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This may be a fake. If not, could someone tell me who I need to kill just to meet her?? 8-b…
30 Day OTP Challenge, day 2: Cuddling somewhere
Sorry about not posting any art for a while it’s been busy around christmas for me
ask-my-little-kitties: Someone get Derpy out of the candy bowl. http://askcatdoctor.tumblr.com/ http://lightking124.tumblr.com/ I swear this blog is out to kill me with cute today. ;w;
miel-doux: newyorksbabe: electric-wish: oh god, your killing me fml , you so hawt babe wtf how can someone be this perfect..
landorus: IS SOMEONE LOOKING TO KILL ME OR SOMETHING
hutchj: elovers: samurai-flocka: when someone keeps interrupting you. That finger killed me.
Step 1: Sing to the tune of “Stronger Than You”. Step 2: Die laughingThis is not technically a submission, but if someone’s tags are funny enough I reserve the right to do this. argenteuscg, you’re a genius and you killed me(Edit: People have
four-alarm-symphony:He’s hot. I mean, not ‘hood and zip ties in a CIA safe house with ten hours to kill’ hot, but…
a-kill-eez: Someone tell me her name
ask-crazystar: cappycodeart: Someone tell me who (or what) killed Steven Universe Akward brown hair boy club!
justforthevixxshows: Photocards of Hex Sign Someone are trying to kill me I swear ! Did you see that ? FUCKING LEATHER PANTS ON HONGBIN !!!!!!!
I’ve been feeling unmotivated and numb for the last couple days. I’ve been watching the show Dexter non-stop since yesterday and in the middle of the night I woke up and thought “If someone walks into my house and kills me right now,
myfairgolightly: You fool! No man can kill me. When you finally come out as a translady to someone
osunism: ahebkoevhalev: osunism: osunism: So someone outed me to my family and now I’m probably going to be homeless soon. No car, no furniture, my life is just really getting shittier. Luckily I have the option of killing myself and ending this
hellyesbro:If someone told me 贄,000 a year wasn’t enough to live on I think i’d kill them with a rock right then and there.
meladoodle: honestly “you shouldve killed me when you had the chance” is probably the funniest thing you can say after minorly inconveniencing someone and i plan to say it always
tits-tits-everywhere-are-tits: Milena Velba - When they are big enough that someone can lean over your shoulder and suck the other one, FUCK! That was number 5. I gotta stop my cock is killing me…
darcobodt: heyp0tter: pocketpadfoot: to-kill-a-mockingjayy: verusmihi: MUST HAVE sex would be out of this world PUNCHES TROUGH A WALL AND STEALS ALL THE BED COVERS SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE TO BUY THESE Here’s where you can get them. [x]
dilclo: justanothervividparadise: dilclo: choke me not sexually like actually kill me how do you sexually choke someone… thats the most innocent thing ive ever heard
mescalineforbreakfast: changingmyownpaige: shell-tear-your-world-apart: I need someone to come have sex with me, I have a headache Dude. In need. My head is killing me. Endorfines are fines you get if you’re a misbehaving Ewok, right? Endorphins
fuckdad: circleofthemoon: circleofthemoon: I hope one day someone hires a hitman to kill me in my sleep by smothering me with a pillow but all the pillows i own are body pillows of my waifus so i can be smothered to death between anime titties When
aohina is so good, so pure
justbeautifulxxx: This is fucking hot and the way Siri’s big tits bounce is killing me.If someone knows where I can find the whole video please let me know.
dirtyharry2016: justbeautifulxxx: This is fucking hot and the way Siri’s big tits bounce is killing me.If someone knows where I can find the whole video please let me know. Hot
bi18babee: dilclo: justanothervividparadise: dilclo: choke me not sexually like actually kill me how do you sexually choke someone… thats the most innocent thing ive ever heard ^ agreed
vergen: quaxxo: I’m with someone else now. You know that. this kills me This ripped me apart
openupsayyes: all these pictures of dudes in baseball uniform tied up in lockerrooms is killing me Someone find this ginger’s photoset and send it to me, daddy needs new fapping material.
toebyeus: rubenscubix: toebyeus: can my future murderer please give me 5 extra minutes before they kill me to make a text post saying i’m dead thanks Fuck that I’d take those 5 minutes to call someone for help or get a gun. obviously you don’t
earthdad: amazonpackage: earthdad: Someone draw me fan art of me and Garfield goodbye earthdad you can’t kill a god
trashfirefallon: I’m regret to al announce I’m awake again someone just Fucken lol me kill me kfc
I literally just wanna die lol like fucking please someone come stab me with something idc just fucking kill me end my goddamn life right fucking now
Up bored and drunk someone entertain me or kill me one
fuckyeahewanmcgregor: “I wasn’t someone who could smoke or drink in moderation, and I recognized that those things would kill me. I started visualizing the doctor telling me that I had cancer from smoking or that I was extremely ill because of how
woohijo: tokkio: someone please kill me im so tired of everything and i want to die me too please. both of you, or anyone who feels this way, even though i don’t personally know you and can’t say that things will get better, there are
gay-lacier: dilclo: justanothervividparadise: dilclo: choke me not sexually like actually kill me how do you sexually choke someone… thats the most innocent thing ive ever heard dito
bloomjuicebox replied to your post: “Please recommend me some depressing anime that will kill me when it’s…”:Berserk, perfect blue, grave of the fireflies, elfin lied, evangelionI’ve seen all of these but Berserk, and someone else recommended
When someone beats you down so hard to the point you are numb from pain. You mentally are killing me and now I have to pick myself up with in a matter of minutes or quit my fucking job. I hope you realize how much you hurt me and I hope it all comes back
kiss-then-kill: fvckpvssy: How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you “I want you naked on top of me, please”
maidith: Ils sont revenus - The Return Haddock://Thundering typhoons! That boy is too much to handle for me. Someone get me out of here!//Tintin:“C'mon, Captain. Only twenty more Nazi zombies to kill, then we can go home and get rid of our clothes.”
guys yesterday me and darfin went for a run and I was faster than him!!!! and I was less out of breath (though still dying) and then I beat him in shooting the basketball (bc that is my only talent in sports)
#omg robb and jon being all ‘DAT MA GURRRL’ #and jory being like ‘fookin starks’ #and ned being like ‘and they told me the girls would be the sensible ones’ #and theon being like ‘i am going to kill myself someone get me back to pyke’
dilclo: justanothervividparadise: dilclo: choke me not sexually like actually kill me how do you sexually choke someone… thats the most innocent thing ive ever heard Funn
this game is hard but a lot of fun actually and super pretty aaa
bichrissy: his-sluttyvyxsin: nudefoodiecutie: his-sluttyvyxsin: vulvanized: dirtykarissa: How Lauren loves her ass being cleaned by me! I need someone to clean my ass this way! I volunteer Holy fuck you girls are killing me No I’m just dying
Libido is killing me. Just wanna slowly hump against someones leg until they let me eat them out while they reassure how good I am pathetic but their good pet 👉👈
donaldwildthornberry: Need someone who will literally drag me to the gym but then also not kill me as I complain the whole time.
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