episode alrighty then
Holy fucking shit oh my god I swear I’m THE biggest fucking idiot fucking ever someone please just kill me
osunism: ahebkoevhalev: osunism: osunism: So someone outed me to my family and now I’m probably going to be homeless soon. No car, no furniture, my life is just really getting shittier. Luckily I have the option of killing myself and ending this
street-name-shezza: pleatedjeans: This is How You Prank Someone. That last gif KILLS me
